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    Sex with GF last night

    hahah Ok... sooo last night we had some drinks and then things got sexual... I dont know if anyone else here has nocited that when a girl is really into it she loosens up and queefs?? Anyways she always does, so we're doing it doggy style and we have never done anal, although I push the subject with her a bit lol... Well I started to slip my thumb in there... Long story short, she went nuts and told me it felt sooooooo good... hahah so next weekend im hoping for the whole thing to happen hahah

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    You crazy Canadians

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    Sex with your gf, how sad. j/k

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    haha lets focus, any tips on the anal thing

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    Ever heard of "The Method" ??

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    Lube for starters, secondly:enjoy: Last but not least

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro29 View Post
    Ever heard of "The Method" ??
    no whats that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokers99 View Post
    Lube for starters, secondly:enjoy: Last but not least
    LOL sorry she is more or less the love of my life..besides my dog haha

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    hooray for more canadians going in the pooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    hooray for more canadians going in the pooper
    Well we havnt done it yet but Im dying too.. and she has such a nice looking "pooper" LOL! Im hoping if I keep slipping the finger she'll be up for it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength View Post
    Well we havnt done it yet but Im dying too.. and she has such a nice looking "pooper" LOL! Im hoping if I keep slipping the finger she'll be up for it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokers99 View Post
    Lol Im trying man, Im trying!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength View Post
    Lol Im trying man, Im trying!!!
    Seeing as were such good bro's, just pm the pics i swear i wont share them

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    I like doing the magic show personally, kind of off the subject but it is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    I like doing the magic show personally, kind of off the subject but it is funny.
    huh?

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    Sticking your penis in a hole is not magic unless it doesnt come back out, but you can keep that magic to yourself .ha ha

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    No. When you are hitting it from behind spit on her back right before you cum and when she turns around let it fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    No. When you are hitting it from behind spit on her back right before you cum and when she turns around let it fly.
    ummm what the hell does that have to do with what I posted? And its my GF, in case u cant read??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    No. When you are hitting it from behind spit on her back right before you cum and when she turns around let it fly.
    I like i like

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    I said it was off the subject, thought it would be funny. if you some good advice though try using astroglide not ky, its not as sticky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    I said it was off the subject, thought it would be funny. if you some good advice though try using astroglide not ky, its not as sticky.
    Ya? ok thanks bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    I said it was off the subject, thought it would be funny. if you some good advice though try using astroglide not ky, its not as sticky.
    Thanks for the tip

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    just keep playing with the pooper during sex...especially when shes close to her climax...eventually she will want to know what it feels like to have the cock in there haha...i swear it works on all the chicks i've tried it with...and yes lube is a must...but if you dont have any plenty of spit and use her juices for lube

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    Ya and do not put it back in the other hole, not a good idea. Her next visit will be at the hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    No. When you are hitting it from behind spit on her back right before you cum and when she turns around let it fly.
    OMG that is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

    You owe me a new pair of draws for that one.

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    Interesting thread.... where is Calgarian when you need him?

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    I'm rootin for ya bro. If she likes the thumb she'll want the real deal for sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    OMG that is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

    You owe me a new pair of draws for that one.
    LMAO. She will love it too, promise, try it.

    Disclaimer: Warning, RangerLTW is not responsible for any misuse of his technique. Any consequences for his advice was solely left up to your personal judgement. LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    No. When you are hitting it from behind spit on her back right before you cum and when she turns around let it fly.
    That's what we call the Houdini.

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    Now I understand his legend completely.

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    the trick. start off slow.

    rim her ass with your tongue.... THAT will set it off.

    then. one finger slow....then 2....... a bit more rimming may help here...

    then slide it in.

    DO NOT JUST GO FOR IT. never never never....

    work up to it. slow and easy. make it ALL about her...when in reality.... it's all for you

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    No licking the starfish here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    the trick. start off slow.

    rim her ass with your tongue.... THAT will set it off.

    then. one finger slow....then 2....... a bit more rimming may help here...

    then slide it in.

    DO NOT JUST GO FOR IT. never never never....

    work up to it. slow and easy. make it ALL about her...when in reality.... it's all for you
    Yeh I can personally vouch for the "don't just go for it thing".

    They don't believe you either when you say "it was an accident, honestly".

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    i had anal with my old gf...and let me just say my wiener went in white and came out brown...NEVER AGAIN

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    yeah, I want to do a girl in the pooper now. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    I said it was off the subject, thought it would be funny. if you some good advice though try using astroglide not ky, its not as sticky.

    anal ese

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    oh they love it when you lick it...that right there will set them off instantly

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