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  1. 12-09-2011, 04:28 PM #6161
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    Why do I need 2 take a piss a soon as I get in the bath???
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    @ Shol'va now you sound like the church people lol
    But i was expecting you to say something like that.
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    BTW am i the only one who noticed the tags for this thread ? Let me give you a copy paste

    dsm + war = not gay
    dsm = cool mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    @ Shol'va now you sound like the church people lol
    But i was expecting you to say something like that.
    Not really, the church people and me don't get along these days. Something about burning me at the stake or maybe it was burning my steak. After all they are the only ones living or dead without sin, according to them. Anyhow they don't like me and I'm not even in the military. And they don't like me lieing with a man, but I lie alone and sleep with a man. Go finger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bavz01 View Post
    Why do I need 2 take a piss a soon as I get in the bath???
    Warm water relaxes the muscles.

    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    How would one straight guy fend for himself agains gay people hitting on him ? I mean i know i'm very good looking but fvck me, i certainly dont look gay nor do i act like it. yet i often feel my hetero space beeing violated by gays or church people. The church people i can handle, i tell them to fvck off plain and simple, but i honestly dont know how do deal with gays. I have no problem with them, just want to be left alone.

    I mean for fvck sake, i was in college and we had public showers. When i come home i find a little paper under my door saying how he'd like to do nasty things with me and that he's waiting in the shower and that he gave it a shot, and if i werent gay he wouldnt bother me anymore.
    Also, another one took a shot asking me to go out with him for a drink while i was doing my shopping. Weird stalker followed me until i told him to fvck off or i'd knock him out.

    Ok, they give it a shot, but how on earth can i be civil with them when i tell them clearly no yet they insist ?
    Most people if you tell them you are straight they will leave you alone. If that fails start flirting back with him. Try this line "I have enough herpes for the both of us."
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    @Shol'va
    I have enough herpes for the both of us.
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    DSM is it better to ask forgiveness or permission?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    DSM is it better to ask forgiveness or permission?
    permission
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    permission
    I always thought better to ask forgivness..hate asking to do something:P
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    Another question, does Gixxer ever sleep?
    Or does his wife keep him up all night, every night!!
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    Man Razr your a real post whore, you know ? Getting annoying dude...
    Everywhere i look you post, and that wouldnt be a problem, but you just post shiet, you talk without actually having anything to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    Man Razr your a real post whore, you know ? Getting annoying dude...
    Everywhere i look you post, and that wouldnt be a problem, but you just post shiet, you talk without actually having anything to say.
    This is an off topic forum and I'm a Regular Slut here. I usually just post stuff that comes to mind, everyone else seems to like the threads I made and are pretty popular, sorry you have a problem. I made a thread with some hot chicks, go take a look at it and jack off, might make you feel better
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    Man Razr your a real post whore, you know ? Getting annoying dude...
    Everywhere i look you post, and that wouldnt be a problem, but you just post shiet, you talk without actually having anything to say.
    I agree, but I think "attention whore" is mor suiting..................funny @ 1st, but just annoying now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    I agree, but I think "attention whore" is mor suiting..................funny @ 1st, but just annoying now.
    Man tough crowd, I'm out! Sorry for the bother, thought you guys were cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Man tough crowd, I'm out! Sorry for the bother, thought you guys were cool.
    No need 2 run off man, we'd luv 2 hav ya around, just chill the A.D.D. will ya. B a little mor productive, not saying u haven't been productive, but going through ur post history..................90% of ur posts r just "attention grabbers", & nothing mor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    No need 2 run off man, we'd luv 2 hav ya around, just chill the A.D.D. will ya. B a little mor productive, not saying u haven't been productive, but going through ur post history..................90% of ur posts r just "attention grabbers", & nothing mor.
    Ok ill spend more time in the other forums and less time grab assing I guess I just like to have fun with you guys.
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    Not ass licking but Razr Ya a top man bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Ok ill spend more time in the other forums and less time grab assing I guess I just like to have fun with you guys.
    Don't giv up fun bro, u can still hav fun too! You'll just earn mor respect the mor productive & knowledgeable u r. Glad u decided 2 stay bud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bavz01 View Post
    Not ass licking but Razr Ya a top man bro
    A$$ LICKER!!!..............................j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Another question, does Gixxer ever sleep?
    Or does his wife keep him up all night, every night!!
    He doesn't sleep much. About 2-4 hrs a night
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    Quote Originally Posted by l2elapse View Post
    who are the two men in your profile
    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    haha
    1. If a fly had no wings - would they call it a walk?

    2. Does Razr whore as much in real life as he does on this forum? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    1. If a fly had no wings - would they call it a walk?

    2. Does Razr whore as much in real life as he does on this forum? LOL
    Yes gawd dammit I told you guys that, but I got in trouble for whoring here to much so gonna cut back from dirty whore to slut.
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    Funny stuff. whats the average age of people who use steroids
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Yes gawd dammit I told you guys that, but I got in trouble for whoring here to much so gonna cut back from dirty whore to slut.
    Did you really get in trouble???
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    1. If a fly had no wings - would they call it a walk?

    2. Does Razr whore as much in real life as he does on this forum? LOL
    If you had no legs would i call you a torso? Yes, a fly.

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    who are the two men in your profile
    Two lucky internet guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    Did you really get in trouble???
    Haha not really, read post #6171-6179 on this thread
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    There is some funny stuff in this thread!

    Is there a down side of using short and long estered compounds together in a cycle? Say prop and Deca
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Pepper View Post
    There is some funny stuff in this thread!

    Is there a down side of using short and long estered compounds together in a cycle? Say prop and Deca
    Information suggest that there aren't any at this time.
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