Ask DSM anything.

[DSM4Life]

Lol....

What does "OP" stand for? I know it refers to the author of a thread, but not sure what the acronym refers to specifically.

Original Poster.

[DSM4Life]

Ever hear of the Bosshogg workout routine and if so what do you think of it?

Never did.

[Igifuno]

ahh.. I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping it was something more like, Optimus Prime, but that wouldn't make sense now, would it?

[DSM4Life]

[Igifuno]

Come on dude, this is a little more up your alley,

[Shol'va]

I see by todays tally that dukkits IHOW has 25,625 replies and 105,063 views.
Any chance of passing him with yours?

[DSM4Life]

Come on dude, this is a little more up your alley,

I love it !

[DSM4Life]

I see by todays tally that dukkits IHOW has 25,625 replies and 105,063 views.
Any chance of passing him with yours?

You tell me ...

[Shol'va]

I hear that the environmentalists are worried about the problem hitting our lakes and streams. As a matter of fact they have already reported the first human casualty. This morning they found Rosie Odonnell lying face down in Ricky Lake! I know corney, Bad , and old, throw the bum out

[Shol'va]

DSM I'm I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm in love.... with a woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygj7tawGiug

[DSM4Life]

I hear that the environmentalists are worried about the problem hitting our lakes and streams. As a matter of fact they have already reported the first human casualty. This morning they found Rosie Odonnell lying face down in Ricky Lake! I know corney, Bad , and old, throw the bum out

Haha I love it. Just sent it out to all my buddies.

[Shol'va]

Ya know I used to love going to the Outback Restaurant and eating their bloomin onions till I saw this. Click on the thumbnail for close up view.

[Shol'va]

If your B/F is getting man boobs should you buy him a training bra?

[DSM4Life]

If your B/F is getting man boobs should you buy him a training bra?

No, you should play with them.

[DSM4Life]

DSM I'm I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm in love.... with a woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygj7tawGiug

My girl to go straight for is Angelina Jolie.

[Shol'va]

If 10 percent of the US population is gay (Kinsey Report), I've heard other reports at it being one out of 6,
How much of the population is Bi?
Or does that 10 percent encompass G\L\Bi\&Trans?
And how many does that make of us out there in the US pop?
And just remember straight guys, the more of us that are out there, the more women you have to choose from.

[Hazard]

If 10 percent of the US population is gay (Kinsey Report), I've heard other reports at it being one out of 6,
How much of the population is Bi?
Or does that 10 percent encompass G\L\Bi\&Trans?
And how many does that make of us out there in the US pop?
And just remember straight guys, the more of us that are out there, the more women you have to choose from.

LMFAO!

I tell you what..... some tranny's i've met have been the craziest sob's on the planet LOL..... they friggin love to party. It was fun until 2 of them asked me to go back to their hotel..... I declined and after a bit of ribbing from them - they let it go.

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

LMFAO!

I tell you what..... some tranny's i've met have been the craziest sob's on the planet LOL..... they friggin love to party. It was fun until 2 of them asked me to go back to their hotel..... I declined and after a bit of ribbing from them - they let it go.

~Haz~

Can you show me what kind of rubbing they were doing ?

[Hazard]

Can you show me what kind of rubbing they were doing ?

Just to clear things up.....

Ribbing = joking around at my expense



any rubbing would have just been awkward.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

LMFAO one of em flat out asked how big I was..... I was shocked LOL..... didn't know what to say.....

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

LMFAO one of em flat out asked how big I was..... I was shocked LOL..... didn't know what to say.....

~Haz~

Thats when you say, its big enough to gag you.

[Hazard]

Thats when you say, its big enough to gag you.

LMFAO I just spit out a tostito..... (whole grain ofcoarse )

I'll remember that for next time.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Haha I love it. Just sent it out to all my buddies.

Yeah I heard that one at work. I work around a bunch of P/T farmers,rednecks, and geezers.
I wish I could remember 10% of their jokes they tell. Most of them are a riot.

[Shol'va]

LMFAO!

I tell you what..... some tranny's i've met have been the craziest sob's on the planet LOL..... they friggin love to party. It was fun until 2 of them asked me to go back to their hotel..... I declined and after a bit of ribbing from them - they let it go.

~Haz~

Teah, Rupaul pretty much opened the door on that part of the crowd.
Actually he knocked it off the hinges. lol

[Shol'va]

Have you ever promised you wouldn't come in someones mouth and did anyways just for spite, grins, or thinking he/she wouldn't notice?

[DSM4Life]

Have you ever promised you wouldn't come in someones mouth and did anyways just for spite, grins, or thinking he/she wouldn't notice?

Nope.

[dec11]

did criss cross ever make ya jump?

[DSM4Life]

did criss cross ever make ya jump?

uh huh , uh huh.

[Shol'va]

If a Bear shvt in the woods,
Would anybody smell it?

[DSM4Life]

If a Bear shvt in the woods,
Would anybody smell it?

The bear would.

[Shol'va]

Question:
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 4
One to screw it in and 3 to yell FABULOUS!

[DSM4Life]

[BEER WHORE]

would you rather be jewish or black?

[DSM4Life]

would you rather be jewish or black?

Jewish

[Shol'va]

Whats the difference between a prize fighter and a woman....
A prize fighter stands up and gets knocked down and
A woman lays down and gets knocked up

[Igifuno]

My girl to go straight for is Angelina Jolie.

Exotic. Love her..

Just to clear things up.....

Ribbing = joking around at my expense



any rubbing would have just been awkward.....

~Haz~

I think the fact that he had to explain this increases his gayness from 2% to 4%. I bet by the end of June he'll be at 10% and by 2011 Haz will have reached 83% gayness.

did criss cross ever make ya jump?

Its the migitymigitymack...

[40plusnewbie]

Going to call him in an hr or so after i wake up.

I want to get rid of some of my BF before i go on to do anything else. Without a cycle its a BITCH for my body to hold at 180. I really hate even trying to stay there. I am eating like a f***king horse and shitting 4-5 times a day. I hate it. So my new goal is to stay at 170-175 keeping a lower BF then i currently have.

Shit, if I get serious with the steroids I think I will be able to maintain like 270 or something without even pushing myself not near anything like the pro's do. Then again i've got 8 inches on u and very broad shoulders and whatever type of body that is naturally prone to develop and maintain muscle...

[40plusnewbie]

They do know, i came out at about 24 i believe. Dad took it kinda rough but now he is fine.

I also work with a bunch of "rough" guys which is one reason i haven't come out to them. Not that they even need to know but i hate distancing myself from some guys as they are really nice. I am out to only one of them, good friend.

I should tell my dad I"m gay, even though i'm not, just to give the miserable prick a heart attack.

[Skyler]

I have been reading ALOT of different stuff all over the place on this site, and DSM, you seem to have a say in most of it. After reading alot of your posts and responses to others' posts, I must say, you are by far MY FAVORITE.

[DSM4Life]

I have been reading ALOT of different stuff all over the place on this site, and DSM, you seem to have a say in most of it. After reading alot of your posts and responses to others' posts, I must say, you are by far MY FAVORITE.

Thank you for the kind words.