Ask DSM anything.

[Shol'va]

Hey D you must have givin our military friend one hell of a prostate exam!
I haven't heard from him since I came back from vacation. He still owes me/us some full frontal nude self pics with his privates at full attention. Saaaalute!

[DSM4Life]

Hey D you must have givin our military friend one hell of a prostate exam!
I haven't heard from him since I came back from vacation. He still owes me/us some full frontal nude self pics with his privates at full attention. Saaaalute!

I thought i went easy on him. Virgins...

[Skyler]

Ok, I have been gone for awhile, problem was that my butt hurt too much to sit at the computer.
I figured my first post back should be in my favorite thread, talking to my two favorite members.
Nice pictures by the way

[Shol'va]

Yeah, Skyler I thought I'd pull one of your stunts and put up a new avatar. One less gay than the last one was. Yeah Right...lol

[Skyler]

I like your new Avatar better
Is it weird that I don't find men attractive, and most gay acts kind of weird me out, but every once in awhile I will see a picture like your avatar and i think "Not bad"?

[Shol'va]

I like your new Avatar better
Is it weird that I don't find men attractive, and most gay acts kind of weird me out, but every once in awhile I will see a picture like your avatar and i think "Not bad"?

No not at all, it just means that you are more open and accepting about people who don't fit in societies mold. Just because a person is gay or bi or whatever is just one part of that person. they still laugh and cry and worry and all the other things that everyone else does. Its the content of a persons heart and character that sets them apart. Whoa, I didn't mean to go all Dr. Phill on you.

[DSM4Life]

No not at all, it just means that you are more open and accepting about people who don't fit in societies mold. Just because a person is gay or bi or whatever is just one part of that person. they still laugh and cry and worry and all the other things that everyone else does. Its the content of a persons heart and character that sets them apart. Whoa, I didn't mean to go all Dr. Phill on you.

I dont cry. I am man, hear me rawr

[40plusnewbie]

Do you take into consideration finger size when picking a proctologist?

Ever known anyone who had to go to the ER because they had an object stuck up their ass they couldn't get out? If so, what was the object(s)?

[Shol'va]

I had a Jeff Stryker Dildo stuck up mine once.
It was one of those Yippie, Ky-ohh, Ky-aaa kind of nights.
The Gay Rodeo was in town.

[Skyler]

Well, not to stareotype, but my mom was in Art College when i was young, so I was around alot of gay men and women. I have never been bothered by it. I don't assume that just because someone is gay, they want to try and have sex with me, lol. But, in reality, every time I end up with a gay friend, I just treat them like any of my other friends, and am totally comfortable with them, and then it happens... Every time they end up making a move on me. When I was a mechanic in Plainfield (as if any of you know where that is) one of the guys was gay. We became good friends and hung out alot. He invited me to a party. It was at his ex boyfriend's house.
Let me tell you, these guys knew how to live. 72" big screen tv, slate pool table, leather furniture, bar, etc. So it turns out all the people at this party are gay.
"Thats cool, i don't mind"
So I hang out, and I am drinking and playing pool. The guy I am playing pool with is named mike, and he is the straightest acting gay guy I have ever met. I actually had to ask him and confirm that he was gay more than once. He wore faded jeans, boots, had a beard, rode a harley, etc.
Anyway, so at some point, they all decide they want to play "strip pool", where the loser has to take off any article of clothing that the winner chooses.
I am feeling a bit tipsy, these guys are cool, nobody has made a pass at me, and i am actually kind of flattered by the idea, so I agree to only one game, so they can't get too many clothes off me.
I have been playing good so far, but I guess they were holding back, because as soon as I agreed to this game, they started kicking my ass, and I lost. They told me to take my pants off. So I did.
I stopped playing after that though.
Unfortunately, As the night went on, they all decided to start getting frisky with each other. Next thing I know, there are naked guys walking around, some of them getting head in the corner by the pool table, etc.
I start feeling a little off, but I keep my cool.
Then Mike, the straight acting one, ask me if i am cut or uncut. I told him i am uncut, and he asked to see.
This is where I can look back and realize this is where i was making bad decisions. I said ok, and let him see (actually i showed the whole room).
He asked if he could touch it. I got real wierd, and didn't know how to respond. He laughed and said that he knew I wasn't gay, that he wasn't going to jerk me off or try to **** me, he just wanted to touch it because he had never touched an uncut cock.
Bad decision, i said ok. He touched it. Then he grabbed it, then started stroking. At this point i pulled away and said it was going too far.
At this point I looked over and saw one of the guys just starting to slide his cock into some other guys ass, that was bent over on the pool table. When i said the whole "woah" thing, they said it was going to be a gang bang and asked if I wanted to pump one out.
I said i tired, and needed some sleep. They said i could sleep in the back room. I went back there, locked the door, and was nearly passed out when i feel someone sit down on the bed. Stupid me, it was their house, they have a key to the door. lol.
It was my friend from work, he apologized for people making me uncomfortable. He said that Mike likes to mess with straight guys and see what he can get away with. I said that I wasn't mad, just wanted to sleep. He said sorry again, and said that he was happy I am not mad, but he was mad for me. I figured he would watch out for me.
WRONG
He then said the whole "ok man, get some sleep"
Then he paused, didn't get up right away, and instead decided to lean in and kiss me.
I kind of freaked out and said that I really didn't want to offend anyone, or make people think i had a problem with gay guys, but they were trying to get me to do something I didn't want to do.

That was a fun party over all though.

[jbm]

choose 1...

[Skyler]

choose 1...

the one on the right!

[Shol'va]

Well, not to stareotype, but my mom was in Art College when i was young, so I was around alot of gay men and women. I have never been bothered by it. I don't assume that just because someone is gay, they want to try and have sex with me, lol. But, in reality, every time I end up with a gay friend, I just treat them like any of my other friends, and am totally comfortable with them, and then it happens... Every time they end up making a move on me. When I was a mechanic in Plainfield (as if any of you know where that is) one of the guys was gay. We became good friends and hung out alot. He invited me to a party. It was at his ex boyfriend's house.
Let me tell you, these guys knew how to live. 72" big screen tv, slate pool table, leather furniture, bar, etc. So it turns out all the people at this party are gay.
"Thats cool, i don't mind"
So I hang out, and I am drinking and playing pool. The guy I am playing pool with is named mike, and he is the straightest acting gay guy I have ever met. I actually had to ask him and confirm that he was gay more than once. He wore faded jeans, boots, had a beard, rode a harley, etc.
Anyway, so at some point, they all decide they want to play "strip pool", where the loser has to take off any article of clothing that the winner chooses.
I am feeling a bit tipsy, these guys are cool, nobody has made a pass at me, and i am actually kind of flattered by the idea, so I agree to only one game, so they can't get too many clothes off me.
I have been playing good so far, but I guess they were holding back, because as soon as I agreed to this game, they started kicking my ass, and I lost. They told me to take my pants off. So I did.
I stopped playing after that though.
Unfortunately, As the night went on, they all decided to start getting frisky with each other. Next thing I know, there are naked guys walking around, some of them getting head in the corner by the pool table, etc.
I start feeling a little off, but I keep my cool.
Then Mike, the straight acting one, ask me if i am cut or uncut. I told him i am uncut, and he asked to see.
This is where I can look back and realize this is where i was making bad decisions. I said ok, and let him see (actually i showed the whole room).
He asked if he could touch it. I got real wierd, and didn't know how to respond. He laughed and said that he knew I wasn't gay, that he wasn't going to jerk me off or try to **** me, he just wanted to touch it because he had never touched an uncut cock.
Bad decision, i said ok. He touched it. Then he grabbed it, then started stroking. At this point i pulled away and said it was going too far.
At this point I looked over and saw one of the guys just starting to slide his cock into some other guys ass, that was bent over on the pool table. When i said the whole "woah" thing, they said it was going to be a gang bang and asked if I wanted to pump one out.
I said i tired, and needed some sleep. They said i could sleep in the back room. I went back there, locked the door, and was nearly passed out when i feel someone sit down on the bed. Stupid me, it was their house, they have a key to the door. lol.
It was my friend from work, he apologized for people making me uncomfortable. He said that Mike likes to mess with straight guys and see what he can get away with. I said that I wasn't mad, just wanted to sleep. He said sorry again, and said that he was happy I am not mad, but he was mad for me. I figured he would watch out for me.
WRONG
He then said the whole "ok man, get some sleep"
Then he paused, didn't get up right away, and instead decided to lean in and kiss me.
I kind of freaked out and said that I really didn't want to offend anyone, or make people think i had a problem with gay guys, but they were trying to get me to do something I didn't want to do.

That was a fun party over all though.

Obviously they thought that you were hot and since you were straight in some of their minds you were a challange to see if they could do you or not. Some gays look at you as guys look at women, a notch on the bed post. Others do not. And some just like to tease you all in fun. Still others don't know your bounderies till you set them straight about it. Add alcohol to the mix and I'd probably hit on you too..lol Nah thats a lie I hit on you anyway. But you handled yourself well under the circumstances as you could have come out swinging and kicking a$$ and it could have gotten ugly.
The fact that you were still able to have fun there inspite of it all says you have a fair and balanced personality.

[Skyler]

I am really liking you Shol'va
You are my new gay friend.

[stevey_6t9]

mmmmm bears.

arent bears meant to be fat gays?

[Shol'va]

I am really liking you Shol'va
You are my new gay friend.

I'm Blushing

[Skyler]

But you know the rule, I will only take my pants off and let you touch it if you promise not to stroke it.

[Shol'va]

If you take your pants off I might have it licked!

[Skyler]

Have I told you I like your new avatar?

[Shol'va]

Have I told you I like your new avatar?

Yes, but my ego can use the extra stroking.

[Skyler]

Yes, but my ego can use the extra stroking.

We should go out for a drink, I will stroke it the best i can, but if I don't know how to do it right, you can teach me

[Shol'va]

We should go out for a drink, I will stroke it the best i can, but if I don't know how to do it right, you can teach me

I don't think it would take much teaching, I've a feeling your a very fast learner. Got a good head.....on your shoulders.

[Skyler]

I don't think it would take much teaching, I've a feeling your a very fast learner. Got a good head.....on your shoulders.

"LOL" is way over used
But that literally made me laugh out loud.

Are you as rough as DSM? Not only did he say lube was over rated, but he didn't even want to spoon after.

[Shol'va]

Sorry yet again DSM but we got carried away on your thread. It was all vital information you know. Need to know and all that stuff. We were talking shop. Military stuff and all. Assuming the position, rank and file stuff. There was some chit and chat around the water cooler ya know. Aww who the fvck am I trying to fool......

[Shol'va]

"LOL" is way over used
But that literally made me laugh out loud.

Are you as rough as DSM? Not only did he say lube was over rated, but he didn't even want to spoon after.

Dsm is in a league of his own. If it aint lubed it aint goin in me! I don't want to be sqealin like a Pie Faced Pig Poker!

[Skyler]

Oh so you are the catcher than? Well that works out because i am a fantastic pitcher.

Yeah, sorry DSM, Shol'va just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
So I am trying to talk him into letting me return the favor and put something warm inside him.

[Shol'va]

Oh so you are the catcher than? Well that works out because i am a fantastic pitcher.

Yeah, sorry DSM, Shol'va just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
So I am trying to talk him into letting me return the favor and put something warm inside him.

I hate that term "catcher" I like to think of myself more as a class A Receiver Hitch. And if I'm going to give it up, I always spoon after.

[Skyler]

Definately my new gay friend

[Shol'va]

And I will respect you in the morning.

[Bertuzzi]

Hey.... why are you wanna-be fags trying to take over this thread.... get your own ask me anything thread....

DSM, Why are these guys wanna-be gays???

[DSM4Life]

Hey.... why are you wanna-be fags trying to take over this thread.... get your own ask me anything thread....

DSM, Why are these guys wanna-be gays???

With the stuff shol has done trust me he is not a wanna-be

Sorry yet again DSM but we got carried away on your thread. It was all vital information you know. Need to know and all that stuff. We were talking shop. Military stuff and all. Assuming the position, rank and file stuff. There was some chit and chat around the water cooler ya know. Aww who the fvck am I trying to fool......

Chat away you two gay lovers.

arent bears meant to be fat gays?

There are sub-categories of bears.

Muscle bears etc.

[baseline_9]

DSM

Do girls like a cheeky finger in there ass?

[DSM4Life]

DSM

Do girls like a cheeky finger in there ass?

I did this with a girl one time and she went crazy. She was one of those innocent "girl next door" types. She was riding me and i reached around and popped one in (not that fast, i worked it in). She loved it !

All depends on the girl.

[Shol'va]

Hey.... why are you wanna-be fags trying to take over this thread.... get your own ask me anything thread....

DSM, Why are these guys wanna-be gays???

Hey Bertuzzi, if you didn't live so far away I would grab my new straight military friend and come up and demonstrate on him in front of you how wanna be gay I'm not as I demonstrate my lubing of his lethal weapon technique. I think it would help to change your mind about the wanna be part.
Besides, I'm always trying to do my part to help out our boys in uniform.

[Shol'va]

I did this with a girl one time and she went crazy. She was one of those innocent "girl next door" types. She was riding me and i reached around and popped one in (not that fast, i worked it in). She loved it !

All depends on the girl.

I'm the "Innocent Boy Nex Door" type. If I bend over , will you demonstrate on me just how it was done? Promise me just to use your finger though. No playing "Hide The Weiny"

[Bertuzzi]

Hey Bertuzzi, if you didn't live so far away I would grab my new straight military friend and come up and demonstrate on him in front of you how wanna be gay I'm not as I demonstrate my lubing of his lethal weapon technique. I think it would help to change your mind about the wanna be part.
Besides, I'm always trying to do my part to help out our boys in uniform.

I'm the "Innocent Boy Nex Door" type. If I bend over , will you demonstrate on me just how it was done? Promise me just to use your finger though.

OK, you win!

[Shol'va]

Skyler it's funny that you mentioned Plainfield in a prior post. I do actually know where it is as I used to travel by it on the way to Moraine Ohio at GM's Truck And Bus Assembly Plant to do some training. I think there was an exit for it off of I-70 west of Indianapolis, but it was a while back and I don't know for sure.

[Skyler]

You are exactly right. If you are on I-70 headed east towards indianapolis (or ohio if you keep going) there is an exit for plainfield. I used to work about a mile north of that exit.
I am assuming you are in Illinois then?
I don't live in Indianapolis now though, I live in a small town a few miles from Bloomington.

[Swifto]

Why do gay guys become 'camp'?

[Shol'va]

Why do gay guys become 'camp'?

Because we spend our summers at "Gay Camp"