Ask DSM anything.

[Stigmata101]

If a guy goes into a public restroom and there are 3 urinals and he picks the middle one....is he gay?

[Shol'va]

If a guy goes into a public restroom and there are 3 urinals and he picks the middle one....is he gay?

Sorry D, since I totally am, I thought I'd answer this one.
If he is holding your schlong while you urinate all the wile tongueing the ear of the guy to the right, then yes, he just might be gay.

[Shol'va]

DSM I'm glad to see you back posting again too. Some of us were beginnig to get concerned about you. As a matter of fact we were going to call the authorities to check up on you, but no one knew what the phone number was for 9-1-1. lol

[DSM4Life]

If a guy goes into a public restroom and there are 3 urinals and he picks the middle one....is he gay?

But gay but def a douche for not knowing the man laws.

[Igifuno]

Sorry D, since I totally am, I thought I'd answer this one.
If he is holding your schlong while you urinate all the wile tongueing the ear of the guy to the right, then yes, he just might be gay.

Such a stereotype.. you should be ashamed..

[Stigmata101]

But gay but def a douche for not knowing the man laws.

ok thanks.....so my boss is a douche....I knew it all along just needed confirmation.

[Shol'va]

Such a stereotype.. you should be ashamed..

I know, it's the people I work around...they're starting to rub off on me. Although there are a few I wish would rub off in me.

[D3m3nt3d]

are we impressed that you answered all 250 of ironman's questions?

YES !!!

Actually he missed # 214

214. What is 10,000 romanian dollars worth in American?

[D3m3nt3d]

Thats not necessarily a Bad thing. Would she please you in bed?


Question:

How do you get a reluctant girl to give you a blow job? The old, well if you dont suck my penis i wont lick you c-unt trick doesn't seem to work anymore.

Girls with daddy issues pursue you, atleast thats my experience with them. They are attracted to the fact you have a child because they didn't have their fathers.

Problem is, they usually end up the girls that will bounce man to man and never be happy with anyone. Don't ask me how I know

[Shol'va]

Maria, my neighbour's wife, gave birth to twin boys today. After several hours of arguing over what to name their twins, they finally settled for...
Hosea and Hose-B

[Shol'va]

Why is it that when people ask and you tell them that you think that you might be gay or are gay, that they give you that look of horror, disgust, amazement, shock, etc. But if you say you are bi, then you get the speil of oh poor thing your just confused, it will pass, you just need a good woman to show you the way. yada yada yada. Thats it from now on I telling everyone I'm Bi! If it works for you I'm sold.

[Shol'va]

Ok DSM I know I'm a dweeb but I can't get my efen images to come out. What the ef am I doing wrong? I poured water on my key board but that didn't help. Anyone else here wanna take pity on a lame a$$ noob with his troubles??? lol

[inky-e]

Will I drop the last 5 lbs I need to hit my goal weight by next friday?

[DSM4Life]

Will I drop the last 5 lbs I need to hit my goal weight by next friday?

Nope

Ok DSM I know I'm a dweeb but I can't get my efen images to come out. What the ef am I doing wrong? I poured water on my key board but that didn't help. Anyone else here wanna take pity on a lame a$$ noob with his troubles??? lol

Copy direct link of image , click yellow box , paste.

Why is it that when people ask and you tell them that you think that you might be gay or are gay, that they give you that look of horror, disgust, amazement, shock, etc. But if you say you are bi, then you get the speil of oh poor thing your just confused, it will pass, you just need a good woman to show you the way. yada yada yada. Thats it from now on I telling everyone I'm Bi! If it works for you I'm sold.

Tell them you suck c0ck and leave it at that.

[Skyler]

Do you like Shol'va as much as he likes you?

[Shol'va]

Do you like Shol'va as much as he likes you?

I don't know about DSM, but for me it's just a phase I'm going through.
Last year it was miniature golf.

[Skyler]

Well, I have been secretly stalking DSM, I just need to know how serious you are. I would hate to go to one of my favorite hiding spots and find you already there, lotion in hand

[Shol'va]

Well, I have been secretly stalking DSM, I just need to know how serious you are. I would hate to go to one of my favorite hiding spots and find you already there, lotion in hand

He's a playa and can handle us all. And besides he loves idol worshipping especially when he's the idol. It's a Sicilian Italian Bi thing. But if you get to your hiding spot and I'm already there, not to worry I'll share the lotion and we can explore your other hiding spots.
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[40plusnewbie]

I know, it's the people I work around...they're starting to rub off on me. Although there are a few I wish would rub off in me.

Stop biotching, they won't even let me into the ladies room, plus, from what I understand there are only stalls, no stand up's for them to pee into that I could use and 'take the middle'.

[40plusnewbie]

Do you like butch guys with big muscular hairy (shaved down) biotch tits more than guys without them, less, or the same?

[40plusnewbie]

How old r u and how old is the oldest guy you would date or have sex with? How young is the youngest guy you would have sex with?

[40plusnewbie]

What's your favorite workout exercise (weights or isometric only and jo don't count as isometric lol) and why?

[40plusnewbie]

Do you have one particular muscle group you like to look better than others and why?

[40plusnewbie]

Did u ever use gadar in the gym and have sex with a guy you met in a gym?

[40plusnewbie]

If a hot chick came up to you in a bar, but did not look masculine in any way, and you were horny and she started flirting with you to the point of rubbing you under the bar over your pants would you let her take you outside and suck ur dick if that is what she wanted to do or would you ditch her somehow and go find a dude?

[40plusnewbie]

Do you have any fetishes (or not to the point of fetish but your really hot for it), and if so what is it/ are they?

[40plusnewbie]

I"m planning a cycle, test p and var. I was gonna take novla and arimidrex while on cycle. Now I'm considering running the var alone first for like 10 weeks with nothing but liver support and then moving onto the prop 100 ED with HCG /Novla/arimidex (mad gyno prone) during the cycle for about 10 weeks and PCT torem and clomid, should I continue with the nolva PCT too or do something different here?

My eating is clean as a mo fo, did 2 stints of cardio 1/2 hr each yesterday before going to the gym for some work with weights.

[40plusnewbie]

I'm gonna move to vegas, get real buff and cut, and once I establish 12 mo residency i'm gonna sell my car and buy a harley (prob a fat boy or v-rod) and enroll in some early childhood education classes because they will be filled with teenage chicks and no doods so I can try to bang em.

Since I will be like 44 by then (but do look a lot younger), does this make me a perv?

[Shol'va]

If you suck your B/F's Toes so hard that it removes his warts, does that make you a wart-hog?

[DSM4Life]

If a hot chick came up to you in a bar, but did not look masculine in any way, and you were horny and she started flirting with you to the point of rubbing you under the bar over your pants would you let her take you outside and suck ur dick if that is what she wanted to do or would you ditch her somehow and go find a dude?

If I'm horny/ single and she is willing, I would let her.

Did u ever use gadar in the gym and have sex with a guy you met in a gym?

No

Do you have one particular muscle group you like to look better than others and why?

Bi and chest.

What's your favorite workout exercise (weights or isometric only and jo don't count as isometric lol) and why?

Bent over rows/ cable pull down. Anything with back.

How old r u and how old is the oldest guy you would date or have sex with? How young is the youngest guy you would have sex with?

I'm 29. Oldest guy is the guy I am currently with, 33.

Do you like butch guys with big muscular hairy (shaved down) biotch tits more than guys without them, less, or the same?

I like bigger guys with hair.

[DSM4Life]

If you suck your B/F's Toes so hard that it removes his warts, does that make you a wart-hog?

Nope

I'm gonna move to vegas, get real buff and cut, and once I establish 12 mo residency i'm gonna sell my car and buy a harley (prob a fat boy or v-rod) and enroll in some early childhood education classes because they will be filled with teenage chicks and no doods so I can try to bang em.

Since I will be like 44 by then (but do look a lot younger), does this make me a perv?

Nope just dumb for not getting a crotch rocket. Lol

I"m planning a cycle, test p and var. I was gonna take novla and arimidrex while on cycle. Now I'm considering running the var alone first for like 10 weeks with nothing but liver support and then moving onto the prop 100 ED with HCG /Novla/arimidex (mad gyno prone) during the cycle for about 10 weeks and PCT torem and clomid, should I continue with the nolva PCT too or do something different here?

My eating is clean as a mo fo, did 2 stints of cardio 1/2 hr each yesterday before going to the gym for some work with weights.

No

Do you have any fetishes (or not to the point of fetish but your really hot for it), and if so what is it/ are they?

Love asses/ ass play.

[40plusnewbie]

Nope
No

No, as in don't split the var/prop into back to back cycles and stick with original plan to run them together, or no to part of my PCT plan (if during var/prop cycle pct drugs or PCT can u elaborate)?

[DSM4Life]

No, as in don't split the var/prop into back to back cycles and stick with original plan to run them together, or no to part of my PCT plan (if during var/prop cycle pct drugs or PCT can u elaborate)?

yes.

[Shol'va]

If Haz woke up with matted hair would that make him a Haz-Mat?

[40plusnewbie]

yes.

Did u know u can be a real dick sometime?

p.s. Stop pm'ing me for pics of myself u f'in perv, I'm not sending u picks of my hairy muscular body and handsome bearded face so stop asking already!!!!

and just elaborate on my f'in question.


run var prop together, yes or no?


run 10 weeks var then 10 weeks prop?


problem with my pct drug combo's on the var/prop cycle? if so, what?

And did u know I'm almost positive on your guess that your girth is bigger than mine? lol

dsm= damn slim meat lol

[40plusnewbie]

How the f do u expect a 255 lb. or so 6'2" muscular dude (projected 16 mo from now) to be driving around on a rice burner? Don't u think that will look a little unbalanced/strange?

[40plusnewbie]

Do you brew your own gear, buy ready to inject, not use gear, or what?

[DSM4Life]

Do you brew your own gear, buy ready to inject, not use gear, or what?

Nope.

How the f do u expect a 255 lb. or so 6'2" muscular dude (projected 16 mo from now) to be driving around on a rice burner? Don't u think that will look a little unbalanced/strange?

Did u know u can be a real dick sometime?

p.s. Stop pm'ing me for pics of myself u f'in perv, I'm not sending u picks of my hairy muscular body and handsome bearded face so stop asking already!!!!

and just elaborate on my f'in question.


run var prop together, yes or no?


run 10 weeks var then 10 weeks prop?


problem with my pct drug combo's on the var/prop cycle? if so, what?

And did u know I'm almost positive on your guess that your girth is bigger than mine? lol

dsm= damn slim meat lol

I am right about everything. Yes, run together.

If Haz woke up with matted hair would that make him a Haz-Mat?

good call. Yes !

[auslifta]

why the random pics?

[Igifuno]

I drove through Philly yesterday, did you feel my presence, Luke?