Ask DSM anything.

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do you approve of my nolva chlomid pct?

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how many people that say their diet is in line are telling the truth?

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should I expect to gain 15 lbs on this cycle?

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how is going this weekend brother.....??

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1. Where would you hide gold if you were a leprachon?

2. Can I jump over a fence using my head?

3. Why is my brother gay?

4. What makes a flying squirrel fly?

5. What color do I get if I mix brown, green, yellow, magenta?

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6. What foods have the flavor umami?

7. Can you do chinups using your chin?

8. Do you use sticky notes a lot?

9. Would you snort dust if I paid you a dollar?

10. Will the easter bunny kill me some day?

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11. What would happen if I mixed hot sauce w/ applesauce?

12. Why are babies so ugly?

13. Why are you gay?

14. If someone gave you a dollar what would be your reaction. Would you spend that dollar on something special? Would you crinkle it up and put it in your pocket? Would you fold it neatly and put it in your wallet? Would you give it to someone else?

15. Do i have a nice looking face?

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16. What would happen if I put a vacuum on my dick?

17. Have you ever watched the video "1 guy 1 jar?"

18. If green means go and red means stop, what does white mean?

19. If you could ask mario any question you wanted what would it be?

20. Do you inhale white-out fumes?

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21. Have you ever watched paint dry?

22. Is Steve Jobs cool?

23. Could I win a staring contest against you?

24. What would happen if I popped a whole bottle of iron pills? Could a magnet stick to my arm?

25. Do you own a nice pair of headphones?

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26. Why do I own such a shitty car?

27. if you had the chance to assassinate obama would you do it?

28. Who's your favorite member on the board?

29. What would happen if I chugged a whole bottle of clen ?

30. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

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31. If you could eat grass would you?

32. What emotions are sparked by the color navy blue?

33. Can you guess how my hair is cut?

34. If you could kiss any celeb you wanted who would it be? What about female celebs?

35. Can I make a weapon out of a paper plane?

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36. What's the best dog name ever?

37. Do you try to draw attention towards yourself?

38. What's your favorite color pen?

39. Black or Red?

40. Do you think I should dress like He Man for holloween?

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41. Who is bimbo #5

42. Can you kill two birds w/ one stone?

43. How many stones do you weigh?

44. What's the temp outside in kelvin?

45. Have you ever decorated your house with roses?

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46. Do you think it is cool to wear flipflops w/ socks?

47. If you could make a remote to run any appliance in your house what would it be?

48. What kind of socks do you wear?

49. Do you drive like a miami driver?

50. Why am I a competitive driver?

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51. If a cop threatened to shove his baton up your ass would you resist?

52. What time is it in japan?

53. I have a talking phone book but he never talks, is he shy?

54. Do you text often?

55. Lights on or off?

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56. What was your last electric bill?

57. If you commited suicide which would be your method of choice?

58. Would you buy a popsicle if it was salt flavored?

59. Have you ever stuck your dick in a bowl of pudding?

60. Would you eat that pudding after your dick was in it?

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61. La Le Lu Le ___?

62. What's on cloud nine?

63. If your asshole could talk to you what would it say after a heavy anal sex session?

64. What about after you took a dump?

65. Metal or plastic?

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66. Whats your preferred method of removing ass hairs?

67. What would happen if I itched my head in one spot for 10 hours straight?

68. If you could buy cum flavored waffles would you buy it?

69. Would you put cum flavored syrup on it?

70. Why are my cats afraid of me?

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71. If I bark at a dog does it understand me?

72. Can I lose 39 lbs fast using hydroxycut?

73. What creates sound?

74. How many volts of electricity would it take to kill me?

75. Do you think if I invented a toaster that could be used under water that it would be a big seller?

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76. Do you like the smell of gasoline?

77. Why is elton john gay?

78. What do you think of when you see banana?

79. Why do I like to rub my face on my carpet?

80. Have you ever stuck your finger up you butt and sniffed it afterwards?

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81. Is michael jacksons pet monkey bubbles still alive?

82. What's another name for the hamstrings?

83. What does smile and frown mixed together look like?

84. Are you smarted than a fifth grader?

85. Would a cop find it funny if a threw a brick through the window of his patrol car?

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86. What's the average length of an asians dick?

87. Would you ever date an asian?

88. Why do jews have big noses?

89. What is the point of the show Seinfeld?

90. If you had a magic carpet what would you name it?

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91. If I jump off a 150 ft bridge how long would it take me to hit the ground?

92. Do you cook pancakes?

93. Favorite clothing store?

94. My favorite clothing store?

95. Do I get an honorary crown for asking so many questions?

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96. Have you ever had a triple whopper from Burger King?

97. Why is spongebob squarepants yellow?

98. Why is the sun called a star when it isn't shaped like one?

99. Do you have a pea head?

100. Who's brain is bigger? Mine or yours?

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101. Why am I short?

102. Shorts or jeans?

103. If I bought you a pair of Umbro shorts would you wear them?

104. What would happen if I chugged a bottle of aspirin?

105. How do you spell RADAR backwards?

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106. Is WWE fake?

107. Are you a brotha?

108. Do you like green tea?

109. What if a rose didn't have any thorns on it?

110. What makes me unique?

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111. Do you have plans to buy a new car in the near future?

112. How much money do you have in your pocket?

113. Do i own a nice computer?

114. Would you eat your own pet if you got hungry enough?

115. How many backflips can I do in a row without roughing the ground.

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116. Can Tony Hawk fly like a hawk.

117. Who is your favorite comedian?

118. Why are hippies hairy?

119. Do hippies turn you on?

120. Do hippies actually exist these days or are they all wannabe hippies?

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121. Why is Jack Sparrow so sexy?

122. What do you think when you see a midget.

123. Have you ever kicked a girl in her shin?

124. Have you ever been slapped in the face?

125. What would happen if I headbutt a sidewalk?

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126. Why is my sister so dumb?

127. Can a kangaroo play hopscotch?

128. What does the p in pH stand for?

129. Have you ever stapled your hand.

130. I get erected every time the mailman drops off mail, why?

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131. What is the fifth derivative of 5^6?

132. Does Mr. Hazel drink alot of hazelnut coffee?

133. Do you think he enjoys eating hazelnuts?

134. Can I eat coffee beans?

135. 44*.9^9/.00056?

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136. Can you choke yourself only using your feet?

137. What do you smell like?

138. If I broke some glass and glued it to a peice of paper would it be considered art?

139. Do you think I'm smarter than a brit?

140. What does sanjay gupta do for a living?

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141. What gauge speaker wire should I use?

142. Can I beat a 2nd grader at a spelling bee?

143. If someone sent you a fine powder via mail what would do do?

144. Favorite gift for xmas?

145. Would you ever shove a sausage up your ass then eat it add flavor?

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146. Are you a donkey or a mule?

147. 100/10*sin(.3196)?

148. Should I throw a pen at my ceiling until it gets stuck?

149. Would you call yourself gross?

150. Favorite food?

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151. Whats my favorite food?

152. What my cats favorite food?

153. What my other cats favorite food?

154. Whats my ma's favorite food?

155. What did you do for valentines day?

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156. Did jack the ripper fart alot?

157. If I drink enough beer would I shit it out?

158. Do you enjoy dumping hot sauce on your face?

159. Do you use a belt sander to cut your finger nails?

160. Do you use a lawn mower for you toe nails?

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161. If I was to make a beep sound in your ear for over an hour straight would you eventually go insane?

162. Would you win in a fried chicken eating contest in Chicago?

163. If I dared you to dump hot oil on your chest would you do it?

164. What would be your immediate reaction if you shoved a jar up your ass and it broke in there?

165. Would i get hungry if all I ate were dates?

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166. What does pu$$y liquor taste like?

167. What do grits taste like?

168. What would a human banana split look like.

169. do you have a sex swing in your bedroom?

170. What word do you think of when you see the letter "P."

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171. Did you cry when you watched the movie The little Toaster?

172. If I drove my car into a brick wall at 80 mph and I wasn't wearing a seatbelt what would happen?

173. How many front flips can do in a row before you hit the ground?

174. Why do I hate Harry Potter?

175. Am I a black guy trapped in a white guys body?

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176. Would you find it funny if I chucked a football at your head?

177. Have you ever chainsawed a guys ass crack?

178. Do leave blowers blow?

179. Can I smoke catnip and get high from it?

180. If I eat enough enough blueberries will I turn blue?