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161. Apples to _____?

162. What is mad matts middle name?

163. What is the first post on page 2190 of the post whore thread?

164. What would I look like if I decided to become a born again black guy?

165. Can childrens skin get made into lampshades?

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166. What size butt plug is your favorite?

167. Wake me up before you go go?

168. I'm bleeding and my bloods blue, why?

169. Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

170. I made a necklace out of teeth, would you like me to make you one?

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171. Would you have sex with supernanny?

172. If I ate a penny would I poop out a quarter?

173. If I believe I can fly can I touch the sky?

174. I had sex with a chick and made her cry. What did I do wrong? What did I do right?

175. Can I elbow you if my arm is straight?

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176. Where does my foot go when I put on my shoes?

177. Is a steak knife my best friend?

178. Do I talk to myself too much?

179. What will happen if I eat blistex?

180. Have you ever snorted yohimbine powder?

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181. How many fingers do you use to hold a cup of coffee?

182. Can I bodyslam you using my shadow?

183. If square mean up then what does a rhombus mean?

184. Can a barcode be hacked using scissors?

185. Can i create a vortex to another dimension if I sneeze hard enough?

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186. Can you cross your eyes?

187. Leonardo Dicaprio?

188. Who's the man in the box?

189. Do you eat gold for breakfast?

190. I dropped my blistex cap, should I pick it up?

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191. How long can I leave honey out before it goes good?

192. Should i buy some of mad matts rancid protein?

193. Will my cat ninja kick me if I pull on her tail?

194. Why is reed so damn tiny?

195. Why is ruhl busted on so bad on here?

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196. Will eating ice extinguish heart burn?

197. 197/2* 22/7^-1/2?

198. Did you ever watch the movie the lost boys?

199. What kind of cycles did Arnold run back in the day?

200. Where do you buy your steroids at?

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201. Do you have big balls if you wear a ball cap?

202. Can children lick their own ear?

203. Can I lick my own ear?

204. Can you lick my eaR?

205. I broke a glass and stepped on it, what should my immediate reaction be because I don't know.

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206. It hurts when I try to hyperextend my fingers, should I stop doing that?

207. If I made a game called "where's the fruit?" Would you play it?

208. Who would win, ninja dog vs ninja squirrel?

209. Are you a child of the whore?

210. Should I go get that checked out?

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211. Are you angry at me after what I did?

212. I messed up what should I do?

213. Will you make me a hat out of aluminum foil?

214. Are you excited to see what the last question is?

215. Yesssssmam?

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216. Did carrot top eat too many carrots?

217. Did he use to be a bunny?

218. how many bunnies does it take to make a triangle?

219. Will you sell me your skin for a dollar?

220. what does the way of the warrior mean in hungarian?

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221. I benched 225 8 times?

222. 222/34.596839^e^.456?

223. Whats my whores whores grandmother name?

224. Why do you suck at providing lottery numbers?

225. dukk dukk goose?

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226. Why does M look like a W upside down?

227. Whats another word for orange?

228. What colors do you have to mix to make red?

229. If the color of grass is purple what's the color of the sky?

230. Vodka is the same a ginger root?

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231. Can I cure cancer using aromatherapy?

232. Can I sue your mom?

233. Does my penis have superpowers?

234. Do you enjoy sniffing your fingers after they've been in a pile of dog shit?

235. What would you do with an oblong shaped peice of plastic?

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236. Can question 236 be the same as question 632?

237. What bird is smarter than a walrus?

238. A tree fell on my house, does it hate me?

239. Should I try to kill it so it doesn't happen again?

240. If a poster says slayer on it what does that mean?

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241. If I tryed to smoke benjamin frankalins finger would I get smarter?

242. Can I cook chicken using my brain?

243. Can I used old gum as an ear plug?

244. Will choking on a beebee make me happy?

245. What % mass of gold is from the e-?

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246. Whaqt would be first thing you would do if you found out you had AIDS?

247. I dragon kicked my brother and he got pissed, why?

248. Do you ever get pumped to take a dump?

249. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

250. Where would you put it?

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251. Who killed the Dead Sea?

252. Did you hear me?

253. I put a phone in a bar, should I call it a bar phone?

254. Why do I have a facination with the letter L?

255. I punched my cd drive and now it doesn't work, how can I fix it?

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256. Will you trade me your 249 for my old 724?

257. What could voice of reason done different to make it so he isn't in this predicament?

258. Mmmmm pickles?

259. Have you ever had a hard drink?

260. Where can I buy a bottle of cold sauce?

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261. Can a vampire get AIDS?

262. Who is my little friend?

263. If I pretend that I'm gay will I enjoy reading poetry?

264. Why does it smell in my car when I fart with the windows rolled up?

265. Is it possible to run a 3 minute mile?

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266. Canyouansweraquestioniftheentirethingisaskedwithou tusingasinglespacebetweenanyofthewords?

267. Howboutonasundayafteryouwereoutallnightandarenowin abadmoodbecauseyoufoundoutyourhaddrunkensuxwithatr anny?

268. How would we know if a word in the dictionary is misspelled?

269. Do bees have an easy time winning spellnig bees?

270. x^6=3435.9738368?

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271. Would you buy a new tv if they offered a free lollypop with it?

272. What would you do for a klondike bar?

273. I asked my dad why he is so gay and said he isn't gay, why is he being so stubborn?

274. How much would you pay me to rub your feet?

275. Why are the people so fat on the biggest loser?

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276. Why don't they use thinner more attractive people?

277. Why do I find some of the advice that the trainers on the show give I find to be outrageous?

278. Would you mind rubbing sun tan lotion on my feet?

279. What event happened that caused over 1 million people in the US to dissapear?

280. If I sprayed wood polish in my ass would it make it nice and slick?

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281. Are you a child of the whore?

282. Should I buy a new keyboard?

283. Did you defile my bed?

284. Do you pledge to never rape a little kid ever again in your life?

285. How long does it take you to find your brain in the morning?

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286. What do you think when you see cheese sticks?

287. How many dumbasses are on this site?

288. What do you enjoy about Saturday Night Live?

289. Which of the Golden Girls would you make your best friend?

290. Son of a ___...

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291. I got ___ on my head don't call me a ____ head....fill in anything goes

292. What is a creative thing I can do with my cell phone?

293. What dinosaur does a stick of deoderant look like?

294. Whats the shape of a pear?

295. Is your bfs asshole nice and tight?

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296. Who has bigger boobs you or me?

297. Would you eat a banana if i dipped it in burnt tuna?

298. I got a ball stuck in my ass, will you reach in and pull it out for me?

299. What is big and red and smells.

300. This is person has ears, nose, eyes, and hair. Who am I thinking of?

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301. Why is this chair so comfortable?

302. Do you know why it's pointless to superdose any vitamins especially vitamin c?

303. Do you like to drink Black Pearl?

304. What are the worst kind of teeth for sucking dicks?

305. Do you chase strings?

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306. What time will I yawn at?

307. Why does dukkits mom taste like tuna and milk?

308. Why does dukkit enjoy the taste of his mom?

309. How many fingers was I holding up yesterday?

310. I lost it, can you help me find it?

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311. What has a higher specific heat than water?

312. Where is Elvis secretly hiding at?

313. Would you do Hitler and his little stash if you had the chance?

314. Why am i not going to the dentist on tuesday?

315. Both my parents are white, but for some reason my brother is to....why?

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316. But my hair is brown??? Can you tell me why?

317. Favorite pair of sketchers?

318. Will I get angry if I stare at a red colored strobe light?

319. What hertz will make me the most aggresive?

320. How many cubes of ice will it take to cool the planet by 10 degrees?

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321. Where does MY lap go when I stand up?

322. I artificially inseminated a fetus in your asshole when you were sleeping. Are you happy that you will finally have a baby?

323. What would a flying snake be called?

324. My tire is flat, should I not drive the car in that condition?

325. Slytherin or Gryphandore?

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326. Should I give you a cd?

327. Can I trust you with my cd?

328. What if you break my cd?

329. Is my heart inside that cd?

330. Can you listen to cds?

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331. What does cd stand for?

332. Should I keep the cd?

333. If I told you there was candy inside the cd would you try to peal it apart?

334. What is your fantasy name?

335. What is you boyfriends fantasy name?

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336. Favorite way to roleplay?

337. If I pledge to be your friend will you buy me a cookie?

338. How many days did it take the package to reach my house?

339. What day of the week is the most gay?

340. Which user would you have sex with if you met them in person?

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341. Is it sexy that I gave myself bruises, became skinny, wear all black, and make shitty poetry?

342. How many people does it take to use a keyboard?

343. How many chinese make an uno card?

344. Is uno worth more than my center nut?

345. I finished off a bottle of tabasco, should I buy another one and not use it?

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346. I dropped a match in my babies crib, why did he catch on fire?

347. What nackname do you use for your penis?

348. Do you have a devil cat?

349. What is so smart about an ass?

350. Are you unique?

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351. Who is this Charlie person?

352. Want to bromance some time?

353. Can Walker texas Ranger come over for dinner?

354. Are we twins in another world?

355. Are you a piano or a flute?

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356. Why is my center nut sooo much bigger than my other 1?

357. My dick is bigger than a pencil, is that an accomplishment?

358. Do you prefer average?

359. Are you considered unique?

360. Am eye unique?