Ask DSM anything.

[IronReload04]

6-8 months

Its average, stop looking at the guys weeners in the porns. Your comparing apples to oranges.

whats the optimal size penis for penis to vaginal intercourse? IS this different than the optimal size for anal?

[DSM4Life]

whats the optimal size penis for penis to vaginal intercourse? IS this different than the optimal size for anal?

6 to 6.5 anything bigger normally causes pain for a women. When it comes to tagging the balloon knot length isn't the main issues, its more about girth. The thicker you are the harder it will be for the woman to enjoy.

[IM708]

6 to 6.5 anything bigger normally causes pain for a women. When it comes to tagging the balloon knot length isn't the main issues, its more about girth. The thicker you are the harder it will be for the woman to enjoy.

So blue whale size dicks really arn't preferred?

[DSM4Life]

So blue whale size dicks really arn't preferred?

Nope. Don't get me wrong a big one can be impressive but when it comes to pounding the roast beef curtains, pain doesn't equal pleasure (for the majority).

[DSM4Life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9KXkDMEPag

[Brown Ninja]

What are roast beef curtains?

[Brown Ninja]

Will I ever stop being sick?

[DSM4Life]

What are roast beef curtains?

roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+beef+curtains

[Brown Ninja]

Have you ever heard of Medifast? They do meals online. Seems as if it would be okay to persue while trying to cut. Would you agree?

[DSM4Life]

Have you ever heard of Medifast? They do meals online. Seems as if it would be okay to persue while trying to cut. Would you agree?

Why would it be any better than you going out and buying/making the meals yourself ?

[*RAGE*]

are you ready for the weekend?

do you have any good plans?

is it warming up where you are yet?

[DSM4Life]

are you ready for the weekend?

do you have any good plans?

is it warming up where you are yet?

Working again this weekend (last weekend im doing this). But b/f is cooking me a huge dinner sat. He cooked for me last weekend as well since i had work. He even make me desert. He is too good to me.

No plans as of yet. With all this work when i do get a free day i just want to spend it with my man. hanging in.

It was starting to . 66 the other day but today fell back into the 40's.

[IM708]

do you think gymhero will eventually give up?

[Brown Ninja]

I know what the curtains are but i really wanted to hear it from your mouth

[DSM4Life]

do you think gymhero will eventually give up?

Absolutely ! haha

[Brown Ninja]

i don't like to make my own meals and i think its more cost effective

[DSM4Life]

i don't like to make my own meals and i think its more cost effective

Cost effective, in the end i really doubt it.

I get tired of making my meals to but you have to do it. No way around it.

[Brown Ninja]

What happened to my 401K?

[IM708]

Look at this dsm....

I know more than DSM!!

1 rule- IronMaiden708 is not allowed to post!

[Brown Ninja]

I hate your advice.....

[DSM4Life]

What happened to my 401K?

Change is coming !

[IM708]

Why am I not allowed to post in his thread? Does that mean he gave up?

[DSM4Life]

Why am I not allowed to post in his thread? Does that mean he gave up?

Yes and thats rule is just gay.

[IM708]

It's alright I'll just ask you questions instead

[DSM4Life]

It's alright I'll just ask you questions instead

hmmmm maybe i need to incorporate that rule...

[IM708]

hmmmm maybe i need to incorporate that rule...

That means you're no better than gymhero.

[DSM4Life]

That means you're no better than gymhero.

Then behave

[IM708]

How am I not behaving?

[DSM4Life]

How am I not behaving?

Shut up and get into my bed


Goodnight guys

[GymHero]

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[IM708]

sorry bud he already answered those q's

[T-MOS]

Why is gymhero such a bitch?

Why did he steal your idea?

are you glad we are busting him ?

Will he get the hint and crawl back under his rock?

Doesn't he realize he is new and you are a valued respected member that started this fun thread and he can't live off of it??

[JiGGaMaN]

The thicker you are the harder it will be for the woman to enjoy.

i found that out the bloody way. twice.

[DSM4Life]

i found that out the bloody way. twice.

Sounds delightful !

Why is gymhero such a bitch?

Why did he steal your idea?

are you glad we are busting him ?

Will he get the hint and crawl back under his rock?

Doesn't he realize he is new and you are a valued respected member that started this fun thread and he can't live off of it??

He's not so bad.
He is trying to fit in.
haha, my guys are so over protective, i like it.
Yes

He does now

sorry bud he already answered those q's

He doesn't know about the rule either

Already answered gym

[IM708]

Is your asshole a cum dumpster?

[Brown Ninja]

does felching tickle?

[Brown Ninja]

is wrestling erotic?

[Brown Ninja]

are buttholes pretty up close?

[Brown Ninja]

Do you enjoy butterflies?

[DSM4Life]

Do you enjoy butterflies?

yes

are buttholes pretty up close?

nope

is wrestling erotic?

no

does felching tickle?

yes

Is your asshole a cum dumpster?

Only on a good day.