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    What if a steam engine ran out of steam?

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    If I smiled for long enough would my face get stuck in that position?

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    O&A or Howard Stern?

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    Do you know of any lip balm that is better than burt beeswax?

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    If martha stewart offered to make dinner for u would you accept if it meant you had to have sex w/ her?

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    If I designed a flintstones style vehicle would you buy it?

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    Have you ever stared at a strobe light?

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    Is it possible to win a staring contest against a painting?

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    If you could buy a cup shaped like a penis would you buy it?

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    Would a drink made out of blood, sweat, and tears taste good?

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    alright im done for now. Did you have fun today?

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    Why do I all of a sudden have this strong urge for a booty call?

    What's a good post breakup song for me to listen to?
    Call Me !!!!

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    how have you been bro?

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    where have you been?

    did your bf take care of you over the weekend?

    Will lawstudent give me a booty call?

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    why are guys leaving the site for the rr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild28 View Post
    why are guys leaving the site for the rr?
    what is rr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild28 View Post
    why are guys leaving the site for the rr?
    their retarded

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    where have you been?

    did your bf take care of you over the weekend?

    Will lawstudent give me a booty call?
    Computer went down, needed new motherboard.
    He did
    Nope

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    how have you been bro?
    a lot better, you ?

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    alright im done for now. Did you have fun today?
    yup

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    Would a drink made out of blood, sweat, and tears taste good?
    nope

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    If you could buy a cup shaped like a penis would you buy it?
    yes

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    Is it possible to win a staring contest against a painting?
    yes

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    Have you ever stared at a strobe light?
    yes

    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    If I designed a flintstones style vehicle would you buy it?
    does it come with a warranty ?

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    If martha stewart offered to make dinner for u would you accept if it meant you had to have sex w/ her?
    depends whats for dinner

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    Do you know of any lip balm that is better than burt beeswax?
    burts is the bee's knees

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    O&A or Howard Stern?
    stern

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    If I smiled for long enough would my face get stuck in that position?
    nope

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    What if a steam engine ran out of steam?
    it would stop

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    What would be the first thing you would buy if you shopped at walmart?
    a candle

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    What is 2^34?
    2^32 = 4 294 967 296

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    This is officially post number 800, should I go to Disney Land to celebrate?
    no

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    Why doesn't santa just use a door when delivering gifts to all the little boys and girls around the world instead of a chimney? Won't he dirty up his clothes? How does he even fit? What if a fire is going? What if they don't even own a chimney? What if the vent is closed?
    he doesnt have keys
    scotchgaurd
    sucks in his tummy
    he can blow it out
    he opens the vent

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    What if someone gave you a pet rabbit as a gift?
    i would let it go in the streets

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    If a person uses green ink to write an essay does it mean they are a hippy?
    means their black pen is out of ink

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    If a person writes an essay using red ink does it mean they are an angry person?
    no, means the blue pen is out of ink

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    What would happen if I tried to parasail using my car to pull me?
    nothing

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    Would you make love to Richard Simmons?
    never

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    Does julius caesar like caesar dressing?
    he hates it

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    What would the outcome if I tried to go matrix style up a flight of stairs?
    If at first you dont succeed .......

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    Whats your immediate reaction if a person hit you over the head with a chair?
    End their life

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    Favorite coffee shop?
    starbucks

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    What do you think of if you see a bottle of calamine lotion?
    wet

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    If a drink holder had the ability to talk what would it say?
    I hate cold drinks

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    Why do u have a bug a$$ mole on my a$$?
    is this English ?

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    What goes through your mind if you pass by a hardware store and see a hammer on display?
    If it would fit up my @$$

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    Why do I fall asleep when I lay down in my bed?
    Your trained to

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    If a random person waves at you what do you do?
    smile back

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    Do you find snakes to be neat?
    nope

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    Is the guy in the buysteroids ad at the top of this site a real doctor?
    no

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    Why do I hate wearing sweaters?
    cause they make u look gay

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    What would happen if I wrapped a plastic bag over my head?
    You would just take it off when you couldnt hold your breath any longer

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    Why am I sooooo angry?
    Need a break

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    Mcdonalds or Burger King?
    Mc'd fries
    BK burgers

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    How many cheeseburgers can I eat in an hour?
    10

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    Is DSM ever going to answer all of my questions?
    yes

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    When a man asks a woman how many men she's slept with, what's an acceptable answer?

    Is a 14yr age gap (man being older) really that bad?
    Time amount by at least 2

    No

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    Will lawstudent marry me?
    no

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    Deep down, does jbm want to cyber with me?

    Do people still cyber in 2009?
    He does
    They do

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    why do people associate 'roid rage with steroid use and hot hemorrhoids? Bad hemorrhoids can lead to rage.

    Is jbm a night owl?
    They don't
    Yes

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    Why does Brown Ninja ask the funniest questions?

    Is brown ninja trying to get my attention with his questions?
    He has no life
    YEs

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    Why do men like to see women or ask women to try to lick their own breasts?

    Why are some men so quiet in bed or quiet when they're having an orgasm or show no different facial expression when having an O?
    Its hot

    Afraid to look stupid

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    Do men actually like that "quief sound" i.e. vaginal fart (I'm not sure if I'm using the right term)?

    Can a woman ever be "too" wet when doing the nasty? (Hahaha, the nasty,...I just had to say it)
    we don't. Its funny around our buddies but gross in person.

    Yes

    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Why am I depressed?
    Why can't I fast forward time?
    Your too hard on yourself
    Jesus holds the stop watch

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    Why do I all of a sudden have this strong urge for a booty call?

    What's a good post breakup song for me to listen to?
    Your horny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtcX55_7VM

    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Why am I angry...but not angry...but sad...but angry...but not angry...but damn pissed?


    Why does part of me wants to devour a few chocolate bars...yet the other part of me wants to work harder at my workouts to get that damn killer body?
    PMS

    Your body craves sugar

    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Ok, well since I do want answers, here are my Qs:

    Why are men a$$hole$?

    Why did my former bf cheat on me when he doesn't even 'have enough' to satisfy MY needs?
    Its in our DNS

    Made him feel good to be wanted

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    So how ****ing sweet is my new avatar?
    Its ok

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    a secret man

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild28 View Post
    why are guys leaving the site for the rr?
    what's the rr??

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    i doubt that dsm, some of the good ones r ther

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    what's the rr??

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild28 View Post
    i doubt that dsm, some of the good ones r ther
    What now we have secret societies via internet?

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    Why do I have no life?
    PS that is sort of hurtful and uncalled for.....asshole

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    Who's brain is smaller......A womans or a birds?

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    Will Watchmen be worth the wait or is it over hyped garbage?

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    Can the "Cum Dumpster" be used as a term of endearment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    why doesn't brown ninja visit the LOVE thread?
    He is waiting for law to invite him

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    Can the "Cum Dumpster" be used as a term of endearment?
    yes

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    Will Watchmen be worth the wait or is it over hyped garbage?
    garbage

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    Do i have nice balls?
    yes but you need to shave them

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    Who's brain is smaller......A womans or a birds?
    womans

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    Why do I have no life?
    PS that is sort of hurtful and uncalled for.....asshole
    I am what i eat. (just pullin your leg)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    why people reproduce?
    accidents / boredom

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    Why are people leaving this forum for 'rr'

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    DSM are you a Mitsubishi fan.....i am....i love the EVO 9...are you into the whole import racing seen...if not...what does DSM stand for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by meej View Post
    DSM are you a Mitsubishi fan.....i am....i love the EVO 9...are you into the whole import racing seen...if not...what does DSM stand for...
    I am , had a eagle talon Tsi AWD

    I love the Evo 8

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    Why are people leaving this forum for 'rr'
    already answered above

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
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    You pay attention, good man

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    ^^^might as well have saved you the trouble

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    already answered above
    becuz their douches...ah good reason

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    awesome...

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    Why is the sky Blue?

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    answered in depth already

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