Ask DSM anything.

[Shol'va]

You are exactly right. If you are on I-70 headed east towards indianapolis (or ohio if you keep going) there is an exit for plainfield. I used to work about a mile north of that exit.
I am assuming you are in Illinois then?
I don't live in Indianapolis now though, I live in a small town a few miles from Bloomington.

No, a little further west... Missouri. I used to live in Springfield Missouri, now up by Liberty Missouri.

[Skyler]

I officially know nothing about Missouri.
I was hoping you lived closer, easier to hook up

[Shol'va]

I officially know nothing about Missouri.
I was hoping you lived closer, easier to hook up

Yeah i know what you mean, LD realtionships are rough on a man, gay or straight. Poor DSM is going through that now. It's not an easy situation to be in.

[Shol'va]

Hey Skyler you are my official very first friend in the AR Lounge. I just check marked you. I sure am glad someone finally sent me an invitation as I have already been rejected 17 times! Even DSM sent me away, saying don't go away mad, just go away. Just kidding D.

[Skyler]

I tried to tell you you're my new gay friend.

[Shol'va]

I tried to tell you you're my new gay friend.

[Shol'va]

DSM is it weird to want to snuggle with a guy as much as have sex with him?
Or do I have to hand in my Man Card?

[Shol'va]

I officially know nothing about Missouri.
I was hoping you lived closer, easier to hook up

I could always move......location,location,location. Besides I've never been with an uncut military man from Indiana before... a lot of fists, er um firsts.
Gentlemen....Start Your Engines...Sorry I was thinking about the Indie Speedway.
Besides, if we hooked up you'd just end up falling in love with me and have a tough time explaining me to your present G/F and family. And i'd have to ditch my present B/F, no loss there. LOL. I can say that as I keep my computer pass protected.

[Skyler]

I could always move......location,location,location. Besides I've never been with an uncut military man from Indiana before... a lot of fists, er um firsts.
Gentlemen....Start Your Engines...Sorry I was thinking about the Indie Speedway.
Besides, if we hooked up you'd just end up falling in love with me and have a tough time explaining me to your present G/F and family. And i'd have to ditch my present B/F, no loss there. LOL. I can say that as I keep my computer pass protected.

Well If i fell in love with you it might work out, since you are already falling in love with me
Want to cuddle? I love to spoon...
And don't worry, I don't have a girlfriend, just a wife...
And i don't know the difference with cut or uncut, except that with uncut you can stroke it longer and it won't get worn out.

And who was talking about gay camp? My friend from work, the same guy who invited me to that party, asked me if i wanted to go to gay camp with him. He said it was some gay only camp ground, and kept telling me how fun it was, etc etc etc. Then i asked mike about it and he said during the day it was fun, but at night it turned into a big orgy. lol

[Skyler]

What does it mean when all this attention i am recieving from a gay man makes me feel tingly inside?

[Shol'va]

What does it mean when all this attention i am recieving from a gay man makes me feel tingly inside?

As as far as the Gay Camp thing, I have no idea, I just threw that out there in response to Gay Men being Campy(funny-humorous). Even though I am gay there is a whole lot I don't know about it all. Thats why I depend on friends like DSM to help guide me in the right or left direction. As far as the tingly sensation you are feeling. Thats your inner voice speaking to you saying "Luke, Come To The Dark Side".

[Skyler]

The dark side, or the gay side? Because i am already on the dark side

[Knockout_Power]

a little honesty here DSM... does this ass do anything for you?

[DSM4Life]

a little honesty here DSM... does this ass do anything for you?

[Shol'va]

The dark side, or the gay side? Because i am already on the dark side

See you have already arrived as you have deciphered my subliminal message.

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

Yeah I know...Didn't see that one coming. Coulda knocked me over with a feather. Daddy you warned me about talking to strangers. But a little flirting don't hurt either.

[Skyler]

I could totally be gay, I just only like guys that have no body hair, are petite, look like a girl, and don't have a penis to get in the way...

In all honesty though, if I ended up with a girl that told me she was born a man, I would be ok with it. I mean, she looks like a girl, and has the girl parts now, so what do I care? The idea of being with a "man" doesn't bother me, I just don't like bodyhair or penises.

[Knockout_Power]

do you like superheroes?

[Matt]

This used to be a good thread but i see its gone down hill.....

Shame...

[Shol'va]

This used to be a good thread but i see its gone down hill.....

Shame...

Ahh Cheer up guys....It'l get worse. Its still summer vacation time, but soon things will be back to abnormal.

[Shol'va]

Back to those serious, educational, and informational questions for you DSM...
Do you douche before sex?
I always like my colon to be sparkling with that april fresh scent!

[DSM4Life]

Back to those serious, educational, and informational questions for you DSM...
Do you douche before sex?
I always like my colon to be sparkling with that april fresh scent!

Never have. I just make sure I went to bathroom at least twice that day.

[DSM4Life]

How do you douche ?

[Shol'va]

How do you douche ?

http://iomfats.org/resources/health/hygiene.html

[Shol'va]

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/738786/

[Shol'va]

This has nothing to do with the douche, just eye candy. It's a Mario thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZSQ4oZ6v0M

[DSM4Life]

Never done that.

[Skyler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H4fLQ9_c3w

[DSM4Life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H4fLQ9_c3w

Good movie but a little awkward sitting in the living room with my mom watching it when the sense where he spits on his hand and starts f***ing his buddy in the @$$ comes on.

[DSM4Life]

http://iomfats.org/resources/health/hygiene.html

When do you do that? In morning ? Right before sex ? Do you have to plan sex ?

[Shol'va]

Is it an obsession when you whack off so much that all your underwear ends up stuck on your ceiling? Or is it just artistic expression of ones Tommy Hilfigers.
Note to self: Time to buy more underwear

[cherrydrpepper]

DSM do you own a speedo

[DSM4Life]

DSM do you own a speedo

I do not.

[Shol'va]

Hey DSM I heard that there was a small earthquake back east and thought that maybe you had picked up a big bear and he fell out of your bed!

[cherrydrpepper]

Is there more to life than just being really, really, really rediculously good looking?

[DSM4Life]

Is there more to life than just being really, really, really rediculously good looking?

no..

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

Seems I might have let the "Poop" out of the whole douching ordeal, now that there is an anal thread on it.

[Nicotine]

ever used jlube ?

mix it up yourself, it lasts forever..... insane stuff.

add the powder to water..it's almost like snot........ they use it as goo in monster movies....

they used it in the matrix when neo wakes up from the matrix and he's still plugged in, in his pod...covered in stringy goo....