Ask DSM anything.

[Shol'va]

[DSM4Life]

[Skyler]

DSM, how much does my penis weigh?

[Shol'va]

[Shol'va]

[Shol'va]

[Shol'va]

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[Nicotine]

in another yr or 2, i hope to be that style physique, but a bit bigger.

very quality builds.

[Shol'va]

in another yr or 2, i hope to be that style physique, but a bit bigger.

very quality builds.

I want to look like the bottom one, or at least be under him.

[Shol'va]

Gyno My Ass, My Boobies Are For Real!

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

[Shol'va]

What What In My Butt..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSS...eature=related

[DSM4Life]

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

[DCI]

Does your penis tickle when you see a Mitisbishi?

[Shol'va]

[DSM4Life]

Does your penis tickle when you see a Mitisbishi?

The Evo 8's, yes.

[Hoggage_54]

Is MuscleScience really the Exercise Scientist?

[Kato]

this thread is full of the gay!

[Shol'va]

[Stigmata101]

this thread needed some hetro help

[Shol'va]

[Shol'va]

Yum Yum, I'll have a plate of that to go please.

[boss4romdabay]

i have a question for you happy guys! lol my wife allways tries and plays with my ass but i feel total weird about it and make her stop. like during blowjobs she rubs the part between my sack and asshole but it actually feels pretty good my question for you guys is that what do you get out of anal play? i mean does that shit feel good or what? everytime she goes to low i like tighten my legs up and she starts laughing! just curious of what you gay guys get out of this?

[Shol'va]

i have a question for you happy guys! lol my wife allways tries and plays with my ass but i feel total weird about it and make her stop. like during blowjobs she rubs the part between my sack and asshole but it actually feels pretty good my question for you guys is that what do you get out of anal play? i mean does that shit feel good or what? everytime she goes to low i like tighten my legs up and she starts laughing! just curious of what you gay guys get out of this?

A Nut.

[DSM4Life]

i have a question for you happy guys! lol my wife allways tries and plays with my ass but i feel total weird about it and make her stop. like during blowjobs she rubs the part between my sack and asshole but it actually feels pretty good my question for you guys is that what do you get out of anal play? i mean does that shit feel good or what? everytime she goes to low i like tighten my legs up and she starts laughing! just curious of what you gay guys get out of this?

A lot of men don't understand but there are A LOT of nerve endings in the anus. I can almost guarantee if you were to let yourself go one night and let your girl play with that "no-no" area you would have the best orgasm of your life. Im not saying shove a baseball bat up there but let her get finger deep and your head will spin.

[Hazard]

i have a question for you happy guys! lol my wife allways tries and plays with my ass but i feel total weird about it and make her stop. like during blowjobs she rubs the part between my sack and asshole but it actually feels pretty good my question for you guys is that what do you get out of anal play? i mean does that shit feel good or what? everytime she goes to low i like tighten my legs up and she starts laughing! just curious of what you gay guys get out of this?

Your wife must have read the same magazine mine did..... LOL! She said it's called the "P spot" - she started putting pressure there one day and i was like "WTF....." - it's supposed to feel good because aparantly it indirectly stimulates the prostate. It's never felt good for me..... it's never felt like anything lol so she doesnt really doit anymore.

She pisses me off tho..... she always says "You can play with my asshole if I can play with yours." - I never give in..... I just don't like it.

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

A lot of men don't understand but there are A LOT of nerve endings in the anus. I can almost guarantee if you were to let yourself go one night and let your girl play with that "no-no" area you would have the best orgasm of your life. Im not saying shove a baseball bat up there but let her get finger deep and your head will spin.

I would like to expand on this a little if I may. DSM is correct on this, as you grow accustomed to this new treat, you might try expanding your horizons a bit more by having your wife slowly insert a (small) battery operated vibrator in and out of your anus for blissful extasy. One note, don't let her get distracted as she performs this by suddenly answering the phone as in your exstatic squirming it might slide on up into your anus and you wont be able to retrieve it with out going to your local hospital emergency room. Then they will put you in stirrups with your legs held high as a ER Surgeon comes in and injects deadening shot into your anus while he puts on a latex glove and lubes up his hand and wrist, then shoving his whole hand up your anus retrieving the vibrator which by the way is still running cause you put duracell batteries in it. Dont ask how I know this.

[DSM4Life]

I would like to expand on this a little if I may. DSM is correct on this, as you grow accustomed to this new treat, you might try expanding your horizons a bit more by having your wife slowly insert a (small) battery operated vibrator in and out of your anus for blissful extasy. One note, don't let her get distracted as she performs this by suddenly answering the phone as in your exstatic squirming it might slide on up into your anus and you wont be able to retrieve it with out going to your local hospital emergency room. Then they will put you in stirrups with your legs held high as a ER Surgeon comes in and injects deadening shot into your anus while he puts on a latex glove and lubes up his hand and wrist, then shoving his whole hand up your anus retrieving the vibrator which by the way is still running cause you put duracell batteries in it. Dont ask how I know this.

[Hazard]

LMFAO when I worked in the hospital I saw and heard a ton of crazy shit.....

A guy with a broom stick stuck in his ass

A guy with a gerbil in his ass

A guy with a monster dildoe stuk in his ass

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

LMFAO when I worked in the hospital I saw and heard a ton of crazy shit.....

A guy with a brook stick stuck in his ass

A guy with a gerbil in his ass

A guy with a monster dildoe stuk in his ass

~Haz~

lol It's nice to know I'm not the only dumba$$. Whats worse is to get home only to find out the insurance isn't paying for a foreign object removal. So you have to talk on the phone for hours trying to convince them that it was just a polyip removal from your colon.

[boss4romdabay]

A lot of men don't understand but there are A LOT of nerve endings in the anus. I can almost guarantee if you were to let yourself go one night and let your girl play with that "no-no" area you would have the best orgasm of your life. Im not saying shove a baseball bat up there but let her get finger deep and your head will spin.

thats interesting you say that because i just went and looked up the "pspot" and found these funny looking toys by aneros.com but thats also funny you say you can have a better orgasm because i **** my wife in the ass pretty much every other time we have sex (and i love it lol) but yea she said that when she gets an O its more of a full body orgasm and stronger than normal. is it the same way for men to?

LMFAO AT THE BOLD!

Your wife must have read the same magazine mine did..... LOL! She said it's called the "P spot" - she started putting pressure there one day and i was like "WTF....." - it's supposed to feel good because aparantly it indirectly stimulates the prostate. It's never felt good for me..... it's never felt like anything lol so she doesnt really doit anymore.

She pisses me off tho..... she always says "You can play with my asshole if I can play with yours." - I never give in..... I just don't like it.

~Haz~

Bro im not kidding you like every blow job i get she goes for it! lol hey the next day the spot were she put the pressure was hell of sore huh lol

I would like to expand on this a little if I may. DSM is correct on this, as you grow accustomed to this new treat, you might try expanding your horizons a bit more by having your wife slowly insert a (small) battery operated vibrator in and out of your anus for blissful extasy. One note, don't let her get distracted as she performs this by suddenly answering the phone as in your exstatic squirming it might slide on up into your anus and you wont be able to retrieve it with out going to your local hospital emergency room. Then they will put you in stirrups with your legs held high as a ER Surgeon comes in and injects deadening shot into your anus while he puts on a latex glove and lubes up his hand and wrist, then shoving his whole hand up your anus retrieving the vibrator which by the way is still running cause you put duracell batteries in it. Dont ask how I know this.

LMAO i actually imagined that

[Kingweb50]

about six months ago a guy came into my ER and had a dildo that he had used some sort of the wrong kind of lube on (silicone if I remember right) and it fused the dildo inside his anus and he had to get a lot of it cut out in surgery.

[GymHero]

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[Shol'va]

1. Where would you hide gold if you were a leprachon?2. Can I jump over a fence using my head?3. Why is my brother gay?4. What makes a flying squirrel fly?5. What color do I get if I mix brown, green, yellow, magenta?6. What foods have the flavor umami? 7. Can you do chinups using your chin?8. Do you use sticky notes a lot?9. Would you snort dust if I paid you a dollar?10. Will the easter bunny kill me some day?11. What would happen if I mixed hot sauce w/ applesauce?12. Why are babies so ugly?13. Why are you gay?14. If someone gave you a dollar what would be your reaction. Would you spend that dollar on something special? Would you crinkle it up and put it in your pocket? Would you fold it neatly and put it in your wallet? Would you give it to someone else?15. Do i have a nice looking face?16. What would happen if I put a vacuum on my dick?17. Have you ever watched the video "1 guy 1 jar?"18. If green means go and red means stop, what does white mean?19. 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[Shinalynn]

i have a question for you happy guys! lol my wife allways tries and plays with my ass but i feel total weird about it and make her stop. like during blowjobs she rubs the part between my sack and asshole but it actually feels pretty good my question for you guys is that what do you get out of anal play? i mean does that shit feel good or what? everytime she goes to low i like tighten my legs up and she starts laughing! just curious of what you gay guys get out of this?

HA! Let her gently rub that spot with the vibrator on low, while giving you a BJ. Tell me you dont like it then.

And for the record..some people still wont let me do it to them