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  1. 06-24-2012, 12:23 PM #6601
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    DSM what are your favorite pick up lines or can you give examples of lines you have used / had used on you
    If any of you ladies play your cards right you could be pregnant by the holidays.
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    Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
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    When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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    Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
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    how in the f do u win the lottery
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    how in the f do u win the lottery
    You don't. Even when you have won you are so far in the hole from trying to win which means you've lost at the same time.

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    Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
    They are just trying to get your attention so you can see whats coming,if they yelled duck you would just look up to see what the heck they are talking about.

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    When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
    In a few days.
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    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...y#.T-1iyPVKy3Y



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    what a guy! he aspires to be "Strippers On Your Desktop"!

    he definitely needs to be on this thread. i am sure DSM will be kind enough to show him the Rope...
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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    what a guy! he aspires to be "Strippers On Your Desktop"!

    he definitely needs to be on this thread. i am sure DSM will be kind enough to show him the Rope...
    I shoot ropes....
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    Or is that anabolicboy's turf?
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    hey what is that little green square under are name for ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    hey what is that little green square under are name for ?
    It listing your "standing" with the site. Hover your mouse pointer over it (without clicking).
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    how do you feel about the ban on foie gras?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    It listing your "standing" with the site. Hover your mouse pointer over it (without clicking).
    Oh sh*t, so everyone can tell when I'm in trouble again?
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    Looks like the parties are on for the 4th and beyond..





    Even The Church Is Getting Involved

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    how do you feel about the ban on foie gras?
    I concor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Looks like the parties are on for the 4th and beyond..





    Even The Church Is Getting Involved

    You that candian cutting people's heads off?
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    So I pick up my chesapeake bay retriever puppy this weekend, I can't decide between two names either Gunner or Reload. Which one would you go with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    So I pick up my chesapeake bay retriever puppy this weekend, I can't decide between two names either Gunner or Reload. Which one would you go with.
    Gunner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Gunner.
    thats what I was leaning towards.
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    Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend
    And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?
    But, but! I ain't done yet
    In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
    While he reaches in another grown man's ass
    Grabs on his nuts but just what if
    It was never meant it was just an accident
    But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
    His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
    But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
    And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
    What if he pictured it as a females butt?
    Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
    Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut
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    Quote Originally Posted by aronjrsmil View Post
    Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend
    And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?
    But, but! I ain't done yet
    In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
    While he reaches in another grown man's ass
    Grabs on his nuts but just what if
    It was never meant it was just an accident
    But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
    His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
    But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
    And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
    What if he pictured it as a females butt?
    Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
    Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut
    No, your safe. You're allowed to be gay in the names of sports without being true gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aronjrsmil View Post
    Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend
    And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?
    But, but! I ain't done yet
    In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
    While he reaches in another grown man's ass
    Grabs on his nuts but just what if
    It was never meant it was just an accident
    But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
    His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
    But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
    And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
    What if he pictured it as a females butt?
    Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
    Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut
    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    No, your safe. You're allowed to be gay in the names of sports without being true gay.
    DSM, you are just hitting on him. yes, its gay to look at another man's ass and ask those types of questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Bump for my bud...

    Thank you. I like.

    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    DSM, you are just hitting on him. yes, its gay to look at another man's ass and ask those types of questions.
    Wrong.
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    They just might be on to something there...

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    Women why are they all ****ing mental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Women why are they all ****ing mental.
    It comes from their fallopian tubes.
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    I'm thinking you are correct the horrible ****s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    I'm thinking you are correct the horrible ****s.
    This is my thread, i am always correct ! Let me know when you get sick of women.
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    DSM I have been pondering what deep question I can ask you for over a year and I think I finally have it.

    How many cheeseburgers and vanilla shakes do I need to eat in order to pass out? Sorry for short notice but if possible I'd like to try this experiment tonight.

    Thanks in advance for your help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    DSM I have been pondering what deep question I can ask you for over a year and I think I finally have it.

    How many cheeseburgers and vanilla shakes do I need to eat in order to pass out? Sorry for short notice but if possible I'd like to try this experiment tonight.

    Thanks in advance for your help.
    Sorry I missed your deadline. Kind of ironic but I just did this experiment on myself last night. It took a Five Guys double bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions a large fri (eating all the extra fries they put in the bag) and a root beer drink to have me passed out 20 mins after I ate it. The bf was laughing.
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    No problem bro. I'll try the experiment next week. Thanks
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