Ask DSM anything.

[Standby]

finish this sentence. This on time in band camp......

[DSM4Life]

finish this sentence. This on time in band camp......

I put a drum set up my @$$

Well, in a perfect world I would get paid to bend over... but DSM wants me to pay him to bend me over.... ouch, my ego....

Thats how i roll.

[Shol'va]

Hey D how sharp is your gaydar today?

[Hazard]

Hey D how sharp is your gaydar today?

GOD DAMNIT! His pecs are bigger than mine too!

i'm gunna go hang myself.....

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

Hey D how sharp is your gaydar today?

Nay.... ?

GOD DAMNIT! His pecs are bigger than mine too!

i'm gunna go hang myself.....

~Haz~

Is your thong bulge bigger ?

[Shol'va]

[QUOTE=DSM4Life;5366992]Nay.... ?

Actually he's a team member. You'll find him in outsports.com

[Shol'va]

GOD DAMNIT! His pecs are bigger than mine too!

i'm gunna go hang myself.....

~Haz~

Hey Haz if you had someone like him as a personal trainer to constantly push you to your limits, then youd be looking like him now. But if your like me and cant afford a personal trainer you gotta make do with what you can. and its easy to slack off when no one is there to push you on. But hey you still got great gains. Dont be so hardon yourself. pun intended. lol

[Skyler]

Haz, I will give you some of my amazing chest if i can have some of your rediculous triceps... trade?

[Hazard]

Is your thong bulge bigger ?

Yes

Haz, I will give you some of my amazing chest if i can have some of your rediculous triceps... trade?

sounds good to me

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

Yes





~Haz~

Prove it.

[Hazard]

Prove it.

When I compete everyone will see LOL

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

When I compete everyone will see LOL

~Haz~

You can give me a preview. This way i can pre judge you before anyone else see and let you know of any adjustments you might need.

[Hazard]

You can give me a preview. This way i can pre judge you before anyone else see and let you know of any adjustments you might need.

LMFAO!

I had a gay experience yesterday...... not literally.

I went to taco bell and the guy at the register was clearly gay..... accent and all. He kept eye fvcking me..... it was pretty uncomfortable because I WAS NOT giving him any signs that I was gay lol. So I pay and he makes sure to touch my hand when he takes the money..... he then gives me change and holds it above my hand while staring at me. It got pretty tense LOL because he took FOREVER to drop the change.

So I walk by the soda fountain and turn around and I see him looking at me and then quickly look away.

I went to the car and told the wife some guy tried to steal me away

~Haz~

[Skyler]

That was me, sorry Haz... admiring the triceps....

[Shol'va]

LMFAO!

I had a gay experience yesterday...... not literally.

I went to taco bell and the guy at the register was clearly gay..... accent and all. He kept eye fvcking me..... it was pretty uncomfortable because I WAS NOT giving him any signs that I was gay lol. So I pay and he makes sure to touch my hand when he takes the money..... he then gives me change and holds it above my hand while staring at me. It got pretty tense LOL because he took FOREVER to drop the change.

So I walk by the soda fountain and turn around and I see him looking at me and then quickly look away.

I went to the car and told the wife some guy tried to steal me away

~Haz~

You should have spoken up and told him to get in line with all your other penis loving friends that want you. But then he might have thought that you had a Hazi-tude.

[40plusnewbie]

Did u ever have sex with one of your teachers or hint around that you wanted to (story please).

Did a teacher ever come on to you?

[DSM4Life]

Did u ever have sex with one of your teachers or hint around that you wanted to (story please).

Did a teacher ever come on to you?

Nope i never had sex but did wish a few of them would have hit on me. I was a goldmine back then. They could have touched me without me telling.

LMFAO!

I had a gay experience yesterday...... not literally.

I went to taco bell and the guy at the register was clearly gay..... accent and all. He kept eye fvcking me..... it was pretty uncomfortable because I WAS NOT giving him any signs that I was gay lol. So I pay and he makes sure to touch my hand when he takes the money..... he then gives me change and holds it above my hand while staring at me. It got pretty tense LOL because he took FOREVER to drop the change.

So I walk by the soda fountain and turn around and I see him looking at me and then quickly look away.

I went to the car and told the wife some guy tried to steal me away

~Haz~

Mmmm i been wanting taco hell.

[DSM4Life]

Got drunk last night, woke up today with a hangover. I ate wendys for breakfast and am now drinking a redbull. Someone please, pleaseeeeeeee kill me.

[Hazard]

Got drunk last night, woke up today with a hangover. I ate wendys for breakfast and am now drinking a redbull. Someone please, pleaseeeeeeee kill me.

I had a hickory burger last night with shoe string french fries from houstons. two nights before that I had 2 double bacon cheese burgers and cajun fries from "five guys burgers and fries".

Time ot cut the shit..... i gotta get more rice and chicken.....

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

I had a hickory burger last night with shoe string french fries from houstons. two nights before that I had 2 double bacon cheese burgers and cajun fries from "five guys burgers and fries".

Time ot cut the shit..... i gotta get more rice and chicken.....

~Haz~

Five guys is awesome. I love the fries with vinegar !

[Charlie6]

how can I make more money? Why do I freak out about money horribly?

[DSM4Life]

how can I make more money? Why do I freak out about money horribly?

Sell your anus.
Because you never had it when you were younger.

[Hazard]

Five guys is awesome. I love the fries with vinegar !

Their burgers are just awesome. I usually like my beef medium rare but they don't offer that option. Unless it's just the policy of the one by me..... everything is "well done". They were still friggin awesome tho..... and those cajun fries kicked ass. Everything was cold too..... fought with the wife and the food got cold.

LMFAO she says "Well atleast I got you an anniversary card..... you can have it when we get home." I said "shove the card up your ass....." She said "Oh nice....."

LMFAO

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

Their burgers are just awesome. I usually like my beef medium rare but they don't offer that option. Unless it's just the policy of the one by me..... everything is "well done". They were still friggin awesome tho..... and those cajun fries kicked ass. Everything was cold too..... fought with the wife and the food got cold.

LMFAO she says "Well atleast I got you an anniversary card..... you can have it when we get home." I said "shove the card up your ass....." She said "Oh nice....."

LMFAO

~Haz~

I would never argue with you....

[Shol'va]

Does it mean your gay when you have to blow 12 college sorority brothers during haze night only to find out that you weren't accepted into the sorority, or do you chaulk it up to a lucky night and quickly sign up for other sororities on campus?

[DSM4Life]

Does it mean your gay when you have to blow 12 college sorority brothers during haze night only to find out that you weren't accepted into the sorority, or do you chaulk it up to a lucky night and quickly sign up for other sororities on campus?

Under 15 = not gay
16+ = gay

[Shol'va]

Under 15 = not gay
16+ = gay

That's odd because the franternity brothers while banging the new recruits during haze night excuse themselves by saying "Thats Not Gay, Thats Brotherhood". Yep...its reality check time for the frat boys on campus. Especially since they are all over your 16+ guidlines for gay. I think they are all from Egypt cause they are all in De-Nile. lol

[Shol'va]

MTV's The Buried Life was in town filming one of their episodes for the show. One of the things to do on their list was to streak at a stadium full of people and get away with it. Well they chose the new Wizards Soccer Stadium in Kansas City Kansas and at half time all four guys ripped off their clothes and jumped onto the field. At first just one of them did it and after the cops were chasing him, the other three jumped on the field and ran all over. The crowd went wild yelling at the cops to let them go.. The cops had a hell of a time trying to round them up but they did get caught and arrested, but were released later on. The one time I miss one of their games and I missed out on the show. Had to see it on the news. That episode is now playing on MTV. It's pretty funny.

[DSM4Life]

How were they on the eyes ?

[Shol'va]

Nice but young, probably 19-22 years old. The show is on again tonight, on MTV at 11 pm central if you have cable. I went to the Doc today for a general checkup and overheard him telling an older patient that he was morbidly obese because he was over 55, that at 55 anyone weighing over 200 pounds was considered this. How can this be especially since a bodybuilder, 55 weighing 220 at 8-12% bodyfat would fall into this category. That chart must be screwed up. Or there is another chart for people in shape. Any ideas? Just curious.

[LGM]

Why do I always find myself at a poker table with noobs who push all in after the flop, chasing a flush or a straight? And does it make me a bad person if a hot chick offers me a bj if I let her tan for the day; and I accept?

[DSM4Life]

Why do I always find myself at a poker table with noobs who push all in after the flop, chasing a flush or a straight? And does it make me a bad person if a hot chick offers me a bj if I let her tan for the day; and I accept?

They want to feel manly intimidating other people. Yes

Nice but young, probably 19-22 years old. The show is on again tonight, on MTV at 11 pm central if you have cable. I went to the Doc today for a general checkup and overheard him telling an older patient that he was morbidly obese because he was over 55, that at 55 anyone weighing over 200 pounds was considered this. How can this be especially since a bodybuilder, 55 weighing 220 at 8-12% bodyfat would fall into this category. That chart must be screwed up. Or there is another chart for people in shape. Any ideas? Just curious.

BMI isn't accurate when it comes to people who workout "hardcore." Its more of a general scale for the average human.

[Shol'va]

Talk about a couple of lowlife scumbags. A Rutgers University student was filmed having sex with another guy by his lowlife roommate who kept his webcam on and went to a nearby dorm where he was sending the live feed over the internet. The guy being filmed was so despondant that he jumped off a nearby bridge.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myblZD_NFU

[baseline_9]

DSM, i thaught u might be the best guy to ask

Last night i did my first ever Shot of PROP, this morning i wake up with a pain in the ass, big time!

This is the bit u might like....

I decided to have a really hot bath, thinking that it might help, which it did, i also found that i could perform a kind of ass grabing hand movement to ease the pain

My Q to you is....

When you wake up with a pain in the ass what do you do?

Now I know that you are a seasoned Vet at taking it in the ass but surley sometimes u wake up a bit sore!!!

[DSM4Life]

DSM, i thaught u might be the best guy to ask

Last night i did my first ever Shot of PROP, this morning i wake up with a pain in the ass, big time!

This is the bit u might like....

I decided to have a really hot bath, thinking that it might help, which it did, i also found that i could perform a kind of ass grabing hand movement to ease the pain

My Q to you is....

When you wake up with a pain in the ass what do you do?

Now I know that you are a seasoned Vet at taking it in the ass but surley sometimes u wake up a bit sore!!!

Normally when i wake up with a pain in the ass there is someone still in me.

Talk about a couple of lowlife scumbags. A Rutgers University student was filmed having sex with another guy by his lowlife roommate who kept his webcam on and went to a nearby dorm where he was sending the live feed over the internet. The guy being filmed was so despondant that he jumped off a nearby bridge.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myblZD_NFU

Yeah been reading about that. I think the other kids thought they were pulling a harmful prank like all the other ones but failed to realize how serious something like this is.

[Shol'va]

DSM WTF is going on with the young boys these days? I was downloading some porn the other day from a p2p and typed in falcon and webcam popped up so I clicked on it. I downloaded one called boys and it was a recorded camcast of a 10-13 year old boy whacking his pud. I quickly deleted the file cause I'm not into that sh*t, but it got me to thinking. Where are these really young boys getting these ideas from and why would they want to broadcast themselves whacking off on the internet for everyone to see? When I was that age I never even thought of sh*t like that. Hell I wouldn't even broadcast myself whacking off now. Am I missing something here. Does this mean that I'm now in a generation gap because I dont understand the kids these days?

[Shol'va]

DSM Dr. Phill is going to have a show on the Rutgers tragedy tomorrow at 3pm central time. Might be interesting....or not.

[DSM4Life]

DSM WTF is going on with the young boys these days? I was downloading some porn the other day from a p2p and typed in falcon and webcam popped up so I clicked on it. I downloaded one called boys and it was a recorded camcast of a 10-13 year old boy whacking his pud. I quickly deleted the file cause I'm not into that sh*t, but it got me to thinking. Where are these really young boys getting these ideas from and why would they want to broadcast themselves whacking off on the internet for everyone to see? When I was that age I never even thought of sh*t like that. Hell I wouldn't even broadcast myself whacking off now. Am I missing something here. Does this mean that I'm now in a generation gap because I dont understand the kids these days?

I don't know but you need to be careful of that shit. I have heard of internet cops placing files on those P2P sits to help catch people looks at under age boys/girls. They include some type of tracker in the file which allows them to track down who downloaded the file and arrest them.

[DSM4Life]

DSM Dr. Phill is going to have a show on the Rutgers tragedy tomorrow at 3pm central time. Might be interesting....or not.

Dr. Phil is a ****ing moron.

[danielmaco]

Got drunk last night, woke up today with a hangover. I ate wendys for breakfast and am now drinking a redbull. Someone please, pleaseeeeeeee kill me.

Did you go into carbocide?

If so, did any guys take advantage of you?