Ask DSM anything.

[*RAGE*]

What up bro, long time no talk, how life?

[DSM4Life]

Like is good. Just started glancing over adoptions. Holy @#$@ its expensive. Why is it so expensive to care for a child that no one else wants ?

[*RAGE*]

so the sorry ass state can get there chunk of the money...

[DSM4Life]

It can range anywhere from 1000 to 30,000 !

[Tigershark]

Yeah it is freaking rediculous what they charge for adoptions. Good luck to you DSM.

[Shol'va]

Like is good. Just started glancing over adoptions. Holy @#$@ its expensive. Why is it so expensive to care for a child that no one else wants ?

You can adopt me for half that amount and save some money on the deal. I could learn to be a philly kid. lol

[DSM4Life]

Thanks tiger.

Shov, I'll adopt you. You'll save a lot of money on protein being that I can feed you with my natural protein.

[Shol'va]

Works for me cause I like taking it straight from the tap.

[DSM4Life]

Just let me know what fruit you want me to eat depending on the flavor you want.

[talldutch]

Need 20 more post's to be able to use pm any suggestions?

[talldutch]

Or France

[DSM4Life]

Need 20 more post's to be able to use pm any suggestions?

Post naked pictures of yourself.

[talldutch]

Post naked pictures of yourself.

u sure? it could b offensive!

[lovbyts]

Like is good. Just started glancing over adoptions. Holy @#$@ its expensive. Why is it so expensive to care for a child that no one else wants ?

Because it's about the money, not the kids. If you want to adopt a child from another country it's even more and can take over a year. WTF is up with that. How hard can it be to do a back ground check, credit check, criminal history check and a few interviews. No reason the process should take over 90 days at the most and it should not bee 10s of Thousands.

I think it's cheaper to find one off of Craigslist.

[DSM4Life]

Time I can understand because they want to be sure the children arent being mistreated. A year with interviews, ok I'm good with that but costing 30K are you fuking kiddig me !

[talldutch]

Friends of mine went to a whole proces of adopting a girl for Vietnam. It takes a year to get approval here in the UK before you are eligible to look for a child. Here is a website about two fathers (Dutch fathers ) who live in the US and adopted childeren.
www.feel-good-families.com . Good luck

[DSM4Life]

Thank you for link Dutch.

[Shol'va]

Just let me know what fruit you want me to eat depending on the flavor you want.

Bananas And Apple And Grapes. That way I'll get my daily supply of Potassium, Vitamin C, Antioxidant Protein shake. I'll need it 2 to 3 times a day. Are you up to it?

[Shol'va]

I have a friend of a friend twice removed that uses steroids . I personally would never never ever use them as they are illegal and I always follow the letter of the law....... But anyways this 2X friends twice removed claims that when he injects in his upper quads that it always seems to hurt like someone gave him a kick in the muscle for a few days then it goes away. Do you know anyone else like some strangers on a subway that you might have happened to over hear talking about this? I was just curious if it is normal so that I can tell my friend of the friend twice removed about it.

[DSM4Life]

I have a friend of a friend twice removed that uses steroids. I personally would never never ever use them as they are illegal and I always follow the letter of the law....... But anyways this 2X friends twice removed claims that when he injects in his upper quads that it always seems to hurt like someone gave him a kick in the muscle for a few days then it goes away. Do you know anyone else like some strangers on a subway that you might have happened to over hear talking about this? I was just curious if it is normal so that I can tell my friend of the friend twice removed about it.

Hitting quads always hurt my.....friends quads for a few days. He use to even make it a point to hit quads at the start of the week and schedule his leg without at the end of the week so they wouldn't interfere with each other.

[Shol'va]

Hitting quads always hurt my.....friends quads for a few days. He use to even make it a point to hit quads at the start of the week and schedule his leg without at the end of the week so they wouldn't interfere with each other.

Thanx for the tip I'll change up my ...er um I'll tell that friend of the friend 2x removed to change up his workout routine and the problem will be solved.

[Skyler]

I love injecting my quads. Best place ever. i could inject all day. Never hurts during, never sore after. I will even work my legs the day before, day of, day after, etc of a quad injection.
I have a friend over right now. He is looking over my shoulder with a beer in his hand and he wanted me to randomly add
STICK YOUR DICK IN IT
That is all.

[DSM4Life]

I love injecting my quads. Best place ever. i could inject all day. Never hurts during, never sore after. I will even work my legs the day before, day of, day after, etc of a quad injection.
I have a friend over right now. He is looking over my shoulder with a beer in his hand and he wanted me to randomly add
STICK YOUR DICK IN IT
That is all.

I like your friend already.

[Shol'va]

That goes X2 for me also, and I aleady have a great spot picked out for that stick your dick in it to win it for a minute. But of course I've been pinned there several times before too.

[Shol'va]

Hey D I've been reading the posts to Doing Anal and it got me to thinking about my starfish. Its taken quite the pounding over the last few years but fortunately through diet and exercise it bounces back no matter how much deep sea penetration it recieves. There is something to be said about exercise for keeping your starfish happy and healthy. A tight, healthy starfish keeps both the predators and prey happy campers.

[DSM4Life]

Hey D I've been reading the posts to Doing Anal and it got me to thinking about my starfish. Its taken quite the pounding over the last few years but fortunately through diet and exercise it bounces back no matter how much deep sea penetration it recieves. There is something to be said about exercise for keeping your starfish happy and healthy. A tight, healthy starfish keeps both the predators and prey happy campers.

Sometimes I welcome predators.

[Shol'va]

24 more hours of political Sarah Palin Tea Party Bull Sh*t to go.....YEAH... Then its all over...WHEW! I don't know about you but I'm tired of those stupid ads about the Democrats being accused of being satan incarnate and liars and cheaters and whores...oh my!
People seem to be so quick to want to throw out the Democrats after just 2 years in office, when they let the Repubs stay in office for 8 years, start 2 wars, one on the premise of Irag having weapons of mass destruction, which by the way none have been found, and the other to get and kill Osama Bin Hiding. Hows that been going for us? Are Americans' Memories shorter than my peter?

[DSM4Life]

I think I am pretty much done with voting. I just don't give a flying f*** anymore. Everyone lies, everyone cheats. I'll buy a home , have a child and live my life.

[Skyler]

I need fashion advice.
Ok, so this Saturday I am going to a formal military ball. Instead of wearing my Class A's, I am going to wear a civilian suit.
I love most things related to the 1920's to 1940's.
So, the suit I am going to wear is a Brown Double Breasted Pinstripe.
What I need to know is, how can I take this classic 1940's style suit, but add a good modern fashion flare to it? Like, what would be the best color and style of shirt to wear? What about the tie? Also, Should I wear my silver, round, black faced army watch, or should I wear my square, low profile, gold, brown leather band watch?
Any advice on shoes?
I used to have several suits to choose from, but with my current size and build, this one fits me best, and I just like the old school cut.

Any advice?

[DSM4Life]

I am not a huge fan of the brown as i prefer black suits but the number one rule GET IT TAILORED ! If the suit cost 100.00 run away. Tie depends on what color shirt, ill list a few pics and shoes are easy, brown. I wouldn't wear a black/silver watch with a brown suit. If anything maybe a brown leather band watch with a tan/cream color face.





first one is listed for the tie/shirt combo. I prefer the second style suit, the 3 button.

[Skyler]

I just realized I got paid a bit more than I was expecting. So I am thinking of buying a new suit. I am thinking of a Black suit, Black shirt, White tie. I want the suit to be a two button, but only have the top buttoned. I want the shirt to be pretty basic, but I do not want to button the collar, and i would like to wear the tie slightly loose around my neck, so i have the formal but comfortable look.
Is this something that could be pulled off with this combo? Or would I look bad?

[DSM4Life]

You say you are going for the "comfortable look" but what your going to get is a sloppy look. If you are getting in a suit you should be doing it to look good not be comfortable. As far the matching color shirt/tie I say no go. Me personally wouldn't go with a straight black suit. I like black with a thin light pin strip, nice fitted shirt and new tie. Top two buttons get button, leave the last unbuttoned (on 3 button jacket). Suit don have to be super expensive but you don't want it to be cheap either. You have a Mens warehouse close by you ? You can get a decent suit tailored in store for a decent price. They can also get you a shirt tie. They have shoes as well but I think they are a little pricey so you might want to get the shoes elsewhere. After you first decide on a suit of course.

Again, get the suit tailored! That's my golden rule.
This is more my style (we are all different).

[Shol'va]

Watched some dishnet tv last night and no political ads to be seen. Life is good again....for a while.

[DSM4Life]

Same here. Glad its over.

[jbm]

how are you?

[Shol'va]

[DSM4Life]

Second guy has a really hot body.

[Shol'va]

Yep I picked him out just for you. It was time for some more nice pics on your thread.

[DSM4Life]

[UberSteroids]

Hey DSM,

What are some of the best ways to keep your disco ballz nice, clean and fresh all the time? Besides regular showering etc. I am talking any special lotion or something.

Thanks man.