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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Ask her if she'll shave your ball hair?
    Oh yah..... see how that goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    They are very comfortable....



    That bastard!
    ahem.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    my dad gets his haircut by the same chick...ive been goin there my whole life.... i guess she was tellin my dad that her hsband gets really jealous....my dad said that the husband came in and after she cut my hair he saw me leaving and he asked her if i was one of her bodybuilder musclehead boyfriends that stoped by to see her.

    she has been goin to the gym religiously for a year now and me and her talk about it all the time.....

    she wants the vanduhllycack..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    You da man!!



    duhlly.. here we are with the vanduccifuno again.. two days in a row.. we're doing good.. makes me want to drink...



    good luck gt.. better hit the books dude.



    Ask her if she'll shave your ball hair?
    i hope you mean the Vanduzzifuno...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Oh yah..... see how that goes
    just a lil trim..

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ahem.......
    Well fuk..... I told you not to share that pic with anyone!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    she wants the vanduhllycack..
    Agreed.... and you gotta give the ladies what they want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Sb.. what happenin' capt'n?
    not much boss. we are slow at work so my hours are cut so i dont get alot of time to whore plus when i am here the boss walks around to make sure im working

    how have you been

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i hope you mean the Vanduzzifuno...........
    oh ya... edited.. lol

    zz.. not cc.. .what am I thinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i hope you mean the Vanduzzifuno...........
    Thats what I was thinking... I was wondering why I was left out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    oh ya... edited.. lol

    zz.. not cc.. .what am I thinking?
    You weren't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Well fuk..... I told you not to share that pic with anyone!!



    Agreed.... and you gotta give the ladies what they want.
    ugh i know....but were lookin at an extremely jealous husband situation...and nobody needs a jealous husband on their ass for feeding their wife the cack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    oh ya... edited.. lol

    zz.. not cc.. .what am I thinking?
    its ok...you just need a vanduzzifuno or two and youll be back on track

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    not much boss. we are slow at work so my hours are cut so i dont get alot of time to whore plus when i am here the boss walks around to make sure im working

    how have you been
    Good man.. same sh*t diff day, ya know?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You weren't
    Ouch the chairshot.!!

    Reason for editing: forgot how to spell

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    its ok...you just need a vanduzzifuno or two and youll be back on track

    hell yeah.. i got all the tools within arms length as well.. sh*t i'm having a rough day too. I may endulge after the gym tonight..

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    cals in the hizzy.. what the jizz count up to today.... 5-6 times already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    hell yeah.. i got all the tools within arms length as well.. sh*t i'm having a rough day too. I may endulge after the gym tonight..
    yo igi can you do me afavor and write down the recipe on here...i forgot it and i really wanna try one soon...possbly this weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    ugh i know....but were lookin at an extremely jealous husband situation...and nobody needs a jealous husband on their ass for feeding their wife the cack
    Yah.... maybe it's best you just dodge this bullet.... Even though I think I'm always right, I might now be this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Yah.... maybe it's best you just dodge this bullet.... Even though I think I'm always right, I might now be this time.
    tuzzi....whenever i need guidance...i turn to your tagline under your name....it helps me...

    its common sense to just dodge it i think....but sweet baby jesus its tempting

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    Hey.... sorry to do this in the whore thred but.... Serious Question.

    I am 3 weeks into this prop cycle and my sex drive is not way up. It comes sporadically on different days.... but no real increase overall. Might this be related to my lack of sleep and high stress I am going through right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Well fuk..... I told you not to share that pic with anyone!!



    Agreed.... and you gotta give the ladies what they want.
    i havent shown them the picture of u in pink panty....i still wanna poke my eyes out after seeing that though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Hey.... sorry to do this in the whore thred but.... Serious Question.

    I am 3 weeks into this prop cycle and my sex drive is not way up. It comes sporadically on different days.... but no real increase overall. Might this be related to my lack of sleep and high stress I am going through right now?
    nah it just u..........


    on a serious note stress can fvck u up

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    tuzzi....whenever i need guidance...i turn to your tagline under your name....it helps me...

    its common sense to just dodge it i think....but sweet baby jesus its tempting
    Well, glad to hear my title helps.... but lets put it to rest and agree.... Duhlly will not be fuking any married women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Hey.... sorry to do this in the whore thred but.... Serious Question.

    I am 3 weeks into this prop cycle and my sex drive is not way up. It comes sporadically on different days.... but no real increase overall. Might this be related to my lack of sleep and high stress I am going through right now?
    i think stress and lack of sleep are directly related to anything hormonal/ mood.....id say yes in this situation....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    cals in the hizzy.. what the jizz count up to today.... 5-6 times already?
    nothing today had to wrap up a drama.......so jizz count =0

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i havent shown them the picture of u in pink panty....i still wanna poke my eyes out after seeing that though
    Well you might as well show em' if you're gonna talk about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nah it just u..........


    on a serious note stress can fvck u up
    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i think stress and lack of sleep are directly related to anything hormonal/ mood.....id say yes in this situation....
    Yah.... thats what I am thinking.... I have waaaay too much stress in my life for a 26 almost 27 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Well you might as well show em' if you're gonna talk about it.

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    Cal, how long did he say for delivery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
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    Intelligence at its finest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Yah.... thats what I am thinking.... I have waaaay too much stress in my life for a 26 almost 27 year old.
    u me and KP needs to hang out more seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    good cop, bad cop, gay cop

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u me and KP needs to hang out more seriously
    Bert, I hope to god I he's not turning gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Cal, how long did he say for delivery?
    he will send out tomorrow............so early next week

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u me and KP needs to hang out more seriously
    Agreed... I just need to free up some time... I am a disaster right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Bert, I hope to god I he's not turning gay
    i cant afford more drama........so i cant turn gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    he will send out tomorrow............so early next week
    from calgary or further?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Agreed... I just need to free up some time... I am a disaster right now
    i will pm u later if u want to talk on BB messenger

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    tuzzi....whenever i need guidance...i turn to your tagline under your name....it helps me...

    its common sense to just dodge it i think....but sweet baby jesus its tempting
    listen to your dad. example: I know what i'd do if somebody was even just trying to bang my wife. It really flicks some sort of primal switch just thinking about it.


    and hamstrings are soooo easy to cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i cant afford more drama........so i cant turn gay
    me neither... Im too sensitive.

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