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    dammit, I dont even have 25 posts today... damn work getting in the way again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    listen to your dad. example: I know what i'd do if somebody was even just trying to bang my wife. It really flicks some sort of primal switch just thinking about it.


    and hamstrings are soooo easy to cut.
    case closed. i will not be approaching her.


    i like my hammys the way they are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Bert, I hope to god I he's not turning gay
    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i cant afford more drama........so i cant turn gay
    What the fuk is that all about???

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    i will pm u later if u want to talk on BB messenger

    Just work shit.... I could tell you about it in person.... too much to type. You'd be reading for a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    me neither... Im too sensitive.
    on ur balls can do that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    What the fuk is that all about???




    Just work shit.... I could tell you about it in person.... too much to type. You'd be reading for a week
    NM KP just being an ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    yo igi can you do me afavor and write down the recipe on here...i forgot it and i really wanna try one soon...possbly this weekend
    Its quite simple actually and all depends on your liking: fill up blender (or bullet) with desired amount of ice (depending on how slushy you like it), add vodka (as much or as little as you like, depending on how much of a badass you are), add one or two scoops protien (depending on desired thickness), add bananna and strawberries (as much or as little as you like).. blend, drink, repeat..

    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Hey.... sorry to do this in the whore thred but.... Serious Question.

    I am 3 weeks into this prop cycle and my sex drive is not way up. It comes sporadically on different days.... but no real increase overall. Might this be related to my lack of sleep and high stress I am going through right now?
    Could be bro. Its not uncommon at all for fatigue to set in during cycle, especially if you're not getting the appropriate amount of rest and if you have a lot of stress. You really need to get rest Bert, i know I'm preaching to the choir but its of utmost importance to maximize your growth. I know with stress comes inconsistant eating patterns as well so watch that as well. In the meantime, if coffee isn't doing the trick, you could consider a "fat burn" type supplement for energy puposes but I hate to even recommend that since it could counter your goals surrounding growth. But you may end up only sacrificing a few lbs for a higher level of energy. Again, I hate to recommend supplements to make up for lost sleep becuase that's really not the correct way to go, but I've done it in an effort to keep the intensity going in the gym in times of high stress, lack of sleep or both.

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nothing today had to wrap up a drama.......so jizz count =0
    Shocked... how about now? Still zero.. ?

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    terd burglars
    I'm telling..

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    NM KP just being an ass
    Don't worry... I'm not that sensitive

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    A man gets onto a bus with some golf balls in his trouser pockets, after a while the lady sitting next to starts to stare, he offers the simple line "golf balls" and shrugs his shoulders, she asks "is it like tennis elbow, or more painful"...................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    dammit, I dont even have 25 posts today... damn work getting in the way again.
    I know how that is.. I'm actually slacking today and I really shouldn't be..

    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    case closed. i will not be approaching her.


    i like my hammys the way they are
    haha.. pvssy!!! I bet you change your mind next time you see her or she texts you.

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    NM KP just pounding some ass
    Fixed... much better.

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    "a new member bum rushes a whore thread without a polite introduction.................the whores ask....why oh why did he not introduce himself......"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I know how that is.. I'm actually slacking today and I really shouldn't be..



    haha.. pvssy!!! I bet you change your mind next time you see her or she texts you.



    Fixed... much better.
    i want a blowjob from her....really really bad....that way i dont fukk her persay....or maybe even anal....no sacrd birth canal penetration...plus i feel safer cumming in her ass....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay dee View Post
    A man gets onto a bus with some golf balls in his trouser pockets, after a while the lady sitting next to starts to stare, he offers the simple line "golf balls" and shrugs his shoulders, she asks "is it like tennis elbow, or more painful"...................
    What are your STATS?!!!!!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Could be bro. Its not uncommon at all for fatigue to set in during cycle, especially if you're not getting the appropriate amount of rest and if you have a lot of stress. You really need to get rest Bert, i know I'm preaching to the choir but its of utmost importance to maximize your growth. I know with stress comes inconsistant eating patterns as well so watch that as well. In the meantime, if coffee isn't doing the trick, you could consider a "fat burn" type supplement for energy puposes but I hate to even recommend that since it could counter your goals surrounding growth. But you may end up only sacrificing a few lbs for a higher level of energy. Again, I hate to recommend supplements to make up for lost sleep becuase that's really not the correct way to go, but I've done it in an effort to keep the intensity going in the gym in times of high stress, lack of sleep or both.

    I am lucky to get 6 hours of sleep a night and its not quality.... I wake up all night. I have to find a way to get more sleep, I dunno. I know thats why my workout sucked last night. My eating pattern stays the same no matter what, so thats a good thing.

    Thanks for the input, as always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I am lucky to get 6 hours of sleep a night and its not quality.... I wake up all night. I have to find a way to get more sleep, I dunno. I know thats why my workout sucked last night. My eating pattern stays the same no matter what, so thats a good thing.

    Thanks for the input, as always.
    u gotta bang ur wife for a good hour or two....get super tired out and then get a good night sleep..

    also look into a sleep number matress haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jay dee View Post
    A man gets onto a bus with some golf balls in his trouser pockets, after a while the lady sitting next to starts to stare, he offers the simple line "golf balls" and shrugs his shoulders, she asks "is it like tennis elbow, or more painful"...................
    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    "a new member bum rushes a whore thread without a polite introduction.................the whores ask....why oh why did he not introduce himself......"
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    What are your STATS?!!!!!!??
    WTF? "What are your stats?" Pure comedy!

    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i want a blowjob from her....really really bad....that way i dont fukk her persay....or maybe even anal....no sacrd birth canal penetration...plus i feel safer cumming in her ass....

    Now.... you are one sick twisted fuk.... you have to be with logic like that.... I love it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    u gotta bang ur wife for a good hour or two....get super tired out and then get a good night sleep..

    also look into a sleep number matress haha
    Fuk we went from 11:15pm last night till 1:45am but I took a shower in between.... Just got home from the gym and ate then went down on her.... then had to shower before going any further.... then went nuts for 1.5 hours.... It was good but kept me up too late! Fell asleep right after but was up at 8am....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    "a new member bum rushes a whore thread without a polite introduction.................the whores ask....why oh why did he not introduce himself......"
    That's funnier than the joke..

    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i want a blowjob from her....really really bad....that way i dont fukk her persay....or maybe even anal....no sacrd birth canal penetration...plus i feel safer cumming in her ass....
    LMAO.. you're on a roll.. haha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I am lucky to get 6 hours of sleep a night and its not quality.... I wake up all night. I have to find a way to get more sleep, I dunno. I know thats why my workout sucked last night. My eating pattern stays the same no matter what, so thats a good thing.

    Thanks for the input, as always.
    Hey what ever happened at the docs? I don't remember you ever talking about the outcome.. did he diagnose you with anything or perscribe you anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Hey what ever happened at the docs? I don't remember you ever talking about the outcome.. did he diagnose you with anything or perscribe you anything?
    I didn't go yet.... I know... I'm an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    WTF? "What are your stats?" Pure comedy!


    LOL that ws pretty funny ender...

    Now.... you are one sick twisted fuk.... you have to be with logic like that.... I love it!!
    yeah im pretty ****ed up...




    OFF TO THE GYM!!!! DOIN THE WHEELS TODAY (IGI) tuzzi...ur a dirty whore who needs some sleep!!!...ender....youre "the comedic voice of reason" (new tagline for you)

    cal....you gotta get that Jiz count up..this is unlike you with a count of zero this far into the day....

    igi...your my nigga...ill talk to you soon brutha

    peace whores!

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    NM KP pounding ass in his dreams
    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    Fixed... much better.
    fixed again

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    yeah im pretty ****ed up...




    OFF TO THE GYM!!!! DOIN THE WHEELS TODAY (IGI) tuzzi...ur a dirty whore who needs some sleep!!!...ender....youre "the comedic voice of reason" (new tagline for you)

    cal....you gotta get that Jiz count up..this is unlike you with a count of zero this far into the day....

    igi...your my nigga...ill talk to you soon brutha

    peace whores!

    I know I am sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    case closed. i will not be approaching her.


    i like my hammys the way they are
    It's called home wrecking for a reason.

    you'd pretty much need to be prepared to be the cause of a divorce as well as retallation.

    Somebody losing his wife, kids, as well as half his assets is more than enough to make a guy hide under your car with a straight razor, waiting to see your ankles.

    And he doesn't have to be bad ass or big to do that. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I didn't go yet.... I know... I'm an idiot
    look at ur title.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    look at ur title.....
    Ouch!

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    REED!!!

    hows it go brother??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I didn't go yet.... I know... I'm an idiot
    Don't make me come up there and drag your ass to a doc. If I do, I'll feed you roofies and you'll wake up with undesireable tattoos and piercings..



    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    yeah im pretty ****ed up...




    OFF TO THE GYM!!!! DOIN THE WHEELS TODAY (IGI) tuzzi...ur a dirty whore who needs some sleep!!!...ender....youre "the comedic voice of reason" (new tagline for you)

    cal....you gotta get that Jiz count up..this is unlike you with a count of zero this far into the day....

    igi...your my nigga...ill talk to you soon brutha

    peace whores!
    Hit them wheels you whore..

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    look at ur title.....
    You deserved that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Don't make me come up there and drag your ass to a doc. If I do, I'll feed you roofies and you'll wake up with undesireable tattoos and piercings..




    You deserved that..
    I'll get it done.... I promise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I'll get it done.... I promise
    You'd better.. It would be interesting seeing you try to drink coffee with that mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    You'd better.. It would be interesting seeing you try to drink coffee with that mouth...
    It would be interesting seeing me try to do anything with that mouth... Starting with basic speech

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    good ender good. i gotta bail now. but ill be on later

    take care whores

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    Fridays plan: Tetanis shot in my ass.....

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    The damn emails just won't stop coming in.. I've gotten over 100 today.. I want to suplex my laptop and throw a fast ball with my blackberry. I think I'll make some salmon and rice..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Well.....

    - Hepatitis A shot in my right tricep

    - Hepatitis B shot in my left delt

    - Teberculosis test in my left forearm

    Fridays plan: Tetanis shot in my ass.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    The damn emails just won't stop coming in.. I've gotten over 100 today.. I want to suplex my laptop and throw a fast ball with my blackberry. I think I'll make some salmon and rice..
    That's how I feel.... I just deleted 48 emails on my BB from this morning alone.

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    I hate that feeling.. with today's work volume, coupled with me slacking off on the board.. it only means one thing.. PM work which is annoying. Must go to the gym today as well...

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    I'm skipping the gym today and pushing it to tomorrow.... I am jsut too tired and I know my workout will suffer. Gonna go home, relax and play some COD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I'm skipping the gym today and pushing it to tomorrow.... I am jsut too tired and I know my workout will suffer. Gonna go home, relax and play some COD
    on what?

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    "i wanna live a life of celibacy"

    my respond...."well you can still blow me"

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