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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    I've got a boner
    Thats perfectly normal, im possibly the best looking chap here ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    Thats perfectly normal, im possibly the best looking chap here ...
    if thats you in your avi yes possibly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    if thats you in your avi yes possibly
    If thats him in his avi I would ask if I can borrow his ass tonight

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    Dans from steel city

    He's Fugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    If thats him in his avi I would ask if I can borrow his ass tonight
    Not sure about borrowing...maybe concider buying??? you can be my first customer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Im here to stay
    You Play COD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You Play COD?
    isnt that a fish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    isnt that a fish?
    To you, yes.... to Video Game nerds.... no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Dans from steel city

    He's Fugly
    Manicc lives in a small town on the edge of my city...ill give you a little insight, he may actually live in here some where



    oj son

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    Manicc lives in a small town on the edge of my city...ill give you a little insight, he may actually live in here some where



    oj son
    looks like my ex's place... pig

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    I have beat every COD there is, minus Modern warfare2 only because I do not own a PS3

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    its good for 15mins average intensity, i dont know what my problem is no doc can put a finger on it either, i itch when hot but its not just a sctatch here and there i feel like f*cking screaming all over my body head to toe, its real intense and drives me nuts and i have to give in...or id poss kill someone . iv had blood tests the lot and had no answer had the problem for years, used creams for my skin bla bla bla. nothing works. When i come off the treadmill it looks like iv spent ten mins locked up with a lion....
    No sh*t? that's weird as hell..

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    nite fellas.....

    ~Haz~
    Early nap today? its not even 7? worked a triple shift?

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    Don't hate me
    That's what I'm sayin'

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    I've got a boner
    I had a boner..

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    Im out, gotta be up early to drive 2hours to do an exam, take care
    good luck gt.. let us know how it goes. hope you got some good cramtime in.

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    Its becoming the norm, man i cant even f*ck in peace

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    Dan thats harsh..... my rooms a little tidier

    Yeah on 360 bert

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    Its becoming the norm, man i cant even f*ck in peace
    I find it hard to fvck and piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I find it hard to fvck and piss.
    I find it hard to fvck when I have to piss...and I'm always horniest in the morning too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Dan thats harsh..... my rooms a little tidier

    Yeah on 360 bert
    i darent face mine , that pic above is only half of what i chucked out earlier...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Dan thats harsh..... my rooms a little tidier

    Yeah on 360 bert
    Shit.... Too bad. I play Search & Destroy.... Finally getting the hang of this MW2 and all the bullshit that comes with it. I've been 10th Prestige for a while now but I don't like it compared to COD4. I am pure animal at COD4.... ranked in the top 10 000 in the world.... I know I'm a nerd. Funny thing is, I hate video games but fell in love with COD 2 years ago. I don't play any vids except COD4 or MW2

    MW2 I am ranked like 3 million or some stupid shit, but I'm still an animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I find it hard to fvck when I have to piss...and I'm always horniest in the morning too.
    worst thing ever was a couple years ago (ok, maybe 5ish) I was on vacation with my girl and she woke me up in the morning, started storkin me hard then got on top to ride... I had to piss so bad and almost burst every time she slid down... eventually had to toss her aside and got take a piss. Completely ruined the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I find it hard to fvck when I have to piss...and I'm always horniest in the morning too.
    yeah I'm the same way.. I prefer pissing before fvcking.. I have friends, however, who swear by fvcking while they need to piss, based on the notion that it helps them go forever without busting a load..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Shit.... Too bad. I play Search & Destroy.... Finally getting the hang of this MW2 and all the bullshit that comes with it. I've been 10th Prestige for a while now but I don't like it compared to COD4. I am pure animal at COD4.... ranked in the top 10 000 in the world.... I know I'm a nerd. Funny thing is, I hate video games but fell in love with COD 2 years ago. I don't play any vids except COD4 or MW2

    MW2 I am ranked like 3 million or some stupid shit, but I'm still an animal.
    SHIT!!

    You guys have way to much time on your hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    worst thing ever was a couple years ago (ok, maybe 5ish) I was on vacation with my girl and she woke me up in the morning, started storkin me hard then got on top to ride... I had to piss so bad and almost burst every time she slid down... eventually had to toss her aside and got take a piss. Completely ruined the moment.
    classic..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    worst thing ever was a couple years ago (ok, maybe 5ish) I was on vacation with my girl and she woke me up in the morning, started storkin me hard then got on top to ride... I had to piss so bad and almost burst every time she slid down... eventually had to toss her aside and got take a piss. Completely ruined the moment.


    Thats funny, the time KP almost got lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Shit.... Too bad. I play Search & Destroy.... Finally getting the hang of this MW2 and all the bullshit that comes with it. I've been 10th Prestige for a while now but I don't like it compared to COD4. I am pure animal at COD4.... ranked in the top 10 000 in the world.... I know I'm a nerd. Funny thing is, I hate video games but fell in love with COD 2 years ago. I don't play any vids except COD4 or MW2

    MW2 I am ranked like 3 million or some stupid shit, but I'm still an animal.
    Bert seriously, I would slap you

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    SHIT!!

    You guys have way to much time on your hands
    Ya.... my life consists of Work, Diet, Gym, COD and my GF.... nothing else.... rather boring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Bert seriously, I would slap you
    At what?? MW2 or COD4??

    MW2.... maybe.

    COD4.... You don't have a hope.... don't make me go buy an Xbox to prove it.

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    Anyone got one of these.. airsoft guns? I got this one a couple years ago and they're fun as hell. They hurt too.. put you down..


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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post


    Thats funny, the time KP almost got lucky
    yah, the good ol days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ya.... my life consists of Work, Diet, Gym, COD and my GF.... nothing else.... rather boring.
    bro, your girl might read this, edit it to put her first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    worst thing ever was a couple years ago (ok, maybe 5ish) I was on vacation with my girl and she woke me up in the morning, started storkin me hard then got on top to ride... I had to piss so bad and almost burst every time she slid down... eventually had to toss her aside and got take a piss. Completely ruined the moment.
    Ah bro, I've stopped mid stroke more than once to piss, especially if its been a drinking night and we are bumping pelvis' hard...ya know cuz i have a small penis, so we hit each others pelvis. Nothing wrong with that, i'm still a rockstar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    bro, your girl might read this, edit it to put her first
    Nah... I'm safe

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    Down the gym in six hour, that leaves me 5hour sleep. best shoot. have fun, god bless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    yeah I'm the same way.. I prefer pissing before fvcking.. I have friends, however, who swear by fvcking while they need to piss, based on the notion that it helps them go forever without busting a load..
    Dude if there is one thing I got going, its stamina. I can control the manbeef like a champ. Rather they want it 2 minutes or 2 hours, I can do it either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Ah bro, I've stopped mid stroke more than once to piss, especially if its been a drinking night and we are bumping pelvis' hard...ya know cuz i have a small penis, so we hit each others pelvis. Nothing wrong with that, i'm still a rockstar
    no worries, some of us have to keep the averages down so others can look good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Dude if there is one thing I got going, its stamina. I can control the manbeef like a champ. Rather they want it 2 minutes or 2 hours, I can do it either way.

    Good man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    no worries, some of us have to keep the averages down so others can look good.
    Haha I am average, and truth be told, probably one of the few guys who could care less to be hung like a horse. I got my shit mastered

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Dude if there is one thing I got going, its stamina. I can control the manbeef like a champ. Rather they want it 2 minutes or 2 hours, I can do it either way.
    I like the 2 mins idea... that way Im done before the microwave popcorn is so I can watch a movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Good man...
    Yes, I actually made my wife that bet on our 2nd date...I could control when I cum...I can make it last 2 minutes or 2 hrs, her choice....actually I may have said 3 minutes or 3 hrs

    I have been known to do it.

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    Bert seriously, no chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Yes, I actually made my wife that bet on our 2nd date...I could control when I cum...I can make it last 2 minutes or 2 hrs, her choice....actually I may have said 3 minutes or 3 hrs

    I have been known to do it.
    Nice caviat to the sack for a 2nd date.. pretty smooth..haha.. seems like it worked.

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    Bert seriously, no chance
    Do I hear a challenge?

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