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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Why do i always think kp is from Austrailia?

    When i know he's from iraq.
    mofo, thats a Jihad on your head now

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    its a huge syringe. paint is supposed to go in. instead, beer goes in and somebody shoots it down your throat at light speed. goes down easier than water somehow. you can do a 16oz beer in like 2-3seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    you tell me
    well, lunch was 22 hours ago... I think I had some of my chicken stew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post



    delicious. just delicious. I'll pour a good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    its a huge syringe. paint is supposed to go in. instead, beer goes in and somebody shoots it down your throat at light speed. goes down easier than water somehow. you can do a 16oz beer in like 2-3seconds
    awesome, sounds like a beer embolism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, its what I want to shove in your avi's ass.
    You and me both

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    ok so, my concern about tending bar: I don't know JACK about sports. I can't bicker with my regulars about anything regarding sports. I have some serious homework to do. i don't know even the most basic of basics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    mofo, thats a Jihad on your head now
    Oh now its on....Jihad back at you mofo'er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    ok so, my concern about tending bar: I don't know JACK about sports. I can't bicker with my regulars about anything regarding sports. I have some serious homework to do. i don't know even the most basic of basics
    this is easy, just assume Canada wins all hockey tournaments, be sure to know your football and always slam the opposition of who ever the boys are talking about and if all esle fails, point to the girl with the best ass in the bar to break the tension

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Oh now its on....Jihad back at you mofo'er.
    you have dishounred my family... you must die infidel

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    hahahha ok, advice taken. I shall begin teaching myself the basics about fball and baseball tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    ok so, my concern about tending bar: I don't know JACK about sports. I can't bicker with my regulars about anything regarding sports. I have some serious homework to do. i don't know even the most basic of basics
    if the regs are sports fans im sure ull pick up on a few thigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    hahahha ok, advice taken. I shall begin teaching myself the basics about fball and baseball tomorrow
    I know everything about baseball pm me if you have any questions sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    hahahha ok, advice taken. I shall begin teaching myself the basics about fball and baseball tomorrow
    baseball? where are you located?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    its a huge syringe. paint is supposed to go in. instead, beer goes in and somebody shoots it down your throat at light speed. goes down easier than water somehow. you can do a 16oz beer in like 2-3seconds
    whats that...a pint?

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    I'm in wisconsin. i say baseball just cause isn't the season still going strong? like only 2/3done?

    all the chicks around here know everything about baseball

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    thanks, gymhero. I will probably end up taking advantage of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    I'm in wisconsin. i say baseball just cause isn't the season still going strong? like only 2/3done?

    all the chicks around here know everything about baseball
    no, they just like long hard objects...

    thought you were in Europe for some reason, stupid me...

    I meant football as in soccer, but that doesnt apply to Americans. Just take your 3 local teams Football, baseball and hockey and learn the players by numbers, this way when you see that number make a play or even better fvck up, you cant curse them and everyone will think you know what you're talking about

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    F*CK bantering over sports anyhow...if you dont like it, make your own banter, saves the ris of embarasing yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    no, they just like long hard objects...

    thought you were in Europe for some reason, stupid me...

    I meant football as in soccer, but that doesnt apply to Americans. Just take your 3 local teams Football, baseball and hockey and learn the players by numbers, this way when you see that number make a play or even better fvck up, you cant curse them and everyone will think you know what you're talking about
    hahahaha yea good idea. I'll do that too. I'll relax with a glass of wine and learn me some sports tomorrow!!

    alright my whores, thanks for helpin' me and letting me vent.

    gotta get ready for work and go get a healthy sub

    later taters

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    true, most people like bitching about their shitty days and wives/gf's... just listen and agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    F*CK bantering over sports anyhow...if you dont like it, make your own banter, saves the ris of embarasing yourself
    this is a very very very good point. and I think I'll take more of this route. but I'll still learn a bit about sports =)

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    Anyhow im out, i have some drinking to attend to. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    have fun... take a shot for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    this is a very very very good point. and I think I'll take more of this route. but I'll still learn a bit about sports =)
    I think you will find most people will banter with you first so just play from whatever they say

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    just wear a smile and be polite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    have fun... take a shot for me.
    will do.

    take it easy fellas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    mofo, thats a Jihad on your head now
    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Oh now its on....Jihad back at you mofo'er.
    u meant Fatwa???

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    I want to share this with all you whores who r not lookint at my other thread. You are welcome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygVt5...has_verified=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Im going to the board of true gangstas

    later.
    How dare you.

    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Why do i always think kp is from Austrailia?

    When i know he's from iraq.
    I thought he was from Indonesia?

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u meant Fatwa???
    Fat what? Can't you take your mind off of fatties for two seconds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    How dare you.



    I thought he was from Indonesia?



    Fat what? Can't you take your mind off of fatties for two seconds?
    Nevermind

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u meant Fatwa???
    Yeah thats the one cal

    KP im gonna fatwa you Mofo'er

    Then when thats done im declare jihad on your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Yeah thats the one cal

    KP im gonna fatwa you Mofo'er

    Then when thats done im declare jihad on your ass
    nah if u issue the correct fatwa u dont need to Jihad him he will be dead by then

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nah if u issue the correct fatwa u dont need to Jihad him he will be dead by then
    You can tell me what fatwa to buy

    And once he is dead i still want to jihad him to make sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    You can tell me what fatwa to buy

    And once he is dead i still want to jihad him to make sure
    u need to issue a fatwa and some one will kill him for u for free.........thats why not everyone can issue a fatwa. Plus dont look at me I dont listen to Fatwa.....fat asses on the other hand.......

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