dukkits international house o whores

[DanB]

My face is swelled up like the goodyear blimp.

i heard thats a good look this year . . . . .

[jasc]

haven't been able to log on for nearly 30 min.. was gettin worried that I'd actually have to do some work today

[jasc]

Whats up Dan

How's ye weather over there?

[DanB]

it ireland bro about 8 celcius, kinda sunny but is a fake sun with no heat, plenty of wind and could turn to torrential rain at any moment

so just a normal day

[DanB]

dan needs back out of this country asap

[DanB]

dan also needs to tan

[DanB]

but dan is afraid because he dosnt like tan lines and therefore is risking serious damage to very valuable parts of his body

[DanB]

but he shall soldier on and do ten mins later on tonight

[DanB]

my god damn nose started pumping blood this morning for no reason

[DanB]

i think it may of been a pre emptive measure by it because it knows im sparring tonight

[DanB]

so what up whores where you all gone?

[DanB]

place is hopping when dan isnt here then empty when i turn up

[DanB]

is there a message i should be getting here?

[jasc]

what tan lines? use a sock n go in the nude.. if you get a tan line on your junk it's a good excuse to show it to the girl at the desk

[DanB]

ah well fvck it sure im used to talking to myself, i do it all the time i shall keep going

[DanB]

what tan lines? use a sock n go in the nude.. if you get a tan line on your junk it's a good excuse to show it to the girl at the desk

u fvcking genious i never taught of that before hahaha

[jasc]

whore-on brotha

[DanB]

so where was i?

[DanB]

oh yeah this weekend i shall be crowned a superstar dj

[Sgt. Hartman]

it ireland bro about 8 celcius, kinda sunny but is a fake sun with no heat, plenty of wind and could turn to torrential rain at any moment

so just a normal day

That's depressing as hell. It's 79 here sunny and not a cloud in the sky.

That's 29.11 degrees celsius. What's the deal with celsius anyway? I can roughly convert kg and km/hr in my head but celsius just sucks and I don't have a clue.

[DanB]

oh yes its true dan is back at it this weekend, poor neighbours

[jasc]

make sure you bring an extra sock so you don't have to put it back on
..

Unless the crabs are due for a fieldtrip

[DanB]

That's depressing as hell. It's 79 here sunny and not a cloud in the sky.

That's 29.11 degrees celsius. What's the deal with celsius anyway? I can roughly convert kg and km/hr in my head but celsius just sucks and I don't have a clue.

yeah im like that with the other one which i cannot spell

damn where u live again? its only march, we might get that for like 2 days a year but its very unlikely more like 25-26

i like celsius, 0 is freezing when it hits minus its damn cold so its easy for simple folk like myself

[jasc]

Time for lunch

[DanB]

make sure you bring an extra sock so you don't have to put it back on
..

Unless the crabs are due for a fieldtrip

hahaha no craps here bro, not at moment anyway

excellent advise all the same, i shall implement it later

[jasc]

looks like I'll be eatin chicken n brown rice

[DanB]

whats for lunch?

[DanB]

looks like I'll be eatin chicken n brown rice

hahahah

i just finished it for the third time today, but i had to cheat and put a little madras sauce on it, im getting damn sick of it

[jasc]

wear a vertically striped sock.. makes the johnson appear longer

[jasc]

madras sauce?

[DanB]

you not know it?

its indian hold on

[jasc]

got some fat free italian on mine

[jasc]

you not know it?

its indian hold on

never heard of it.. don't think I've ever eatin Indian food

[DanB]

[DanB]

its very nice, nice and hot

indian, chinese and thai style currys and dishes are very popular over here

[jasc]

Damnit.. my gf packed me 2 cups of brown rice instead of 1..

some nerve

[DanB]

simply because its called rip off ireland for good reason

they can cover cheap cut of meat in a spicy sauce and charge a fortune for it

they think dan dosnt know but he does

i shall also make that illegal someday

[DanB]

Damnit.. my gf packed me 2 cups of brown rice instead of 1..

some nerve

whats a cup?

i take 100gram uncooked

100gram is magic number for alot of things now that i think of it

[jasc]

Mmm curry's sound good...

my old roommate used to make authentic chinese curry chicken

[Sgt. Hartman]

Just pinned 100mg suspension. Leg workout shall be in 1 hour.

It's gonna be hard to stop taking the suspension for pre WO when I go off cycle......