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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Hookers n whiskey?

    You guys hiring?

    sounds like a good fit
    I think you would fit nice here

    eat 4 meals during the day

    maybe go to lunch at the gym for 2 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    You guys ever try Cholula (sp?) hot sauce?

    Axx said it was pretty good
    Yea I tried it, pretty good.

    I've been wanting to try sriracha sauce. Ever try that?

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    Got a new grill yesterday

    6 burner grill with sear burner

    I bet I can cook 8lbs of chicken breast in one load

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    Gonna fire that bad boy up tonight

    cook some chicken and turkey burgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    ever seen blue mountain state?

    I think you'd like it

    probably the funniest show on tv
    one of my favorite shows!!!!!

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    My buddy just got a new grill then his housing association sends out letters that grills arent allowed on properties.

    So im gonna take it off his hands.

    Just dont have a truck to pick it up yet.

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    Damn it, now I wanna grill

    I use my landlords all the time. Its a sweet grill.

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    My girlfriend just set up a laser hair removal appointment.

    Cant wait to lick that smooth skin.

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    Took 12mg of cialis yesterday cuz it was sitting around staring at me.

    Now Im getting 25% more random boners throughout the day.

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    Got someone coming over to meet the dog tonight.

    He is interested in adopting him.

    So cross your fingers for me whores.

    I dont want to be taking him for walks at 6am and 10pm all winter.

    Plus my apartment needs a good scrubbing to get his hair out of everywhere.

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    Morning degenerate sluts

    Laying in chiropractic office some hot chick just put electrodes on my low back

    Had a lot to say but I just went blank

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    My girlfriend just set up a laser hair removal appointment.

    Cant wait to lick that smooth skin.
    Umm so this is a different one

    Mexican, big booty, all those were just playmates, lol

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    AXx. I need to visit a chiro again.

    My last one fukked me up worse.

    So Im scared to go back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Umm so this is a different one

    Mexican, big booty, all those were just playmates, lol
    Let me break it down for you.

    I have a misses. (Im mad at her though.)

    A mistress.

    A girlfriend.

    Then random girls. AKA big booty and mexican.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    AXx. I need to visit a chiro again.

    My last one fukked me up worse.

    So Im scared to go back.
    Chiro is awesome

    Hadn't been I years

    Its wonderful

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

    Let me break it down for you.

    I have a misses. (Im mad at her though.)

    A mistress.

    A girlfriend.

    Then random girls. AKA big booty and mexican.
    Ahhhhh, I see

    Well I'm mad at my wife does that count

    She makes me yell and then tells me to go shoot up gear

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    Your wife sounds fun,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    whats going on today RC?
    thinking about going buy the new iphone

    not sure if i want to pull the trigger

    my left knee hurts

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Got someone coming over to meet the dog tonight.

    He is interested in adopting him.

    So cross your fingers for me whores.

    I dont want to be taking him for walks at 6am and 10pm all winter.

    Plus my apartment needs a good scrubbing to get his hair out of everywhere.
    you have had that dog a while

    fingers crossed

    you dirty slut

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    you have had that dog a while

    fingers crossed

    you dirty slut
    Yeah about 6 months.

    Thanks bud!

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    Iphone sucks.

    Android is better!

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    i don't feel like doing much at work today

    i need to really get my diet in check

    i want to cycle!

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    I want to cycle too

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    Now I'm getting a massage

    Uh it's feels so good

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Now I'm getting a massage

    Uh it's feels so good
    damn you!

    i need to schedule one

    never really had a professional one done

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I want to cycle too
    its been quite a while since i have cycled

    never really had my diet right before

    this site has really changed me!

    thanks to everyone who has helped!

    oh yeah, i love titties in my face!

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    I need to go for a massage

    Maybe a stress relief massage

    I am off tonight. Cardio or massage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    its been quite a while since i have cycled

    never really had my diet right before

    this site has really changed me!

    thanks to everyone who has helped!

    oh yeah, i love titties in my face!
    I agree with everything you just said

    The only difference is in doing a cycle now

    Very pleasant simple one

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    Hey duk

    check this bad boy out

    almost gives me wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I need to go for a massage

    Maybe a stress relief massage

    I am off tonight. Cardio or massage?
    Massage

    Cardio sucks

    You have done great in your journey take a break

    Make sure they let you smoke a cigar while getting one

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Massage

    Cardio sucks

    You have done great in your journey take a break

    Make sure they let you smoke a cigar while getting one
    That settles it

    the axxman has given great and wise advice

    massage tonight cause my muscles are sore

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    time to get some coffee and nuke meal 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I think you would fit nice here

    eat 4 meals during the day

    maybe go to lunch at the gym for 2 hours
    when can I start?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Yea I tried it, pretty good.

    I've been wanting to try sriracha sauce. Ever try that?
    Sriracha is real good

    but use sparingly

    the stuff is fire

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    Looks like I missed a lot

    Best of luck on the pup Dukk

    Hope the potential adopters are great

    Amazing grill Bik

    looks badass, I'm jealous

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    Skip the Iphone RC

    Apple sucks

    S3 is the way to go

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    jasc is back!

    Will buy some sriracha this weekend

    So, when can you start?

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    AXx, you lucky fvcker

    a massage is much needed

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    jasc is back!

    Will buy some sriracha this weekend

    So, when can you start?
    With a job like that?

    Tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Looks like I missed a lot

    Best of luck on the pup Dukk

    Hope the potential adopters are great

    Amazing grill Bik

    looks badass, I'm jealous
    Funny how buying a new grill is like if I just bought a new motorcycle.

    Well maybe not that good.

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