dukkits international house o whores

[jasc]

Ahhh morning coffee

extra strong with a splash of sugar free vanilla

Probably about time to get to work

jasc out

[AXx]

Don't leave us

We have work to do too

I have to check the truck off

My phone tells me I have exceeded the limits for my attachments or I would post a pic of yesterday's flooding we had.

[DanB]

i need sleep

[AXx]

Long night sir?

Crazy night?

We're there promiscuous acts involved?

TMI sorry. Lol

[Dukkit]

Didnt fall asleep till 1.

My bed time is 9.

Im tired.

[RaginCajun]

Raining here again

just got a premium car wash last night too

You guys have a Moo Wash by you?

they do a damn good job

new one just opened here yesterday

It always rains whenever you wash your car

Is a car wash with fatties?

I need to wash mine

[DanB]

Long night sir? Yes

Crazy night? Would you expect anything else?

We're there promiscuous acts involved? Of course, its me your talking to lol

TMI sorry. Lol

Above

Went out for one pint last night, only home now, got dragged into the damn Monday club, although I didnt take much convincing........

[RaginCajun]

i need sleep

Go to work!

It usually helps

Bender?

[RaginCajun]

Above

Went out for one pint last night, only home now, got dragged into the damn Monday club, although I didnt take much convincing........

We would def get along

Doesnt take much here either

Drink a Bloody Mary

[DanB]

Go to work!

It usually helps

Bender?

i work 24/7 bahahahahaha

[DanB]

We would def get along

Doesnt take much here either

Drink a Bloody Mary

nearly got sick thinking of the tomato juice you bastid

im going to go gym and fall asleep in jacuzzi for a while, that usually helps

[AXx]

i work 24/7 bahahahahaha

Seems like I do also

I think you were kidding

But I think I really do, lol

[AXx]

nearly got sick thinking of the tomato juice you bastid

im going to go gym and fall asleep in jacuzzi for a while, that usually helps

If you do

I hope the scene from "Hall Pass" doesn't happen

But if it does that would be hilarious, bahahaha

[DanB]

Seems like I do also

I think you were kidding

But I think I really do, lol

yeah i work very very little im lucky although sometimes i wish i was like a normal person haha

[DanB]

If you do

I hope the scene from "Hall Pass" doesn't happen

But if it does that would be hilarious, bahahaha

havnt seen that film

is it if you fall asleep in jacuzzi, slip off the seat and nearly drown? if so then it has already happened before haha

is that film worth a watch?

[austinite]

havnt seen that film

is it if you fall asleep in jacuzzi, slip off the seat and nearly drown? if so then it has already happened before haha

is that film worth a watch?

the 1st 20 minutes are great, after that... blah.

[AXx]

havnt seen that film

is it if you fall asleep in jacuzzi, slip off the seat and nearly drown? if so then it has already happened before haha

is that film worth a watch?

Yes it's worth a watch

Owen Wilson falls asleep in the hot tub and wakes up after he is pulled from the water by a extremely LARGE black guy completely naked
Then a Irish man comes in to assist and he is extremely SMALL.

It side splitting funny

[DanB]

irish people arent allowed be taller then 5'9 so the film is accurate

[austinite]

irish people arent allowed be taller then 5'9 so the film is accurate

Hey dan, can I put my gear inside of a tub of protein powder?

[AXx]

irish people arent allowed be taller then 5'9 so the film is accurate

Lol, I wasn't referring to height??

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[DanB]

Hey dan, can I put my gear inside of a tub of protein powder?

no but ya can stop being a spoilt posh lil fvcker and man up

you can get a flat if not a house in any working class area for the money yet he reckons you cant and if he afraid of them areas then you can share a apartment in poshest area with change left over but he prob cant even cook or turn on a washing machine, mammy does it all

i feel like slapping people like him and i regularly do, no idea what life is like because they sponge off mammy and daddy their whole life

rant over

[DanB]

Lol, I wasn't referring to height??

BAHAHAHAHAHA

haha ah well, hate ta be him then, sounds like being irish is the only thing he has going for him

[Dukkit]

Had a brownie for breakfast.

[DanB]

Had a brownie for breakfast.

was it soft and gooey?

i was talking to your mate tren , he says ''why dosnt dukkit like me no more, tell him to come see me''

[austinite]

no but ya can stop being a spoilt posh lil fvcker and man up

you can get a flat if not a house in any working class area for the money yet he reckons you cant and if he afraid of them areas then you can share a apartment in poshest area with change left over but he prob cant even cook or turn on a washing machine, mammy does it all

i feel like slapping people like him and i regularly do, no idea what life is like because they sponge off mammy and daddy their whole life

rant over

haha. He said he will take your advice, after Sponge Bob.

[DanB]

haha. He said he will take your advice, after Sponge Bob.

tell him that next time im in chelsea then ill show his gf a real man

[Dukkit]

was it soft and gooey?

i was talking to your mate tren, he says ''why dosnt dukkit like me no more, tell him to come see me''

Yes, yes it was.

And I got tren waiting for me in a shoe box at home.
lol

Just gotta start working out again first.

[austinite]

Yes, yes it was.

And I got tren waiting for me in a shoe box at home.
lol

Just gotta start working out again first.

That would be desert

[DanB]

Yes, yes it was.

And I got tren waiting for me in a shoe box at home.
lol

Just gotta start working out again first.

ten days in when you feel her kick in you wont be able to stop yourself from going the gym

either that or ephedrine for motivation

or combine the two and we shall have dukkit back in a gym near you very soon (so lock up your daughters in their lil hotpants)...........

[Dukkit]

ten days in when you feel her kick in you wont be able to stop yourself from going the gym

either that or ephedrine for motivation

or combine the two and we shall have dukkit back in a gym near you very soon (so lock up your daughters in their lil hotpants)...........

Those daughters in their lil yoga pants are my exercise right now anyways. lol

[jasc]

Don't leave us

We have work to do too

I have to check the truck off

My phone tells me I have exceeded the limits for my attachments or I would post a pic of yesterday's flooding we had.

Never fear

I have returned

hope you didn't miss me too much

[DanB]

Those daughters in their lil yoga pants are my exercise right now anyways. lol

well we cant take that away from you

better yet

try double up for an even better workout

[jasc]

Didnt fall asleep till 1.

My bed time is 9.

Im tired.

Morning sir

9 o'clock?!?!

damn son, what time you wake up in the AM?

[jasc]

It always rains whenever you wash your car

Is a car wash with fatties?

I need to wash mine

I wish man...

The place looks like a barn n has cows everywhere

employing only fatties would be priceless

[jasc]

nearly got sick thinking of the tomato juice you bastid

im going to go gym and fall asleep in jacuzzi for a while, that usually helps

Morning sir

nice to see your partying doesnt disappoint, well done

avoid the sauna, it can dangerous, ask that aussie douche

[jimmyinkedup]

Lazy , rainy morning here...coffee not cutting it ...

[austinite]

^ here, too. Over a week now, on and off. I just want to wash my car!

[DanB]

Morning sir

nice to see your partying doesnt disappoint, well done

avoid the sauna, it can dangerous, ask that aussie douche

good afternoon its 3.42pm over here

and sauna is evil, steam room and jacuzzi is where its at

[DanB]

^ here, too. Over a week now, on and off. I just want to wash my car!

try moving to ireland, it rains even when the sun shines

[Dukkit]

Morning sir

9 o'clock?!?!

damn son, what time you wake up in the AM?

6am.
Ive always liked to my 8 or more hours of sleep.