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**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 07:15 AM

Whats on the list today D?

Me, I have back/bi's

Swoll time

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 07:16 AM

^^^^^^^^^^

That sounded like a teenager

Let me rephrase. I'm going to gym to have an extraordinary workout

**Dpyle** · 09-16-2012, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by AXx

Whats on the list today D?

Me, I have back/bi's

Swoll time

Gotta hang some blinds and pictures for the wife.

Then it's shoulders, bis, and tris for me. I've tried incorporating them in with other muscle groups in many variations and it seems that giving them their own day provides the best workout for me

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

Gotta hang some blinds and pictures for the wife.

Then it's shoulders, bis, and tris for me. I've tried incorporating them in with other muscle groups in many variations and it seems that giving them their own day provides the best workout for me

Sounds like a plan

Honey do list is always good

I got to put together a bed and move more furniture

**Dpyle** · 09-16-2012, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by AXx

Sounds like a plan

Honey do list is always good

I got to put together a bed and move more furniture

At least you know what you have to do. I've needed to hang these photos for weeks and she still can't tell me where she wants them. But rest assured every Friday rolls around and it's " do you think you could help me hang the pictures this weekend"?

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 07:52 AM

Just hang them all sorts of crazy all over house

Then you won't have to ever hang pictures again

My wife would always ask me to get something out of her purse, I never could find anything in there. I turned it upside down and threw everything all over the couch, guess what?

I DON'T GET TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF HER PURSE ANYMORE, lol.

**Dpyle** · 09-16-2012, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by AXx

Just hang them all sorts of crazy all over house

Then you won't have to ever hang pictures again

My wife would always ask me to get something out of her purse, I never could find anything in there. I turned it upside down and threw everything all over the couch, guess what?

I DON'T GET TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF HER PURSE ANYMORE, lol.

Wish it were that simple. If I did that I'd never hear the end of it until they were all hung proper. My wife isn't much of a do it yourself type when it comes to things like that.

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

Wish it were that simple. If I did that I'd never hear the end of it until they were all hung proper. My wife isn't much of a do it yourself type when it comes to things like that.

Oh well I tried, lol

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by AXx

Just hang them all sorts of crazy all over house

Then you won't have to ever hang pictures again

My wife would always ask me to get something out of her purse, I never could find anything in there. I turned it upside down and threw everything all over the couch, guess what?

I DON'T GET TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF HER PURSE ANYMORE, lol.

hahaha I like your style

I do the same, gets me out of a lot of house work

Fold the laundry poorly, she never asks again, Not scrubbing the dishes well enough, no more of those either

Only chore I can't seem to shake is vaccuming, any ideas? lol

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

hahaha I like your style

I do the same, gets me out of a lot of house work

Fold the laundry poorly, she never asks again, Not scrubbing the dishes well enough, no more of those either

Only chore I can't seem to shake is vaccuming, any ideas? lol

Break the vacuum?!?!?!?!

I don't mind helping out

I normally sweep and mop because I don't like the way anyone else does it

**Dpyle** · 09-16-2012, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

hahaha I like your style

I do the same, gets me out of a lot of house work

Fold the laundry poorly, she never asks again, Not scrubbing the dishes well enough, no more of those either

Only chore I can't seem to shake is vaccuming, any ideas? lol

Install hardwood. That's what I did. I don't mind the 10 minutes it takes to do the kitchen living room and hall with the swiffer.

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 11:32 AM

Browns vs. Bengals!

Let us pray

"Dear lord, On this fine sunday our Browns fans are in a time of need. Please either strike down our terrible quarterback or give him the balls and skills he has been lacking for the last 28 yrs."

That is all

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by AXx

Break the vacuum?!?!?!?!

I don't mind helping out

I normally sweep and mop because I don't like the way anyone else does it

ehh then I just have to buy a new vaccum

thx though

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

Browns vs. Bengals!

Let us pray

"Dear lord, On this fine sunday our Browns fans are in a time of need. Please either strike down our terrible quarterback or give him the balls and skills he has been lacking for the last 28 yrs."

That is all

Really?!?!?

LOL

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

ehh then I just have to buy a new vaccum

thx though

No you want just tell her it's broke then

Put it up and pretend you don't know what she is speaking of

Or as D has just explained spend 2 grand on hardwood and you can run a dustmop over it in 5 minutes.

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

Install hardwood. That's what I did. I don't mind the 10 minutes it takes to do the kitchen living room and hall with the swiffer.

Hardwood floors are sharp

Can't replace the floors though, we're just renting the condo

Although it would be nice

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

Hardwood floors are sharp

Can't replace the floors though, we're just renting the condo

Although it would be nice

Condo, Pfffttt!!!!!

Kidding, just vacuum and love it

Supposedly a female that has a male companion that does his share of the chores is more likely to have sexual relations with said woman. It's makes them horny to see us do chores?? Really?

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 11:45 AM

Mmmm frosted Magic Hat!

The underside of the cap has spoken

"Raise Hopes Not Fears"

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by AXx

Condo, Pfffttt!!!!!

Kidding, just vacuum and love it

Supposedly a female that has a male companion that does his share of the chores is more likely to have sexual relations with said woman. It's makes them horny to see us do chores?? Really?

Condos are great my friend. No yard work/maintenance/depreciation

I think that rule only applies if you're married.

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 11:56 AM

It very well may

I have never been jumped while sweeping so it might not do the same for the bride

Although a condo with none of the above would be nice. I would prefer it be tropical tho

**DanB** · 09-16-2012, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

Condos are great my friend. No yard work/maintenance/depreciation

I think that rule only applies if you're married.

yup a nice balcony and apartment (condo) for me anyday over a house

usually they pretty new so that means modern i.e wood/tile floor, marble worktops etc while houses can be tired and boring........

**Dpyle** · 09-16-2012, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Condos are great my friend. No yard work/maintenance/depreciation

I think that rule only applies if you're married.

No depreciation in a house unless you just really let it go. I bought my house for about 20k below the appraisal value and it was only 12 years old at the time. The current tax appraisal is about 35k more than I paid and doesn't include the renovations I've done on the inside.

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

No depreciation in a house unless you just really let it go. I bought my house for about 20k below the appraisal value and it was only 12 years old at the time. The current tax appraisal is about 35k more than I paid and doesn't include the renovations I've done on the inside.

You're lucky bud. I know many ppl whose houses are worth 1/2 of what they paid for em 10 yrs ago.

**gixxerboy1** · 09-16-2012, 12:16 PM

i dont think i hoem is a good investment. Most people look at what they paid for it. But also look how much you are paying with the interest on the mortgage. All the cost of repairs you have to make over the years. The time you spend up keeping it. Mowing the lawn and the equipment you have to purchase to do that. The insurance on the home. All that ads up.

**Dpyle** · 09-16-2012, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

You're lucky bud. I know many ppl whose houses are worth 1/2 of what they paid for em 10 yrs ago.

I timed my purchase just right! I bought it about 3 years ago and knowing it was a starter home as I was single at the time. I wasn't looking for anything great just something to build up from. Working with my real estate agent he found me this house and I knew it was perfect for my plans. It hadn't made it into forclosure just yet but the owners were only a few weeks away from it when I got it in to contract. So I got my starter home for their payoff amount.

I mean it's nothing major. It's a 3br 2ba about 1100 sq feet. But the equity will put the family and I into a much nicer house when we are ready to sell.

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

I timed my purchase just right! I bought it about 3 years ago and knowing it was a starter home as I was single at the time. I wasn't looking for anything great just something to build up from. Working with my real estate agent he found me this house and I knew it was perfect for my plans. It hadn't made it into forclosure just yet but the owners were only a few weeks away from it when I got it in to contract. So I got my starter home for their payoff amount.

I mean it's nothing major. It's a 3br 2ba about 1100 sq feet. But the equity will put the family and I into a much nicer house when we are ready to sell.

Sounds like you got a good one.

Buying in a down market is a great way to get a get a nice place for a great price. Just gotta play it wisely, which it sounds like ya did.

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 12:39 PM

My house came with goats

Fvckin retarded neighbors

Did I mention retarded neighbors

**DanB** · 09-16-2012, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

My house came with goats

Fvckin retarded neighbors

Did I mention retarded neighbors

i find that removing the exhaust from a cbr and bouncing it off the limiter for a few mins at 7am does wonders for relationship with neighbours

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

i find that removing the exhaust from a cbr and bouncing it off the limiter for a few mins at 7am does wonders for relationship with neighbours

Lol. If I had one I would do that.

Had to almost kick this guys ass he would ride his 4 wheeler in the back right up against my fence.

I stopped him one day and "gently" told him that if it continued to ride and look in my windows I would bury him under his own house. Something like that

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

Lol. If I had one I would do that.

Had to almost kick this guys ass he would ride his 4 wheeler in the back right up against my fence.

I stopped him one day and "gently" told him that if it continued to ride and look in my windows I would bury him under his own house. Something like that

Would be a real shame if his house caught fire when noone was home n the FD was late to respond

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Would be a real shame if his house caught fire when noone was home n the FD was late to respond

Oopppssss!!!!!!!

**DanB** · 09-16-2012, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

Lol. If I had one I would do that.

Had to almost kick this guys ass he would ride his 4 wheeler in the back right up against my fence.

I stopped him one day and "gently" told him that if it continued to ride and look in my windows I would bury him under his own house. Something like that

did you ask him if he wanted his quadbike buried with him and the extra work would be no problem since your such a good neighbour?

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 01:13 PM

I shouldve thought of that. Dammit

**DanB** · 09-16-2012, 01:19 PM

next time they go out throw birdfeed all over their patio and decking, cars, barbacue etc

it makes for some interesting decorations..........

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

next time they go out throw birdfeed all over their patio and decking, cars, barbacue etc

it makes for some interesting decorations..........

Lol. That would be crazy funny

I should do that.

Ever since the little conversation we had I have had no other run ins with hime

**DanB** · 09-16-2012, 01:25 PM

yeah id say he shit himself haha

hey i must sound like a great neighbour dont i bahahahaha

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 01:26 PM

After all this you definitely sound like an awesome neighbor, hahaha

**jasc** · 09-16-2012, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

next time they go out throw birdfeed all over their patio and decking, cars, barbacue etc

it makes for some interesting decorations..........

Solid idea

Or depending how far apart your houses are get some of that bee phermone that bee keepers use. Spray it in his garage/deck/whatever Every bee within miles will be swarmin that house.

**DanB** · 09-16-2012, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Solid idea

Or depending how far apart your houses are get some of that bee phermone that bee keepers use. Spray it in his garage/deck/whatever Every bee within miles will be swarmin that house.

bahahaha

im robbing this for future use

my future victims em thank you

**AXx** · 09-16-2012, 04:02 PM

Jasc, oh Jasc where are you???

Your watching NFL right??

How tired already are you of hearing "oh my, if we had the real refs then these calls would/would not be getting called"

Good grief they are refs to, its not like the movie the replacements where they grabbed some dudes off the street.

Enough is enough already!!!!