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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Hey duk

    check this bad boy out

    almost gives me wood.

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    very sexy

    just like a hot woman!

    i need a grill!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    With a job like that?

    Tomorrow
    Fantastic bro, good to have you aboard.

    Oh and I control the network so I exclude my IP from any monitoring of my web activity.

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    Dukk

    Got that HighSchool movie

    Gonna watch after lunch

    Just looked up when BMS starts again

    It's fvckin cancelled ??!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    very sexy

    just like a hot woman!

    i need a grill!
    Will fire her up tonight.

    What should I name her?

    My bike's name is "The dirty whore"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Skip the Iphone RC

    Apple sucks

    S3 is the way to go
    i am torn

    one reason i like the iphone, its the longest phone i have had without ever breaking it!

    phones usually only last about 2-3 months with me

    been having this iphone 2 for a good long while

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Fantastic bro, good to have you aboard.

    Oh and I control the network so I exclude my IP from any monitoring of my web activity.
    even better

    so porn isn't blocked?

    sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Will fire her up tonight.

    What should I name her?

    My bike's name is "The dirty whore"
    she needs a name

    should be catchy/sexy

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    i am torn

    one reason i like the iphone, its the longest phone i have had without ever breaking it!

    phones usually only last about 2-3 months with me

    been having this iphone 2 for a good long while
    Go with what you're more comfortable with

    I have the older Galaxy S n love it

    The iphone is good as well, though technologically inferior

    I just like to talk sh*t about apple products because it seems like everyone around here hangs on their nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Will fire her up tonight.

    What should I name her?

    My bike's name is "The dirty whore"
    Eleanor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    even better

    so porn isn't blocked?

    sweet!
    I like porn

    porn is not blocked

    porn is good

    they invented the internet for porn

    the reason they keep increasing bandwidth on ISP is to download more porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Eleanor
    I'll have to think about that.

    Does not sound to slutty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I like porn

    porn is not blocked

    porn is good

    they invented the internet for porn

    the reason they keep increasing bandwidth on ISP is to download more porn
    I like how you think

    and agree

    Al Gore invented the internet for boobs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I'll have to think about that.

    Does not sound to slutty.
    Nope

    classy

    like the Mustang in Gone in 60 seconds

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    Name it Thailand

    Anything that stays in there too long gets "burnt"

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    All my bandwidth test use porn sites

    Just doing my job

    Make sure the network is up and fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Name it Thailand

    Anything that stays in there too long gets "burnt"
    I like Thailand

    The grill will be christened tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    Name it Thailand

    Anything that stays in there too long gets "burnt"
    ^^ that was kind of a stretch

    running on empty here

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    Jenna

    It can take 8lbs of chicken n begs for more

    *edit*
    8 lbs of meat sounds even dirtier

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Jenna

    It can take 8lbs of chicken n begs for more
    Jenna is a good porn name.

    I like that as well.

    Decisions Decisions

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    With a name like Thailand

    and all these guys who love asian women

    some here may try to visit n fvck your grill

    you don't want someone fvcking your grill

    lol

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    picked up some Franks Kickin BBQ sauce

    tastes incredible

    not real spicy but damn tasty

    add some extra hot sauce n it's heaven

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    I'm bored as shit

    Lookin for something to do.

    You guys mind if I hang out??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    I'm bored as shit

    Lookin for something to do.

    You guys mind if I hang out??
    have at it

    more the merrier

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    With a name like Thailand

    and all these guys who love asian women

    some here may try to visit n fvck your grill

    you don't want someone fvcking your grill

    lol
    Yea these Testosterone fueled sex mongers

    Stay away from my grill

    I better go home and fvck it first

    Just to be sure they don't get its cherry

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    have at it

    more the merrier
    Seems like everyone else is sleeping or working.

    I should be sleeping.

    Cause later I will be workin.

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    lunch in 15 min here

    new flavored chicken n rice

    sounds lame but I'm lookin forward to it!

    n it's movie time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I'm bored as shit

    Lookin for something to do.

    You guys mind if I hang out??
    Whats up Lunk

    The more the merrier

    Just don't try to fvck my new grill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    Seems like everyone else is sleeping or working.

    I should be sleeping.

    Cause later I will be workin.
    you work second shift or somethin?

    I haven't even made it out of this thread yet today

    It is pretty slow so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    lunch in 15 min here

    new flavored chicken n rice

    sounds lame but I'm lookin forward to it!

    n it's movie time!
    Been eating breakfast for an hour.

    Tuff to get it all down.

    4 eggs, cup o' rice, full chik breast

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Yea these Testosterone fueled sex mongers

    Stay away from my grill

    I better go home and fvck it first

    Just to be sure they don't get its cherry
    lol

    just make sure not to warm it up too much first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    Been eating breakfast for an hour.

    Tuff to get it all down.

    4 eggs, cup o' rice, full chik breast
    that does sound rough

    chop it up, throw it in a burrito n drown it in hot sauce

    that'd be damn good

    or make some stir-fry out of it

    that sounds hella good too

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    you work second shift or somethin?

    I haven't even made it out of this thread yet today

    It is pretty slow so far
    I work both days and night this time of year.

    seasonal farm help then on to the 2nd job.

    7 hours, 1hour off, 9 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    that does sound rough

    chop it up, throw it in a burrito n drown it in hot sauce

    that'd be damn good

    or make some stir-fry out of it

    that sounds hella good too
    I just fry it all up

    chop it all up

    and soak it in salsa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    I work both days and night this time of year.

    seasonal farm help then on to the 2nd job.

    7 hours, 1hour off, 9 hours
    damn bro

    thats a lot of work

    bet that paycheck is real nice though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    I just fry it all up

    chop it all up

    and soak it in salsa
    that sounds pretty good too

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    I am behind on my meals today as well

    spending my time whoring is putting me off schedule

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    Hey breached 2K today

    where is my prize?

    Hookers and alcohol are always appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I am behind on my meals today as well

    spending my time whoring is putting me off schedule
    hahaha

    I know the feeling

    my meals take 3 times longer to eat when I'm on here

    throws the schedule off

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Hey breached 2K today

    where is my prize?

    Hookers and alcohol are always appreciated.
    Congrats bud

    at 2k you just get a new title

    the hookers n whiskey are at 4k

    mine should be here any day now

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    My balls are shrinking even though I am taking HCG

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