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  1. 10-06-2012, 09:15 AM #71201
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Need a spoon?
    Ill spoon with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    Ill spoon with you.
    Well of course you would

    I'm sexy and I know it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I just cooked pineapples, steak and biscuits on my george foreman... at work.
    biscuits on a foreman?? Thats amazing! did they turn out decently?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWP806 View Post
    Just watching the rangers finish off this joke of a second half of a season they have had.
    wtf happened to them? thats so lame..i guess we are on the tapering off side. Now countless losing seasons before we make the series..Still a fan tough!
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    And im done
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    So....
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    I start in 3 weeks
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06
    I start in 3 weeks
    Whoring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Whoring?
    My cycle

    I already whore
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  12. 10-06-2012, 04:44 PM #71212
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    Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
    Made it nearly seventy days
    Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
    Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays

    But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams
    Some kind of sensuous treat
    Not zucchini, fettucini or Bulgar wheat
    But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

    Chorus:
    Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
    Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
    I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

    Heard about the old time sailor men
    They eat the same thing again and again
    Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
    Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn
    Times have changed for sailors these days
    When I'm in port I get what I need
    Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
    But that American creation on which I feed

    Chorus:
    Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
    Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
    I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

    I like mine with lettuce and tomato
    Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
    Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
    Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my

    Chorus:
    Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
    Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
    To get a cheeseburger in paradise
    To be a cheeseburger in paradise
    I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

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    I like mine with lettuce and tomato
    Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
    Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
    Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
    Made it nearly seventy days
    Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
    Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays

    But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams
    Some kind of sensuous treat
    Not zucchini, fettucini or Bulgar wheat
    But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

    Chorus:
    Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
    Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
    I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

    Heard about the old time sailor men
    They eat the same thing again and again
    Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
    Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn
    Times have changed for sailors these days
    When I'm in port I get what I need
    Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
    But that American creation on which I feed

    Chorus:
    Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
    Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
    I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

    I like mine with lettuce and tomato
    Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
    Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
    Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my

    Chorus:
    Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
    Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
    To get a cheeseburger in paradise
    To be a cheeseburger in paradise
    I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

    Coda:
    I like mine with lettuce and tomato
    Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
    Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
    Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my
    you ment to say turkey bacon right? you dirty little whore
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    one day when someone is bored. count how many times the word whore is written
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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic
    one day when someone is bored. count how many times the word whore is written
    3,467
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWP806 View Post
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    im calling bs lol you whore...3468
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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic View Post
    im calling bs lol you whore...3468
    I counted 12 328..
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    You whores were way off lol
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    There are days that you want to say soo much but words cant justify how u feel so you just keep your mouth shut
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    ever felt trapped like you are in quick sand and no matter how much you try cant get out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ever felt trapped like you are in quick sand and no matter how much you try cant get out?
    yep, it's called marriage.

    biggest mistake ever.
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    OK whores

    bets are in

    80K or bust

    Show them just what a whore you really are
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    Jesus sundays are boring.
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    Whore away then

    Bik, nice pic of me in the thread

    I'm waiting till I can find some really good ones
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    Anybody got a twitter

    I have one

    There are many naked women on there.

    #tittietuesday look it up somebody
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    what the heck is a twitter
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    breakfast

    2 cups egg whites
    2 cups dry oats
    2 cups cottage cheese
    1 cup frozen blueberries
    .5 cup sugar free syrup

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Whore away then

    Bik, nice pic of me in the thread

    I'm waiting till I can find some really good ones
    Probably you should not have PM'd me that pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
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    I think I heard about that on TV
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Morning, raccoons.
    Morning aust

    big breakfast and its raining in NYC

    gonna wait another 30 mins than hit the gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Morning aust

    big breakfast and its raining in NYC

    gonna wait another 30 mins than hit the gym
    It's semi cold here. First time it hasnt been super hot since april! I like winter. Just not the rain.

    Good eating, Bikeral!
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    Yea I like texas but I hear the humidity sucks.

    Only been there in spring a couple times and weather was good.
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    It's tea time here Breakfast and dinner done and all
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Yea I like texas but I hear the humidity sucks.

    Only been there in spring a couple times and weather was good.
    Meh. In houston it does. Austin weather is fairly steady and nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    It's tea time here Breakfast and dinner done and all
    Hooray for tea time!
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    Telling ya gotta love tea time man Def must go to texas some time looks like a mad place
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