dukkits international house o whores

[jasc]

Pimps

Playas

Hustlas

Douche Canoes

fixed

read it in the other thread

hilarious

had to use it

[AXx]

I wish I had coined that phrase.

Maybe I did

I said it one day and never heard it before

You all are welcome to use it.

[jasc]

I wish I had coined that phrase.

Maybe I did

I said it one day and never heard it before

You all are welcome to use it.

thanks buddy

you're the originator on here

never seen/heard that before

rolls off the tongue nicely

[jasc]

Side note:

Sweetest Day is Oct. 20

Just heard this on the radio, had no idea when it was

talk about a lame "holiday"

too bad women don't see it this way

gents, don't forget to get some flowers for your ladies

[AXx]

It's even better if you say

"Look here you fvcking douche canoe"

Then you can say whatever you like afterwards.

[AXx]

Side note:

Sweetest Day is Oct. 20

Just heard this on the radio, had no idea when it was

talk about a lame "holiday"

too bad women don't see it this way

gents, don't forget to get some flowers for your ladies

Screw that

My bride hates flowers

I love her for that

[jasc]

It's even better if you say

"Look here you fvcking douche canoe"

Then you can say whatever you like afterwards.

has a nice ring to it

I shall spread the sayin around this city

you will be famous for creating this

[bikeral]

Thats why I like fostering dogs...

All the vet stuff and food is paid for by the rescue organization.

The lab is rescue dog. Actually the vet was pretty cool and gave us deep discounts the first couple of years because of this.

I guess at 5 years the discounts are over.

[jasc]

Screw that

My bride hates flowers

I love her for that

lucky man

my gf is a very simple girl

doesn't "expect" much

but LOVES flowers

[AXx]

has a nice ring to it

I shall spread the sayin around this city

you will be famous for creating this

Maybe we should have tshirts made

[AXx]

lucky man

my gf is a very simple girl

doesn't "expect" much

but LOVES flowers

The bride like the gesture

But had rather spend time with me alone

She said flowers die, memories don't.

[bikeral]

gotta eat

i am behind on meals 1.5 hours on meals

i am actually working today (with the occasional whoring)

[AXx]

The lab is rescue dog. Actually the vet was pretty cool and gave us deep discounts the first couple of years because of this.

I guess at 5 years the discounts are over.

My wife has rescued more dogs than I can even count

I like dogs but this woman is obsessed

[kalspic]

Side note:

Sweetest Day is Oct. 20

Just heard this on the radio, had no idea when it was

talk about a lame "holiday"

too bad women don't see it this way

gents, don't forget to get some flowers for your ladies

my hand doesnt accept flower only lotion

[kalspic]

i want to get a dog

[AXx]

What kind Kal?

What kind of food do you cook again?

[Dukkit]

Just had grilled chicken and whole wheat chips

[RaginCajun]

hahaha good thing ya held off on the Tren

Those TL's are real nice cars

kinda suprised you're having soo many issues

Hondas/Acuras are usually real solid cars

I've had my Accord for a few yrs now, never had 1 problem (knock on wood)

it seems to be my luck with vehicles!

only one that i bought new was my 1999 Danger Ranger!

i got rid of it it in 2009 and bought a 2003 Z71 (bought it from my dad, daigo shit didn't even give me a deal!)

2011-2012, Z71 starts acting up, blown engine!

Feb 2012 - 2006 Acura TL 80K miles - last month, alternator this month, radiator next month, front brakes!

i just can't win, but hey, it could always be worse!

i still have my legs for what they are worth!

[AXx]

Fixin to eat lean hamburger meat

Brown and wild rice

Can't wait

[RaginCajun]

Side note:

Sweetest Day is Oct. 20

Just heard this on the radio, had no idea when it was

talk about a lame "holiday"

too bad women don't see it this way

gents, don't forget to get some flowers for your ladies

do you know why it is the Sweetest DAy?

it is the day after my bday!

hahahaha!

[RaginCajun]

lucky man

my gf is a very simple girl

doesn't "expect" much

but LOVES flowers

finally met up with that broad i met the other week

she is hotter than i remember! ( i was pretty waxed when i met her! haha! going meet her was almost like a blind date!)

not too sure about her, i think she is 37 (i am 30, no big deal really) married for 7 years, just divorced and moved to houston.

i do know one thing, she likes the way i kiss and rub her feet!

time will tell!

[jasc]

Maybe we should have tshirts made

hahaha

I dunno if I'd wanna walk around with "Douche Canoe" on my shirt

Would be a cool idea for the Bulk Classic t-shirts though

lol

[jasc]

The bride like the gesture

But had rather spend time with me alone

She said flowers die, memories don't.

I like how she thinks

smart woman

you got a good one bro

[jasc]

it seems to be my luck with vehicles!

only one that i bought new was my 1999 Danger Ranger!

i got rid of it it in 2009 and bought a 2003 Z71 (bought it from my dad, daigo shit didn't even give me a deal!)

2011-2012, Z71 starts acting up, blown engine!

Feb 2012 - 2006 Acura TL 80K miles - last month, alternator this month, radiator next month, front brakes!

i just can't win, but hey, it could always be worse!

i still have my legs for what they are worth!

sorry bout the shitty luck

least she looks good though

those TL's are sharp

[jasc]

do you know why it is the Sweetest DAy?

it is the day after my bday!

hahahaha!

happy early bday

would you like some flowers as well?

[jasc]

Fixin to eat lean hamburger meat

Brown and wild rice

Can't wait

I eat this almost daily

damn good with some hot sauce on it

[RaginCajun]

sorry bout the shitty luck

least she looks good though

those TL's are sharp

yup! every vehicle i have ever owned, you could eat off the floor!

i am somewhat OCD with things

just not over the top!

[jasc]

my hand doesnt accept flower only lotion

hahahahaha

[AXx]

That is some shit luck on the car RC

I drive a paid for Jeep Cherokee

The bride has a Honda Pilot and we love it.

[RaginCajun]

happy early bday

would you like some flowers as well?

thanks bud!

i would love some flowers!

just make sure the stems are loaded with TREN and TEST!

[AXx]

hahaha

I dunno if I'd wanna walk around with "Douche Canoe" on my shirt

Would be a cool idea for the Bulk Classic t-shirts though

lol

We could have one that says

"Don't be a douche canoe"

Now that's classy, lol

[jasc]

finally met up with that broad i met the other week

she is hotter than i remember! ( i was pretty waxed when i met her! haha! going meet her was almost like a blind date!)

not too sure about her, i think she is 37 (i am 30, no big deal really) married for 7 years, just divorced and moved to houston.

i do know one thing, she likes the way i kiss and rub her feet!

time will tell!

very nice

if nothin else she'd make a great booty call

got any pics for your fellow whores?

just lookin out for ya

[RaginCajun]

I eat this almost daily

damn good with some hot sauce on it

i wish i was as strict as you guys!

maybe i just might turn over a new leaf!

[RaginCajun]

very nice

if nothin else she'd make a great booty call

got any pics for your fellow whores?

just lookin out for ya

nope, no pics yet but i tried to sneak one sunday night! haha

[jasc]

yup! every vehicle i have ever owned, you could eat off the floor!

i am somewhat OCD with things

just not over the top!

it's the only way to be imo

I'm quite anal about my cars cleanliness too

those things are too damn expensive to not take good care of em

[RaginCajun]

We could have one that says

"Don't be a douche canoe"

Now that's classy, lol

i like it!

we need a pic to go with the phrase

[jasc]

thanks bud!

i would love some flowers!

just make sure the stems are loaded with TREN and TEST!

deal

they will be swimming in oil

don't dump the vase

[RaginCajun]

it's the only way to be imo

I'm quite anal about my cars cleanliness too

those things are too damn expensive to not take good care of em

you got it!

lunch time!

[jasc]

That is some shit luck on the car RC

I drive a paid for Jeep Cherokee

The bride has a Honda Pilot and we love it.

Nice rides

My Dads got a Pilot

those things are sweet

much better than Exploders n the other vehicles in their class imo

[RaginCajun]

deal

they will be swimming in oil

don't dump the vase

thanks jasc!

if they are roses,

then i will just slap my thigh with the thorns!