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[RaginCajun]

So I can't find a pair of jeans or a particular pair of shorts i have. My girl does all the laundry..... She has no idea where they are either. I checke every hamper, I checked my closet, the wash room, etc.

So now I start gettin pissed and she tells me to check the two laundry baskets that we havnt put away yet. I told her I checked everywhere and can't find them. She tells me to check again.....

So I go upstairs an dump both laundry basket on the floor and tear through the clean folded clothes and still didn't find them.

She's not talking to me now lol - I guess I made a mess

Hahaha!

[austinite]

So I can't find a pair of jeans or a particular pair of shorts i have. My girl does all the laundry..... She has no idea where they are either. I checke every hamper, I checked my closet, the wash room, etc.

So now I start gettin pissed and she tells me to check the two laundry baskets that we havnt put away yet. I told her I checked everywhere and can't find them. She tells me to check again.....

So I go upstairs an dump both laundry basket on the floor and tear through the clean folded clothes and still didn't find them.

She's not talking to me now lol - I guess I made a mess

They're under the bed.

[Hazard]

Ok to make matters worse..... She just went upstairs and found em lmfao

[Hazard]

They're under the bed.

I checked there too lol

[Hazard]

Lol I had such a tren fit too......

I was like"fvck this..... I'm not goin anywhere. Go by urself - my shorts are fvcking missing - fvck it"

Hahaha whoops

[Hazard]

Fvckin perfect......

My daughter climbs up on me and I smell the shitty diaper. I go to get her diapers and wipes an I see her standing on the couch. She jumps in the air and lands directly on her ass......

That had to have spread half way up her back

[Hazard]

She just said "are you coming or are you going to sit there like a baby all day....? I want an ice coffee and when we get home you're going to help me pick up that mess"

Lmfao

[RaginCajun]

Haz, sounds like a fun Wednesday

[Hazard]

Haz, sounds like a fun Wednesday

It's a blast..... Lol

I'm off to Walmart to find a new razor. Then lunch and food shopping

[Dukkit]

Just ate 2 donuts.

Ahem. 12

[Dukkit]

You shut up.

Make me.

Nah nah boo boo stick your head in doo doo

[RaginCajun]

It's a blast..... Lol

I'm off to Walmart to find a new razor. Then lunch and food shopping

Food shopping, anything unusual/exotic?

[bikeral]

Hopefully a new business partnership.

Good luck!

[bikeral]

So I can't find a pair of jeans or a particular pair of shorts i have. My girl does all the laundry..... She has no idea where they are either. I checke every hamper, I checked my closet, the wash room, etc.

So now I start gettin pissed and she tells me to check the two laundry baskets that we havnt put away yet. I told her I checked everywhere and can't find them. She tells me to check again.....

So I go upstairs an dump both laundry basket on the floor and tear through the clean folded clothes and still didn't find them.

She's not talking to me now lol - I guess I made a mess

My wife hides my stuff all the time.

[bikeral]

Fvckin perfect......

My daughter climbs up on me and I smell the shitty diaper. I go to get her diapers and wipes an I see her standing on the couch. She jumps in the air and lands directly on her ass......

That had to have spread half way up her back

Call your girl and tell her she has a mess to clean up.

[bikeral]

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[Hazard]

Call your girl and tell her she has a mess to clean up.

Lmfao! Ahahaha I actually laughed out loud

[bikeral]

[bikeral]

Lmfao! Ahahaha I actually laughed out loud

First thing that comes to mind when I see a mess I don't want to clean hahaha.

[kloter1]

62k posts? good lord

[bikeral]

[bikeral]

62k posts? good lord

All quality informative posts.

[kloter1]

oh absolutely

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edit

[RaginCajun]

Reported!

[Dpyle]

Hurray for random drug testing! The guy above me chose option B and just went home rather than dropping a sample at the clinic. Looks like I'm getting a promotion.

After I jump through some hoops from my sample. Been taking the seroquel at night and nuvigil during the day, and have read many different things on both causing false positives.

[Dukkit]

Im out.

Later taters.

[Dukkit]

62k posts? good lord

Ahem... 62,961 to be exact.

[Igifuno]

So I can't find a pair of jeans or a particular pair of shorts i have. My girl does all the laundry..... She has no idea where they are either. I checke every hamper, I checked my closet, the wash room, etc.

So now I start gettin pissed and she tells me to check the two laundry baskets that we havnt put away yet. I told her I checked everywhere and can't find them. She tells me to check again.....

So I go upstairs an dump both laundry basket on the floor and tear through the clean folded clothes and still didn't find them.

She's not talking to me now lol - I guess I made a mess

Haaaaahahaha.. That sucks. I had a minor fit last night when my work software wasn't cooperating. I sort of tossed a chair lightly across the room.

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I don't fit.

[RaginCajun]

Black girl security guard by my work keeps hitting on me! I may have to show her how a crazy ass white boy can work it!

[Igifuno]

I don't fit.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Igifuno]

Black girl security guard by my work keeps hitting on me! I may have to show her how a crazy ass white boy can work it!

Yeah boii.. Get all up in that thang!!