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    The same goes for farts.....

    Out of respect I could grab the keys to the shed..... Walk to the backyard, unlock the shed, walk in and rip a rank fart. Before I'm able to walk out - she'll be on her way out to "grab" something out of the shed.

    This broad loves my shit I swear to god lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
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    Dude had no chance. Like he hit warp speed. Frickin awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redhawk01 View Post
    Dude had no chance. Like he hit warp speed. Frickin awesome.
    Yeah I don't even think an R1 could have kept up. If you look closely, he started swaying a bit. Those tires were over spinning at those speeds... amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
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    Awesome!
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    Looks like smoothie is comin over for round 2!

    I'll try to get some pics!
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    havnt been on in awhile. just doing a drive by.... whores
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Wtf is up with the watery farts and acid shits today?

    It's startin to hurt lol
    The saga continues for me as well. Yesterday's was silent but today's were loud.. Had to push hard to get that loooong pppppppptt noise, you know? Leg day too.. So I had the headphones on and just pretended no one was around. Sorry hot chick doing squats next to me... Sorry dude behind me doing pull downs. I feel like I should be ashamed, but I really don't care.

    My wife is completely disgusted with me and said she could barely stand to stay in our room tonight. Good thing we had some morning action before the beast took over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    The same goes for farts.....

    Out of respect I could grab the keys to the shed..... Walk to the backyard, unlock the shed, walk in and rip a rank fart. Before I'm able to walk out - she'll be on her way out to "grab" something out of the shed.

    This broad loves my shit I swear to god lol
    Hmmm.. Everyone likes their own brand but that is pretty rare, I think. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    Looks like smoothie is comin over for round 2!

    I'll try to get some pics!
    Yeah buddy.. Dude if you pull off some pics that would be so money
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    And off work. One more shift left of hell and my schedule can return to normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle
    And off work. One more shift left of hell and my schedule can return to normal.
    Almost there Dpyle.. You've been workin like a madman. Stuff some of that cash away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Almost there Dpyle.. You've been workin like a madman. Stuff some of that cash away.
    I wish! Have 2 cars that need repairs and vacation in a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    I wish! Have 2 cars that need repairs and vacation in a week.
    That OT is spent huh? Haha. I know the feeling.. I have vaca in a couple weeks too and we're definitely gonna spend some dough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    That OT is spent huh? Haha. I know the feeling.. I have vaca in a couple weeks too and we're definitely gonna spend some dough.
    Upside is I was smart and paid up front for the vacation so it'll all be money to play with when I get there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    Upside is I was smart and paid up front for the vacation so it'll all be money to play with when I get there.
    Definitely smart. Talk soon bro gotta sleep..
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    Quote Originally Posted by redhawk01 View Post
    Dude had no chance. Like he hit warp speed. Frickin awesome.
    we are not sure the size of the Suzuki right?

    He lost traction for a sec cause he throttled down to quickly. Man was he gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox

    we are not sure the size of the Suzuki right?

    He lost traction for a sec cause he throttled down to quickly. Man was he gone.
    I'm a total car guy, so I don't think any bike would've mattered. Lol
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    Come on 8 eggs.. Get in my belly.

    Time to crush chest. Have a great weekend everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Yeah buddy.. Dude if you pull off some pics that would be so money
    Well, smoothie wouldn't let me take any pics.

    Give me some more time, I think she will come around!

    She called me a stamina bunny!
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    Niiice.. Haha..
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    Well that's one auto loaded on a trailer off for repair. Number 2 goes tomorrow.
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    Laying poolside looking at some young meat now!

    Have my eye on one of them

    Bud just called and invited me hog hunting!

    Def a great Saturday over here!
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    Wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Wtf?

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    WTF. Hello? Circus? I think someone got loose...
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    10 more bites.. Please don't puke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    WTF. Hello? Circus? I think someone got loose...
    Haha.. So much for the disguise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    Wtf?

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    Lunk?
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    5 more bites... Every burp is a potential disaster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    5 more bites... Every burp is a potential disaster.
    I woke up 2 nites ago with the urge to burp real bad. I rolled over and at the same time tried to burp..... Puked in my mouth.

    Aparantly iced tea before bed is a BIG nono for me lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard

    I woke up 2 nites ago with the urge to burp real bad. I rolled over and at the same time tried to burp..... Puked in my mouth.

    Aparantly iced tea before bed is a BIG nono for me lol
    Eeeew.. Lol. Did you swallow or spit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Yeah I don't even think an R1 could have kept up. If you look closely, he started swaying a bit. Those tires were over spinning at those speeds... amazing.
    Quote Originally Posted by redhawk01 View Post
    Dude had no chance. Like he hit warp speed. Frickin awesome.
    I had an R1 once, and there is a day and night difference from a 600c bike to a liter bike. The bike in the vid sounds like a 250 ninja, doesn't even sound like an inline 4. Could have been a ducati but doubt it. It takes about 1000 rear wheel horsepower to outrun a literbike from a roll. If that chevy was pusshin over 800 rwhp id be surprised, he had no chute, no wheelie bars at least that I could see.

    that vid pissed me off, made us biker guys look bad. The bike was stock too, chevy obviously heavy modified. I think theres a vid of a 300 whp busa taking on a 1500 hp lambo, needless to say the busa walks away...from a roll obviously. Anyway, props to the chevy owner for beating a crotch rocket, was def a badass ride.

    Ok, now I see that it in fact was a Suzuki sv650...which is pretty pathetic in the sport bike world.
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    Serena Williams has a big ol booty... And tree trunks for legs. She fascinates me..
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    You guys think this place is a joke? It's the house of whores. A family oriental rug! Respect!

    Carry on...

    Hydrocodone.....
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    Going forward, each post made under the influence if anything should be disclaimed by hashtag/influence.. i.e.: #hydrocodone

    Lol
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    Just did 4.5 miles on the Appalachian Trail in the rain with the wife. Nice cardio workout.
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    Bud I went huntin with yesterday killed about a 250lb hog.

    We cut the tenderloins and the rump out.

    BBQ pulled wild hog here I come!
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