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    never go to australia fellas, ever see wolfcreek......u wont come back...

    need to organize a trip to thailand....and im serious about that....

    rhul, u had a date? get any ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    never go to australia fellas, ever see wolfcreek......u wont come back...

    need to organize a trip to thailand....and im serious about that....

    rhul, u had a date? get any ass?
    in his dreams

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    never go to australia fellas, ever see wolfcreek......u wont come back...

    need to organize a trip to thailand....and im serious about that....

    rhul, u had a date? get any ass?
    thailand is on my list of things to do

    and while im there im stockin up on gear

    lol

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    ruhl... ass??


    hmmm


    no

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    where has chode been.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    in his dreams
    not on the date night...just got one kiss...her parents were around and i'm not schooled in this sneaking around business...but i went swimming with her on sunday and that was quite the different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    where has chode been.....
    busy i guess
    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    not on the date night...just got one kiss...her parents were around and i'm not schooled in this sneaking around business...but i went swimming with her on sunday and that was quite the different story.
    well tell the story

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    first time i post in the house of whores but I was wondering by the title....is this a place where i can come and place a large order for lets say...I dunno...some international whores???

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ruhl... ass??


    hmmm


    no
    whatever..i just got ass on my birthday too....y'all are silly

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post

    well tell the story
    well no sex...lots of making out and i fingered her mmmm....she didn't wanna do the whole thing...she was in fear of something...and i was understanding and tried to help her with it like a good guy does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    first time i post in the house of whores but I was wondering by the title....is this a place where i can come and place a large order for lets say...I dunno...some international whores???
    most def!!
    we got all types!
    order up!
    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    whatever..i just got ass on my birthday too....y'all are silly
    lol
    sorry its been months since we busted your balls

    i gotta make up for lost time

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    ok so here we go...

    to start id like an appetizer if swiss blonde, a main course of barzilian fuego and hmmmm, ill top if off with some good ole american pie.

    how should i expect my order to arrive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    well no sex...lots of making out and i fingered her mmmm....she didn't wanna do the whole thing...she was in fear of something...and i was understanding and tried to help her with it like a good guy does.
    in fear?
    how old is she?

    what in the hell did u do to this poor chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    ok so here we go...

    to start id like an appetizer if swiss blonde, a main course of barzilian fuego and hmmmm, ill top if off with some good ole american pie.

    how should i expect my order to arrive?
    do you want 2nd day air or regular ground?
    we will ship in a large comfortable crate.
    they will need showered and changed when they arrive to you

    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    in fear?
    how old is she?

    what in the hell did u do to this poor chick?
    lmao!!!

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    do you want 2nd day air or regular ground? - ill take 2nd day - they might spoil if by ground

    we will ship in a large comfortable crate. enough for two serving?

    they will need showered and changed when they arrive to you are the costumes and other apparel included?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    in fear?
    how old is she?

    what in the hell did u do to this poor chick?
    she's 17...and it's not me dipshit....way she was raised and her previous boyfriend are all contributing factors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    do you want 2nd day air or regular ground? - ill take 2nd day - they might spoil if by ground

    we will ship in a large comfortable crate. enough for two serving?

    they will need showered and changed when they arrive to you are the costumes and other apparel included?
    2nd day it is sir
    every 2nd day order includes a comlimentary KY

    each one comes in own crate. we have different warehouse locations so they will be shipped from different places

    we include one school girl outfit
    but you may browse our online selection and order more

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    isnt 17 against the law man......

    just give her some candy, tell her it will all be ok....maybe take her to a disney film...

    how did ur finger smell afterwards? true test of how she tastes.......lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    do you want 2nd day air or regular ground?
    we will ship in a large comfortable crate.
    they will need showered and changed when they arrive to you


    what if i like to play with mine dirty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    she's 17...and it's not me dipshit....way she was raised and her previous boyfriend are all contributing factors.
    and how old are you again?

    your going to jail!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    isnt 17 against the law man......

    just give her some candy, tell her it will all be ok....maybe take her to a disney film...

    how did ur finger smell afterwards? true test of how she tastes.......lol
    that new Ice Age movie came out

    shed probably like that

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    isnt 17 against the law man......

    just give her some candy, tell her it will all be ok....maybe take her to a disney film...

    how did ur finger smell afterwards? true test of how she tastes.......lol
    u must not know me.....i licked my fingers clean, and she tastes delicious. and 17 is age of consent here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    that new Ice Age movie came out

    shed probably like that

    lol
    well pplayed sir...well played

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    u must not know me.....i licked my fingers clean, and she tastes delicious. and 17 is age of consent here.
    i know when u were on before u never got ass....
    now u return and u are finger fvking some child........lol

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    but im glad ur atleast tasting some p--sy now....

    good to have u back man, however try to stay above 18.....im sure her parents love u....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    but im glad ur atleast tasting some p--sy now....

    good to have u back man, however try to stay above 18.....im sure her parents love u....
    they actually do love me lol....both of 'em do.

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    i've gotten ass a couple times since canada....never found any girls i liked tho....or that liked me back at least...this one likes me.

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    I was just watching the BBC channel (You know the London News) They said a short fat guy Named Sigman Roid was found with a mop stuck up his ass in the alley way of a pub.
    He just drank 6 pints and had 2 Royale wit cheese..

    I pray for Sigman. I do miss him!!

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    look at the big brain on vp.....

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    Big Kahuna Burger....mmmm now thats a tasty burger

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I was just watching the BBC channel (You know the London News) They said a short fat guy Named Sigman Roid was found with a mop stuck up his ass in the alley way of a pub.
    He just drank 6 pints and had 2 Royale wit cheese..

    I pray for Sigman. I do miss him!!
    lmao!!

    yea wheres he at?

    got that swine flu again im bettin

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    uhhh i'm so fvcking tired of dieting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseman33 View Post
    look at the big brain on vp.....
    LMAOOO - I see we know our movies

    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    Big Kahuna Burger....mmmm now thats a tasty burger
    Yea serp I know you know.. lol


    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lmao!!

    yea wheres he at?

    got that swine flu again im bettin
    He probably jumped off the london bridge realizing I am sooooo much sexier. I miss him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    uhhh i'm so fvcking tired of dieting...
    i bet. and still a few more weeks left huh?

    bummer dude

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    i miss siggy too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    uhhh i'm so fvcking tired of dieting...

    Look in the Mirror Brother. Its paying off. few more weeks you can have a Big Mac and supersize fries.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i bet. and still a few more weeks left huh?

    bummer dude
    18 days

    11 till the first show

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    hey ho's, so this is the new whore thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    18 days

    11 till the first show
    see my reply to BG?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hey ho's, so this is the new whore thread?
    yes sir!!
    how art thou sir kratos?

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    Lord Id Give a kidney for some beef ribs smothered in BBQ sauce. With cabbage and an Orange soda. I dont even drink soda but I would just to wash the Beef ribs down!!
    And a chocolate cheesecake for desert

    Then Id blend up my cabbage wit a protein shake and egg whites

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