the boss you hate

[Cloe85]

what kinds of creative things can you think of to do to your boss you hate, and not get fired for???

hes on vacation now and i get into the office before everyone else.

i need some suggestions

[Dancer]

Accuse him of sexual harassment

[Dukkit]

get his email
go to many many many gay porn sites and sign him up
he'll get non stop gay porn emails

go on craigslist
make a posting in the sex section
"likes to have my feet licked and ass smacked"
have it sent to his email
ppl will reply and he'll get all the replies

call his house number from pay phone. Is he married?
if so... when he picks up. ask for his wife. say you guys met at a bar.
or if she picks up. do a girls voice and ask for him. say you and him met at a bar
(divorce waiting to happen)

find a Porta Potty renting place in the phone book
call. give his name, number addy.
ask to have one delivered to his home
make payment... Cash On Delivery
he'll come home to a porta potty in his yard and a crew waiting for their check

hahahah

*didnt see you were a female. so switch roles with the phone call

[Cloe85]

not exactly what i had in mind...

one thing said to me was a magnet to his computer... thats not bad... what else???

[Dukkit]

not exactly what i had in mind...

one thing said to me was a magnet to his computer... thats not bad... what else???

wow
i need carbs

i completely missed that you were a female askin this question

lol

my bad

[Cloe85]

awesome Dukkitdalaw

[Dukkit]

not exactly what i had in mind...

one thing said to me was a magnet to his computer... thats not bad... what else???

if you do that and your found out... you can get charged with destruction to private property

no no

[Cloe85]

no, no your on the right track!!

[Dukkit]

lets see. what else did my friends and i do.

we called our one boss in the middle of the night. and started screamin.. "our balls! their burning! oh god their burning!!"
did that every hour for 3 hours
he got no sleep. should of seen him the morning after
lol

hmm. ohh ohh! we would sneak into the parkin lot and let the air out of his tires (not slash them, just put pressure on the air stem) like every day. he would come out and a new tire would be flat
he got pissed

[Cloe85]

ok... hit him up with the porn thing??? would that constitue sexual harassment???

[Cloe85]

i like craigs list too hehe so evil

[Dukkit]

uhhh... we put a potato in the one guys tail pipe. i mean a big one and shove it in there
not pretty. almost blew his engine up. lol

you could unscrew the backing of his desk chair. (or where the chair meets the rod that holds it up) like completely unscrew them
when he goes to sit in the morning.... CRASH the back comes off and he falls on his ass
blames it on the cleaning crew. lol

[Dukkit]

ok... hit him up with the porn thing??? would that constitue sexual harassment???

nah. he wouldnt know its you. go to some sites and just enter his email for free newsletters and trial offers and such

do it from a public computer.(library. internet cafe) just in case. so they cant trace your IP addy

[Dukkit]

i like craigs list too hehe so evil

you can get a pic of him?????

put it up on craigslist under those lookin for sex sections

with a crazy ass title

see what he gets sent to his email. lol

[Cloe85]

hehe that would get him going... though he might actually like it... ya never know, married and maybe in the closet?

[Phate]

ok... hit him up with the porn thing??? would that constitue sexual harassment???

not if they can't prove it was you

you can do the same thing with penis enlargement sites, they spam emails a ton

[alex18]

screw him then tell him your pregnant

[Dukkit]

screw him then tell him your pregnant

lmao!

not if they can't prove it was you

you can do the same thing with penis enlargement sites, they spam emails a ton

yep and ditto
midget porn, animal porn. all that

[Cloe85]

no pic of him...

[Dukkit]

you got cameras in your building? i dont want you doing this stuff then i see you on "worlds dumbest criminals" or whatever

lol

[Cloe85]

you guys are great!

[Dukkit]

no pic of him...

cell phone with camera? with zoom?
act like your on your cell when he walks by and snap one

ive done it many times to beautiful women. lol!!

[Cloe85]

no, no cameras ... or listening devices... woulda been outta here a long time ago if they were here lol

[Cloe85]

the animal sex i think would freek him a little... he is kinda weird

[Dukkit]

lmao
you got tons of ideas here

put something together and let us know how it turns out

[Phate]

you guys are great!

we aim to please


i have a good one but it takes a little chemistry, basically a non-traceable stink bomb with mild hallucinogenic effects but you have to have some hard to get raw materials not to mention it's a little dangerous to make so i don't think it's good for your application

[Cloe85]

and penis enlargement sites would really piss him off, he is arrogant in his own way

[Dukkit]

aluminum foil and drano in a bottle

itll blow up. big bang. messy.

put it in his closet

no dont do this one. my old roomie got charged for it. lol
something to do with firing a projectile
big fine

[alex18]

slide under the front of his car and use some strong tape to stick a nice big fish up there....smell wafts into his car and gets worse as the engine cooks the fish! Takes him ages to find out wtf it is and even longer to get rid of the smell.

[Cloe85]

im not good with chemistry but would love to see the effect

[Dukkit]

does he have his own bathroom in his office? how high up of a boss is he?

[Cloe85]

i can do the fish thing, yep, i like that too

[Cloe85]

no bathroom in his office and hes the owners brother!

[Dukkit]

slide under the front of his car and use some strong tape to stick a nice big fish up there....smell wafts into his car and gets worse as the engine cooks the fish! Takes him ages to find out wtf it is and even longer to get rid of the smell.

same with his office

we put a bunch of cheese in our one bosses vent

stayed in there for a few days

and tah dah! stinky as hell!!

turn off the AC for a night and itll get worse

[Dukkit]

no bathroom in his office and hes the owners brother!

find an "escort service" on craigslist and call. have them send one to the/his office for him

lol

[Cloe85]

my desk is right next to his office and he usually keeps his door open... cant do the cheese thing.

[Phate]

does he have his own bathroom in his office? how high up of a boss is he?

Lol, you could put some solid sodium metal up the top and when he flushes it willl spark and make a small explosion, should scare the shit out of him

[Cloe85]

escort comming in the office would be a riot... everyone would be flipping out hehe

[Dukkit]

Lol, you could put some solid sodium metal up the top and when he flushes it willl spark and make a small explosion, should scare the shit out of him

hahah

[Cloe85]

nice Phate if only