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12-19-2009, 09:56 PM #1
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So I said to her I was in the ARMY, now what.....???
Help me out guys.. I told this girl that I was in the ARMY, well actually the Marines.. Now I got a date with her, I need to know some shit about the Marines incase she asks... I know nothing.. Like where I was stationed, and platoon or whatever I need to know to run with a bullshit, and not make it seem like Im a crack of Shitt.. Thanks guys, you are the best....
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12-19-2009, 10:12 PM #2
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hmm well you are crack of shit.. but. watch black hawk down. and shit lol you learn stuff. and say extreme rescue missions "storys" i'm sure she will dig that. goodluck homie
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12-19-2009, 10:15 PM #3
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fvckin lame
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12-19-2009, 10:17 PM #4
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Really man?
You're bound to fail.
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12-19-2009, 10:19 PM #5
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tell that if she wasnt so hot that you could think clealy and not fill her full of shit. Are saying that you werent in the military at all?
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12-19-2009, 10:19 PM #6
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Just tell her you want to get in her pants, she'll understand.
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12-19-2009, 10:21 PM #7
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ya, she might respond to that
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12-19-2009, 10:23 PM #8
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I think your right... Hopefully we wont do much talking...
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12-19-2009, 11:08 PM #9
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Bro, I was in the marines and I can't remember alot of stuff.
Had a real "bad" accident in 87'.
Besides, I never tell anyone about what I actually did and such.
What the hell did you tell her a lie about that anyways?
Marines kick ass first anyways!!!
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12-19-2009, 11:36 PM #10
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What the fvck. Just tell her you lied. What happens if eventually you meet her folks? And you find out her Dad was in the Marines? Then you will be fvcked. I had no idea people were claiming to be in the military to get laid. wow
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12-19-2009, 11:45 PM #11
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That's Pathetic. Never do something like that unless you are on vacation and dont have to back it up. Just like my up coming trip to the Philippines they are BIG on boxing so I may let a few think I am a boxer. I had a LOT of girls and guys ask me if I was a boxer my last trip due to my build and Im in a LOT better shape then last time.
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12-20-2009, 03:10 AM #12
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Do some research. Find out where a semi - local unit is located and then come up with a good excuse why you didn't go overseas or are no longer in the marines.
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12-20-2009, 07:54 AM #13
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You are a retard,
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you have taken away from the men and women serving overseas, by saying your sorry ass is one of them. You should be hung by your toes, I would have said balls but you must not have none...Last edited by *RAGE*; 12-20-2009 at 08:35 AM.
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12-20-2009, 08:27 AM #14
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^^^ Damn
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12-20-2009, 08:40 AM #15
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Pathetic.
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12-20-2009, 09:00 AM #16
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You sir, are a douchebag.
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12-20-2009, 09:16 AM #17
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+2.. Originally Posted by ernsthatangst
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12-20-2009, 10:49 AM #18
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I am a former Marine. Was at a bar one night and heard some underage guy tell this chick I knew that he was a Marine helo pilot. I ripped that fvcker a new azzhole. He just turned red and left the bar. Moral of the story is, ur gonna get pewned!
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12-20-2009, 10:56 AM #19
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Yeah man just come clean with her now before it may ruin the chance to be w/ her if it goes that far. I'm pretty sure its also a pretty serious crime too. Like someone else said what if her dad is a Marine, he may shoot you (serious) Soldiers from any branch are proud people and would take great offense to someone claiming to be one of them.
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12-20-2009, 10:57 AM #20
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x3.. Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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12-20-2009, 11:18 AM #21
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Don't be a poser douche bag your whole life, go join the Corps and redeem yourself.
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12-20-2009, 11:42 AM #22
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x2... Originally Posted by *RAGE*
FAIL
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12-20-2009, 12:13 PM #23
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Stolen Valor. Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984
That's really fcking lame dude.
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12-20-2009, 12:16 PM #24
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It's a crime to wear a civilian to wear a uniform of a Marine and to wear medals they did not earn. It's also a crime to claim you got X medal and X happened in battle when it did not. I can't stand how lame people are when it comes to this shit!!!!! Originally Posted by matt77
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12-20-2009, 12:25 PM #25
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Thia ia more pathetic than Abominator screwing a dude in order to screw a craigslist hooker.
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12-20-2009, 01:15 PM #26
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1 year and $100,000 in fines...Not worth it...and disrespectful... Originally Posted by RyanRoss
It's a crime to wear a civilian to wear a uniform of a Marine and to wear medals they did not earn. It's also a crime to claim you got X medal and X happened in battle when it did not. I can't stand how lame people are when it comes to this shit!!!!!
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12-20-2009, 01:38 PM #27
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You fvckin piece of $hit. My brothers are overseas dying right now, because they earned the title United States Marine. You have no idea what it takes to earn that title. Three months of fvcking hell. How dare you! I wish you were in front of me right now so I could punch you in your face! You are a waste of flesh! @sshole!
Eat $hit and die motherfvcker
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12-20-2009, 01:50 PM #28
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The sad thing is......you're right. Never thought I'd see something top that Originally Posted by CBGB
God bless them all brother...If I could be over there right now I would; I wanted it more than anything. Karma will strike him back Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden
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12-20-2009, 01:59 PM #29
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There are some things ok to lie about.. and some things not ok.
Dont lie to a girl and tell her your in the marines.. they protect us. Its like lying to a girl that you have cancer... not a good way to get in her pants.
BUUT.. if your going to lie... pick something that noone really pays attention to... like the X games... and tell her your an athelete.... or tell her you had a small stint with the boston red sox...
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12-20-2009, 02:47 PM #30
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ya tell her asap
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12-20-2009, 03:17 PM #31
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Tell her that you are gay and you were stationed with a lot of seamen.
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12-20-2009, 03:20 PM #32
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lol but seriously Originally Posted by Dctibor
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12-20-2009, 04:15 PM #33
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aahhhh...where did you go...
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12-20-2009, 04:29 PM #34
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I usually don't flame people but you're a ****in piece of shit. Is your life so pathetic that you can't tell her what you really do?
Get a life or at least try to earn one.
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12-20-2009, 04:37 PM #35
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what do you really do?
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12-20-2009, 04:44 PM #36
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Gay porn? Originally Posted by MONEY AND MASS
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12-20-2009, 11:00 PM #37
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WOW...really? I agree with everybody else when they say that is pathetic...
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12-20-2009, 11:06 PM #38
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Wow, the poor guys came for a little help, i guest he didnt see that coming. So where is he anyways?
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12-20-2009, 11:37 PM #39
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He's probably in combat.... there's not much internet access in Afghanistan. Originally Posted by Eddie_m63
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12-20-2009, 11:37 PM #40
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Tell her you were in Nam
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