When ur girl tells you "no ***** tonight" how do you react?

[vpchill]

Sorry, "the store" ie my phone book. Lots of aisles and lots of goodies.

[Polska]

Sorry, "the store" ie my phone book. Lots of aisles and lots of goodies.

Don't mean to be a dick but I am curious: if you're going to cheat on her then why not just stay single and run through your phone book all the time?

[Hazard]

i think i need to move closer to you

OOOO that'd be fun!




~Haz~

[Hazard]

For the record.....

Denied again last night..... SOB

~Haz~

[vpchill]

Don't mean to be a dick but I am curious: if you're going to cheat on her then why not just stay single and run through your phone book all the time?

No prob. Yet that's a question only God and my Dad can answer. One woman just doesn't do it for me. I need variety. Maybe I have the same thing Tiger woods has? I duno. I ask myself the same thing bro. I love women and they love me. Who am I to deny them?

[ylfcm]

When my wife says no i let her fall asleep rub one out and make my deposit on her back. When she wakes up she gets pretty pissed off yet she has not learned her lesson.

Funny shit

[ylfcm]

Iv had it and its bullshit, no wonder a falla wants to go and tap other chicks.

[Kratos]

was having this problem just a couple weeks ago
was on cycle
gf wasn't putting out but once every few days

now I'm on pct and the shoe is on the other foot
she's begging for it and doesn't know I cycle
she thinks she fuct up bad and I don't love her anymore
says she will never deny me affection again, and says she's sorry
my weiner didn't work at all on wednesday
took viagra on thursday cause I felt so aweful

[ylfcm]

was having this problem just a couple weeks ago
was on cycle
gf wasn't putting out but once every few days

now I'm on pct and the shoe is on the other foot
she's begging for it and doesn't know I cycle
she thinks she fuct up bad and I don't love her anymore
says she will never deny me affection again, and says she's sorry
my weiner didn't work at all on wednesday
took viagra on thursday cause I felt so aweful

Ha ha ha funny shit ,

[sarasotafloridabrian]

I find another girl, lol
A+B=C

[alexISthrowed]

was having this problem just a couple weeks ago
was on cycle
gf wasn't putting out but once every few days

now i'm on pct and the shoe is on the other foot
she's begging for it and doesn't know i cycle
she thinks she fuct up bad and i don't love her anymore
says she will never deny me affection again, and says she's sorry
my weiner didn't work at all on wednesday
took viagra on thursday cause i felt so aweful

win!!

[tripmachine]

yeah I hate when this sort of sh!t happens..... seriously I do sooo much for her like pay for food all the time.... do things for her... take her food to work etc... Pay for everything just about.... I expect to be satisfied by my gf for taking care of her in the ways I do but it doesn't always work out as I want it to... It's not even just for the guy, the girl should be enjoying this too so it's not like it should be such a 'task' for her to be doing.... I will release one on her back if I feel she is neglecting her duties when I am not neglecting mine.... it's only fair... if it happens too often I will start with her hair while she's asleep.... and if it goes so far as to where I am just NOT happy at all... I will get it elsewhere and move on.

[bjpennnn]

thats why when your on cycle you need multiple girlfriends.

[Hazard]

denied yet again last night..... could tonite be the nite? stay tuned.....

~Haz~

[Phate]

yeah I hate when this sort of sh!t happens..... seriously I do sooo much for her like pay for food all the time.... do things for her... take her food to work etc... Pay for everything just about.... I expect to be satisfied by my gf for taking care of her in the ways I do but it doesn't always work out as I want it to... It's not even just for the guy, the girl should be enjoying this too so it's not like it should be such a 'task' for her to be doing.... I will release one on her back if I feel she is neglecting her duties when I am not neglecting mine.... it's only fair... if it happens too often I will start with her hair while she's asleep.... and if it goes so far as to where I am just NOT happy at all... I will get it elsewhere and move on.

Then stop doing that stuff and she will wonder why and eventually figure it out, if you do all that shit for her she will treat you like her bitch, don't let her

denied yet again last night..... could tonite be the nite? stay tuned.....

~Haz~

i've got something that'll make tonight the night lol

[calgarian]

i just phone another one and it goes on till one says I would love to......easy why all the sadness.....

[Diamond*K]

i think the girls you guys find are F*CKED!!! .. like seriously.. if i had a bf that did shit for me.. i'd be ****ing him everyday.....

[calgarian]

i think the girls you guys find are F*CKED!!! .. like seriously.. if i had a bf that did shit for me.. i'd be ****ing him everyday.....

When u want to move to Calgary??? can u change it to twice a day???

[Kratos]

i think the girls you guys find are F*CKED!!! .. like seriously.. if i had a bf that did shit for me.. i'd be ****ing him everyday.....

I like to have sex 3x a day if possible
2x a day is good
1x per day is minimum

gf had a twisted ankle and her wrist was hurt (non sex related injury) so it only left a few boaring positions. She just couldn't get excited for it, cause we usually hit it for like 40 min at a go and do several positions...she's spoiled.

Now she's back to wearing my dick out.

[OH REALLY]

i need to start dating asian girls

[calgarian]

i need to start dating asian girls

u just need to date Horney girls period

[tripmachine]

denied yet again last night..... could tonite be the nite? stay tuned.....

~Haz~

that's where you get it elsewhere..... i think if wives / gf's don't do their job then of course guys will cheat.... it's only expected and if they don't expect it after denying our needs then that sucks for them... haha

[tripmachine]

[QUOTE=Phate;5137836]Then stop doing that stuff and she will wonder why and eventually figure it out, if you do all that shit for her she will treat you like her bitch, don't let her


lol sooo simple but i didn't think of doing that... haha I just thought of smothering her more with niceness and sh!t like that.... I like your idea best though. Thanks! I will stop paying for her food and doing that sort of stuff for her if I get rejected more than I think I should... Of course there is exceptions but if I don't get it at least 3 times a week + some hand jobs and blow jobs then she's going to see her bank account balance start dropping shortly.... hahaha

[Hazard]

Then stop doing that stuff and she will wonder why and eventually figure it out, if you do all that shit for her she will treat you like her bitch, don't let her

This doesn't work with mine...... I stopped doing the nice things and she just because a royal pain in the ass who didn't wanna fvck......

Funny story..... She went about a week and a half and I told her this was rediculous. We did it.... and she went another week and a half. I finally told her I would not shave my face until I got what I wanted LOL. She said "You're the one thats gunna look dumb..... not me." So I let the damn beard grow out.....

6 weeks later - in the shower - she told me I looked ridiculous and turned around and stuck her ass out. I realised three things from this:

1) Giving her an ultimatum doesn't work
2) Growing a beard is really itchy
3) 6 weeks without sex is unacceptable and cheating is then acceptible

~Haz~

[calgarian]

This doesn't work with mine...... I stopped doing the nice things and she just because a royal pain in the ass who didn't wanna fvck......

Funny story..... She went about a week and a half and I told her this was rediculous. We did it.... and she went another week and a half. I finally told her I would not shave my face until I got what I wanted LOL. She said "You're the one thats gunna look dumb..... not me." So I let the damn beard grow out.....

6 weeks later - in the shower - she told me I looked ridiculous and turned around and stuck her ass out. I realised three things from this:

1) Giving her an ultimatum doesn't work
2) Growing a beard is really itchy
3) 6 weeks without sex is unacceptable and cheating is then acceptible

~Haz~

Rules change when ur wife is Bi-Polar..... 6 weeks damn u could become a priest if u waited 2 more weeks.

[Hard.On]

The thing Ive been liking about my girlfriend is she has said no twice.
Both times she woke up in the middle of the night begging for it.

[Phate]

This doesn't work with mine...... I stopped doing the nice things and she just because a royal pain in the ass who didn't wanna fvck......

Funny story..... She went about a week and a half and I told her this was rediculous. We did it.... and she went another week and a half. I finally told her I would not shave my face until I got what I wanted LOL. She said "You're the one thats gunna look dumb..... not me." So I let the damn beard grow out.....

6 weeks later - in the shower - she told me I looked ridiculous and turned around and stuck her ass out. I realised three things from this:

1) Giving her an ultimatum doesn't work
2) Growing a beard is really itchy
3) 6 weeks without sex is unacceptable and cheating is then acceptible

~Haz~

Reminds me of AFC Amanda (AFC Adam Lyons Wife, he's is considered the best pickup artist in the world right now if you don't know who he is), that chick knows more game than 99% of the PUAs out there lol, i saw a guy try to use some techniques on her when i was at their bootcamp and it wasn't pretty, she shot him down everytime tell him what he was doing wrong to **** up the technique and then showing him how to do it better, it was freakin hilarious

[tripmachine]

This doesn't work with mine...... I stopped doing the nice things and she just because a royal pain in the ass who didn't wanna fvck......

Funny story..... She went about a week and a half and I told her this was rediculous. We did it.... and she went another week and a half. I finally told her I would not shave my face until I got what I wanted LOL. She said "You're the one thats gunna look dumb..... not me." So I let the damn beard grow out.....

6 weeks later - in the shower - she told me I looked ridiculous and turned around and stuck her ass out. I realised three things from this:

1) Giving her an ultimatum doesn't work
2) Growing a beard is really itchy
3) 6 weeks without sex is unacceptable and cheating is then acceptible

~Haz~

damn man.... honestly to me sex is sooooo important in my life that if my gf or wife ever did that I would be cheating left and right...... and then just **** my girl from time to time and hang out with her less.... it would probably come down to us not being together anymore... I guess if sex isn't as important to some then they can deal with what you're going through..... but I just thought it was important like it is to me for every guy.

[Z-Ro]

Reminds me of AFC Amanda (AFC Adam Lyons Wife, he's is considered the best pickup artist in the world right now if you don't know who he is), that chick knows more game than 99% of the PUAs out there lol, i saw a guy try to use some techniques on her when i was at their bootcamp and it wasn't pretty, she shot him down everytime tell him what he was doing wrong to **** up the technique and then showing him how to do it better, it was freakin hilarious

AFC Adam Lyons is a guru! I never knew his wife had game too! hahaha!

[Z-Ro]

My wife is tired as hell and she's in the bathtub right now as I type this. The kid is on spring break and didn't want to fall the **** asleep, wife wanted to go to sleep but I basically told her I needed it. Like a homeless man begging for change I demanded sex. I've been like 4-5 ****ing days w/out it now, and I'm on a gram of test/wk at the moment. I feel like if I dont get some ass tonight, the entire world will come to an end, like I'm going to die or something. But sometimes I feel like just saying "**** this, I work on my body too damn hard for you to tell me no, and I'll go hire a hooker if you keep your shit up" So she is finally like "Fine, yes, yes, Fine, Damnit your selfish!!!" I feel like a rapist or something, like a dirty old man. But when I have to beg for it or wait and wait, and wait, I get really pissed off. Pissed off to the point that I feel like taking it out on her ass when I finally get it. But I suppose one night of bugging the hell out of her and feeling like a rapist is better than cheating right? Anybody else go through this shit?

IMO you are letting your wife make you feel "dirty" for being a man. All that "fine, yes, yes, you are so selfish" talk is f'ing non-sense. You need to bust her ass on it in a playful manner. I would joke about how not having sex is going to hurt me. w/e...you get the point. I think begging her for it may actually be counter-productive and make you come off as being needy, which most women dislike. Just remain calm and stay in control of the situation. Go beat off; clear your mind.

Do you do anything random for her? You could try randomly doing something for her that is unique; something that only you know she likes.

Just because you are being nice doesn't mean you are being a *****. You are being nice on your own terms. Of course it may look a bit suspicious if you try this right after this downfall of no sex.

[KimboHalfSlice]

Funny story..... She went about a week and a half and I told her this was rediculous. We did it.... and she went another week and a half. I finally told her I would not shave my face until I got what I wanted LOL. She said "You're the one thats gunna look dumb..... not me." So I let the damn beard grow out.....

6 weeks later - in the shower - she told me I looked ridiculous and turned around and stuck her ass out. I realised three things from this:

1) Giving her an ultimatum doesn't work
2) Growing a beard is really itchy
3) 6 weeks without sex is unacceptable and cheating is then acceptible

~Haz~

Do you live with this woman, yeah? I can't imagine going 10 days not having sex with a woman I live with.

But then you say 6 weeks?! SWEET MOTHER OF DIVINE JESUS

If it's not too personal, do you mind me asking why doesn't she want to have sex with you? I mean why did it start out with you waiting 10 days between having sex?

Maybe I'm just young dumb and full of cum but I could never imagine living with a woman I love and not having sex with her regularly.

My current girlfriend is away with her family at the moment, but when she lives here with me we have sex maybe 3 times a day... and then there's the surprise blowjobs I get when I'm watching TV or whatever.

[OH REALLY]

For the record.....

Denied again last night..... SOB

~Haz~

dude you need to tickle her ass for awhile before you ask for it..

[Hazard]

Do you live with this woman, yeah? I can't imagine going 10 days not having sex with a woman I live with.

But then you say 6 weeks?! SWEET MOTHER OF DIVINE JESUS

If it's not too personal, do you mind me asking why doesn't she want to have sex with you? I mean why did it start out with you waiting 10 days between having sex?

Maybe I'm just young dumb and full of cum but I could never imagine living with a woman I love and not having sex with her regularly.

My current girlfriend is away with her family at the moment, but when she lives here with me we have sex maybe 3 times a day... and then there's the surprise blowjobs I get when I'm watching TV or whatever.

Her sex drive is just about gone right now....

She was actually pretty good a month or so ago..... it was about 5-6 times a week. Now her drive is gone again..... i don't know why. Could be the meds shes on.....

~Haz~

[Kratos]

what's she on haz?

[Hazard]

dude you need to tickle her ass for awhile before you ask for it..

LOL I'm not a 14 year old without game..... I know how to go about it. Doesn't matter tho.....

I'd also like to add..... sex is important to me but it's not the sole purpose for my existance like most of you monkeys. I could bang it out everyday for a week or two and then it would get old..... I get bored with women very easily..... sex every single days just accelerates that. Ideally, i'd like it 3-4 times per week.

The problem with the wife tho is that shes very emotional. Sex is important to her too but everything has to be just right..... if shes upset - no sex.... mad - no sex..... depressed - no sex.

~Haz~

[Hazard]

what's she on haz?

Seroquel
Suboxone
Anti-depressant (can't remember which one)

~Haz~

[redz]

If my wife says no I usually just be nice give her some massage/rubs and sometimes her mood changes obviously not always, other times I`m too lazy to rub her and I`ll just go watch some porn lol. She's Colombian and has a pretty good sex drive usually. Only downside is shes not that into oral sex usually but likes 69? Strange I know but I`ll live with it atleast she likes it in the bum.

[Kratos]

Seroquel
Suboxone
Anti-depressant (can't remember which one)

~Haz~

yup, those are the problems
she's on three drugs all know for killing sex drive to the dirt

[Hazard]

If my wife says no I usually just be nice give her some massage/rubs and sometimes her mood changes obviously not always, other times I`m too lazy to rub her and I`ll just go watch some porn lol. She's Colombian and has a pretty good sex drive usually. Only downside is shes not that into oral sex usually but likes 69? Strange I know but I`ll live with it atleast she likes it in the bum.

See..... i've done the same thing. I've massaged her..... i've cooked dinner..... i've pampered her..... none of it works so fvck it - why doit?

yup, those are the problems
she's on three drugs all know for killing sex drive to the dirt

Yep..... it doesn't affect her hard like this all the time but lately it's been really bad. I've tried talking to her about maybe trying to have a talk with the doc about ehr sex drive being killed..... she wont doit. I think shes embarrassed to talk to the doc about it.....

~Haz~

[Kratos]

well, it would likely mean dropping one or more of the drugs

why is she on suboxone?

I wouldn't want to be on the cocktail she's on...I'd be afraid it would turn my brain to mush...unless I really really really needed them to function.