Is it degrading.....

[Kibble]

I ****ed up, but so did my wife. I figured that since she ****ed up, I might as well get mine. Especially since she has been a complete bitch over the past 6 months. But ****, I didn't know that it could get this crazy.

[calgarian]

I ****ed up, but so did my wife. I figured that since she ****ed up, I might as well get mine. Especially since she has been a complete bitch over the past 6 months. But ****, I didn't know that it could get this crazy.

it always will.....it never fail to amuse me

[Kibble]

u r correct on that. Either she is bi-polar or Plain ass crazy . the area in RED is just plain scary.......and she knows where u live and ur wife's phone # just GREAT......


one more thing what the hell is bottoming out????

Well, she doesn't know my Wife's number exactly. I have used about 10 cellphones to contact this girl. Only one of them was my Wife's.

Bottoming out is when your girl has a really shallow vagina, and you only have to go halfway in to hit her guts. Basically, too big to go all the way in her

[calgarian]

Well, she doesn't know my Wife's number exactly. I have used about 10 cellphones to contact this girl. Only one of them was my Wife's.

Bottoming out is when your girl has a really shallow vagina, and you only have to go halfway in to hit her guts. Basically, too big to go all the way in her

Thats y I like Anal.........u can go as far as u can....

[Kibble]

Oh and I neglected my favorite part. The condom ripped in the middle

So once again, shit got real

[calgarian]

Oh and I neglected my favorite part. The condom ripped in the middle

So once again, shit got real

and now she is going to claim that u got her pregnant ...just so she have u by ur balls

[Kibble]

and now she is going to claim that u got her pregnant ...just so she have u by ur balls

lol... There is some calm in this situation. I am married. She is single. If she admits to sleeping with a married man, she is going to lose some serious rank that she worked so hard to get. She knows that. But besides, I doubt I am the only guy she has been with this week

[DSM4Life]

I ****ed up, but so did my wife. I figured that since she ****ed up, I might as well get mine. Especially since she has been a complete bitch over the past 6 months. But ****, I didn't know that it could get this crazy.

So your wife cheating and now your think your entitled ? Listen save BOTH of you a lot of grief and just get a divorce.

[Kibble]

Yeah I thought I was entitled. But me cheating on my wife made me realize just how much I love her, and how much I do not want to lose her. She feels the same way, because she thought I was going to leave with this girl. All I know is that my wife and II had the best sex ever last night, and we can't stop touching each other

[Kibble]

So a word of advice....

If you want to save your marriage, cheat on your spouse.

lol nah just kidding lol.

But anyway, I think I just got rid of her through a series of emails. I hope it is over

[calgarian]

So a word of advice....

If you want to save your marriage, cheat on your spouse.

lol nah just kidding lol.

But anyway, I think I just got rid of her through a series of emails. I hope it is over

for ur sake I hope so...I dont think it is yet........but its just me

[Shinalynn]

Oh wow, so I just updated myself on all the BS going on. She is the typical dorm rat. I have no good advise but maybe you should go ahead and let your wife give the girl a call..30 to 50 min away isnt far at all. Maybe that girl just needs a good bitch slap from the wifey..

[NVR2BIG1]

Hey I never said anything about faithfulness. There is a reason that this girl has fallen in love with me.

I went to go see her. They do grab on her... but watching her makes me realize that she is inviting this behavior. She acted mad about it when I saw it, but then again she was still flirty.

I honestly think that she is just a girl who has had a lot of dicks and is now looking for a way out. It is a shame, because she is drop dead gorgeous. She wants me to leave my wife and get married to her. I told my wife everything. I have to cut it off.

**** playing superhero. I cannot believe that some girls would fake shit like that. I was willing to go to jail for her. She does not realize how bad she ****ed me on this. Thanks guys, for encouraging me not to bitchslap those guys.

Now, those guys are still complete dipshits. For them to let their hormones control their behavior is out of control. They have no discipline and it makes me sick. I am just so ****ing glad that my wife is going to work this out with me. My wife has alcohol problems, and I think she cheated on me a few months back (I made a thread about it), but everybody makes mistakes.

PharmDoc, that was solid advice. It is a good thing I investigated before I threw my freedom away.

On a positive note, since my wife and I both cheated on each other.... I have a feeling that this may make our relationship stronger. We both discovered that we are willing to communicate, and that we were unsatisfied with our sex lives. I think this will open new windows for us

This may come across as a little blunt, but you have a kid who is 2 months old? And you ****ed around on your wife with this girl you say? If anyone should be bitchslapped its you. ****ing around hurts your wife, but in the end its hurting your kid the most. He's going to end up like so many other kids, growing up without his real dad and raised by some other dushe bag, get your shit together. And if there is anything you should learn from this its this; chicks can seem cool as hell, you stick your dick in them they can turn into your worst nightmare

[FranciscoG]

This may come across as a little blunt, but you have a kid who is 2 months old? And you ****ed around on your wife with this girl you say? If anyone should be bitchslapped its you. ****ing around hurts your wife, but in the end its hurting your kid the most. He's going to end up like so many other kids, growing up without his real dad and raised by some other dushe bag, get your shit together. And if there is anything you should learn from this its this; chicks can seem cool as hell, you stick your dick in them they can turn into your worst nightmare

Just try a hit and run, I bet there wont be anymore threads about your wife or problems at work.

Seriously staying faithful is over stated. So on give it a try.

Pick out a girl at the gym it will make your gym life seam a lot more fun and take your mind off other crap.

I am serious. If anyone needs some strange ***** on this thread, you my brother the one.

Staying faithful = bad

Being whore = good

So a word of advice....

If you want to save your marriage, cheat on your spouse.

lol nah just kidding lol.

But anyway, I think I just got rid of her through a series of emails. I hope it is over

Have you thought about the routh of least resistance?

All you have to do is hock your boy up. (I am sure there are a few infantry up for the job)


Here follow these few steps:

1) introduce her to your friend

2) have her exchange numbers with your friend, since you smashed your cell it makes perfect since

3) get into a fight with her, of couse using your friend´s cell

4) she will call back

5) all he has to do is answer and take her side. He then needs to tell her he is going to be around her area in the next hour and offer to hear her bull shit in person....


Problems solved.

[lovbyts]

Well, she doesn't know my Wife's number exactly. I have used about 10 cellphones to contact this girl. Only one of them was my Wife's.

Bottoming out is when your girl has a really shallow vagina, and you only have to go halfway in to hit her guts. Basically, too big to go all the way in her

Stop going out with girls who are only 4' xx LOL
Dont you know, they STRETCH. You just have to keep pushing a little more each time. Eventually the cervix moves out of the way. hahahaha

It is funny to see the stomach rise and fall with each thrust. A few months ago 2 of the girls I was with where laughing their ass off at the 3rd because every time I went in her stomach would rise up several inches. They kept putting their hands on it to push it back down. hahahahaha

Sounds like it could be a messy situation....

[lovbyts]

So a word of advice....

If you want to save your marriage, cheat on your spouse.

lol nah just kidding lol.

But anyway, I think I just got rid of her through a series of emails. I hope it is over

It's NEVER that easy. Now you will probably see the phyco side of her and it will get REALLY crazy.

Have you ever seen the movie Fatal Attraction (1987) If not watch it. I bet tomorrow you will be worried... LOL

[Kibble]

lol I am not going to watch the movie. Hell no. I am trying to put her on friend status, but this shit is hard. She just told me that it is lovers or nothing at all. So of course I told her nothing. Then she emails an hour later saying she changed her mine, but not really. So I need to put that bitch on friend status, and let her see how much I love my Wife. What the hell can I say to make her hate me?

I need some insight from a psycho female. I know there must be a few on this website....

[lovbyts]

lol I am not going to watch the movie. Hell no. I am trying to put her on friend status, but this shit is hard. She just told me that it is lovers or nothing at all. So of course I told her nothing. Then she emails an hour later saying she changed her mine, but not really. So I need to put that bitch on friend status, and let her see how much I love my Wife. What the hell can I say to make her hate me?

I need some insight from a psycho female. I know there must be a few on this website....

Watch the movie. It will give you all the insight you need. Really and it's closer to real life than most would like to admit... Watch it.

[tupollo]

I dont know how the HR works in the military but I suspect it's pretty fvcked and they would rather get rid of the person who is having the problem than the people causing it.

depends which branch. some still preach that you represent the military on and off duty and you will act as such. discipline and the rules are strictly enforced (to the point of silliness.shaving in a combat zone just to keep the men on their toes and in line for example).of course those guys usually dont have women around them in the first place being infantry and all.the few that are around would be treated like sisters and any wrong kind of grab ass and some ones gonna end up in the hospital for real.

as far as command: after your charged,jailed,fined or imprisoned they'll double jeopardy your ass with the ucmj.

[tupollo]

You sure she is not just making it up.

my experience in the workplace is that certain women tend to blow things out of proportion usually when surrounded in the boys club and take ridicule to seriously.its hard to walk the line of being one of the boys and still be a broad(and i use that word with respect.in my neck of the woods there are broads/ladies and tramps.yes we love dean martin. yes were lame but at least we dont listen to what people call dance music).

crying after being in the barrel isnt gonna make it better either.

some one had to be the dick in this thread. guess its me today.srry.

[tupollo]

Hey I never said anything about faithfulness. There is a reason that this girl has fallen in love with me.

I went to go see her. They do grab on her... but watching her makes me realize that she is inviting this behavior. She acted mad about it when I saw it, but then again she was still flirty.

I honestly think that she is just a girl who has had a lot of dicks and is now looking for a way out. It is a shame, because she is drop dead gorgeous. She wants me to leave my wife and get married to her. I told my wife everything. I have to cut it off.

**** playing superhero. I cannot believe that some girls would fake shit like that. I was willing to go to jail for her. She does not realize how bad she ****ed me on this. Thanks guys, for encouraging me not to bitchslap those guys.

Now, those guys are still complete dipshits. For them to let their hormones control their behavior is out of control. They have no discipline and it makes me sick. I am just so ****ing glad that my wife is going to work this out with me. My wife has alcohol problems, and I think she cheated on me a few months back (I made a thread about it), but everybody makes mistakes.

PharmDoc, that was solid advice. It is a good thing I investigated before I threw my freedom away.

On a positive note, since my wife and I both cheated on each other.... I have a feeling that this may make our relationship stronger. We both discovered that we are willing to communicate, and that we were unsatisfied with our sex lives. I think this will open new windows for us

i hate it when i decide to post before finishing the thread....suse me while search for a hammer to slam into my head.

[calgarian]

Oh wow, so I just updated myself on all the BS going on. She is the typical dorm rat. I have no good advise but maybe you should go ahead and let your wife give the girl a call..30 to 50 min away isnt far at all. Maybe that girl just needs a good bitch slap from the wifey..

prob. u already know this but they are dime a dozen..

[calgarian]

lol I am not going to watch the movie. Hell no. I am trying to put her on friend status, but this shit is hard. She just told me that it is lovers or nothing at all. So of course I told her nothing. Then she emails an hour later saying she changed her mine, but not really. So I need to put that bitch on friend status, and let her see how much I love my Wife. What the hell can I say to make her hate me?

I need some insight from a psycho female. I know there must be a few on this website....

no friend shit is going to work i know u r trying to be polite and shit dont be stop the contact u will receive cpl of emails, on fcebook message (if u r into that shit) but she will get the message..

[calgarian]

now that u r no longer friends where is the picture u wanna be whore....

[Kibble]

Ok well I tried again to make her friends. She knows that my wife and I had planned to get divorced. I made a thread about 6 months ago (It was called "So Confused") about me ready to leave my wife, because I was 99% positive she ****ed around (found a condom wrapper in her purse after she dissapeared all night upon being caught kissing some guy on the neck). She is under the impression that I am still leaving my wife, even though this incident brought us closer together. Well.... I told her that we should be friends until this blows over. Well, she just sent me an email tongiht. Jesus ****ing Christ I am afraid now lol. It sounds like something I wrote my wife when we fell in love with each other.

I will copy and paste the email below...

[Kibble]

ok baby, i'm back. that lasted a little longer than expected. we walked around downtown and had girl talk again. we do that quite often. it's nice to not be around guys sometimes. no offense babe lol. anyway. back to my message...

babe. i LOVE you. like looooove you. seriously. that e-mail you sent means a lot to me. i've read it like 934831283 times. i'm pathetic, i know. you seriously made me fell so much better and i want to say thank you for that.

i'm really sorry about earlier today. i am just an emotional wreck, and i know you are too. this isn't easy on anyone but as long as i have you by my side i will be ok. WE will be ok babe.

sweetie, i am learning to trust people all over again. and i'm not one of those people that are like wah wah poor me i've been ****ed over so i won't trust anyone. because we have all been ****ed over at some point in our lives. i don't even know what my point is with this. i guess that it's hard for me to just trust people, especially in a situation like this. my mind starts to wander and you already know i over analyze shit and worry too much. but with you, it's different. i do have doubts that creep up every once in awhile but i'm only human. i do trust you babe. if you tell me you aren't going to see anyone else for the entire time we are apart, and if you tell me you aren't going to live with her after you leave korea, and all of the things we've talked about then i will believe you. i just need you to tell me how much you love me and that you still want to be with me every single day. it reassures me and makes me feel good. like i am going through this and waiting on you for a definite reason not a maybe we might work out one day type thing. make sense? and if everything you told me in that e-mail is true i will definitely wait this one out. definitely.

as far as the sex goes, if you really don't want to, we don't have to. but you're not stopping me from kissing you. sorry babe. not going to happen. well, i don't know about the sex part either. i'll just have to rape you if you wont put out. sexual assault is high in korea, and i'm willing to take my chances with you lol.

baby, my family would adore you...especially my mama. my brother and sister would too. and ESPECIALLY my grandpa lol. he was an MP in the army so if you have anything to do with the military, you're in like flynn. as long as you treat me good, you'll be all good with my brother. i'm his baby sister, so he's sort of protective. but he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. my sister is kind of weird though. for real. she is older than me but she is teeny tiny little thing. she doesn't even weigh 90 pounds. she doesn't talk much either and she thinks i'm nuts. but she's kind of right about that haha. anyway. don't worry about my family not liking you. if i tell them how happy you make me, that's all that matters to them and they will accept you with open arms. hix is the one you need to worry about though. that girl means so much to me. but, she already says how i seem happier since you and i got together. so that's definitely a good sign. and she said she wanted to meet you! omg i can't wait until we are together. and everyone actually likes everyone and gets along. life is going to be so goddam great.

baby, as far as ever being just friends goes? sorry but that's out of the question. i am so goddam in love you with it's unreal. i could never just hang out with you as a friend and not do anything a couple would do. it's impossible lol. you're just going to have to deal with us being more than friends. which is kind of the point if we are supposed to spend forever together anyway lol. being in the friend zone would not make this easier. plus i think it'd last like a day anyway until i was like ok i cant take it i love you.

if you come back to korea, your life is over. lol i'm for real. you wouldn't be able to leave my room. i'd have to locked in here every second you weren't at work and you'd never have clothes on lol. i'd just make sure to keep my room stocked up with a metric ass ton of food because you're the hungriest person i have ever met. but it's adorable. now i kind of want some shit to go down so you have to come back to me. that's selfish but hey..it happens.

baby, will you please call me tonight? i miss your voice. other than being with you physically, hearing your voice makes me happier than anything in the whole world. just to hear you say you love me...ugh..my heart. you didn't call me last night even though i asked you to, punk. so tonight, my little pink phone better be ringing! plus, i'm fixin to go to sleep right now because i have nothing else to do so don't feel bad about me being tired. i'll be getting PLENTY of sleep tonight..just like last night. i promise i wont be too grumpy when you call.

ok babe, i'll let you go now. just know that i miss you terribly and i love you so much that words can't even describe it.

ps. i'm sad this will be our last weekend. but i just look at it as the start to our future. the sooner you get out of here, the sooner you deploy, the sooner you get back, and the sooner i will be in your arms every single day. ugh i cant wait.

oh but i am coming to the airport when you leave. i have to.

kk. I LOVE YOU.

[Kibble]

Anyway, I busted out the heavy artillery an hour ago. I told her that I take steroids . i told her that I sell weed. I told her that I roll all the time. I told her that I have a shiity record, and bad credit. I told her that my Father and Brother are convicted felons. I told her that I hate evrybody and that I am about to disown my own Mother.

She said all of that is minor shit, and it doesn't matter....

[Kibble]

Damn I am bitching about all of this like a whiny prepubescent highscool bitch.

I am tellin her to **** off so I can get this over with

[calgarian]

ummm....Clingy, insecure, and simply put my friend u r SHIT outta luck. She is talking about meeting her family and shit I think u only met her 2 weeks ago?is it just me or she is jumping the gun???

i just need you to tell me how much you love me and that you still want to be with me every single day. it reassures me and makes me feel good. like i am going through this and waiting on you for a definite reason not a maybe we might work out one day type thing. make sense? and if everything you told me in that e-mail is true i will definitely wait this one out. definitely.

WTF did u tell her???? Here is something Haz will love.....

Condoms $4
Hotel room $80
sex with 4'11 women ...painful
receiving email like this Priceless.....

I bet that u already replied to her didnt u? if u didnt just keep quite u r not helping the situation....

[Kibble]

She said she is coming to the airport

shit.just.got.real

[calgarian]

She said she is coming to the airport

shit.just.got.real

I told u this shit aint over......what u didnt believe me????
let me guess ur wife will be there as well??? oh great I want to be fly on the wall

let me guess u told her what time ur flight is...didnt u? my friend u r SCREWED.....before u reply to her could u please ask for advise.......

[Kibble]

lol ok I need advice.

No she doesn't know what time or day. However, they have a Chilis restaraunt on her base. My wife wants me to take her there this weekend. I am going to just act sick or some shit, and have her take my Mom instead.

[calgarian]

lol ok I need advice.

No she doesn't know what time or day. However, they have a Chilis restaraunt on her base. My wife wants me to take her there this weekend. I am going to just act sick or some shit, and have her take my Mom instead.

I say dont involve your wife not just yet.u can deal with her by urself....just give her wrong day make sure it is after u leave(if you have to). First cut down all the communications None whatsoever. In her mind the only reason u r not with her is ur wife and u "love" her.....keep in mind. She knows where u live and she is crazy I dont know what to tell you. Is your wife going with you to Hawii??

[Kibble]

Yeah my wife and 3 kids. So I will tell her the wrong date. Good call bro. I will tell her about 3 days after. That is perfect too, cause I will have to shut my internet off. I just want those wheels to elave the airport. Once I am inbound for Hawaii, I will be free. But then again, she knows I am going to Hawaii for 3 years

[calgarian]

Yeah my wife and 3 kids. So I will tell her the wrong date. Good call bro. I will tell her about 3 days after. That is perfect too, cause I will have to shut my internet off. I just want those wheels to elave the airport. Once I am inbound for Hawaii, I will be free. But then again, she knows I am going to Hawaii for 3 years

U really think she is going to wait for you for 3 yrs???? she will say she is going to but believe me she will fvck ard not that u be caring abt it....where is the fvcking pictures??????

[Kibble]

Bro, if she ****s around on me, that will be incredible. That means that I am free from that shit. i am just buying my time. 20 more days....

[calgarian]

Bro, if she ****s around on me, that will be incredible. That means that I am free from that shit. i am just buying my time. 20 more days....

Again where is the picture???

[Kibble]

[Kibble]

lmao that is just wrong lol (it's not really her)

[calgarian]

lmao that is just wrong lol (it's not really her)

I know cause i was going to tell u to check ur eye sight.....