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  1. 03-02-2011, 12:28 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Its close...and bitches love to phuck me
    so they can say ..."i am not almost virgin anymore i fvck a baby carrot" ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    for a guy who has no game u sure can come up with lot of BS
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    so they can say ..."i am not almost virgin anymore i fvck a baby carrot" ?
    listen here Hooked on Phonics... who actually uses the term "game" anymore... especially in broken english...

    and speaking of game, the only game you have is in a wild game preserve, chasin those hippo's. rhino's.... not a lot of skill there my fuzzy friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    listen here Hooked on Phonics... who actually uses the term "game" anymore... especially in broken english...

    and speaking of game, the only game you have is in a wild game preserve, chasin those hippo's. rhino's.... not a lot of skill there my fuzzy friend
    anything beats dating a 4 feet tall Chinese chick and telling everybody thats ur d!ck is too big for her....we all know abt ur baby carrott.
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  4. 03-02-2011, 02:08 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    anything beats dating a 4 feet tall Chinese chick and telling everybody thats ur d!ck is too big for her....we all know abt ur baby carrott.
    actually she was almost 6'... and yes, a vegetarian, so baby carrots are good for her.
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    6' tall Chinese girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    so they can say ..."i am not almost virgin anymore i fvck a baby carrot" ?
    Yes, they like how I break them in easy, then they are ready for the big dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    actually she was almost 6'... and yes, a vegetarian, so baby carrots are good for her.
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    6' tall Chinese girl?
    TG Chinese????
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    i just hate when a woman tells me her vagina is shallow and it ends up being grand canyon deep..
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    I just asked my girl and im by far the biggest shes ever seen.... lol. Ignorance is bliss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    i just hate when a woman tells me her vagina is shallow and it ends up being grand canyon deep..
    fvcking in the thin air....i know the feeling
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    fvcking in the thin air....i know the feeling
    like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    i just hate when a woman tells me her vagina is shallow and it ends up being grand canyon deep..
    @$$holes are tight everytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    6' tall Chinese girl?
    5'9 is close enough when most are sub 5'... I like to lie a lot... did I mention my 10" schnitzel?
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    i dont lie about it... i just say dont get to excited

    or if they make fun of the little guy and laugh i say spread those asscheeks and well see whos laughing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    5'9 is close enough when most are sub 5'... I like to lie a lot... did I mention my 10" schnitzel?
    Lol. That's why I was curious. Most Asian men are like 5'7" or less so a 6' Asian girl is rare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lol. That's why I was curious. Most Asian men are like 5'7" or less so a 6' Asian girl is rare.
    and she would be totally comfortable getting licked by KP cause he is only 5'4".......Italian in Asians body? including his baby carrot
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  18. 03-03-2011, 04:38 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im the big one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Im the big one
    still a baby carrot.
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    Yah, but Ive got the biggest baby carrot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Yah, but Ive got the biggest baby carrot
    ok point made....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Yah, but Ive got the biggest baby carrot
    How hard is your carrot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life;55****5
    How hard is your carrot?
    if you rinse it under the sink it should get harder
    Last edited by LatissimusaurousRex; 03-03-2011 at 07:02 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex;55****8
    if you rinse it under the sink it should get harder
    So it gets engorged and swells....yum
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    Quote Originally Posted by X83 View Post
    Men are also known to lie about their age, height, weight, income, intelligence, sexual activity and drum roll please.......................... masturbating.
    I call BS. I am honest about all those things. 29, 195, $450K a year, 145 IQ, get laid ALL THE TIME.....so I never need to masturbate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
    then they wonder y u cant cum for 45 minutes....give me some friction
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    I call BS. I am honest about all those things. 29, 195, $450K a year, 145 IQ, get laid ALL THE TIME.....so I never need to masturbate.
    who cares if you need to... its just so damn fun.
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    Instead of talking about it to them I just send pics visual reference is always a sure go. Hey when I have a gf we could have sex a couple times a day and Id still masterbate so yes I masterbate. Some girls want sex twice a week.... I want it twice in the morning even with my crazy stamina.
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    I'm above average like 6.5-7 inches long and 6 inches girth (I buy large condoms for the girth) I've had quite a few women tell me i'm big... Although my one Puma X never said I was big she only said thick.. supposedly her x bf was a bit longer then me. My current GF likes to say I have a monster cock, good thing for me the 2 other guys she has been with are average or below, she brought up anal before we ****ed on the phone and now she isn't eager at all!

    Like the one poster said it all depends on what the girl is used to, if your slightly above average and the girl is used to average or below average she will be like like oh wow your big. In the past I've told a girl I've got some pretty good size and when we got down to business she will be like oh wow you weren't kidding. I'm not cruel like that to get a girls hopes up and not deliver the goods.
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    Im all about the overpromise and underdeliver
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Im all about the overpromise and underdeliver
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Im all about the overpromise and underdeliver
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    a girl just asked me she wants my carrot..........what should i say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    a girl just asked me she wants my carrot..........what should i say?
    get ready for the worst 2 minutes of your life
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex View Post
    get ready for the worst 2 minutes of your life
    2 minutes 20 seconds....
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    so she will be all exited and say "yeah baby give it to me" and i will say give it to you? I am done...see ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    a girl just asked me she wants my carrot..........what should i say?
    sounds like she told you she wants it? or do you mean you offered it and she questioned whether you were serious?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    2 minutes 20 seconds....
    dude, nice... I see those Kegel excersises you talked about to increase your stamina have already doubled your fvck times... be proud man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    dude, nice... I see those Kegel excersises you talked about to increase your stamina have already doubled your fvck times... be proud man
    if that can improve u from 2 seconds to 10 it can do wonders for me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    sounds like she told you she wants it? or do you mean you offered it and she questioned whether you were serious?
    that happened to me.......the second one happened to u remember with that 6 feet tall girl
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