Fat girls

**Razor** · 06-01-2012, 02:29 AM

Aight pony it up if you have ever dirty legged it with a fat girl. And what was the story. Taking one for the team, jumping on the grenade you name it.

I'll add +1 for Dan off the top

AD · 06-01-2012, 02:44 AM

when i was much much younger, when quantity was more important than quality, i may have let my guard down once...

yes, once...

**Renesis** · 06-01-2012, 02:51 AM

I hit it all, cept girls darker than me that's a no no.

**DCI** · 06-01-2012, 03:52 AM

Everyone has done a fat girl and anyone who says they haven't either are lying or they have just mentally blocked it from their memories

I'm looking at gixxer here

**xXthehulkXx** · 06-01-2012, 04:36 AM

I tried. Couldn't get it up looking at her. :P

**DSM4Life** · 06-01-2012, 04:55 AM

**sgt2jay** · 06-01-2012, 06:43 AM

looks like not o soul on here has a story to share. well im not proud so ill kick it off.

Back in the Army days lets just say an Infantry Grunt will hit just about anything. I was driving a rather hefty girl home for a friend when along the way she reaches over and say can I. things get a bit heated so i pull into one of those do it your self car wash (the kind where you can close the doors). turns out because of her size and lack of flexabitlity there just wasnt enough room in the small cab of my Toyota Tacoma. I will end it with she was very confortable on the cold concrete floor with my coat as a mat.

ok the challange is there top it. HA HA HA HA

**tcw** · 06-01-2012, 07:22 AM

I don't mind a little meat and potatoes, a little side of beef...

BUT i ain't buying the whole Farm !

When a girl introduces herself as "Eclipse"...then its time to draw the line.

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

**gixxerboy1** · 06-01-2012, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by DCI

Everyone has done a fat girl and anyone who says they haven't either are lying or they have just mentally blocked it from their memories

I'm looking at gixxer here

lol. i havent and wont. I'd rather go home alone of there is always ugly skinny girls. I dont know why anyone would bang some slob

**Igifuno** · 06-01-2012, 07:38 AM

Calgarian?......

**sgt2jay** · 06-01-2012, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

lol. i havent and wont. I'd rather go home alone of there is always ugly skinny girls. I dont know why anyone would bang some slob

Spend a month in a Jungle ya might change your mind. lol im not trying to justify it just saying.

**Nooomoto** · 06-01-2012, 08:41 AM

Before I moved out of my mom's house, maybe 5 or 6 years ago, there was this chick this insanely huge fat chick that lived down the street. I mean like so fat she was deformed from being fat. Well I never really talked to her, but we knew of each other's existence.

One night I was on AOL when people still used AOL, and I was in the Miami chat room and started randomly talking to this chick. In conversation we figured out we live down the street from each other. It was like 2 am, so and I was planning on rubbing one out and going to sleep. But **** it, she lives 3 houses down, might as well right? So she comes over and sits down on one of my lawn chairs and shit just happened. So we go inside and I plowed her. Not sure why I did it. It wasn't good, she was absolutely disgusting and her vag was destroyed, like not even the slightest hint of any vaginal/pelvic muscle strength.

So I hit that shit...and then afterwards I couldn't stop but think "Why did you do that?"...full of regret and just sad about what I had done. We never spoke beyond a passing "Hi" on the street.

**sgt2jay** · 06-01-2012, 09:25 AM

ok RAZR you started this lets hear it from a Marine.

**DCI** · 06-01-2012, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

lol. i havent and wont. I'd rather go home alone of there is always ugly skinny girls. I dont know why anyone would bang some slob

Lol, thought might be seeing you defending yourself here

Denial is the first step man

lol

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

Before I moved out of my mom's house, maybe 5 or 6 years ago, there was this chick this insanely huge fat chick that lived down the street. I mean like so fat she was deformed from being fat. Well I never really talked to her, but we knew of each other's existence.

One night I was on AOL when people still used AOL, and I was in the Miami chat room and started randomly talking to this chick. In conversation we figured out we live down the street from each other. It was like 2 am, so and I was planning on rubbing one out and going to sleep. But **** it, she lives 3 houses down, might as well right? So she comes over and sits down on one of my lawn chairs and shit just happened. So we go inside and I plowed her. Not sure why I did it. It wasn't good, she was absolutely disgusting and her vag was destroyed, like not even the slightest hint of any vaginal/pelvic muscle strength.

So I hit that shit...and then afterwards I couldn't stop but think "Why did you do that?"...full of regret and just sad about what I had done. We never spoke beyond a passing "Hi" on the street.

That is one of the funniest posts I've read on here for a long time quality, the flab of shame good man

As a buddy says, he who ****s ugly, ****s often

**JohnnyVegas** · 06-01-2012, 10:43 AM

I have never slept with a heavy girl. I have always had a problem with fat people in general and cannot find them sexually appealing no matter how much alcohol I have. Like Gixxer said, there are always ugly skinny girls...and that I have done. Usually because I actually liked them, not as a last resort.

**RaginCajun** · 06-01-2012, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Calgarian?......

that's a given!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-01-2012, 11:11 AM

Ok so Im in some chat room back in the day when I was like 140 lbs sopping wet and theres a girl on cam. Shes a ginger with huge titties. I mean they looked like fun. Turns out shes in my town. We agree to meet. I meet her at some restaurant or something. I don't know what the fuk they do to those cameras but this girl was big I mean she was an HB (Huge Bitch). Yeah she had big tits but the rest of her was big too. I couldn't tell from the camera not sure why probably because I hadn't gotten any in a while. I walk her around downtown at college I mean dozens and dozens of people are passing us and even though they are strangers it was so uncomfortable the idea they might think this girl is my girlfriend. I know thats kind of mean to say but yeah. I take her back to my place and start playing with her titties which is what got me in this situation in the first place. She kind of smelled bad.. I don't know what it is about women but in my experience if they don't take care of their appearance they also have BO the two go hand in hand. I asked her if I could fingerbang her. I don't know why I asked permission I guess cause I am retarded. Before things went much further we started talking and basically I guess she wasn't ok with meeting someone and hooking up after knowing each other 30 minutes. I dropped her off and said I would call her. I think she started crying I don't remember it all it was so long ago and I tried to block this memory out. Never talked to her again thank god nothing against her but it was really uncomfortable.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-01-2012, 11:22 AM

^^^ so moral of the story is you got denied by a fat ginger

**Times Roman** · 06-01-2012, 11:29 AM

define "fat girl"

**jasc** · 06-01-2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

^^^ so moral of the story is you got denied by a fat ginger

Ouch!!!

No need to lie CDP.. we all know you smashed it.. I knew this kid kinda looked familiar..

**JohnnyVegas** · 06-01-2012, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

^^^ so moral of the story is you got denied by a fat ginger

Doh!

**evander87** · 06-01-2012, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

define "fat girl"

Yeah

Fat like the girls in the photo in this thread? Nope never.

Girls that could stand to lose 10lbs? Yeah I've hit a few of those. But I was a fattie and alcohol was involved. Beer google run thick with me.

**gearbox** · 06-01-2012, 02:07 PM

We still need a definition for a fat girl. Cause Jessica Simpson was hot imo on a few shows and she was no where close to a gixxer size 0

**Razor** · 06-01-2012, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by gearbox

We still need a definition for a fat girl. Cause Jessica Simpson was hot imo on a few shows and she was no where close to a gixxer size 0

I think gix would have done Jessica even when she's over weight ..its Jessica Simpson

**Times Roman** · 06-01-2012, 02:17 PM

let's see if i can take a stab at it....

multiple variables:
more interested in food than in maintaining a nice figure
beer belly
more than 30% body fat
doesn't appear feminine, nor does she act it
has rolls of fat on her
gives a "rebel yell" every time she passes by a pizza hut

needs one or more variable

**RaginCajun** · 06-01-2012, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

let's see if i can take a stab at it....

multiple variables:
more interested in food than in maintaining a nice figure
beer belly
more than 30% body fat
doesn't appear feminine, nor does she act it
has rolls of fat on her
gives a "rebel yell" every time she passes by a pizza hut

needs one or more variable

hahahaha, i like that one!

**Razor** · 06-01-2012, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

let's see if i can take a stab at it....

multiple variables:
more interested in food than in maintaining a nice figure
beer belly
more than 30% body fat
doesn't appear feminine, nor does she act it
has rolls of fat on her
gives a "rebel yell" every time she passes by a pizza hut

needs one or more variable

When you can't tell if its a male or female...its a wookie no doubt

**Shol'va** · 06-01-2012, 05:30 PM

No way would I even If I were straight. Besides it would get old having to buy 100 pound bag of flour each week just to find the wet spot.

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-01-2012, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

^^^ so moral of the story is you got denied by a fat ginger

Are you into scat porn cause I want to take a dump on your chest while chocolate rain plays in the background

**spywizard** · 06-01-2012, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

lol. i havent and wont. I'd rather go home alone of there is always ugly skinny girls. I dont know why anyone would bang some slob

and skinny small breasted woman they are easy pickins..

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-01-2012, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

and skinny small breasted woman they are easy pickins..

Kind of depends on where you live. I find in larger areas this is true. I live in a military town right now. Military guys will fuk anything with a vadge, so some of the.. not so bangin women get an ego here.

Ive seen men who could practically model with stuff I would not date only one night stand. Thats a military town for you.

**Times Roman** · 06-02-2012, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Kind of depends on where you live. I find in larger areas this is true. I live in a military town right now. Military guys will fuk anything with a vadge, so some of the.. not so bangin women get an ego here.

Ive seen men who could practically model with stuff I would not date only one night stand. Thats a military town for you.

military towns really don't count. I was at Ft. Stewart, outside the gate was Hinesville. asked a fat chic to dance at a bar one time, she threw her head back and turned me down cold saying "i've got a boyfriend". wtf? just a dance....

**calgarian** · 06-03-2012, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Calgarian?......

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

that's a given!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as soon as i saw the thread title i knew my name will be mentioned here......mother fvckers...lol

**Twin** · 06-03-2012, 12:14 AM

i was 17 years old and like 100lbs and i was on a crusie and a virgin at the time. and there was a teenclub and this fat girl came up to me and asked wanna dance. and it felt good at the time. even though i was little embarrassed.. it felt good to have a fat ass grinding all over me. especialyl when i was leaning on the wall . and even got a boner at the time... so i continued the dance. then we make out and i bring her back to my room and i do the deed.

It was funny because i was fingering her at first and i was still in shock at the time at the feeling of vag but also at the fatness.... of how her vag looked like. then shes like "put it in" or "fk me" and i was soft!!! so i took my other hand and wacked my self off for a minute to get hard then i put the condom on and did the deed. couldnt get it up!! felt so fake and also her bellykept me up. had no clue what i was doing!!

but the lesson of the day was to never bang a fat bitch ever again!!!!

that is my story...

especially now that i am into fitness. i absolutely hate fat girls. they always tend to be very lazy and just slobs and have no respect for themselves or care.. they eat w/e they want and are rude pigs. and i just have bad experiences with them. like i would see them eating burger king then throwing the bags in the parking lot like scum bags (when i have my cheatmeal) and idk they just piss me off and i hate them!!! i absolutely hate fat girls now!! they most of the time complain they cant lose weight or they dont have time to exercise, but thats bs when i see them sitting on there fat ass tanning. or always eating junkfood in the breakroom at work etc. weak minded fat disgusting pieces of sh!ts!!

**SexySweetheart** · 06-03-2012, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by Twin

i was 17 years old and like 100lbs and i was on a crusie and a virgin at the time. and there was a teenclub and this fat girl came up to me and asked wanna dance. and it felt good at the time. even though i was little embarrassed.. it felt good to have a fat ass grinding all over me. especialyl when i was leaning on the wall . and even got a boner at the time... so i continued the dance. then we make out and i bring her back to my room and i do the deed.

It was funny because i was fingering her at first and i was still in shock at the time at the feeling of vag but also at the fatness.... of how her vag looked like. then shes like "put it in" or "fk me" and i was soft!!! so i took my other hand and wacked my self off for a minute to get hard then i put the condom on and did the deed. couldnt get it up!! felt so fake and also her bellykept me up. had no clue what i was doing!!

but the lesson of the day was to never bang a fat bitch ever again!!!!

that is my story...

especially now that i am into fitness. i absolutely hate fat girls. they always tend to be very lazy and just slobs and have no respect for themselves or care.. they eat w/e they want and are rude pigs. and i just have bad experiences with them. like i would see them eating burger king then throwing the bags in the parking lot like scum bags (when i have my cheatmeal) and idk they just piss me off and i hate them!!! i absolutely hate fat girls now!! they most of the time complain they cant lose weight or they dont have time to exercise, but thats bs when i see them sitting on there fat ass tanning. or always eating junkfood in the breakroom at work etc. weak minded fat disgusting pieces of sh!ts!!

WOW
speachless

**gearbox** · 06-03-2012, 01:11 AM

I will add no I do not like fat girls but many are nice and considerate people. But I totally agree with the bs about I try to lose weight or I cant lose weight! It makes me.mad cause I have a few friends and they are big girls and they are never going to land a good guy...
Maybe they should move to a military town.
And I have never hooked up with a fat chick. Fat is 20 lbs over weight imo

**SEOINAGE** · 06-03-2012, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

let's see if i can take a stab at it....

multiple variables:
more interested in food than in maintaining a nice figure
beer belly
more than 30% body fat
doesn't appear feminine, nor does she act it
has rolls of fat on her
gives a "rebel yell" every time she passes by a pizza hut

needs one or more variable

You'd be surprised how many girls have 30% bf, 25% is very common for most women, and you wouldn't ever know it.

**paulzane** · 06-03-2012, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by twin

i was 17 years old and like 100lbs and i was on a crusie and a virgin at the time. And there was a teenclub and this fat girl came up to me and asked wanna dance. And it felt good at the time. Even though i was little embarrassed.. It felt good to have a fat ass grinding all over me. Especialyl when i was leaning on the wall . And even got a boner at the time... So i continued the dance. Then we make out and i bring her back to my room and i do the deed.

It was funny because i was fingering her at first and i was still in shock at the time at the feeling of vag but also at the fatness.... Of how her vag looked like. Then shes like "put it in" or "fk me" and i was soft!!! So i took my other hand and wacked my self off for a minute to get hard then i put the condom on and did the deed. Couldnt get it up!! Felt so fake and also her bellykept me up. Had no clue what i was doing!!

But the lesson of the day was to never bang a fat bitch ever again!!!!

That is my story...

Especially now that i am into fitness. I absolutely hate fat girls. They always tend to be very lazy and just slobs and have no respect for themselves or care.. They eat w/e they want and are rude pigs. And i just have bad experiences with them. Like i would see them eating burger king then throwing the bags in the parking lot like scum bags (when i have my cheatmeal) and idk they just piss me off and i hate them!!! I absolutely hate fat girls now!! They most of the time complain they cant lose weight or they dont have time to exercise, but thats bs when i see them sitting on there fat ass tanning. Or always eating junkfood in the breakroom at work etc. Weak minded fat disgusting pieces of sh!ts!!

brilliant!

**Skyrinegt** · 06-03-2012, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by Twin

i was 17 years old and like 100lbs and i was on a crusie and a virgin at the time. and there was a teenclub and this fat girl came up to me and asked wanna dance. and it felt good at the time. even though i was little embarrassed.. it felt good to have a fat ass grinding all over me. especialyl when i was leaning on the wall . and even got a boner at the time... so i continued the dance. then we make out and i bring her back to my room and i do the deed.

It was funny because i was fingering her at first and i was still in shock at the time at the feeling of vag but also at the fatness.... of how her vag looked like. then shes like "put it in" or "fk me" and i was soft!!! so i took my other hand and wacked my self off for a minute to get hard then i put the condom on and did the deed. couldnt get it up!! felt so fake and also her bellykept me up. had no clue what i was doing!!

but the lesson of the day was to never bang a fat bitch ever again!!!!

that is my story...

especially now that i am into fitness. i absolutely hate fat girls. they always tend to be very lazy and just slobs and have no respect for themselves or care.. they eat w/e they want and are rude pigs. and i just have bad experiences with them. like i would see them eating burger king then throwing the bags in the parking lot like scum bags (when i have my cheatmeal) and idk they just piss me off and i hate them!!! i absolutely hate fat girls now!! they most of the time complain they cant lose weight or they dont have time to exercise, but thats bs when i see them sitting on there fat ass tanning. or always eating junkfood in the breakroom at work etc. weak minded fat disgusting pieces of sh!ts!!

Lol the last paragraph was good stuff