Dumb shit youve made girls say

[Rwy]

dated a smokin black girl for about 6 months.. she acted super white, so i nicknamed her white trash.. always got a good laugh out of her referring to herself as that..

"fvck my tight white trash *****"

I always wanted to bang a mean nasty black chick unfotunately most of the time the ones with the bad attitude are hideous

[Times Roman]

I always wanted to bang a mean nasty black chick unfotunately most of the time the ones with the bad attitude are hideous

had me a real hottie one time. in public, she had her ways abouut her. but at home, she was SMOKING!

[gearbox]

I told my friend join about you and she would like to join next time...

[gixxerboy1]

I'm not going to poop right for a week

[castiron]

Hmm I ****ed a chick when Im was in high school and had to escape my parents house to go across the street to a vacant house. So anyways the house is huuge, 3 stories, and i banged her on the 3rd floor balcony bent over the railing. So were done and I go to open the door and the thing had locked behind us. At that point I freak out and start kicking the door, which is glass, but couldnt break it because it was hurricane glass. I ended up having to climb up the railing, poke a hole in the screen, shimmy across, and then cut the screen on either side of the supports to slide down three stories like a fireman. I about shit my pants. After that she called me badass every time i ****ed her...

[dooie]

Hmm I ****ed a chick when Im was in high school and had to escape my parents house to go across the street to a vacant house. So anyways the house is huuge, 3 stories, and i banged her on the 3rd floor balcony bent over the railing. So were done and I go to open the door and the thing had locked behind us. At that point I freak out and start kicking the door, which is glass, but couldnt break it because it was hurricane glass. I ended up having to climb up the railing, poke a hole in the screen, shimmy across, and then cut the screen on either side of the supports to slide down three stories like a fireman. I about shit my pants. After that she called me badass every time i ****ed her...

How does this have anything to do with what dumb shit you made her say?

[Rwy]

had me a real hottie one time. in public, she had her ways abouut her. but at home, she was SMOKING!

I have been with couple of cute ones but hygene is different then white girls. Not that they were dirty but seriously its 2012 most girls should be getting brazilian waxes

[Rwy]

Actually I remember this girl brought me home form a bar and I was ****ing wasted and we were hooking up so I took her pants off and rammed my pointer finger in her ass

She grabs me and goes at what point in time do you think its ok to ram your finger in my ass after hooking up with me for 15 minutes. I really couldnt say anything because it was pretty ****ed up. So I took it out and there was this uncomfortable silence for a minute but then we continued. She still let me bang her too

[gixxerboy1]

Actually I remember this girl brought me home form a bar and I was ****ing wasted and we were hooking up so I took her pants off and rammed my pointer finger in her ass

She grabs me and goes at what point in time do you think its ok to ram your finger in my ass after hooking up with me for 15 minutes. I really couldnt say anything because it was pretty ****ed up. So I took it out and there was this uncomfortable silence for a minute but then we continued. She still let me bang her too

lol thats good

[spywizard]

Actually I remember this girl brought me home form a bar and I was ****ing wasted and we were hooking up so I took her pants off and rammed my pointer finger in her ass

She grabs me and goes at what point in time do you think its ok to ram your finger in my ass after hooking up with me for 15 minutes. I really couldnt say anything because it was pretty ****ed up. So I took it out and there was this uncomfortable silence for a minute but then we continued. She still let me bang her too

that was a good one.. i got a mental picture..

[spywizard]

IT's not so much what i make her scream..

but i always scream out my own name while i orgasam..

it's the shit..

[GetItHot]

but seriously its 2012 most girls should be getting brazilian waxes

No shiit. Gotta knock down them weeds.

[paulzane]

This has got to be spoken in a Scottish accent for the full impact!

"A ken wha ya mean ... but ma hole is too wee"

Translation:

"I know what you mean ... but my hole is too small" ..... It wasn't ..lol

[lovbyts]

I asked a girl (when she was drunk) I had been dating a short time do you know the difference between like and love? She said no. I said spit and swallow. I had to explain a little bit since she was drunk but she was drunk enough to say you know I love you.... Yup, that was the first night of no more cleanup with a wash cloth.

[Flagg]

Took a girl to go see Inglorious Basterds.

At the end, when I asked if she liked it she said "Is that what really happened?"

[DeadlyD]

IT's not so much what i make her scream..

but i always scream out my own name while i orgasam..

it's the shit..

lmfao!!!!

[haterade]

I always wanted to bang a mean nasty black chick unfotunately most of the time the ones with the bad attitude are hideous

im addicted..

[haterade]

I asked a girl (when she was drunk) I had been dating a short time do you know the difference between like and love? She said no. I said spit and swallow. I had to explain a little bit since she was drunk but she was drunk enough to say you know I love you.... Yup, that was the first night of no more cleanup with a wash cloth.

def stealing this one.. loll

[JAB1]

My old roomate dated a chick like this. She ****ed him up bad but he was kind of a *****. He had a limp noodle after dating her and needed to see a sex dr

his girl liked to be choked to the point she turned blue in the face and she owuld always call him a ***** and to do it harder

personally I would love to bang a chick like this. I have my own issues and these comments would def bring out the juggernaut

lol yeah she didnt scarr me or anything!! Fun while it lasted, then aother 20 y/0 that was fresh out of relationship with first partner(mormon girl), came along. Traded a psycho for a rookie, I like both sides of the spectrum!!!

[ironbeck]

I have never made a girl say anything she didn't want to.........But I have been with some insasiable nympho sailor talking whores.....so pretty much everything under the sun.
I once had a girl who was culkcoid (sp) she wanted me to scream at her, and degrade her as low as humanly possible. Looking at the girl who would of thunk it.

[spywizard]

I have never made a girl say anything she didn't want to.........But I have been with some insasiable nympho sailor talking whores.....so pretty much everything under the sun.
I once had a girl who was culkcoid (sp) she wanted me to scream at her, and degrade her as low as humanly possible. Looking at the girl who would of thunk it.

she wants to do bad dirty things, but you have to make her do them, that way you are the one that was the bad person.. she'll do all sorts of crazy stuff with you but she won't marry you..

she'll be that great VP you want to see on a business trip.. 1x yr

[supersize me]

An old buddy of mine used to have his gf talk about his muscles when he needed that little extra push to completion.. Weird f'n dude.

His girl was smokin hot, but he would often have problems finishing. He set up a mirror next to the bed n would watch his muscles flexing as he was putting in work to get him goin. It got to the point where she would talk about n compliment the individual muscles that were flexing while he was performing..

The poor bastid told us this over a few drinks one night.. To this day he still gets shit about it.. haha

[DSM4Life]

My name isn't Jen, its Joe.