The CONFESSION Thread!

[lovbyts]

I once drunkenly spent $1500 at a strip club on a girl that was far from the best looking stripper in the club. (most of my cash was spent on alcohol not her...I think)

How do you spend $1500 on booze? I dont think they exactly have top shelf stuff at the clubs.

Ahh the good ole days of strip clubs. Due to a friend I got started making the girls outfits for them I use to get in free, no cover and since I was one of the nice guys never trying to pick up or hit on the girls they use to come on to me. Free lap dances and more. I use to also go with the 1st wife. She use to like to bring home the girls. It's amazing how far the girls will go when your wife or GF is there telling them it's OK. lol

Should I confess about the little blonde 18 yr old stripper we rented a room to for about 6 months. I was a good boy, I never banged her when the wife was not there. I had to ask her to move though. She was a slob and would drop sh*t everywhere and couldnt obey the simple rule of no smoking in the house.

[Awesome_Archy]

How do you spend $1500 on booze? I dont think they exactly have top shelf stuff at the clubs.

Ahh the good ole days of strip clubs. Due to a friend I got started making the girls outfits for them I use to get in free, no cover and since I was one of the nice guys never trying to pick up or hit on the girls they use to come on to me. Free lap dances and more. I use to also go with the 1st wife. She use to like to bring home the girls. It's amazing how far the girls will go when your wife or GF is there telling them it's OK. lol

Should I confess about the little blonde 18 yr old stripper we rented a room to for about 6 months. I was a good boy, I never banged her when the wife was not there. I had to ask her to move though. She was a slob and would drop sh*t everywhere and couldnt obey the simple rule of no smoking in the house.

I bought for everyone and was king/fool of the strip club for the night.

[Times Roman]

whew! all this forgiving is making me thirsty. I need to find me a pub quick. But....

[calgarian]

i have a bad habit or humping a girl without protection and let the next one suck it clean without them knowing where its been..... its not a confession. its a fact.

[cherrydrpepper]

Good thread TR lol

I started inquiring about hiring a famous porn star as an escort for a night. 2000 for an hour

Id offer 3 and ask for the night. Id do this one time only and to see if my sex skills are as high as my ego tells me they are. A woman who likes you will tell you anything you want to hear. I've had multiple women tell me they don't even like me they just like the sex.

[calgarian]

Id offer 3 and ask for the night. Id do this one time only and to see if my sex skills are as high as my ego tells me they are. A woman who likes you will tell you anything you want to hear. I've had multiple women tell me they don't even like me they just like the sex.

my story is they love sex and then they start loving me too........what can i say

[DSM4Life]

I picked someone up at bar brought them back to my place and did the nasty. After we were done he said "thought that was good wait until I cook breakfast." I said I had something to do early in the morning and he had to go. We both left the apt and I drove around the block like I had somewhere to go only to come back to my place. Fact was i just wanted to have some fun and him to go away afterwards.

[cherrydrpepper]

You're a naughty one DSM

[DSM4Life]

You're a naughty one DSM

I had my fun days here and there.

[Noles12]

Walked out of Publix yesterday without paying for a stick of deodorant that I forgot about in the cart. Best part is I made it home, went to look for the deodorant, and realized I left the unpaid for deodorant in the cart when loading the car. I guess it was karma

[Times Roman]

Forgiven!

[Bigshotvictoria]

I slept with a midget. She was proportionate. You know, normal sized head and hands. She was four foot eight. I could only put it in half way. She made it look huge.

[Tron3219]

I slept with a midget. She was proportionate. You know, normal sized head and hands. She was four foot eight. I could only put it in half way. She made it look huge.

....jealous haha

[Bigshotvictoria]

Also. I used to love tossing a girls salad. I'm too ashamed to tell my wife. Butt I love it.

[Tron3219]

Also. I used to love tossing a girls salad. I'm too ashamed to tell my wife. Butt I love it.

Butt you love it bahahaha...that's a good one!

Why u ashmed? Girls love that shit, they just gotta get past the taboo

[Bigshotvictoria]

Butt you love it bahahaha...that's a good one!

Why u ashmed? Girls love that shit, they just gotta get past the taboo

She's a RN. It's made her a bit of a germaphobe.

[DSM4Life]

She's a RN. It's made her a bit of a germaphobe.

Im free this friday...

[Bigshotvictoria]

Im free this friday...

I guess it's time to switch teams. I blame my wife




















































See you Friday.

[Lunk1]

where ya been Bigshot????

Love to toss and be tossed...nothing like it lol

[Tron3219]

Quickly turning x rated lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

where ya been Bigshot????

Love to toss and be tossed...nothing like it lol

Left camp for a few weeks, went home to the coast. The wife and I were having a rough patch, so I've been a little busy with the real world. It's all good now though, and I'm back and ready to confess all seven of my deadly sins!!!!

[Times Roman]

the good lord don't be forgiving no tossing of the salad!

[Bigshotvictoria]

the good lord don't be forgiving no tossing of the salad!

It's cool to take advantage of a midget, but not to eat her bum hole!?!

[Lunk1]

the good lord don't be forgiving no tossing of the salad!

Really TR...C'mon! If the good lord didn't want it licked he wouldn't have put it so close to the good stuff lol

[Lunk1]

Left camp for a few weeks, went home to the coast. The wife and I were having a rough patch, so I've been a little busy with the real world. It's all good now though, and I'm back and ready to confess all seven of my deadly sins!!!!

Hope it's all smooth now...rough patches suck balls

[Tron3219]

Really TR...C'mon! If the good lord didn't want it licked he wouldn't have put it so close to the good stuff lol

It's like that word u can't think of, it's right at the tip of ur tongue...eventually it'll happen

[Bigshotvictoria]

Hope it's all smooth now...rough patches suck balls

It's working out. If she'd only let me toss her salad, all would be well in the world.

[Tron3219]

It's working out. If she'd only let me toss her salad, all would be well in the world.

They all say stop, no dont... But they all mean no, don't stop

[Bigshotvictoria]

They all say stop, no dont... But they all mean no, don't stop

....... As he slips something into her drink.........

[Tron3219]

....... As he slips something into her drink.........

What?! That takes all the fun out of it, no struggle lol

[DSM4Life]

It's cool to take advantage of a midget, but not to eat her bum hole!?!

If she is a midget is it less of a sin compared to a normal sized women?

[PillarofBalance]

I'm engaged and getting remarried this December. Been divorced for three years... But I'm still banging my ex-wife like a storm door in a tornado.

[Tron3219]

I'm engaged and getting remarried this December. Been divorced for three years... But I'm still banging my ex-wife like a storm door in a tornado.

Can't help u here...u need a priest...exorcist or dr. Phil

[Bigshotvictoria]

Ok. I don't tell people this. Thank you to the anonymity of the Internet. I usually like my women clean shaved, or a little groomed patch. Unless they're a redhead. It's like a big orange pillow for my face.

[RaginCajun]

She's a RN. It's made her a bit of a germaphobe.

every nurse i have ever been with has been a FREAK!!!!!!!!!

[Tron3219]

every nurse i have ever been with has been a FREAK!!!!!!!!!

Me too...and I may or may not have pictures to prove it lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

every nurse i have ever been with has been a FREAK!!!!!!!!!

She is. That's why I married her. We have all kinds of toys, sex furniture. She loves when I play with the back door. She had plugs and beads. She just doesn't want my mouth back there. Also, she's an epic squirter. Not to brag, but sex with her is like being caught in a Seattle downpour.

[Tron3219]

Mouthwash on the night stand, problem solved lol

Or ever clear...

[Bigshotvictoria]

Mouthwash on the night stand, problem solved lol

Or ever clear...

If only it was that easy.

[Times Roman]