The CONFESSION Thread!

[Shsm]

Hehe

[Shol'va]

I picked someone up at bar brought them back to my place and did the nasty. After we were done he said "thought that was good wait until I cook breakfast." I said I had something to do early in the morning and he had to go. We both left the apt and I drove around the block like I had somewhere to go only to come back to my place. Fact was i just wanted to have some fun and him to go away afterwards.

Well we know it wasn't me you did that to as I never cook breakfast. I am the breakfast, sunny side up..

[gixxerboy1]

my penis is racist. I doesnt like american girls and can pick out a commie in the crowd

[red_hulk]

my penis is racist. I doesnt like american girls and can pick out a commie in the crowd

Like a soviet or a Chinese communist or a Cuban is more your style lol

[Shol'va]

My serious confession is that I think I'm becoming a little racist. As I am now getting more and more disgusted when I am out in public places and hear people in line both in front of me and in back of me only speaking foreign languages and we are in the midwestern part of the USA. This is America and the least foreigners can do is try to learn our language if they are going to live here any length of time. I would expect nothing less from me if I were living in a foreign land as well. To me that is just disrespectful to the people of that country when you refuse to learn their language but expect everyone else to respect you. So is that being racist on my part? Unfortunately I am seeing this more and more here in Missouri. Hell even back in the days when there was mass migration from France, Germany, and China, those people went out of their way to learn both our language and our customs when they arrived at their new adopted country, the USA. Not now, and it seems more and more that English is fast becoming a second language next to Spanish. No matter what we do now in life we are confronted with press one for English press 2 for spanish. Even installation guides are printed in both languages when you purchase easy to assemble products. It just aggravates me as one never hears of this issue in China or France, or Germany or Mexico. But in America one can disrespect this great nation and never learn the language. Even now more cable channels are tailored to spanish speaking people. I honestly think everyone who becomes a US citizen must learn and speak English. If that is being racist then I must be a racist. Sorry guys but it is just how I feel. i don't hate the foreign people, I just hate that they cannot or will not speak our language. Fortunately for me though I still can use hand and face gestures to let them know I want to fvck ..

[gixxerboy1]

Like a soviet or a Chinese communist or a Cuban is more your style lol

oh soviet. Thats why i married one. But i really realized. I was engaged to a polish girl. Dated a few other russian, bulgarian, Ukraine, pretty much the eastern block. Even at work. Checking out some of the girls at work when i started. I notice one that i think is hot and yep she is russian the other couple czech girls

My serious confession is that I think I'm becoming a little racist. As I am now getting more and more disgusted when I am out in public places and hear people in line both in front of me and in back of me only speaking foreign languages and we are in the midwestern part of the USA. This is America and the least foreigners can do is try to learn our language if they are going to live here any length of time. I would expect nothing less from me if I were living in a foreign land as well. To me that is just disrespectful to the people of that country when you refuse to learn their language but expect everyone else to respect you. So is that being racist on my part? Unfortunately I am seeing this more and more here in Missouri. Hell even back in the days when there was mass migration from France, Germany, and China, those people went out of their way to learn both our language and our customs when they arrived at their new adopted country, the USA. Not now, and it seems more and more that English is fast becoming a second language next to Spanish. No matter what we do now in life we are confronted with press one for English press 2 for spanish. Even installation guides are printed in both languages when you purchase easy to assemble products. It just aggravates me as one never hears of this issue in China or France, or Germany or Mexico. But in America one can disrespect this great nation and never learn the language. Even now more cable channels are tailored to spanish speaking people. I honestly think everyone who becomes a US citizen must learn and speak English. If that is being racist then I must be a racist. Sorry guys but it is just how I feel. i don't hate the foreign people, I just hate that they cannot or will not speak our language. Fortunately for me though I still can use hand and face gestures to let them know I want to fvck ..

def agree with you. but i never thought of this before my wife pointed it out. All her girls are russian and speak perfect english. When they are together the speak russian in public. So you would think they dont speak english.
Her explanation is russian will always be her first language. So if all of them are together why would they speak english. She says if you and your friends went to mexico on vacation and you all can speak spanish. What language would you talk to each other in while you were there? English

[Bigshotvictoria]

Hehe

So is this a strange fetish, or something relatively normal that people just don't typically admit to. 'Cause I love that!!!!!!

[Shsm]

So is this a strange fetish, or something relatively normal that people just don't typically admit to. 'Cause I love that!!!!!!

Perfectly normal, especially if the girl just came out of the shower. The girls I've done it with love it and their moans make it worthwhile. Anyone that says different is missing out.

[Bigshotvictoria]

Perfectly normal bro, especially if the girl just came out of the shower. The girls I've done it with love it and their moans make it worthwhile. Anyone that says different is missing out.

Oh good, TR refused to give me the lords forgiveness for tossing salad. Any god that won't let me munch starfish is no god of mine!!!

[red_hulk]

Perfectly normal, especially if the girl just came out of the shower. The girls I've done it with love it and their moans make it worthwhile. Anyone that says different is missing out.

Seconded. But I wouldn't admit it lol

[DSM4Life]

So is this a strange fetish, or something relatively normal that people just don't typically admit to. 'Cause I love that!!!!!!

Normal. A buddy asked me how it taste, i told him to go put a penny in his mouth.

[red_hulk]

Normal. A buddy asked me how it taste, i told him to go put a penny in his mouth.

Hahahahaha what? Sounds like some sour ass

[Bigshotvictoria]

Normal. A buddy asked me how it taste, i told him to go put a penny in his mouth.

That's exactly the taste!!!!

[Remington]

This is from the "Dirty Secrets List" that was in the Rant & Rave section of Craigslist about 5 years ago.
I saved it.
. I keep visualizing getting ****ed really good and hard by someone other then my partner; there are very good reasons for it.

2. When my husband was in a coma, I slept with someone 20 years younger than me.

3. My g/f is afraid I might be seeing someone else, so she ****s me a lot.

4. He'll never love me.

5. I could give a **** about your ****** ex-boyfriend.

6. This is not a joke. I have zero friends.

7. Sometimes I wish my kids lived with their dead beat dad, so I could have a life.

8. I like to **** my current girlfriend while thinking about my ex-girlfriends. I'm also ****ing a high school senior she doesn't know about.

9. I'm still in love with an ex-boyfriend who I believe is the one and I believe he still loves me but he's too afraid of committment so I live with another man who treats me like a queen that I don't love and I constantly fantasize about the ex.

10. I masterminded the break-in of an abandoned underground missile silo. I saw things you could only imagine.

11. I wonder if I will ever truly love again. I have tried and it just feels so hollow. (ditto)

12. I cheated on Aaron in hopes that my desire for the other man would die. They didn't, I've left him, still live with him, but am dating a man he made his best friend (after I'd cheated) because he thought I wouldn't leave him for Dave if Dave was his best friend... Daves a better friend, and better in bed. I love him.

13. I love Bob and I ****ed it up and I'll never have that chance again

14. Everyday I think of suicide and cry myself to sleep while my husband sleeps soundly beside me, totally oblivious.

15. I had sex with two different cl guys I met off a w4m ad and it really taught me to not let what I want go...next time it will be love and monogamy. I do not have good feelings towards these men and just hope the yuk sloughs off me with time.

16. My wife thinks she is good at giving a blow job but she is actually horrible. I would rather masturbate.

17. I've also wondered if I'd find true love again. I started dating someone I would never have normally picked and almost decided to not see him because I thought he was boring. But he was persistant. Now I think I am in love again, and it may actually have the best chance of lasting. I wouldn't want him to know I almost dumped him because I thought he was boring.

18. I love the woman I'm dating but am too scared of commitment to tell her.

19. I had an abortion once.

20. 3 times per year I travel to a foreign country and have sex with as many women that I can. Sometimes 2 or 3 per day. Most of the time I can talk them into bed, other times I simply pay them. I then come home to my SO and never discuss it.

21. I don't believe in Monogamy, but every woman I make love to, falls in love with me. Probably because I love to give so much.

22. I like to go down on my wife. Sometimes she gets so excited that she pees a little bit, sometimes more than a little. I love it and wish she would just let go and give me a whole bladderful of her yummy piss, but I don't know how to ask her for that.

23. I had sex with a hooker this weekend. So did I cheat? - yep - would I do it again NO. Doing it with my GF is better and more satisfying on all levels.

24. After my baby died I hated every pregnant woman I saw for a while.

25. I just broke up with my BF of over 3 years and went on a gambling spree and lost over $5,000. I'm going to lose everything now. I have no one to help me.

26. Men give better blowjobs than women

27. I want to be married before I'm 30. I think my friends would laugh at me if I told them.

28. I would rather jack off to online lesbian porn than **** my wife.

29. I don't see myself ever having sex (penetration) again after you.

30. At age 17 I attempted suicide due to severe depression. Nobody knows except my mom. I will never reveal this to my husband or my best friend.

31. I'm in love with my bestest guy friend but I can't tell him since he won't let himself love me back due to illness even if he seems to want to.

32. The Man I was able to open my heart to for the first time in 2 years, ended things on the very day I was going to tell him I thought I was falling in love with him. I didn't get the chance.

33. Im so lonely and Ive ****ed-up my life soo much that I want to lay around, drink -n- smoke cigarettes all day and cry...but I dont, I just keep going.

34. I like to dress up like wonder woman and asphyxiate myself while watching blues clues.

35. I'm an out gay guy, and from time to time some of the straight men in my life come on to me. I pretend to be oblivious to their attempts, but I'd really like to take them to bed and make them orgasm so hard that they can't even touch their wives or girlfriends without fantasizing about me instead.

36. He hurts my feelings all the time, but I never tell him because i dont want to lose him.

37. I've been a bad, bad, reallllly bad girl!!!! Wish I had a boyfriend to spank me,... if only, if only. Never have I felt this lonely

38. I love my best guy friend, but can't tell him because I am afraid I will lose his friendship. He's such a playa too, wish I could tell these online women he's been hooking up with how much of a playa he is. He uses his illness as a convenient excuse to not get terribly close to anyone.

39. I stayed home from work today because I can't stand what I'm doing right now.

40. When I was 20 years old I let my father-in-law have sex with me a week after I got married. I feel a lot of guilt.

41. Wondering where the Hell my Sex drive went.

42. I'm still here at work because I don't want to go home. I do this at least once a week.

43. I still miss you and the little one.........143

44. I'm head over heals in love with my fiancé but I am not sure it's reciprocal. I think she might be cheating on me. That sucks!

45. I wish my boyfriend would hold onto me and let me french kiss him while
he beats off. Also would love to go down on a younger woman (never had sex
with a woman), while she goes down on him.

46. I lead a double life on just about all of the online dating sites.

47. I wish he would just STFU & make love to me.

48. My bf doesn't know I used to be a guy.

49. I really want to be remarried again before I am 50. I hate being alone and lonely.

50. I have f'd up my life beyond all recognition because I am so focused on this one guy. I've been selling things for the last 2 years to try to relieve the pressure.

51. I'm seriously contemplating becoming an escort through the internet.

52. I still love her, even if she ****ed it up beyond repair. I think about her and us all the time, and it drives me crazy.

53. My husband is my life. I love him more than I can describe.

54. No one really knows how agoraphobic I've become. I hate leaving my place.

55. I never told my father that I loved him, because really deep down inside I hated him for cheating on my mother for nine years....I had half the notion to tell him one day and then three hours later, he died in a car crash, ironically while he was going to see his "other woman"...my mother and I abided by his will and had him cremated even though the rest of the family wanted him to be buried...his ashes sit in my mother's bedroom, a month after that, I learned I was pregnant and had an abortion....I now can't tell anyone how I am feeling....I feel things but never show them and really what is the point in life if you can't share how you are feeling with someone...i wish someone would come along and fix me, but in this case, I can't just let anyone fix me...I am really deathly afraid of love now...I did somewhat fall in love with someone but he is either a player or too much of a ***** to deal with my extremely deep feelings...I am lonely and can't stand going to places where most likely there are couples...the grove and the promenade are out of the question

56. I think about leaving my wife and kids and becoming a ski bum. I can't though, I love them too much.

57. I told everyone I shot dope before I even started.

58. I wish I could feel passion for something or someone. I feel like I just live day by day, without really caring about anything - and its killing me inside.

59. I have a sexual fantasy about being the stepdad who raped my ex-girlfriend. I put myself in his place and imagine how he did it. It totally gets me off.

60. When I was 16, my mother whacked me over the head with a baseball bat because she cought me "playing" with another boy. (NoFate)

61. No one knows that I have a compulsive foot fetish with women with really big feet. My fetish is so intense that my best orgasms happen when a woman rubs her big feet on my cock. I dated a woman with size 12 feet and since her, I can't come unless the woman touches me at some point with her feet. I think of feet all day long and obsess over a new woman's shoe size. I don't know what's wrong with me but I crave wrinkly-soled, long-toed, size 12's day and night.

62. I'm in love, and this is the first time it's genuine. The love didn't come from sex (like it usual does), just communication and friendship. It's true love, but nothing can be done about it.

63. I wish my spouse would die so I could stop contemplating divorce.

64. I had a passionate relationship with my soulmate for five years. I left him to marry a nice guy who I will never feel the same for.

65. I'm in love with a guy I've been talking to online for 5 years but I'm afraid to do anything about it because I don't want to end up as the girl who met her husband online

66. I am living with a woman that I might marry because I can't do better. The woman I thought was my soulmate dumped me 3 years ago and I never let go of her. My ex is now married with 2 kids but I still delude myself into thinking that she will still come back to me. Now I am with a woman that wants to marry me but I do not love her as intensely as my ex, never have, never will. And that is sad. I've wanted my ex back every day, probably until the day I die, even though I know that I can never have her.

67. I love someone who will never leave his girlfriend for me. All I want is a fair chance at happiness with him. AM: when is it my turn? Let's make each other ridiculously happy.

68. I have played men ever since I can remember... I am sorry for playing with your minds, and not trusting all men, since I know there are good men out there. And yet, I think I'm falling in love with a beautiful gentleman who rocks my world. I want to break my pattern, and let the wall down -- wish to experience the joy of love .. I don't know if I can though. I'm so afraid.

69. My husband is terrible in bed.

70. I prefer the company of my dog to people.

71. When my ex-bf had a motorcycle accident (due to his drunkeness, but shhhh, don't tell because he's a cop), I ate all his Vicodin and replaced them with IBU's...he never knew the difference...****ing asshole.

72. I wish I could hire a hit man, and raise my boyfriend's children- I'd be a better mother than she EVER will be to those poor, brain-washed, sad, children.

73. I have become addicted to cl and my thinking is getting wonky and dour regarding any sort of good in man.

74. There is something wrong in my head. I can't differentiate between what has happened and what I imagined happened. I am also filled with rage by minor incidents. Sometimes I drive my fingernails into my palms to keep calm on the outside.

75. i hate having sex with men. i think they are disgusting. even the best sex of my life, i have been disgusted with. i think i'm probably a lesbian, i can only orgasm when i think of women, and watching lesbian porn turns me on more than anything. ive never been with a woman, and i dont know how to start. im scared, because if i am with a woman and it isnt for me, that means sex is completely out the window and that terrifies me.

76. I say I'm cool and progressive, but my husbands porn makes me feel ugly, fat, small-breasted, undesirable, unsexy and just plain insecure. When I know he's watched it, it brings back my bulimia.

77. I'm going to have a baby from a man I slept with once.

78. I have my ex boyfriends password to his voicemail and erase all of his
messages from the new girls he is banging before he can hear them.

79. I have the perfect life, wife, kids, job..and I feel no intimacy so I'm
looking for someone to fill that role.

80. I still miss my ex, even though she’s totally crazy- undiagnosed borderline personality disorder. But the sex was amazing and I wish she’d just come over, **** me and then leave.

81. I'm dying and I haven't told anyone yet. I just haven't found the words to say goodbye.

82. There isn't a single person I trust. Not one.

83. I am in love with my married friend, and can't talk about it to anyone. I feel so guilty that I am moving this spring just to get away from him and his wife.

84. I am scared to leave the house because I have been raped twice.

85. I became pregnant by the only man I had ever been intimate with after living together for five years. He accused me of being unfaithful, but said he would help me support my bastard child. I punched myself in the stomach, threw myself down a flight of stairs and ingested handfulls of pain medication until I miscarried.

86. I started my diet today. I have doubled my weight in the past 10 years. I need to lose 135 pounds.

87. I have no idea why I'm scared to lose my virginity. There's a girl that I'm really close to who's pretty much said she'd **** me - yet everytime I hang out with her I can't take it to the next level... and end up jerking off to her when I get home. DAMMIT!

88. I am a completely insecure man I haven't had sex with a woman in over 2 years and that was a prostitute. I have no game and am completely ashamed, before that it had been about 4 years. before that I was 18 with my first lay and she was easy I just told her I wanted to **** her and that was it. These experiences have made me feel dirty, but I like that, but I am so full of contradictions. I am a contradiction all I want to do is **** no attatchments that is it but I don't want to continue with bad associations like buying my sex partners. I am a shell of a man at 29.

89. When I jack off, I sometimes fantasize about being turned into a whore who can't say no. The best orgasms for me are when I'm imagining being used by a room full of men and every time I try to tell them to stop, someone shoves his cock into my mouth.

90. I am a retarded liberal know-it-all. Oh.... and did I mention I'm gay?

91. I REALLY WANT TO SMOKE METH. I know what other people think and how horrible it is on one's body...but the addiction is just eating away at my soul. Just one of these four day weekends I just want to grab the pipe and inhale the chemicals...and enjoy the ride and expect the downfall.

92. He's an alcoholic and I keep living life as if it weren't so.

93. I messed around with a 16 year old when I was 25.

94. One of my biggest sexual fantasies is to watch my girlfriend get thoroughly ****ed by a real deal shemale.

95. I am a sensual sexy guy and am now certain that lifetime monogamy is not going to work for me. I like having multiple sexual partners. My very monogamous raised-catholic wife is 3 mo pregnant.

96. I might be pregnant by someone other than my live in boyfriend who has had a vasectomy.

97. i steal from my work. i've never done anything like it before and now i'm taking between $400-$600 every month. in the moment, it feels great. a little addictive. in fact, i love to do it. my bosses suck and stealing is a practical form of revenge in this case. still, i'm ashamed.

98. I wish I had kept the position of power as the wage earner when I was married so my former spouse could feel the vulnerability of being in the dependent role now as well as having the children count on him emotionally while providing.

99. i wish my parents would die

100. The love of my life is in prison forever, and I can't tell my family

101. I cheated on my boyfriend of 3 years with dykes when he was away at school. he found out, and we got over it, and then i did it again when he just went back. men and women..i just lept with a guy night before last, and instead of coming clean to my bf.. i just told him i had to break it off because of the distance. he was the greatest thing to ever happen to me, i lost it because i am disgustingly insecure and cant handle being alone. I hate myself for hurting him so badly. I truly loved him.

102. I am seperated from my husband. The man I am seeing, who is married w/ kids doesn't know how to make me cum and it's been a year now...but I don't care...I love to **** so much. It's almost as if I can't allow that to happen until I know that his intentions are to be with me. Until that day I have my vibrator.

103. I met the woman of my dreams when I was 26. She was engaged to be married, I was dating someone. We saw each other on the side. She said she was willing to leave him-I told her I couldn't offer her what he could, so she should marry him. They ended up divorced; she contacted a mutual friend years later and I was getting marired. Results? I've been married twice now and am in a relationship now with a woman I love. If she contacted me now...I'm not sure if I could stay faithful....I guess this is what they mean when they say "The One That Got Away". A kiss for you Leslie...I hope you are well.

104. I slept with a MAJOR "under 35 celebrity" 3-years ago in NYC (one time thing). She was and is currently married (I was single at the time). We ****ed all night and early morning on Coke. We still email each other. I'm married now.

105. I am so afraid of dying, yet so afraid of living.

106. I'm always comparing myself to other people. No matter how much I succeed, in the back of my mind, I'm always afraid that I'm not good enough and that I'll never be good enough.

107. I was divorced 16 years ago, my wife was an unfaithful tramp (multiple times). She actually left me for another man. Now I'm married to a sexy, intelligent, wonderful woman who treats me like a king. I couldn't have a better life. Unfortunately I still miss my ex and fantasize about her often. I don't think I'll ever stop loving her. It kills me that I have these thoughts when my new wife is a 100 times better person.

108. He moved to Des Moines and we havent spoken since. But I wonder how he's doing all the time and why he could never be bothered with me. Will we ever relive that afternoon SV?
this is in or around add your own

109. I have hep C so I cannot, do not, and will not have sex. I am also an alcoholic. I have no medical insurance and no job, no money, laid off recently, so I guess I am slowly killing myself and will die soon. Any ideas?

110. My wife of 8 years has never given me a blowjob. She refuses. So I hired a prostitute to do it.

111. You'll never know how much I love you. You were the best part.

112. I have been married to a man who adores me and I have been unfaithful for all but 2 years out of 10. I have a girlfriend and a boyfriend whom my husband has never known about.

113. When I was 10 I used to sleep with my sister who was 8. She stroked me and gave me my first orgasm! Nothing came out but the feeling was unbelieveable! I didn't know what caused it but after that I got my own room and figured it out! I would JO 2-5 times a day. Still JO but only a couple times a day now and still love it!

114. I got genital warts from messing around with a couple guys as part of my "curious" stage and have not found a way to tell my girlfriend, soon to be fiance, about this.

115. I had a crush on Shawn all through junior high and high school but was too afraid to tell him. And then after I found out he was gay (and I am gay too) I was still afraid to tell him. I haven't seen him in almost 8 years.

116. I think it's highly erotic to watch a lady pee. I like to watch them hike up their skirts, lower their panty hose and watch them do their business. Once durring sex a lady I was seeing announced she had to pee. I followed her into the bathroom and while she sat on the toilet I kissed her and fondled her breasts. Aterwards durring sex I lasted an hour and 15 minutes before my hormones came inside her in torrents. Pretty much a top 3 sexual memory for me. Later as time when on she got mad at me because I didn't wanna get married. Damn she had great boobs and a killer ass!

117. I never thought that I could be in love with two women, but I am. I have loved (or maybe I am infatuiated with her?) the same girl for 14 years, since high school. I finally told her about it, and that I presently have a girlfriend. She did not take the girlfriend part so well. She told me that she was interested in me now. She asked me to come over that night. I refused. I love my girlfriend too. She is sweet, hot, supportive an absolute catch, but I will always love the girl I have been in love with 14 years. I would be lying if I said I don't regret not being with her that night. I apologize for rambling. This has been a rough week.

118. I've been with him for almost 2 years. The past 9 months or so he's been over a hundred miles a way for school and cheated more than once. I love him more than anything in the world but i know that he'll never love me. And I'm pregnant with his child.

119. I was living two of my closest friends. Friend A had a boyfriend (we'll call him BOY) (who more or less lived with us too), me and Friend B were single. Friend B started sleeping with BOY while Friend A was working nights, and ended up falling in love with him. I kept it a secret. And then also kept the secret that BOY was also sleeping with me. The BOY and Friend A eventually broke up for other reasons, and BOY moved on to some RANDOM GIRL, while still sleeping with Friend B and me. I knew it was all bullshit but Friend B really loved him and was so hurt that he was with RANDOM GIRL. Shortly after BOY and RANDOM GIRL get engaged, I find out I have chlamydia. I tell BOY, but never told Friend B or A and I know he never told them they may had been exposed either. I am still friends with those girls and every time they go to they gyno I pray they won't have it too. I feel disgusting and horrible for all of it. But it would have broke their hearts to know what BOY (and Me and Friends B)were doing, so I never told. I am a horrible friend.

120. My boyfriend of two years got me pregnant a year ago, and I had an abortion. Ever since then I've hated sex with him and sometimes even doubt if I truly love him, or if I am just afraid to let go. He is so sweet and loving, and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me, but I just can't bring myself to tell him why I no longer like sex. I don't know if I ever will enjoy it again which makes me sad because I used to love it. Now he's talking about marriage and it scares me because of my problem.

121. I'm a female in my early 20's, that has in my mind, an extreme addiction to porn. I watch porn as often as people watch mainstream television. And almost as casually. In the last couple of years I've had to graduate to more hardcore porn to get off. Now the only porn that turns me on is hardcore anal, gagging, and choking scenes. The violence excites me. And sadly, this is also the only way I can have sex.

122. I think I'm into the idea of being married not the idea of being married to him. I'll probably marry him anyway.

123. My neighbor has a terminal illness. I can't stop thinking about how, after he dies, I will properly "console" the new widow.

124. I ended it with her for someone else, who intern rejected me. We both want each other back, but I love her too much to let that happen... because I know myself too well.

125. I am completely addicted but I am able to function and carry on with all of the daily responsibilities. I just know that because I know I am addicted I let it hold me back from doing so much more. There is no help.

126. I can not stop loving you, even if it is wrong.

127. I had sex with my female cousin multiple times. She then told her sister our little secret and then she forced me to have sex with her or she would black mail me with the family. There are enough dark secrets in the family so i complied. The embarassment haunts me every family reunion.

128. I french kissed a 10 year old girl when I was 35.... and it was the hottest and most sensual kiss I ever had in my life. It cost me my freedom, my job, and a lifetime of shame. Even so I dont regret the kiss

129. I want to be kept in a cage for days.

130. I have stolen two cars, sank one in a lake. the hottest sex I have ever had was with my friend's 14 year old daughter. I still get flush thinking about her. I love the thought of two guys doing a black girl. I want to get ****ed in my ass while a woman blows me.

131. I cheated in law school.

132. I have shared my wife with countless guys over the last seven years both black and white and I find it erotic watching them take her. Most of the guys have been strangers but I do have one friend that has been in her pants who is married and his wife has no idea. We see them socially as a couple and I get excited over her being with my wife thinking they are good friends but knowing my wife is spreading her legs taking it from her husband and she has no idea


133. All I ever wanted was to be popular, but in the process I have lost all of my REAL friends and become a flaky, alcoholic slut.

134. I woke up with my best friends wife sucking me off two years ago, so the damage was done and I finished in her mouth.

135. Everytime I meet someone, I image that person having sex. That includes my co-workers, my friends, my students and even my family.

136. I love shemales, trannys, transsexuals, whatever you want to call them. I love the look, feel touch and taste of a woman, but I love the same of a big, long, thick, good looking dick.

137. Everyday I think about posting an ad in the W4W section but always chicken out. I think women are so beautiful and sexy and I would love to date one. I get hot just thinking about holding another woman’s hand or caressing her breasts. The problem? I’m too straight looking. I’m your knock out blonde walking down the street. The total package that every man wants. But for me I don’t think men just don’t do it for me anymore… I’m too afraid to switch.

138. I'm engaged to be married and I just want to bang my fiance's sister. She's got these perfect breasts; always wears low cut shirts. I'm always trying to look down her shirt and I think she knows it. One time I drove her home alone and all we talked about was having sex; I started feeling her legs and was staring at her tits. Nothing ever happened but I was so dam hard.

139. The only thing that exceeds my advanced intelligence is how dangerous I am. So far my conscience has kept me mostly under control but I feel myself starting to slip. You can pray that I end myself before I loose this battle, but it probably will not happen. This world can’t handle a monster like me. It is a shame too … I have an absolutely beautiful life.

140. I'm asexual. I'm nearly 30 and I'm still a virgin. I never want to have sex, with anyone, ever. If I had to have a kid, I'd rather get it from a sperm-bank than a man. The only physical contact I really enjoy is cuddling. But the second it looks like a guy wants to get it on, the enjoyment is totally over for me. I was never sexually abused. I don't know why I am like this.

141. I think I'm a sexual deviant. I can only be excited in sex if the guy is not wearing a condom. This scares the shit out of me, but I can't stop. I do this with guys I barely know, and noone would ever imagine this about me.

142. My boyfriend couldn't even begin to realize how deeply he has hurt me by leading his little double life with his stripper activities and his stripper. It hurts me so badly that I can't even talk about it. He finally got me to shut up but, although he doesn't realize it yet, he has lost me completely. I'm secretly planning my escape and he will miss me terribly. My poker face is on and I have no "tell."

143. When I was 11, my sister 5 years younger and i would wrestle and play. She ended up touching me, i liked it, i asked her to go down on me, she did. this went on for a month. i felt ashamed about it for 10 years, but recently, i've thought about it, brought it up with some close friends. i still have dreams about getting it on with her. and frankly, they turn me on.

144. I am turned on thinking about a woman doing me from behind with a strap-on.

[Shol'va]

def agree with you. but i never thought of this before my wife pointed it out. All her girls are russian and speak perfect english. When they are together the speak russian in public. So you would think they dont speak english.
Her explanation is russian will always be her first language. So if all of them are together why would they speak english. She says if you and your friends went to mexico on vacation and you all can speak spanish. What language would you talk to each other in while you were there? English

True and I overlook those instances. But it's not about those, but more about the other signs such as even at your local bank atm you are asked 1 for english 2 for spanish for your transactions. I mean come on now. Habla English please. Muchas Gracias...

[LevMyshkin]

True and I overlook those instances. But it's not about those, but more about the other signs such as even at your local bank atm you are asked 1 for english 2 for spanish for your transactions. I mean come on now. Habla English please. Muchas Gracias...

Mi burrito es muy muy caliente. I should probably have it checked out...

[Bigshotvictoria]

Is English the only official language in the States?

[Shol'va]

Is English the only official language in the States?

Yes it is...

[Roids&Me]

i was drunk one night and a girl licked my angus

[Bigshotvictoria]

Yes it is...

Is that a stupid question? We have two...

[system admin]

I hate working from a computer.

[austinite]

I hate working from a computer.

We're all doomed!

[cherrydrpepper]

I get into things like forums or lifting weights and get addicted beyond whats healthy and have no way to turn it off. This has happened with alcohol and sex with dire consequences. Now I don't even fight it I just make sure the gun is pointing towards something I actually want to shoot.

[Shol'va]

Is that a stupid question? We have two...

What? Stupid questions in the lounge? Say it isn't so...But I was dwelling on your question "if English was the only official language of the USA". Well it is, but most people didn't get the memo because it was printed in English...

[Times Roman]

All is forgiven...........

[Shsm]

I secretly love and listen to a majority of Justin Bieber's songs on a regular basis.

[S&S_ShovelHead]

^ Absolutey unforgivable.

[bikeral]

^^x2 shsm there are limits to what can be forgiven
We will have to see if TR will let this go.

[Tron3219]

I have addiction to string cheese...


...and I don't just bite it, I peel it off like a 27 yo child...and I eat it in bed

[Bigshotvictoria]

I secretly love and listen to a majority of Justin Bieber's songs on a regular basis.

This makes my ass licking fetish really seem tame.

[cherrydrpepper]

Can't tell if Shsm is joking but think hes not.........

I jack off to enough porn that I actually understood a comment Randy in South Park makes when the internet goes down when he says "Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't go back to Playboy!". I used to feel like a loser then I met other guys who lift and have 9s and 10s for wives and JO to it. Now I think we're just a fd up lot.

[Shol'va]

I secretly love and listen to a majority of Justin Bieber's songs on a regular basis.

[DSM4Life]

Can't tell if Shsm is joking but think hes not.........

I jack off to enough porn that I actually understood a comment Randy in South Park makes when the internet goes down when he says "Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't go back to Playboy!". I used to feel like a loser then I met other guys who lift and have 9s and 10s for wives and JO to it. Now I think we're just a fd up lot.

If you knew what i have JOed to you would feel totally normal!

[Tron3219]

Can't tell if Shsm is joking but think hes not.........

I jack off to enough porn that I actually understood a comment Randy in South Park makes when the internet goes down when he says "Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't go back to Playboy!". I used to feel like a loser then I met other guys who lift and have 9s and 10s for wives and JO to it. Now I think we're just a fd up lot.

News flash: if ur a guy and u don't jack off...u font have a penis lol. I try to do it at least twice s day. My wife wonders two things...why is my penis so smooth and where's the lotion lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

News flash: if ur a guy and u don't jack off...u font have a penis lol. I try to do it at least twice s day. My wife wonders two things...why is my penis so smooth and where's the lotion lol

If you shoot INTO the lotion, it never goes empty.

[Times Roman]

Starting to run out of "forgivings"....
(not sure about the beiber one either, but here goes....)

[lovbyts]

I secretly love and listen to a majority of Justin Bieber's songs on a regular basis.

^ Absolutey unforgivable.

^^x2 shsm there are limits to what can be forgiven
We will have to see if TR will let this go.

Agreed, there are limits to forgiveness.

[DSM4Life]

Shsm you are gay^2 (gay to the power of two).

[Times Roman]

Shsm you are gay^2 (gay to the power of two).

Maybe that is why he is so harsh with the young ladies?

[bikeral]

Shsm you are gay^2 (gay to the power of two).

With all respect to shsm. I do not want to piss anyone off.

LMFAO