Thread: Gay Marriage
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11-12-2012, 09:42 PM #1
Gay Marriage
pretty damn funny..... yes, it needed it's own thread:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/68...ur-girlfriends
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11-12-2012, 10:19 PM #2
hahaha that's funny sh*t. I just shoot them.
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11-13-2012, 07:52 AM #3
pretty funny..
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11-13-2012, 07:58 AM #4
Lol.
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11-13-2012, 08:06 AM #5
burnt scramble eggs = me
the kind of threesome she wants....lol
very funny
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11-13-2012, 08:12 AM #6
So friggin funny lol
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11-13-2012, 08:15 AM #7
too funny!
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11-13-2012, 08:40 AM #8
what struck me as funny about this is its partially true!!
i had to hear it last nite from the wife: "the only thing u care about is food, sex, and sleep!" anyone else ever get that bit?? or is it just me??
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11-13-2012, 08:45 AM #9
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11-13-2012, 08:47 AM #10
Duhh, we are men. Does she want someone who is a hunter gatherer or another soft whiny bitchy guy friend? lol
Need to stand up and say there's the door if you want. It opens both ways in and out. There are more for me out then and just because you have a V doesnt mean it's all about YOU..
Yes honesty you do have to once in a while or they start to walk all over you and eventually dump you because you become *****fied. Not saying you are, only most women try to do that to men they they dump them. Most single mothers do it to their sons also.
It's nice, fun and rewarding to be good to our women but sometimes they do need reminded WE are men and WE are different and that is why they are with us.
Fvck, I wish I could get my wife to understand that last one about sleep. I work nights and she seens to still think it's OK to come in at 1pm (1am my time) and talk about some random sh*t. I have told her more than once to get the fvck out and locked the door. lol She thinks I dont notice when she tries to sneek in the room either 5 or 6x a day.Last edited by lovbyts; 11-13-2012 at 08:49 AM.
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11-13-2012, 08:52 AM #11
it's all about managing expectations...
keep the expectations low and it's easy.. shower her with gifts and expensive vacations.. you better expect to keep doing that shit..
take her to a broadway show?? yea, 1x every 4 yrs, if there is oral and anal involved and she has to pay up 1st none of this "if you take me here i'l xyz you later" bullshit..
and yes baby, i'm sure the 135 lb female man can protect you from being raped, and he'll love killing those spiders..
on an upside..
the more homosexuals there are the fewer competition there is for the womenz....
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11-13-2012, 09:05 AM #12
" a motherfvcking quiche" LMAO!!!! I had to google quiche cuz I didn't know how to spell it.
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11-13-2012, 09:07 AM #13
As a wise man said long time ago.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
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11-13-2012, 09:21 AM #14
LOL.. thx guys. yeh we go back and forth as im sure most married couples do. i am not one to be run over by a woman. sometimes i carry it a bit too far i think, as does she. am working on that..
of course the fact that last night when we had the conversation i had just finished eating and we were about to have sex didnt help my situation! LOL..
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11-13-2012, 09:30 AM #15
It always gets to me that women complain about this. We are pretty simple creatures.
We don't need to spend 5 hours at the mall regularly
We don't need to have girlfriend time on a daily basis to gossip about whoever
We don't cry for no reason just to cry
When something is wrong we know exactly what it is rather than sit there and bitch saying I don't know what's wrong
We don't need 50 pairs of shoes
We don't need purses of every color
Watches and jewelry
The list goes on and on and on
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11-13-2012, 09:31 AM #16
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11-13-2012, 09:33 AM #17
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11-13-2012, 09:33 AM #18
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11-13-2012, 09:39 AM #19
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11-13-2012, 09:58 AM #20
yeh for me its real simple: keep my laundry and the house clean, make sure i have all my food, give me puss and blowjobs and dont do a lot of bitching! other than that i can handle the rest.. LOL..
with her she say "i dont know what to tell u to do u just have to figure it out" wtf does that mean??? if she cant even tell me what she wants me to do how the hell am i gonna know??Last edited by --->>405<<---; 11-13-2012 at 10:00 AM.
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11-13-2012, 10:35 AM #21
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11-13-2012, 10:43 AM #22
That was hilarious......
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11-13-2012, 10:49 AM #23Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
Cook for you
Clean
Sex or bj anytime you want (they will even ask for it)
They know we need or love the gym
Its funny how we have changed and ppl can't see how they have also. Goes for both men and woman
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awesome video.
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11-13-2012, 12:24 PM #25
it does go both ways ur rite. its funny how a thread with the title "gay marriage" ends up being a conversation about heterosexual marriage LOL.. i wonder if gay married people have these kinds of probs?? id be interested to hear from our gay members on this??
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11-13-2012, 12:41 PM #26
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11-13-2012, 01:11 PM #27Originally Posted by JD250;6257***
....it's reallly spelled "Keesh"! what, ya think it's french or something?
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11-13-2012, 02:13 PM #28
I my gay guy friends!
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11-13-2012, 02:28 PM #29
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11-13-2012, 02:32 PM #30
almost yes.
her words all you talk about is new work out new diet. can we just have sex and not talk so much. DREAM JUST CAME TRUE.
now when she want to talk i remind her and all she says is you know i was kidding.
then just last night she say if the time with test you get as horney is last time you need to find another girl so i can rest. Kidding or not i cant tell. either way better not thak the chance lol
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11-13-2012, 02:41 PM #31
My gay friends r quite the lookers! I would cry on their nice broad shoulders. .
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11-13-2012, 03:17 PM #32Originally Posted by sgt2jay
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11-13-2012, 03:24 PM #33
^^ she isnt the type to set a trap but in all honesty i know she wasnt serious. even if she was i couldnt see myself taking up that offer.
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11-13-2012, 03:37 PM #34
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11-13-2012, 03:38 PM #35Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
Sg- glad she is not the trap type
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11-13-2012, 11:51 PM #36
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11-14-2012, 03:22 AM #37
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11-14-2012, 01:59 PM #38
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11-15-2012, 12:02 AM #39
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11-15-2012, 06:45 PM #40
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