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    Gay Marriage

    pretty damn funny..... yes, it needed it's own thread:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/68...ur-girlfriends


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    hahaha that's funny sh*t. I just shoot them.

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    pretty funny..

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    Lol.

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    burnt scramble eggs = me

    the kind of threesome she wants....lol

    very funny

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    So friggin funny lol

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    too funny!

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    what struck me as funny about this is its partially true!!

    i had to hear it last nite from the wife: "the only thing u care about is food, sex, and sleep!" anyone else ever get that bit?? or is it just me??

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    what struck me as funny about this is its partially true!!

    i had to hear it last nite from the wife: "the only thing u care about is food, sex, and sleep!" anyone else ever get that bit?? or is it just me??
    YES!!!!!

    But we had a deal before we were ever married, sex me, feed me, and dont bother me while im sleeping. Pretty simple I think!

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    Duhh, we are men. Does she want someone who is a hunter gatherer or another soft whiny bitchy guy friend? lol

    Need to stand up and say there's the door if you want. It opens both ways in and out. There are more for me out then and just because you have a V doesnt mean it's all about YOU..
    Yes honesty you do have to once in a while or they start to walk all over you and eventually dump you because you become *****fied. Not saying you are, only most women try to do that to men they they dump them. Most single mothers do it to their sons also.

    It's nice, fun and rewarding to be good to our women but sometimes they do need reminded WE are men and WE are different and that is why they are with us.

    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    YES!!!!!

    But we had a deal before we were ever married, sex me, feed me, and dont bother me while im sleeping. Pretty simple I think!
    Fvck, I wish I could get my wife to understand that last one about sleep. I work nights and she seens to still think it's OK to come in at 1pm (1am my time) and talk about some random sh*t. I have told her more than once to get the fvck out and locked the door. lol She thinks I dont notice when she tries to sneek in the room either 5 or 6x a day.
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    it's all about managing expectations...

    keep the expectations low and it's easy.. shower her with gifts and expensive vacations.. you better expect to keep doing that shit..

    take her to a broadway show?? yea, 1x every 4 yrs, if there is oral and anal involved and she has to pay up 1st none of this "if you take me here i'l xyz you later" bullshit..

    and yes baby, i'm sure the 135 lb female man can protect you from being raped, and he'll love killing those spiders..

    on an upside..

    the more homosexuals there are the fewer competition there is for the womenz....

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    " a motherfvcking quiche" LMAO!!!! I had to google quiche cuz I didn't know how to spell it.

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    As a wise man said long time ago.
    Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

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    LOL.. thx guys. yeh we go back and forth as im sure most married couples do. i am not one to be run over by a woman. sometimes i carry it a bit too far i think, as does she. am working on that..

    of course the fact that last night when we had the conversation i had just finished eating and we were about to have sex didnt help my situation! LOL..

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    It always gets to me that women complain about this. We are pretty simple creatures.
    We don't need to spend 5 hours at the mall regularly
    We don't need to have girlfriend time on a daily basis to gossip about whoever
    We don't cry for no reason just to cry
    When something is wrong we know exactly what it is rather than sit there and bitch saying I don't know what's wrong
    We don't need 50 pairs of shoes
    We don't need purses of every color
    Watches and jewelry
    The list goes on and on and on

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    it's all about managing expectations...

    keep the expectations low and it's easy.. shower her with gifts and expensive vacations.. you better expect to keep doing that shit..

    take her to a broadway show?? yea, 1x every 4 yrs, if there is oral and anal involved and she has to pay up 1st none of this "if you take me here i'l xyz you later" bullshit.. and yes baby, i'm sure the 135 lb female man can protect you from being raped, and he'll love killing those spiders..

    on an upside..

    the more homosexuals there are the fewer competition there is for the womenz....

    This is a yr of being manly... doing the things that make men men...
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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    LOL.. thx guys. yeh we go back and forth as im sure most married couples do. i am not one to be run over by a woman. sometimes i carry it a bit too far i think, as does she. am working on that..

    of course the fact that last night when we had the conversation i had just finished eating and we were about to have sex didnt help my situation! LOL..
    Hope she made you food afterwards also. Mine typically passes out and sleeps for several hours after but for some reason I cant sleep and have to get up to do something. Must be to much fun in the past doing 2 or 3 at a time to wear me out. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    It always gets to me that women complain about this. We are pretty simple creatures.
    We don't need to spend 5 hours at the mall regularly
    We don't need to have girlfriend time on a daily basis to gossip about whoever
    We don't cry for no reason just to cry
    When something is wrong we know exactly what it is rather than sit there and bitch saying I don't know what's wrong
    We don't need 50 pairs of shoes
    We don't need purses of every color
    Watches and jewelry
    The list goes on and on and on
    Roger that

    If im crying ITS BAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    It always gets to me that women complain about this. We are pretty simple creatures.
    We don't need to spend 5 hours at the mall regularly. Unless we/I am window shopping and I dont mean the stores. There are some tasty morsels in the mall.
    We don't need to have girlfriend time on a daily basis to gossip about whoever. Well.... talking or chatting with chicks isnt all bad. I dont mind when another girl cries on my shoulder once in a while.
    We don't cry for no reason just to cry. Unless our E2 is out of whack.
    When something is wrong we know exactly what it is rather than sit there and bitch saying I don't know what's wrong. Unless it has to do with a woman.
    We don't need 50 pairs of shoes. But we need 3 sets of golf clubs, several guns and more tools than a carpenter including some we have no idea what they are for.
    We don't need purses of every color
    Watches and jewelry. Watches???
    The list goes on and on and on
    OK I didnt help much. lol

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    yeh for me its real simple: keep my laundry and the house clean, make sure i have all my food, give me puss and blowjobs and dont do a lot of bitching! other than that i can handle the rest.. LOL..

    with her she say "i dont know what to tell u to do u just have to figure it out" wtf does that mean??? if she cant even tell me what she wants me to do how the hell am i gonna know??
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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    yeh for me its real simple: keep my laundry and the house clean, make sure i have all my food, give me puss and blowjobs and dont do a lot of bitching! other than that i can handle the rest.. LOL..

    with her she say "i dont know what to tell u to do u just have to figure it out" wtf does that mean??? if she cant even tell me what she wants me to do how the hell am i gonna know??
    I know what you mean

    All she has to do is ask me I will tell you I promise

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    That was hilarious......

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
    yeh for me its real simple: keep my laundry and the house clean, make sure i have all my food, give me puss and blowjobs and dont do a lot of bitching! other than that i can handle the rest.. LOL..

    with her she say "i dont know what to tell u to do u just have to figure it out" wtf does that mean??? if she cant even tell me what she wants me to do how the hell am i gonna know??
    I have heard that a lot from friends. Wives want you to act like you did when you were dating or first married. Problem is they forget when we were dating or first married woman
    Cook for you
    Clean
    Sex or bj anytime you want (they will even ask for it)
    They know we need or love the gym

    Its funny how we have changed and ppl can't see how they have also. Goes for both men and woman

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    it does go both ways ur rite. its funny how a thread with the title "gay marriage" ends up being a conversation about heterosexual marriage LOL.. i wonder if gay married people have these kinds of probs?? id be interested to hear from our gay members on this??

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    YES!!!!!

    But we had a deal before we were ever married, sex me, feed me, and dont bother me while im sleeping. Pretty simple I think!
    and reasonable as well in my opinion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250;6257***
    " a motherfvcking quiche" LMAO!!!! I had to google quiche cuz I didn't know how to spell it.
    ok dummy....

    ....it's reallly spelled "Keesh"! what, ya think it's french or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    I my gay guy friends!
    I'd rather love your cute lesbian friends

    ....did i just say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    what struck me as funny about this is its partially true!!

    i had to hear it last nite from the wife: "the only thing u care about is food, sex, and sleep!" anyone else ever get that bit?? or is it just me??
    almost yes.

    her words all you talk about is new work out new diet. can we just have sex and not talk so much. DREAM JUST CAME TRUE.

    now when she want to talk i remind her and all she says is you know i was kidding.

    then just last night she say if the time with test you get as horney is last time you need to find another girl so i can rest. Kidding or not i cant tell. either way better not thak the chance lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgt2jay

    almost yes.

    her words all you talk about is new work out new diet. can we just have sex and not talk so much. DREAM JUST CAME TRUE.

    now when she want to talk i remind her and all she says is you know i was kidding.

    then just last night she say if the time with test you get as horney is last time you need to find another girl so i can rest. Kidding or not i cant tell. either way better not thak the chance lol
    The ending of that conversation sounds like a trap!

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    ^^ she isnt the type to set a trap but in all honesty i know she wasnt serious. even if she was i couldnt see myself taking up that offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgt2jay View Post
    ^^ she isnt the type to set a trap but in all honesty i know she wasnt serious. even if she was i couldnt see myself taking up that offer.
    LOL.. prob didnt upset u too much to think about it for a sec tho huh sarge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

    LOL.. prob didnt upset u too much to think about it for a sec tho huh sarge!
    He is probably still thinking about it

    Sg- glad she is not the trap type

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ok dummy....

    ....it's reallly spelled "Keesh"! what, ya think it's french or something?
    Uuugh!!! You goofy bastard.... I actually looked it up again just to make sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'd rather love your cute lesbian friends

    ....did i just say that out loud?
    Speaking of lesbians, is it inappropriate dinner conversation to ask one to talk about her lesbianic encounters is a really graphic manner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Speaking of lesbians, is it inappropriate dinner conversation to ask one to talk about her lesbianic encounters is a really graphic manner?
    only if she is related to you, or 16
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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    it does go both ways ur rite. its funny how a thread with the title "gay marriage" ends up being a conversation about heterosexual marriage LOL.. i wonder if gay married people have these kinds of probs?? id be interested to hear from our gay members on this??

    yes...yes we do!

    same sh1t, different side of the fence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Speaking of lesbians, is it inappropriate dinner conversation to ask one to talk about her lesbianic encounters is a really graphic manner?
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