think said sloot stole from me, please halp!

[cherrydrpepper]

One word: LOL

Yep

Why dont you call her with the Schwarzenegger soundboard

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/1876/

[Zodiac82]

So I been hanging out with this said sloot for a few weeks now and last week she wanted to go to a sports store and I used my gift card to buy some under armor shorts, she was going on vaca the next day for a few days (until sunday) and I accidently left my shorts at her place and i kind of dipped out on her early because I was bored and tired. I called her halfway home and asked ot pick them up and she convinced me to get them when she got back and agreed, well yesterday I asked if she wanted to meet up for new years eve and she said she would let me know and never texted back. Texted her this morning and asked her what she was up 2 and she said working you? I told her same and I wanted to hangout and she never texted back and that was 8 hours ago.

At this point I just want my shorts back and don't care to talk to her again but at the same time i don't want to meet potential hook up and feel like a weirdo demanding my shorts back lol

wut do?

ever seen the MTV show I just want my pants back

[Lunk1]

ever seen the MTV show I just want my pants back

I really liked that show...I wish they would have continued it! ***In my best Middle Eastern accent*** No No...I want to see the left one! I'm no dumby...everyone knows the left one is the best one!

[RaginCajun]

i just received a brand new pair of under armour shorts for a new year's day after gift!!!!!

only thing that was confusing is that there was no tag on the outside? hmmmmmmmm...........

its nice to receive since i am always a giver

[faither]

Have you straight out asked why she hasn't taken your calls/txts? I'm telling ya, this is a woman scorned, not a thief.

Get over it big man shit happens put it down to learning . You will be more careful of lending your shorts out to randoms you just meet.

[canesfan804]

CHILD PLEASE!!! You need to grow up. How old are you 16-17? If all you can find is sloots then maybe you need to do some self check. She didnt steal from you, you left it at her house. Go ahead and go to her work and demand she gives them back and call her a theif, just make sure mommy and daddy know where you are going so they can post bail. Also did you really compair a pair of shorts to your wallet and car?? WTH

[Lunk1]

i just received a brand new pair of under armour shorts for a new year's day after gift!!!!!

only thing that was confusing is that there was no tag on the outside? hmmmmmmmm...........

its nice to receive since i am always a giver

LMAO^^^^^^^^^she has been texting you all day too RC lol!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NsjY3ur9iw

[jasc]

i just received a brand new pair of under armour shorts for a new year's day after gift!!!!!

only thing that was confusing is that there was no tag on the outside? hmmmmmmmm...........

its nice to receive since i am always a giver

wash them well brotha

She used those to clean herself up with after going down on me while ignoring incoming texts from some guy she called "micro-penis".

[Armykid93]

Lol this thread is hilarious. No need to even say anything else. Way to go dude. Love the respect you have for fellow human beings.

[RaginCajun]

LMAO^^^^^^^^^she has been texting you all day too RC lol!

Yup!

[RaginCajun]

wash them well brotha

She used those to clean herself up with after going down on me while ignoring incoming texts from some guy she called "micro-penis".

Well, she wore them over and just left without saying goodbye!

[Zodiac82]

I really liked that show...I wish they would have continued it! ***In my best Middle Eastern accent*** No No...I want to see the left one! I'm no dumby...everyone knows the left one is the best one!

lol me too....I actually thought they were gonna bring it back....it was actually a pretty funny show

[taaa]

that shorts are probably being sold on ebay already that's how you make real business

[Capebuffalo]

Pleasehelpslootmonger. What size were they s or xs. Think I just saw them on Craig's list.

[Lunk1]

Pleasehelpslootmonger. What size were they s or xs. Think I just saw them on Craig's list.

Were they being sold with a cell phone???

[Capebuffalo]

Were they being sold with a cell phone???

Funny you should ask. Yes they were being sold with a cell phone.

[MuscleInk]

Funny you should ask. Yes they were being sold with a cell phone.

Wonder if that's the same cell phone Lunk was screwed over on????

[Capebuffalo]

That sloot stole from Lunk. Stupid sloot. How to out sloot a sloot.

[Lunk1]

That sloot stole from Lunk. Stupid sloot. How to out sloot a sloot.

Now this is starting to sound like a DR. Suess book lol

[DanB]

I'm not the type to let somebody just steal from me and walk away like no big deal, should i text her tomorrow and ask for my shorts back or wait to see if she texts me and if not ask the nxt day? If she doesnt text back either way probably going to go up to her work (works at a clothing store) and demand them back and tell everyone shes a theiving ****

My sister gave me a gift card and that was a christmas present from her, more of a personal thing now

are you all there in the head, i mean seriously?

if this thread is for real, which I highly doubt, but the 1% chance that it is, stop crying like a little girl and go buy new $30 shorts wtf? she didnt steal jack shit they are so fvcking insignificant nobody would ever think ''oh no i must return his 1 pair of shorts''

i doubt this is real

but if it is, get a grip, and also learn how to spell, im dyslexic and mine is better

[GirlyGymRat]

classic!

That sloot stole from Lunk. Stupid sloot. How to out sloot a sloot.

[DanB]

this is by far the most mentally ''gifted'' member we have had since razr

[Capebuffalo]

Left sloot left sloot right sloot right. How many sloots will you meet?

[Capebuffalo]

The Sloot that Stole Lunks Christmas. This is fun for sloots.

[Lunk1]

Cape...you are having wayyyy too much fun!

[MuscleInk]

That sloot stole from Lunk. Stupid sloot. How to out sloot a sloot.

How to Out Sloot a Sloot.....sounds like a Dr. Seuss book!!!!

[Capebuffalo]

Cape...you are having wayyyy too much fun!

Lunk I am I do not like green eggs and sloots. I will not eat them in a house I will not eat them with a mouse.

[canesfan804]

Lunk I am I do not like green eggs and sloots. I will not eat them in a house I will not eat them with a mouse.

But will you hit them with a bat? Or would you hit them with a hat?

[Flagg]

Jesus, what a douchebag you are.

You sound like you have problems with women, I mean you cant even call her "girl", it's sloot. I dont know what that is, but it sounds pretty derogatory.

[Capebuffalo]

But will you hit them with a bat? Or would you hit them with a hat?

I will not eat a sloot in the rain. I will not eat a sloot on a train.

[frank13]

a sloot she gave you her time u should have bent over backwards for her and who the hell cares about shorts

[Lunk1]

a sloot she gave you her time u should have bent over backwards for her and who the hell cares about shorts

Allways leave something at her house...good excuse to come back for seconds

[GirlyGymRat]

Allways leave something at her house...good excuse to come back for seconds

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i chekd some of this little punks other posts. he sure likes bashing the nutrition section. and of course he bashed poor ole Job!

i wonder why he continues to come on here? i guess to pat himself on the back for gaining 45lbs all natty over 14months..

[MuscleInk]

i chekd some of this little punks other posts. he sure likes bashing the nutrition section. and of course he bashed poor ole Job!

i wonder why he continues to come on here? i guess to pat himself on the back for gaining 45lbs all natty over 14months..

That comes as no surprise. He lacks maturity and humility. Just trying to get him to say sorry was like pushing a square peg through a round hole. Amazes me how ignorant and arrogant some people can actually be.

[RaginCajun]

i chekd some of this little punks other posts. he sure likes bashing the nutrition section. and of course he bashed poor ole Job!

i wonder why he continues to come on here? i guess to pat himself on the back for gaining 45lbs all natty over 14months..

Troll being a troll!

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That comes as no surprise. He lacks maturity and humility. Just trying to get him to say sorry was like pushing a square peg through a round hole. Amazes me how ignorant and arrogant some people can actually be.

yeh i read some of ur correspondence on page 1 and it was hard to read all the way thru without skipping to the end to give this kid a piece of my mind!

Troll being a troll!

i never heard of this "troll" thing til i got here. i think i know what it is but am curious to where the term came from? basically its a person who scrolls thru chat rooms with no other purpose than to cause discord and piss people off by whatever means necessary right?

[RaginCajun]

yeh i read some of ur correspondence on page 1 and it was hard to read all the way thru without skipping to the end to give this kid a piece of my mind!

i never heard of this "troll" thing til i got here. i think i know what it is but am curious to where the term came from? basically its a person who scrolls thru chat rooms with no other purpose than to cause discord and piss people off by whatever means necessary right?

Yup, but not sure where the term originated from.

Good thing is, I have a new pair of shorts

[MuscleInk]

yeh i read some of ur correspondence on page 1 and it was hard to read all the way thru without skipping to the end to give this kid a piece of my mind!

i never heard of this "troll" thing til i got here. i think i know what it is but am curious to where the term came from? basically its a person who scrolls thru chat rooms with no other purpose than to cause discord and piss people off by whatever means necessary right?

Yes, he got on my last nerve right quick. Something as simple as an apology seemed to be beyond his realm of comprehension.