The butt sex thread.... NYE she wanted to try...

[MuscleInk]

I am putting my halo back on

Tilted and cracked now.

[gearbox]

Lol. Its on, that is all that matters.

[gearbox]

It's healed. HGH made sure of that.

Really a monkey with hiv healed your calf. Good to know

[gearbox]

This is a man who has seen his share of anal sex....lol

OP- IMO there is no such thing as a successful first time for anal sex. You ever take a shit that made you want cry. Well imagine that happening to a girl 10 times worse and on going. In my experience with banging girls in the ass is they are either into or not and the ones that are usually into it are built for it. I would suggest a butt plug to open that ****er up a bit first.

So I can't pass for never trying anal.
Lunk- should my halo be thrown in the trash

[MuscleInk]

Really a monkey with hiv healed your calf. Good to know

Yep. It's a gosh darn miracle!!!!

[S&S_ShovelHead]

I gave my gf the rocket launcher a few times and she cried every time. It was suprising for me to find out the other day that she has had anal sex before. I kind of feel slighted to not be able to get a chance.

Anyhow there was a girl I used to bang. She was a little chubby not going to lie but jesus christ she would let me slam her pie whole as hard as I could. It was nothing short of spectacular when you bang a girl that gets off on it. Its a crazy orgasm for a chick.


I may be pushing the card with this one but has anyone had a prostate massage like stifler in road trip?


Not going to lie I would be open to let my gf try it lol

Yes, it can be great every now and then. Sometimes it was awesome, others not so much.

[Lunk1]

So I can't pass for never trying anal.
Lunk- should my halo be thrown in the trash

Yep...your screwed! No turning back now. Next you will be posting threads about women being sloot and Hewas!

[Lunk1]

Yes, it can be great every now and then. Sometimes it was awesome, others not so much.

Hmmm..prostate massage! Why didnt I think of that?

[Newdog2015]

LOL cheaper than marriage, would probably be able to get it more often as well.

You speak the truth sir lol

[Capebuffalo]

Dated a girl a ways back. She loved anal. The first couple of times I didn't even know I was in her ass. I just thought she was readjusting. Not the case she put it in with ease. No tightening no hesitation and that's how she had to have it. Ahh the single life.

[-Ender-]

^x2

I remember thinking, "what the hell just changed"? "Oh, well..carry on.."
Then later it happened when I was sober and I realized what was going on. and I made her squeek.

[kelkel]

Would you rather read/discuss fvcking jet ski's? That thread is here: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...2#.UOUKt-TBG8A

Soooo true!

You sir, are hysterical! Keep it up!

Somehow I keep thinking of Bob Barker and The Price is Right. I'll take what's behind door #2 Bob!

[Shol'va]

Damn I see whats on every ones minds today.. Sounds like some back doors being knocked wide open! Like others have said go slowly at first and use lots o lube or she will freak and never let you follow through. Unless of course she is a pro at it, then she will let you go at it like it's the vag. Believe it or not there are butt tightening exercises to keep that back door good and tight for future uses. Otherwise this kid would have been blown out years back...lol Oh and if she mentions anything pertaining to fisting run don't walk away. Cause your johnson won't do that hole any good after that ordeal...never done it never will.

[cherrydrpepper]

Interesting Sholva I always thought the butt would tighten itself back up naturally unlike the vadge which seems to get looser as women get older and have had it beat up more

[Shol'va]

Interesting Sholva I always thought the butt would tighten itself back up naturally unlike the vadge which seems to get looser as women get older and have had it beat up more

Depends on how often it's banged and how big the banger is. If your partner has African American in him it's gonna be a rough night...Back in the old days when there were witch hunts on gay guys, they tested a guys butt to see how loose it was, indicating recent anal sex. So yeah it tightens back up, but there are also exercises to learn to make it even tighter and you can learn how to use the muscles in the anus to grip and relax giving your partner one wild ride. I know TMI..lol

[Rwy]

is it true that if guy/girl have too much anal sex they cant control when they have to shit

i think its called having your o ring blwon out lol

[Shol'va]

is it true that if guy/girl have too much anal sex they cant control when they have to shit

i think its called having your o ring blwon out lol

Or a blown rear seal..

[Shol'va]

A lot of porn stars use an anal douche before going the back door route. To make sure there are no surprises during close ups.

[JohnnyVegas]

I just want to say how shocked I am to see both Gearbox and JVegas in on this thread....whats next GGR chiming in???

Ha!

I typed answers twice, deleted them and then came back later and retyped them.

Just trying to keep the younger guys out of trouble.

[dan991]

SO..... let me give an update from last night. She came over with a small butt plug, some anal beads, and some silicone lube. Tried again; same result. Got it all the way in and I just sat there not doing anything for like 10 min rubbing boobies and such. Prior to me sticking it in; put the butt plug in and went down on her vag till she got off. She LOVED that. This time though.. bc of the silicone lube (which is an absolute bitch to get off in the shower) no or any other happy ending for me because I spent 20 min in the shower washing my junk trying to get that silicone lube off. The good part is she totally loves the butt plug up there while other things are going on AND she wants to keep trying the back door.

Now- after I got out of the shower; she started to tell me about her anal queen friend (the one that would rather have anal than anything) and her anal queen friend told her that her butt hole will just "swallow" my shaft once she gets used to it and kinda just like suck it in on its own. True Sholva? Any advice here- my balls are as blue as they can get after last night....

[GirlyGymRat]

I just want to say how shocked I am to see both Gearbox and JVegas in on this thread....whats next GGR chiming in???

Omgosh I feel so dirty. What my eyes have seen here.

[dan991]

Omgosh I feel so dirty. What my eyes have seen here.

YEEAAAA you're a very very dirty dirty girl....

[S&S_ShovelHead]

SO..... let me give an update from last night. She came over with a small butt plug, some anal beads, and some silicone lube. Tried again; same result. Got it all the way in and I just sat there not doing anything for like 10 min rubbing boobies and such. Prior to me sticking it in; put the butt plug in and went down on her vag till she got off. She LOVED that. This time though.. bc of the silicone lube (which is an absolute bitch to get off in the shower) no or any other happy ending for me because I spent 20 min in the shower washing my junk trying to get that silicone lube off. The good part is she totally loves the butt plug up there while other things are going on AND she wants to keep trying the back door.

Now- after I got out of the shower; she started to tell me about her anal queen friend (the one that would rather have anal than anything) and her anal queen friend told her that her butt hole will just "swallow" my shaft once she gets used to it and kinda just like suck it in on its own. True Sholva? Any advice here- my balls are as blue as they can get after last night....

My night started the same, showed the gf the thread and what you wrote about the friend getting crazy orgasms from butt sex got her in the mood to give it a go.

Started with small bp, then medium, then beads. Started slowly and she used her vibe and got off when i was head deep. Then tried to go deeper but was in too much pain so kept it slow, this continued for 30 minutes then I just said we should stop cause this wasn't going anywhere or just bear the pain for a few minutes and Ill try to hurry lol. She chose the second option. She was on the edge of crying the entire time but the last 30 seconds she said it started to feel good so we decided to make it a weekly thing to see if it gets better. I was more than happy to agree.

[dan991]

My night started the same, showed the gf the thread and what you wrote about the friend getting crazy orgasms from butt sex got her in the mood to give it a go.

You now owe every person that posted HELPFUL information in this thread $50.00

[Far from massive]

Hey I aint gay so wait to hear it from the experts if you like, but if I were in prison and getting ready to loose my brown cherry convict style I would not use silicone lube...bad enough on your johnson but to think of having a bunch of silicone in an orfice as absorptive as the rectum makes me cringe.

[evander87]

I suggest NOT using anything like Analeze, if you "numb it up" you could rip the shit out of it (no pun intended) and really hurt her and not know it..

Hahaha it's not like you're rubbing cocaine on her balloon knot, it just eases the discomfort. And it's water soluble so it comes off in the shower easy.

[gearbox]

You now owe every person that posted HELPFUL information in this thread $50.00

I will expect my check in the mail
Fyi I have paypal

[S&S_ShovelHead]

You now owe every person that posted HELPFUL information in this thread $50.00

Haha, if your ever up in Vancouver stop by and Ill hook you up. Just make sure your bring your girls friend with you so I can thank her in person.

[Shol'va]

SO..... let me give an update from last night. She came over with a small butt plug, some anal beads, and some silicone lube. Tried again; same result. Got it all the way in and I just sat there not doing anything for like 10 min rubbing boobies and such. Prior to me sticking it in; put the butt plug in and went down on her vag till she got off. She LOVED that. This time though.. bc of the silicone lube (which is an absolute bitch to get off in the shower) no or any other happy ending for me because I spent 20 min in the shower washing my junk trying to get that silicone lube off. The good part is she totally loves the butt plug up there while other things are going on AND she wants to keep trying the back door.

Now- after I got out of the shower; she started to tell me about her anal queen friend (the one that would rather have anal than anything) and her anal queen friend told her that her butt hole will just "swallow" my shaft once she gets used to it and kinda just like suck it in on its own. True Sholva? Any advice here- my balls are as blue as they can get after last night....

That sucking on it's own was a exxageration..lol but yeah once she relaxes, it's all yours to hammer as you please without pain. Unless your humongous and go so deep you hit the colon! There's another muscle ring up there and if your huge it will hit that area and cause temporary discomfort. But youd have to have a monster to go that deep! Yeah unlike the vag where you can pretty much pop it right in, the anal area has to get conditioned and relax, but once you have the area relaxed taking it slow to get there, you both will enjoy the ride. Time for DSM to chime in on his thoughts. He's been plowing the lower forty longer than me....Maybe.. As far as the blue balls you should have handled it your self to keep from getting that bad.

[dan991]

That sucking on it's own was a exxageration..lol but yeah once she relaxes, it's all yours to hammer as you please without pain. Unless your humongous and go so deep you hit the colon! There's another muscle ring up there and if your huge it will hit that area and cause temporary discomfort. But youd have to have a monster to go that deep! Yeah unlike the vag where you can pretty much pop it right in, the anal area has to get conditioned and relax, but once you have the area relaxed taking it slow to get there, you both will enjoy the ride. Time for DSM to chime in on his thoughts. He's been plowing the lower forty longer than me....Maybe.. As far as the blue balls you should have handled it your self to keep from getting that bad.

Gotcha... so now an "etiquette" question.... where do you nut? I'm assuming that in there is probably not the best idea? Does it matter? I'm assuming in the gay community there are rules to this....

[Shol'va]

Gotcha... so now an "etiquette" question.... where do you nut? I'm assuming that in there is probably not the best idea? Does it matter?

In the condom, unless you have a safe partner. Then it's where ever. And it depends on your partner as well. but today most people lie about there STD status so it's best to be safe.

[dan991]

In the condom, unless you have a safe partner. Then it's where ever. And it depends on your partner as well. but today most people lie about there STD status so it's best to be safe.

STD thing isn't the concern; been with her for a while now. I was just wondering if there are certain butt sex no no's like not blowing your load in there because it can cause infection or whatever (outside of STD's). I dunno... I'm not the butthole expert.. but I'm working on it

[kelkel]

Scary shiat!

[Far from massive]

Wow I have never been on top (excuse the pun) of anal sex forums and the whole STD. So I did a search to see if anyone else would be reluctant to use a silicone based anal lube and it looks like I am totally alone in my concern on absorption of the silicone into the tissues of the anus/crypt/rectum.

Sholva or others who may have more exposure to these issues than myself, what are your experiences or feelings on this? Is it really considered a non issue?

[Edwin23q]

I had a girlfriend that would only let me give her anal after she had some of that drug fantasy. But then again when she was on fantasy she would let me do whatever I wanted, lol. My wife's not into it so she won't even try it once.

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[dan991]

Wow I have never been on top (excuse the pun) of anal sex forums and the whole STD. So I did a search to see if anyone else would be reluctant to use a silicone based anal lube and it looks like I am totally alone in my concern on absorption of the silicone into the tissues of the anus/crypt/rectum.

Sholva or others who may have more exposure to these issues than myself, what are your experiences or feelings on this? Is it really considered a non issue?

You were searching anal sex forums? Did you happen to run across DSM? If so go back and tell him to come home his expertise is needed.


I don't think the Silicone lubes are any different than the water based lubes other than they don't was off as easily. The one I have is even safe for condoms. Look at Eros Classic Silicone BodyGlide. That's the one she bought- got it from the local sex toy store.

[cherrydrpepper]

You now owe every person that posted HELPFUL information in this thread $50.00

[dan991]

I had a girlfriend that would only let me give her anal after she had some of that drug fantasy. But then again when she was on fantasy she would let me do whatever I wanted, lol. My wife's not into it so she won't even try it once.

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Fantasy? You mean Ecstasy?

As far as the wife... give her some of the above and you'll be good to go...

[tankerlife4ever]

Not more lube....just more wine

[GirlyGymRat]

odd statement coming from a man in an anal thread....just sayin

Scary shiat!