The butt sex thread.... NYE she wanted to try...

[Edwin23q]

Fantasy? You mean Ecstasy?

As far as the wife... give her some of the above and you'll be good to go...

Nah I mean Fantasy or Fanta as its known. It's liquid and has no taste, 1ml in a soft drink and it makes girls so horney they would fark anything with a pulse. Strictly no mixing with alcohol or it's the emergency department at the hospital.

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[Shol'va]

odd statement coming from a man in an anal thread....just sayin

My thoughts also, but then maybe he's never been where the sun don't shine.......

[dan991]

Nah I mean Fantasy or Fanta as its known. It's liquid and has no taste, 1ml in a soft drink and it makes girls so horney they would fark anything with a pulse. Strictly no mixing with alcohol or it's the emergency department at the hospital.

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Never heard of it but maybe you should get your wife some so you can get butt sex.

[Shol'va]

Ok straight ???? boys, and those who are still waffling on the fence. And you know who you are! I do too, Since you are enquiring all about what lubes are best for squeak free back door travels, here is a list of the top 5 and the top one is silicone based. So it's no big deal to use it on the brown eye and it won't make your brown eye's black and blue! I'm sure DSM has his own personal thoughts as well, using his own personal spit"n"shine lube to resin up the hole.

http://gaylife.about.com/cs/lovedating/tp/lubes.htm

[dan991]

Ok straight ???? boys, and those who are still waffling on the fence. And you know who you are! I do too, Since you are enquiring all about what lubes are best for squeak free back door travels, here is a list of the top 5 and the top one is silicone based. So it's no big deal to use it on the brown eye and it won't make your brown eye's black and blue! I'm sure DSM has his own personal thoughts as well, using his own personal spit"n"shine lube to resin up the hole.

http://gaylife.about.com/cs/lovedating/tp/lubes.htm

HEY! I'm nowhere near gay but I definitely like the idea of sticking it in a girls pooper. No offense to gay people- each to his own whatever makes you happy; but I don't see what's attractive about another dudes hairy ass. That's just me.... doesn't mean I don't like exploring holes that are a little tighter than others......

[Shol'va]

HEY! I'm nowhere near gay but I definitely like the idea of sticking it in a girls pooper. No offense to gay people- each to his own whatever makes you happy; but I don't see what's attractive about another dudes hairy ass. That's just me.... doesn't mean I don't like exploring holes that are a little tighter than others......

I didn't mean to enferr all who enquired about butt sex were gay. No way. Straight guys like experimenting with their girls and back door sex has always been like a taboo subject and girls who did it were always referred to as the loose ones at one time. But with the addition of all these tons of hard core pornos with these hot ladies in there getting pounded both ways from sundays with no holes barred. Well it seems more acceptable and less taboo now. Plus most are curious to see how it feels, thinking it's got to be awesome back there, in that tight neverland and it is.. And for the record I don't like real hairy asses either. That's when it's time for some manscaping.

[dan991]

I didn't mean to enferr all who enquired about butt sex were gay. No way. Straight guys like experimenting with their girls and back door sex has always been like a taboo subject and girls who did it were always referred to as the loose ones at one time. But with the addition of all these tons of hard core pornos with these hot ladies in there getting pounded both ways from sundays with no holes barred. Well it seems more acceptable and less taboo now. Plus most are curious to see how it feels, thinking it's got to be awesome back there, in that tight neverland and it is.. And for the record I don't like real hairy asses either. That's when it's time for some manscaping.

That's what I mean- a lot of "unknowns" are simply due to what you see in porn. Then you try it at home and you end up with a women whom wants to kill you in your sleep because her butthole is bleeding with pain that she will never forget. Thus- all the questions. Porn makes it seem easy to do- its not. They also do stuff in porn like ass to mouth which is almost never gonna happen at home. I think 95% of the intrigue/turn on with butt sex is simply that its forbidden or doesn't happen often. In all reality- if its warm, wet, and tight... does it matter which hole it is? BUT... trying to navigate the pooper after you see all those outside influences on what is possible.... that's the hard part. Hell... I honestly didn't know what to do if I was about to nut because its not "normal" sex. I know I don't want to disrespect my girl or hurt her.... so you're left guessing.

[Shol'va]

That's what I mean- a lot of "unknowns" are simply due to what you see in porn. Then you try it at home and you end up with a women whom wants to kill you in your sleep because her butthole is bleeding with pain that she will never forget. Thus- all the questions. Porn makes it seem easy to do- its not. They also do stuff in porn like ass to mouth which is almost never gonna happen at home. I think 95% of the intrigue/turn on with butt sex is simply that its forbidden or doesn't happen often. In all reality- if its warm, wet, and tight... does it matter which hole it is? BUT... trying to navigate the pooper after you see all those outside influences on what is possible.... that's the hard part. Hell... I honestly didn't know what to do if I was about to nut because its not "normal" sex. I know I don't want to disrespect my girl or hurt her.... so you're left guessing.

I really don't think there's ATM going on, but rather film splits where they stop and start filming making it look that way. To each their own though but it's a great way to pick up the alphabet soup of Hep and E-Coli. As far as not knowing where to release, well your already in there so let er rip. And as far as the disrespect of your mate, well that's where both parties are willing to try it out and are on the same page so there's no misunderstanding. And just take your cue from her. If she is struggling with intense pain then stop by all means. No means no and stop means stop. As long as you follow those guidelines you should be fine and not end up looking the power madman trying to blow out her back door.

[dan991]

Update: tried again, this time her on top. She got a few pumps in this time... butt plugged DEFINITELY helped. It started to hurt her so after a few pumps, stopped, took a shower, and came back to bed to a consolidation blow job; and "we'll try again, we're getting there I like it" talk from her.

[wh1spa]

Update: tried again, this time her on top. She got a few pumps in this time... butt plugged DEFINITELY helped. It started to hurt her so after a few pumps, stopped, took a shower, and came back to bed to a consolidation blow job; and "we'll try again, we're getting there I like it" talk from her.

lol, jumps straight on the forum to tell everyone!

[dan991]

lol, jumps straight on the forum to tell everyone!

Only takes 7 minutes duh.... If a girl can't get me off in 10 min... on to the next one. I'm 36 years old- I don't give a shit... lemme blow my load and I'm going to bed. I gotta be up in 7 hours. In fact- I had my laptop on her ass while she was bent over posting in another thread. Its called multi-tasking; at my age I don't have time to fvck around.

[wh1spa]

Only takes 7 minutes duh.... If a girl can't get me off in 10 min... on to the next one. I'm 36 years old- I don't give a shit... lemme blow my load and I'm going to bed. I gotta be up in 7 hours. In fact- I had my laptop on her ass while she was bent over posting in another thread. Its called multi-tasking; at my age I don't have time to fvck around.

But you spend so much time here?

[dan991]

But you spend so much time here?

No... not really. I registered in 2004 and only have 400 posts more than you....

[wh1spa]

No... not really. I registered in 2004 and only have 400 posts more than you....

That doesnt mean a thing, that clearly states that you have all of a sudden come across 'alot of time to fvck around' you've made OVER 500 posts in the last 24 days.

[dan991]

That doesnt mean a thing, that clearly states that you have all of a sudden come across 'alot of time to fvck around' you've made OVER 500 posts in the last 24 days.

Yea- cause I take the whole month of December off from both the gym and pretty much work. I had 10 days of vacation time left over at the beginning of Dec. and it was use it or lose it.

[dan991]

One word: Success!!!

[< <Samson> >]

One word: Success!!!

Good for you!

Nothing says I love you like letting one loose in the ol' ladies ass hole.

[S&S_ShovelHead]

I was thinking about this thread the other day.

Two days ago we had an anal night (try to make it a weekly thing now). Warmed her up then she started using her vibe plus a dildo all while I was fingering in the butt. She said her orgasms were the best she's ever had, kept havin them within a few minutes of each other. After about 10-15 I stuck it in and it was WAY easier to get it in. While I was doing her missionary analy she used her vibe and when she went, she said it was even better. All thanks to this thread, I love this forum.

[redz]

My gf let's me pound her ass for as long as I want, she'll do any position for any length of time which is a first for me.

[ElectraMaddox]

.....just don't let her find out you posted the experience here and asked for suggestions. Could be the first and last time you get THAT particular opportunity! Lol

Lmfao

[007.]

Last time I tried anal with my girl I got shit on my dick.

[Shsm]

There are plenty of guides on the steps to anal sex like this:

http://sexsecrets.wordpress.com/2007...time-anal-sex/

I don't think telling your girl to bite the pillow and going in full fury is the best way of going at it if you want her willing to do it again.

[twitz]

Last time I tried anal with my girl I got shit on my dick.

Oh No.

[ChipChelios]

Last time I tried anal with my girl I got shit on my dick.

Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[007.]

Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lol truth

[DB1982]

Last time I tried anal with my girl I got shit on my dick.

Poopy Di*k is the worst. Lol

[007.]

Ok now this thread has me thinking, if you have anal sex with your girl and she basically shits on you..To me that's worse then her farting in front of you. Should I/you breakup with her?

[DB1982]

Ok now this thread has me thinking, if you have anal sex with your girl and she basically shits on you..To me that's worse then her farting in front of you. Should I/you breakup with her?

If its your GF then no you don't break up with her. What you do , do is hold it over her head for the rest of her life. You'll learn to laugh about it. As one of the moments in life.
I've got the caca's once from the wife when we were REAL young . she was mortified at the time. But now she just laughs it off.

[007.]

If its your GF then no you don't break up with her. What you do , do is hold it over her head for the rest of her life. You'll learn to laugh about it. As one of the moments in life.
I've got the caca's once from the wife when we were REAL young . she was mortified at the time. But now she just laughs it off.

Damn I was really hoping you would say breakup with her but the other option could be just as amusing. I told her next time do an enema

[DSM4Life]

Last time I tried anal with my girl I got shit on my dick.

Doesn't becoming disgusting until you blow your load.

[redz]

Doesn't becoming disgusting until you blow your load.

Better to just come in their ass and then go take a shower, no need in closely inspecting lol

[BlueWaffle21]

I love the Let's Have One More Shot Method!! I usually have sex with them for a while and while doing doggie I push them down. I'll pump away for a minute then pull it out and slide it right in her a$$. I would say I have a 90% success rate due to the chick being drunk and her not wanting to ruin the moment. You tell her how great it was and next time she is drunk she will be waiting for it to happen again to please you. The whole "let's try it" never really works cause they're worried about it hurting!

[007.]

Better to just come in their ass and then go take a shower, no need in closely inspecting lol

Haha yea I would have but she stopped mid stroke and says I need to go to the bathroom. I turn the lights on and got brown mess on my sheets and dick. The first time this happened I didn't tell her. This time it happened and I told her. If it was a few brown streaks hey no big deal but my dick looked like diarrhea dick, something had to be said.

I have a nice white down comforter so I immediately went downstairs threw a lot of bleach and detergent in the the washer and cleaned it. Now I'm afraid to do this again even though she lets me and likes it..what should I do?

[wh1spa]

Haha yea I would have but she stopped mid stroke and says I need to go to the bathroom. I turn the lights on and got brown mess on my sheets and dick. The first time this happened I didn't tell her. This time it happened and I told her. If it was a few brown streaks hey no big deal but my dick looked like diarrhea dick, something had to be said.

I have a nice white down comforter so I immediately went downstairs threw a lot of bleach and detergent in the the washer and cleaned it. Now I'm afraid to do this again even though she lets me and likes it..what should I do?

Ask her to do a shit beforehand? LOL

This topic is messed up.

[007.]

Ask her to do a shit beforehand? LOL

This topic is messed up.

I know its messed up, I was in a pile of shit last night. What a mess Im in, I asked her if she needed to go and she said she didn't now im just grossed out.

[ChipChelios]

Ok now this thread has me thinking, if you have anal sex with your girl and she basically shits on you..To me that's worse then her farting in front of you. Should I/you breakup with her?

Give her some cheetah stamps on her forehead

[dan991]

How did this thread go from attempting to have anal to poop d**k?

Ya'll got issues... for real. No.. I have not worried about getting poop on my junk. Its her job to make sure that its A GOOD IDEA to have anal sex. Things that make it a bad idea.... I don't wanna know or think about. Geez....

[Edwin23q]

Lol this thread just keeps on improving.

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[jedax]

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[dan991]

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That's called piracy and a federal offense