The butt sex thread.... NYE she wanted to try...

**dan991** · 01-02-2013, 10:28 PM

So.. my girlfriend WANTED to try butt sex on New Years Eve. Failed attempt. Long story short- got it all the way in. Didn't do much- got it all the way in andwaited for her to relax before pumping away. Pulled it out- put on more lube, never got to pumping away. Stuck it back in and it hurt her so I stopped. Washed my junk off and got a

as a consolation prize along with "lets try again" and plan better for next time.

She wants/is willing to try again. She is EAGER to try again.... Told her I would do research..... need help. How do I go about this where it it doesn't hurt her? Used a TON of lube.... gonna wait for the experts to chime in. I was thinking ordering a butt plug to stick in and help her relax..... thoughts?

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by dan68131

So.. my girlfriend WANTED to try butt sex on New Years Eve. Failed attempt. Long story short- got it all the way in. Didn't do much- got it all the way in andwaited for her to relax before pumping away. Pulled it out- put on more lube, never got to pumping away. Stuck it back in and it hurt her so I stopped. Washed my junk off and got a

as a consolation prize along with "lets try again" and plan better for next time.

She wants/is willing to try again. She is EAGER to try again.... Told her I would do research..... need help. How do I go about this where it it doesn't hurt her? Used a TON of lube.... gonna wait for the experts to chime in. I was thinking ordering a butt plug to stick in and help her relax..... thoughts?

.....just don't let her find out you posted the experience here and asked for suggestions. Could be the first and last time you get THAT particular opportunity! Lol

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:33 PM

^^^^

This is why I love this place. The threads daily never cease to amaze me. Lol

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

^^^^

This is why I love this place. The threads daily never cease to amaze me. Lol

......just when you think you've seen and heard it all, right?!?

**dan991** · 01-02-2013, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

^^^^

This is why I love this place. The threads daily never cease to amaze me. Lol

Would you rather read/discuss fvcking jet ski's? That thread is here: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...2#.UOUKt-TBG8A

**dan991** · 01-02-2013, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

.....just don't let her find out you posted the experience here and asked for suggestions. Could be the first and last time you get THAT particular opportunity! Lol

That's easy... when she's over I'm not on here....

**gearbox** · 01-02-2013, 10:37 PM

What position did you guys do. Doggie style tends to tighten both holes so many people try anal by putting a pillow under her and doing it missionary or legs over their head

**evander87** · 01-02-2013, 10:39 PM

Go to a porn shop and buy some analeze. It's a lube that numbs.

And I wouldn't "pump away" the first time. Take it easy and you might grow your woman into someone that loves anal.

I dated a girl that would masterbate while I was in her back door. And she would have her most intense orgasms that way.

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**dan991** · 01-02-2013, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by gearbox

What position did you guys do. Doggie style tends to tighten both holes so many people try anal by putting a pillow under her and doing it missionary or legs over their head

We tried doggy... and that actually explains a lot.... thanks!

**Sgt. Hartman** · 01-02-2013, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by gearbox

What position did you guys do. Doggie style tends to tighten both holes so many people try anal by putting a pillow under her and doing it missionary or legs over their head

Or from behind laying on your sides.

This place definitely offers advise of all sorts lmao

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by gearbox

What position did you guys do. Doggie style tends to tighten both holes so many people try anal by putting a pillow under her and doing it missionary or legs over their head

Of all people here.....you would have been the last person I suspected to volunteer that advice! Lol.

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by dan68131

Would you rather read/discuss fvcking jet ski's? That thread is here: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...2#.UOUKt-TBG8A

Really??

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Of all people here.....you would have been the last person I suspected to volunteer that advice! Lol.

Kinda what I was thinking but he has a valid and their is medical backing behind it. No pun intended.

**canesfan804** · 01-02-2013, 10:49 PM

Its gonna hurt the first few times but after that it will FEEL REALLY GOOD!!! Thats what I hear at least.

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:50 PM

The pillow trick actually works. I won't go into grave detail but yes it works.

It's good that she is willing to try agin. Most just shut down after the first time when it hurts!!

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

Kinda what I was thinking but he has a valid and their is medical backing behind it. No pun intended.

Well now I'm going to have to look ad see if there are any published studies providing evidence based findings!!!! If not......maybe I'll conduct my own studies.....in Asia.....obviously!!!!

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

The pillow trick actually works. I won't go into grave detail but yes it works.

It's good that she is willing to try agin. Most just shut down after the first time when it hurts!!

So wait....you put the pillow over her face to reduce the screaming????

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Well now I'm going to have to look ad see if there are any published studies providing evidence based findings!!!! If not......maybe I'll conduct my own studies.....in Asia.....obviously!!!!

I don't have them in front of me obviously but the vaginal canal is shortened in length when in doggy style and knees to ears position. Wow, there is not a nice way to put that is there. Lol

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

So wait....you put the pillow over her face to reduce the screaming????

That's why you need 2 pillows!!!!

One for the butt one for the face!

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

That's why you need 2 pillows!!!!

One for the butt one for the face!

I'm just liking the idea of the front pillow. You can grab hold of the corners like reins and pull tight, muffling the screams of pleasure/agony.

**canesfan804** · 01-02-2013, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

That's why you need 2 pillows!!!!

One for the butt one for the face!

I thought one was for her face and one was for your face. To sleep on afterwards.

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by canesfan804

I thought one was for her face and one was for your face. To sleep on afterwards.

Make that 3 pillows. You could always use those stupid throw pillows or whatever the hell my wife calls them to make the bed look fancy.

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

Make that 3 pillows. You could always use those stupid throw pillows or whatever the hell my wife calls them to make the bed look fancy.

3 pillows!?! Damn!!! Now that's gonna require more coordination!

**canesfan804** · 01-02-2013, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

more coordination!

This must be why I cant get this.

**canesfan804** · 01-02-2013, 11:06 PM

Baby, all I want to do is run my zoom zoom thru your boom boom!

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

3 pillows!?! Damn!!! Now that's gonna require more coordination!

You can think of something.

#1 butt pillow
#2 her face pillow
#3 for you to sleep on
#4 neck (U shaped) for you when she is on top so you can be propped up for your viewing pleasure

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

You can think of something.

#1 butt pillow
#2 her face pillow
#3 for you to sleep on
#4 neck (U shaped) for you when she is on top so you can be propped up for your viewing pleasure

Jesus man! Now I'm taking notes. Might have to draw some diagrams. Don't want to use the wrong pillows in the wrong places. That could be disaster!!!!!!!!!

**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Jesus man! Now I'm taking notes. Might have to draw some diagrams. Don't want to use the wrong pillows in the wrong places. That could be disaster!!!!!!!!!

I will text you one lol.

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

I will text you one lol.

Make sure there are pretty Asian girls in your drawing!!!!!!

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**AXx** · 01-02-2013, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Make sure there are pretty Asian girls in your drawing!!!!!!

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Have I ever disappointed?? Ha NOPE didnt think so

**MuscleInk** · 01-02-2013, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by AXx

Have I ever disappointed?? Ha NOPE didnt think so

Of course not. I was just seizing a shameless opportunity to post a pic of a hot Asian girl.

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**dan991** · 01-02-2013, 11:35 PM

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**cherrydrpepper** · 01-02-2013, 11:37 PM

My girl likes doggy but it takes a lot of prepping and lubing and going really slow and even then sometimes she will say it hurts lets do something else. What we have been doing recently is she gets on top and I stick it in her backdoor instead of her cooch. She then sits down on it slowly. Women seem to like this more than doggy sometimes because they can control the action. I personally like doggy and while I try not to hurt her there is definitely part of the male brain that is primal and goes back to the stone ages and loves to just be in there tearing that ass up dominating her. In my experience women like to be dominated and controlled sexually once they are comfortable with a man. I once heard someone say sex is a violent act the man stabs the woman with his "spear" and its true its kind of a violent act unless you are having i love you sex while justin beiber plays in the background. I am prone to slapping my woman's ass, pulling her hair with just the right amount of force and making her say dirty things. Women, even good girls, love this as long as they feel safe and protected by you and the trust is there.

**Lunk1** · 01-02-2013, 11:53 PM

I wasn't goin to post in here but since Gearbox removed his halo! Start with a finger or 2 and loosen it up...duh! Have you never done this before...what are you 12???

Work it, work it, work it...stick it!

**warmouth** · 01-02-2013, 11:58 PM

Dont they make anal tamers? Where is sholva?

**dan991** · 01-02-2013, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I wasn't goin to post in here but since Gearbox removed his halo! Start with a finger or 2 and loosen it up...duh! Have you never done this before...what are you 12???

Work it, work it, work it...stick it!

Did that..... didn't help as much. Could be my huge horsecock but.... I dunno

**wh1spa** · 01-03-2013, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by dan68131

Did that..... didn't help as much. Could be my huge horsecock butt plunger.... I dunno

Pics?

**dan991** · 01-03-2013, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by wh1spa

Pics?

**wh1spa** · 01-03-2013, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by dan68131

lol WTF is that?

**lstbred** · 01-03-2013, 12:47 AM

First, I love this forum! Slow and easy, do everything if you half to, let her be in control......for now

I suggest NOT using anything like Analeze, if you "numb it up" you could rip the shit out of it (no pun intended) and really hurt her and not know it....and never get the chance to even try again.