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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    Well i doubt i would either. Of course shooting guns doesnt physically feel pleasurable to u either does it? Not a good comparison.. But thx for trying!
    IDK, going full auto on an M16 or a belt fed rifle is close to orgasmic, but I'm easy to please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ac guy View Post
    IDK, going full auto on an M16 or a belt fed rifle is close to orgasmic, but I'm easy to please.
    Hey man maybe u could pull it off.. Get a good strong chair and see if u could throw in the foot massage too! The trifecta!!

    Thatd be something to watch as well.. Cuz ud have to shoot the machine gun with one hand.. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    Hey man maybe u could pull it off.. Get a good strong chair and see if u could throw in the foot massage too! The trifecta!!

    Thatd be something to watch as well.. Cuz ud have to shoot the machine gun with one hand.. LOL
    I'll post the video lol

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    Her waist is the first thing I notice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim230027 View Post
    Her waist is the first thing I notice
    FINALLY!!! I thought I was the lone ranger on this one.........the tummy is where it's at........sooooo sexy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79

    FINALLY!!! I thought I was the lone ranger on this one.........the tummy is where it's at........sooooo sexy!
    Yes bro it's my favorite

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    This thread is um.... Interesting? Much more than I anticipated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red_hulk View Post
    I'd go with hair. It's one of the first things you really notice. And, in my opinion can tell you a little bit about a girl. Second would definitely be the eyes!
    I think this may be a first for me, I have never heard of a guy that looks at hair first when he sees a woman. To me, hair is right up there with... I dont even know. I would fvuck a bald chick if she had a nice ass/back/legs... and personality of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElDude View Post

    I think this may be a first for me, I have never heard of a guy that looks at hair first when he sees a woman. To me, hair is right up there with... I dont even know. I would fvuck a bald chick if she had a nice ass/back/legs... and personality of course!
    Bald! Thats like the one place you want them to have hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    foot massages are awesome! i tell u wats really good and yall may think im weird here but i dont give a crap. have u ever seen one of those foot massager things that sit on the floor and vibrate with all the little knobs on them?? (LOL) well heres what u do, get one and put in on the floor at ur feet the next time u go to masturbate and right when u are about to cum cut that thing on with ur foot and time ur orgasm exactly with putting ur feet on it for the first time and tell me that crap isnt the shit!

    u gotta do it where ur putting ur feet on it for the first time though because once u have put them on there for a few seconds it desensitizes the feeling.. it is freaking awesome and u will be doing it again! LOL..

    id also like to note those of u who are thinking of making fun of me will be the first ones to do this!

    aint no shame in my game baby! (oh and youre welcome!)
    hahahaha, I definitely laughed when I read this, but upon further thinking I totally see how this could be awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    Bald! Thats like the one place you want them to have hair
    Nah man! Think of Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta... BALD and I would totally do her

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElDude View Post

    Nah man! Think of Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta... BALD and I would totally do her
    I could go like a pixie cut or something like that but bald nah....what do you hold onto?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElDude View Post
    Nah man! Think of Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta... BALD and I would totally do her
    Sure why not... I mean if you like your girls to look like they are on chemo therapy... Everyone else here has an interesting fetish... 405 and foot massagers as aids in masturbation, you with chemo patients... I'm just waiting for who's next lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    I could go like a pixie cut or something like that but bald nah....what do you hold onto?
    Ears.......clamp down on them like handle bars........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post

    Sure why not... I mean if you like your girls to look like they are on chemo therapy... Everyone else here has an interesting fetish... 405 and foot massagers as aids in masturbation, you with chemo patients... I'm just waiting for who's next lol
    Amputies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    Amputies?
    Lol... Well if you want to get murdered....sorry that was a low blow about Oscar pistorious

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElDude

    I think this may be a first for me, I have never heard of a guy that looks at hair first when he sees a woman. To me, hair is right up there with... I dont even know. I would fvuck a bald chick if she had a nice ass/back/legs... and personality of course!
    Hahahahahaha if you really think about it, maybe not you because of the whole bald thing, but how a woman catches your eye depends on how she has her hair or the color of it. I'm all for the ass, legs, stomach, lips, etc. But, from across the room, and without looking like a perv, her hair is the first thing that will draw your eye. This isn't fact lol just my opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    foot massages are awesome! i tell u wats really good and yall may think im weird here but i dont give a crap. have u ever seen one of those foot massager things that sit on the floor and vibrate with all the little knobs on them?? (LOL) well heres what u do, get one and put in on the floor at ur feet the next time u go to masturbate and right when u are about to cum cut that thing on with ur foot and time ur orgasm exactly with putting ur feet on it for the first time and tell me that crap isnt the shit!

    u gotta do it where ur putting ur feet on it for the first time though because once u have put them on there for a few seconds it desensitizes the feeling.. it is freaking awesome and u will be doing it again! LOL..

    id also like to note those of u who are thinking of making fun of me will be the first ones to do this!

    aint no shame in my game baby! (oh and youre welcome!)
    Holy sh*t, haaa, crap...your hurting my damn hernia with this one, OMG...can't stop. and they call ME crazy???...mike

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    Really to get down to it, I’ve said I’m an a*s man and I like to look at her cheeks but to tell the truth. For me after I get past the cheeks, and the a*s and all that…well my wife knows me to be an investigator, an inspector and so I’ve always been intrigued and kept a little flashlight under the covers…..hmmm never ceases to amaze me…is that crazy mike

    Oh, it never gets old......................

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    Watch your step mike thats caves slippery

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike
    Really to get down to it, I've said I'm an a*s man and I like to look at her cheeks but to tell the truth. For me after I get past the cheeks, and the a*s and all that...well my wife knows me to be an investigator, an inspector and so I've always been intrigued and kept a little flashlight under the covers.....hmmm never ceases to amaze me...is that crazy mike

    Oh, it never gets old......................
    Lmfao father you still got it crazy... Mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    FINALLY!!! I thought I was the lone ranger on this one.........the tummy is where it's at........sooooo sexy!
    Agreed, ranks high on my list as well. Doesn't have to be super cut either, just a nice smooth belly, preferably with an inny

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElDude View Post
    Nah man! Think of Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta... BALD and I would totally do her
    i actually got a few BJ's from a chick with a shaved head.. it was weird at first but it didnt take too long for her to make a believer out of me! (if only id had a foot massager! )

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