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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    You did the curious puppy head tilt...........yeah I did that too...........
    Do you need help re-adjusting your neck, I have a great pair of legs for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Do you need help re-adjusting your neck, I have a great pair of legs for that
    My head...........between...........your legs..........lemme think that one over.............

    Have you any convincing persuasions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    My head...........between...........your legs..........lemme think that one over.............

    Have you any convincing persuasions?
    I'm sure if I was on top of you, that would be convincing enough no persuasion required... I'm pretty sure I'd have you're complete consent... If not ill wrestle you until you give in

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I'm sure if I was on top of you, that would be convincing enough no persuasion required... I'm pretty sure I'd have you're complete consent... If not ill wrestle you until you give in
    You twisted my arm..................I'm in...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    You twisted my arm..................I'm in...........
    Ill see you in the bedroom, honey ... Clothing not optional

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    No clothing*

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    I feel left out of this party....


    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-dogg View Post
    I feel left out of this party....


    lol
    I don't think bear would let you join the party... That's something you'd have to take up with him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Ill see you in the bedroom, honey ... Clothing not optional
    Did you say honey..........Bears like honey...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Did you say honey..........Bears like honey...............
    I guess I'm honey then

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-dogg View Post
    I feel left out of this party....


    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I don't think bear would let you join the party... That's something you'd have to take up with him....
    You can buy the video..............shit..............was that out loud.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I guess I'm honey then
    There's a joke here somewhere...............something about licking & eating honey..............bah........maybe it'll come to me later......

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    You can buy the video..............shit..............was that out loud.........
    Lol I'm down for that... But not if its for sale... Invest in a safe... Kk thanks ... Unless we copyright it... All rights reserved and make a profit... Then I might say hey let's put on a few shows

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    There's a joke here somewhere...............something about licking & eating honey..............bah........maybe it'll come to me later......
    Maybe I can help in bringing your memory back... Ill make sure to have a lot of honey available in erroneous regions of my body... Oops did I say that out loud

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Maybe I can help in bringing your memory back... Ill make sure to have a lot of honey available in erroneous regions of my body... Oops did I say that out loud
    Yes you did & I heard it loud & clear.............t-dogg the copyrighted videos is gonna cost 3 times more...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Yes you did & I heard it loud & clear.............t-dogg the copyrighted videos is gonna cost 3 times more...........
    I like how you think.... I knew you were a keeper

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    God help us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-dogg View Post
    God help us...
    I may need more than Gods help, call in the troops for reinforcement and I probably need to go to confession too jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I may need more than Gods help, call in the troops for reinforcement and I probably need to go to confession too jk
    That is the funniest thing I have read all night................I'm rolling..........lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    That is the funniest thing I have read all night................I'm rolling..........lol
    Once in a while I actually have something funny to say...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I may need more than Gods help, call in the troops for reinforcement and I probably need to go to confession too jk
    I have my Marine Corps dress blues and a preacher costume...did you want to play dress up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I have my Marine Corps dress blues and a preacher costume...did you want to play dress up?
    Too bad I already own that suit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I have my Marine Corps dress blues and a preacher costume...did you want to play dress up?
    I'm not a boy so I guess you won't be touching me.... I heard preachers do that sorta thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I have my Marine Corps dress blues and a preacher costume...did you want to play dress up?
    Can I be little bo peep...............I always get stuck playing one of the 3 bears........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I'm not a boy so I guess you won't be touching me.... I heard preachers do that sorta thing
    Oh shit! She's on a roll now..........watchout!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Can I be little bo peep...............I always get stuck playing one of the 3 bears........
    I think you will be a cute little bo peep (is that what your wife calls your member)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    I'm not a boy so I guess you won't be touching me.... I heard preachers do that sorta thing
    Its just a costume...rules can be adjusted...

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    Speaking of touching...momma just got outa the shower and I'm pretty sure she has some devilish thoughts...I am goint to go to hell for an hour or so before bed...night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Speaking of touching...momma just got outa the shower and I'm pretty sure she has some devilish thoughts...I am goint to go to hell for an hour or so before bed...night!
    Have fun good night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Oh shit! She's on a roll now..........watchout!
    I could see that, why not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Speaking of touching...momma just got outa the shower and I'm pretty sure she has some devilish thoughts...I am goint to go to hell for an hour or so before bed...night!
    Intimate time with your wife is "hell"?.............Sorry to hear that brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Intimate time with your wife is "hell"?.............Sorry to hear that brother.
    Maybe he just didn't want to say 7 seconds in heaven

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    hahaha.........ouch

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    The Mons Pubis... No doubt..

    Like all bodyparts, some people are gifted here more than others..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post

    I may need more than Gods help, call in the troops for reinforcement and I probably need to go to confession too jk
    TR had a thread for that lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    At least you can pick up on subliminal messages your wife must be one satisfied woman!
    She dont give lil hints.She just says it like it is.This is wat I want! No misunderstanding that woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Maybe he just didn't want to say 7 seconds in heaven
    That was a low blow EM.I was going to give him 5sec.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Maybe he just didn't want to say 7 seconds in heaven
    Ha ha, that was funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    That was a low blow EM.I was going to give him 5sec.
    Haha your generous

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancer82 View Post
    TR had a thread for that lol
    Lol I bet he does

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