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  1. 12-04-2013, 07:16 PM #41
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    Yes, post match report please
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
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    Old chicks love anal since their vag is dried up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    Might be hooking up with a distant friend's mom in a couple weeks. We made out at the bar last weekend and we are planning on getting together in a few weeks.

    Any tips/advice?
    Since you are taking the mom does your friend have a daughter for me? :-)
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    This needs to end with a "so there I was, treating her like I paid big money for it, when all of the sudden the door flew open and......"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Old chicks love anal since their vag is dried up.
    Astroglide solves everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Old chicks love anal since their vag is dried up.
    and sagging
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    His mom, girlfriend, or wife. It's all fair game when not cared for properly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    stick it in her poopa
    Agreed. Do you really wanna come in the hole your friend came out of?!
    almostgone and bikeral like this.
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    You know how this works Hoggage, we need to see pictures to make a case for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black
    Agreed. Do you really wanna come in the hole your friend came out of?!
    Ppppsssshhhhhhaaaaaaahhaahhhahahaaaaaaaaaaa! LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post

    Agreed. Do you really wanna come in the hole your friend came out of?!
    Hahahahaha. I never thought of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Agreed. Do you really wanna come in the hole your friend came out of?!
    ha ha ha......stick it in the rear.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ha ha ha......stick it in the rear.....
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    Someone needs to tell Hoggage that DLB isn't in fact, Austinites Mum.
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    I pass no judgment on the moral aspect; however, one must always consider the repercussions. To this end, and from very negative experience, I can recommend against banging your client's daughter. Nevertheless, pics, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    Someone needs to tell Hoggage that DLB isn't in fact, Austinites Mum.
    Wait..........what?
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    You kids leave my mom out of this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    His mom, girlfriend, or wife. It's all fair game when not cared for properly.
    Good way to end up on the back of a milk carton!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    Good way to end up on the back of a milk carton!
    Very true! Granted I wasn't serious about the wife/gf, but I did have several friends coming up, whose moms were firmly embedded in my spank bank. Given the opportunity I wouldn't have had to think about what I would have done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Since you are taking the mom does your friend have a daughter for me? :-)
    3 attractive daughters, one being my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Agreed. Do you really wanna come in the hole your friend came out of?!
    I want to see what it's like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Old chicks love anal since their vag is dried up.
    Only one way to find out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    3 attractive daughters, one being my friend.
    pics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    pics!
    Of her anus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Of her anus
    I want to see the daughters!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    I want to see the daughters!
    And their anus'
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    [QUOTE="Hazard"] And their anus'[/QUOTE

    Of course, I hope they all wink at me!
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    lmao. Nice pic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    3 attractive daughters, one being my friend.
    so you did one of the daughters and now you're going for the mum! well done!

    but why would you even think that it might be an issue banging a female friend's mum? all along i thought you're referring to a guy friend's mum.
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    I think I have seen a video about being with a daughter and a mom walking in and joining in . . . pics of both please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post

    3 attractive daughters, one being my friend.
    If they are under 30 I'm interested. If they are over 30 then we can move on to the granddaughters. LoL
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    Hoggage I found your theme song. Enjoy


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    Hogg is indeed a mother lover..

    Get in it man... Get in it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Hogg is indeed a mother lover..

    Get in it man... Get in it!!
    Attack the flank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    If they are under 30 I'm interested. If they are over 30 then we can move on to the granddaughters. LoL
    Perv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Perv.

    With all due respect.....
    Respect. With all due perversion.
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