Banging your friend's mom

**Igifuno** · 12-06-2013, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Attack the flank?

Exactly. Attack the flank!!!

**noon** · 12-06-2013, 08:28 AM

I'm closer to 40 than I am thirty the idea of banging my friends mom is pretty horrifying
Please submit photos as soon as possible. I gotta see what I'm missing.
How ever waking up to pies and cookies fresh baked sounds awesome. Plus I think
If I do solid work she will make me eggs and bacon till I cry

**Back In Black** · 12-06-2013, 08:30 AM

Motherfvckers!!!!

**austinite** · 12-06-2013, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Back In Black

Motherfvckers!!!!

Agree. Filthy Mother^$%#^%'s

**noon** · 12-06-2013, 08:38 AM

Lol. I love this forum

**Honkey_Kong** · 12-06-2013, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by noon

I'm closer to 40 than I am thirty the idea of banging my friends mom is pretty horrifying
Please submit photos as soon as possible. I gotta see what I'm missing.
How ever waking up to pies and cookies fresh baked sounds awesome. Plus I think
If I do solid work she will make me eggs and bacon till I cry

There is a chick in her 50's at my gym that looks rather sexy. She's a mother and I'd give her a good rooting.

**kelkel** · 12-06-2013, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

There is a chick in her 50's at my gym that looks rather sexy. She's a mother and I'd give her a good rooting.

Oh, you're a gardener. Who knew!

**Igifuno** · 12-06-2013, 12:24 PM

Honkey is an old mother Fvcker.

**Black** · 12-06-2013, 06:33 PM

There is this lady at one of the gyms I go to and she has to be pushing 60. Shredded with a six-pack and drives a Caddy. I'd hit it.

**Honkey_Kong** · 12-06-2013, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

Oh, you're a gardener. Who knew!

I'm not a gardener, but I know how to handle a hoe.

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Honkey is an old mother Fvcker.

What's this old shit? I'm young compared to a lot of the guys here. But man, my beard is starting to sport quite a bit of grey.

**Capebuffalo** · 12-06-2013, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

I'm not a gardener, but I know how to handle a hoe.

What's this old shit? I'm young compared to a lot of the guys here. But man, my beard is starting to sport quite a bit of grey.

Nothing wrong with a distinguished beard.

**Hoggage_54** · 12-06-2013, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by AD

so you did one of the daughters and now you're going for the mum! well done!

but why would you even think that it might be an issue banging a female friend's mum? all along i thought you're referring to a guy friend's mum.

Never did my friend... and I never said it was an issue, was looking for any tips on sealing the deal

**Hoggage_54** · 12-06-2013, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

If they are under 30 I'm interested. If they are over 30 then we can move on to the granddaughters. LoL

I've never met the two sisters, only seen pictures of them, and I think they are both late teens/early twenties... and my friend is in her 20's as well, so basically you are set.

AD · 12-06-2013, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Never did my friend... and I never said it was an issue, was looking for any tips on sealing the deal

when's the date? we're onto the third page now, and still no pic.... good luck. and hurry up! lol

**skindiesel** · 12-06-2013, 09:01 PM

They say senior citizens are way more sexually active than thought you know how they know this all the ones that show up in the std clinics. Muahahahaha. Seriously. Austinite you ok? By your picture I'd say your in the hospital? Lol

AD · 12-06-2013, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by skindiesel

They say senior citizens are way more sexually active than thought you know how they know this all the ones that show up in the std clinics. Muahahahaha. Seriously. Austinite you ok? By your picture I'd say your in the hospital? Lol

thats not austinite. thats his hot mum that Hogg is trying to bang.

**skindiesel** · 12-06-2013, 10:31 PM

We'll then pics are indeed needed. Or did u put her in the hospital by attacking the flank?

**Igifuno** · 12-06-2013, 10:37 PM

so your friend who's mom you're going to bang is a chick? No way, I thought it was a dude friend.. not a chick friend. Omg man do you think you could seal the double deal?? I have faith in you hoggage.

**Igifuno** · 12-06-2013, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno
Honkey is an old mother Fvcker.

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

What's this old shit? I'm young compared to a lot of the guys here. But man, my beard is starting to sport quite a bit of grey.

You're reading it wrong.. I didn't say you are an old, mother fvcker, I said you're an old mother, fvcker

**lovbyts** · 12-06-2013, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

I've never met the two sisters, only seen pictures of them, and I think they are both late teens/early twenties... and my friend is in her 20's as well, so basically you are set.

Your the man...

**Honkey_Kong** · 12-07-2013, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Originally Posted by Igifuno
Honkey is an old mother Fvcker.

You're reading it wrong.. I didn't say you are an old, mother fvcker, I said you're an old mother, fvcker

Hey, I didn't fvck her.... yet. I'll wait for her and her husband to have a fight and then make my move.

**skindiesel** · 12-07-2013, 01:15 AM

Yes the old shoulder to cry on routine as u slowly pull it out. She looks down then looks at you and you just notion down with your eyes. Gets me every time. Lol