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    Finish The Story

    Pretty simple. Write the next 1-2 sentences following the last person. Let’s see how off the rails this goes.


    I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.
    Once I got there, I had a hard time removing her bra. Had to get help from stock boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Once I got there, I had a hard time removing her bra. Had to get help from stock boy.
    The stock boy said follow me into the back. I have just the thing to get her bra off.
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    Then the stock boy proceeded to remove my Pants and my pink lace panties i stole from OB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Then the stock boy proceeded to remove my Pants and my pink lace panties i stole from OB.
    He said, theres one problem, her nips are pierced, we are going to need a gang valve. Keep him tied up till we finish
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    I scratched my head a bit about the gang valve, but quickly googled it on my phone. So I went home to my aquarium and got it, but also brought my sucker fish as a bonus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Pretty simple. Write the next 1-2 sentences following the last person. Let’s see how off the rails this goes.


    I went to the store today to pick up a gallon of milk.
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    Then I stuck my sucker fish on her left nipple. The stock boy sucked on the right one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Then I stuck my sucker fish on her left nipple. The stock boy sucked on the right one.
    I said hey. Wait a damn minute. It’s my damn milk. I want to speak with the manager about this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I said hey. Wait a damn minute. It’s my damn milk. I want to speak with the manager about this.
    The manager came out & listened. He finally smiled & winked & said, that's what the gang valve is for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    The manager came out & listened. He finally smiled & winked & said, that's what the gang valve is for.
    I woke up from my dream and realized I had plenty of milk in the fridge so I..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by KennyJ View Post
    I woke up from my dream and realized I had plenty of milk in the fridge so I..........
    Drank it and went to the store to buy some milk.
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    We got pulled over on the way there, she couldn't keep her hands off me.
    I screamed bout loud when I saw the lights
    "Oh, you evil bastard! This your work. You better take care of me, Lord, 'cause if you don't you'll have me on your hands!"
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    The cop said, "thanks for bringing home my baby," and bashed me to make a good show for his manhood. Now, my face is on Court TV.
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    I picked you up and dropped you off in the ghetto to get fixed up. Found a nice hooker, got a bj and pushed her out the car as I drove back by her corner. You were standing there with a bandage on your head and a blunt in your mouth giving me the middle finger.
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    This reminded me of that time when my uncle used to scratch my little brothers anus with his middle finger, well... my "little brother" weighted 400 pounds and was 45 years old. 300 pounds were his actual weight, the other 100 pounds were a horrible fungus infection at the place of scratching
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