whats the dumbest/most destructive thing you or your friends have done?

[NightTrain]

ok, so you are the smartest dumbass then

[Tren Bull]

ok, so you are the smartest dumbass then

gee, thanks bro

[NightTrain]

your welcome, you know im just busting your chops, brother

[Tren Bull]

your welcome, you know im just busting your chops, brother

oh ok. its kinda hard to tell the difference sometimes.

its funny though, the gash on my lip looked just like a herpes outbreak



but im glad it hit me instead of my friend

[Tren Bull]

this is not funny, but it is pretty dumb... two months ago, i saw this pretty girl fall out of the second story window of a house and land on the cement below. i thought she died right in front of me, but i found out later that she was ok, aside from some bruising

[Shane35aa]

A friend of mine married same chick 3 times. Yeah he's getting divorced from her now.

[punk_bbuilder]

Took a shitload of roids...

[Johny-too-small]

God I wish I never saw this thread.......

One night in VEGAS about six of us got all dressed up in leisure suits and hit the craps table. I was wearing thick black sunglasses and a fake neck brace. We all looked like Saturday Night Fever on crack. The table was hot we were winning so much money that my buddy pissed his pants. He said he couldnt afford to leave the table. When we left, his pants were dry. Each of us were up over a $1000 each. We went crazy and blew our winnings on getting wasted. We thought it was funny throwing each other into large objects. Some major casualties were shop windows, giant mirrors, slot machines, wall lights, and fat people to name a few. By the end of the night, my freind craped in an elevator at Ceasers Palace and I passed out on a palm tree out on the strip. My pants were torn and half off. I dont know how we werent arrested and or killed but I know we were damn lucky and dumb.

[numbat]

God I wish I never saw this thread.......

One night in VEGAS about six of us got all dressed up in leisure suits and hit the craps table. I was wearing thick black sunglasses and a fake neck brace. We all looked like Saturday Night Fever on crack. The table was hot we were winning so much money that my buddy pissed his pants. He said he couldnt afford to leave the table. When we left, his pants were dry. Each of us were up over a $1000 each. We went crazy and blew our winnings on getting wasted. We thought it was funny throwing each other into large objects. Some major casualties were shop windows, giant mirrors, slot machines, wall lights, and fat people to name a few. By the end of the night, my freind craped in an elevator at Ceasers Palace and I passed out on a palm tree out on the strip. My pants were torn and half off. I dont know how we werent arrested and or killed but I know we were damn lucky and dumb.

Haha .. that might have been worth the ressurection

[Rye_guy]

my buddy johnny is the one to talk about... ive watched him litterally whip his dong out at a lady cop and tell her to suck it and not get arrested... couldnt believe that... or the time he took his RX-7 on a wicked death rip down old victoria road and crashed into someones house, ran home and changed real quick and lied to the cops and said he didnt even know his car was gone and that it must have been stolen... once again, nothing on him after that...

[muaythaiguy76]

idk about it being destructive but it was funny as f### i had heard plenty of stories about how crazy my friend was but since i started hanging out with him he seemed to calm down a bit so one night me and some friends had gone to get some food and i noticed the local crack whor3 was outside the wendys and when we got inside i started talking crap to my friend i dont think your that crazy well he says how about i f@@@ that crackwhor3 out there so we get outside and he asks her if she needs a ride she says yes get in the car im riding shotgun my other buddy is driving she asks if anyone has 10 bucks to spair i said no my other friend no and the crazy friend says yea but i dont wanna feel like im giving it away.. she busts out what you want a bj? he says sure! i could smell this woman from the front seat smelled like 4 week old tuna and in my disbeleif i look back lmao "EYES TO THE FRONT BOY OR ITS EXTRA!" haha well this happens for 10 minutes then she has us drive her to a crack house then to her apt complex where my buddie says i never finished! i feel like im getting ripped off and she leaves never understood how somebody could give a flip less about diseases

[Schmidty]

^wtf Lol

[ronan the barbarian]

mrmeathead i can beat your story about the cop.

about a year ago me and my brother were waiting in one of my locals for some of my mates to turn up.when some random guy took a swing at my brother,so i leaned over and caught him with a sweet right hook and the guy went down like a sack of sh*t.
from behind 3 guys grabbed me and dragged me outside,as i prepared to get into it with these guys one of them pulls out a warrent card (police badge) and tells me they were under cover coppers and the guy i had knocked out was a local dealer they had been watching.and as much as they wanted to arrest me for actual bodily harm they couldnt cus it would blow their cover.then one grabbed me and said "now piss off before i change my mind you horrible cu*t"
never forget what he said but i was very lucky not to get a hiding or arrested

[Schmidty]

^That is some crazy shit

[Shane35aa]

well i cant argue with you there, but in my defense, we took all the powder and buckshot out of it. the piece of metal that hit me was the circular area where the hammer is supposed to hit

Good one. that circluar area your referring to is the primer...yes it has a gun powder like expolsive charge in it to ignite the powder propellant charge.. Oh sorry i guess you figured that out about the time you got hit in the lip.

[Snrf]

mrmeathead i can beat your story about the cop.

about a year ago me and my brother were waiting in one of my locals for some of my mates to turn up.when some random guy took a swing at my brother,so i leaned over and caught him with a sweet right hook and the guy went down like a sack of sh*t.
from behind 3 guys grabbed me and dragged me outside,as i prepared to get into it with these guys one of them pulls out a warrent card (police badge) and tells me they were under cover coppers and the guy i had knocked out was a local dealer they had been watching.and as much as they wanted to arrest me for actual bodily harm they couldnt cus it would blow their cover.then one grabbed me and said "now piss off before i change my mind you horrible cu*t"
never forget what he said but i was very lucky not to get a hiding or arrested

That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read. You should write childrens books.

lets put things in perspective shall we.

1) you're standing around when some random bloke takes a swing at your bro.
2) you "lean over and caught him with a sweet right hook"
3) 3 cops happen to be watching the dealer from close enough that they can instantly grab you, yet the dealer doesn't realize they're cops watching him. was the dealer BLIND?
4) They pull out their warrant badges and identify themselves just a few feet from the guy they're supposedly watching, thereby COMPLETELY blowing their cover yet won't arrest you in case it blows their cover?

Nice little story, how long did it take you to make that one up? About as long as the story about your brother shitting his pants on a squat no doubt, or you jumping out of your car and beating up some innocent guy who just cut you off?

[ronan the barbarian]

That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read. You should write childrens books.

lets put things in perspective shall we.

1) you're standing around when some random bloke takes a swing at your bro.
2) you "lean over and caught him with a sweet right hook"
3) 3 cops happen to be watching the dealer from close enough that they can instantly grab you, yet the dealer doesn't realize they're cops watching him. was the dealer BLIND?
4) They pull out their warrant badges and identify themselves just a few feet from the guy they're supposedly watching, thereby COMPLETELY blowing their cover yet won't arrest you in case it blows their cover?

Nice little story, how long did it take you to make that one up? About as long as the story about your brother shitting his pants on a squat no doubt, or you jumping out of your car and beating up some innocent guy who just cut you off?

ha ha why you so upset.lol
it is true but not bothered if you dont believe me to be honest,
the pub was the dog on the hagley road in bearwood,birmingham,england.and the police didnt drag me a few feet away,it out the back of the pub.the bloke was off his tits and got angry with my brother cus he got served first,my brother had his back to him and i was facing him so he didnt see the punch coming but i did.
and dont be an idiot the police didnt run round with their warrent cards above their heads shouting about it.lol.and when i said undercover i didnt mean some massive steak out thats been going on for weeks ,it was more they were watching his activities.

if you thought that was bollox i was gonna tell the time me and my mate steve were shot at in a pub called the leabridge,dudley road,birmingham.whether or not the gun was real i dont know,but i shit myself and ran for my life.

now you can say thats bullshit aswell but its logged with the met police force and that can be checked out by anyone living in england.

its a shame someone leads such a dull life they cant believe anyone else

[ronan the barbarian]

oh and if your from the uk why dont you come up to birmingham and ill take you for a nightout round bearwood,then we can see whos lying

[Snrf]

[ronan the barbarian]

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is that a yes or no.lol