whats the dumbest/most destructive thing you or your friends have done?

[Tren Bull]

the helmet was one that cover the face and only left a spot open for goggles so it was quite comical to watch me drink while wearing it. i also passed out drunk wearing it after i smashed everything and all the beer was gone. what a night i tell you.

haha, thats great

[Tren Bull]

oh , one more bad one, we went to a frat party, the frat guys were dicks to us because we werent members or friends with anyone there, so we lit a couch on fire and almost burned down the entire house. another time a frat kid slapped one of my buddies girlfriends in the face, my buddy rounded up everyone he could(i wasnt there) they marched back to the frat house, threw a 55 gallon barrel through a bay window, marched in the house and destroyed everything that moved with fists and bats, through a big scren tv out a window, smashed a banister and steps, beat the piss out of anyone they could grab, ripped the phones out of the walls,it was BAD!! and thean stole all the beer they could find,half of them got thrown out of school and banned form sports for the rest of the year. it made the local paper front page and thelocal news, that is how bad they fcked this place up

good. thats what he deserves for hitting a girl

[Tren Bull]

best of luck on the revenge!!!

haha yea. this fool has it coming. this will be the fourth time ive fu_ked with his prized field

[Tren Bull]

another dumb thing i did back in the day was i blasted a pine tree multiple times with my 12 gauge shotgun with magnum BBB steel buck shells from less than 10 feet away. i realized after a minute or two that all 78 steel bb's were riquocheing off of the tree back in my general direction. im lucky as hell cause i didn't get hit...

[Tren Bull]

haha, back in the day, my boy was under the influence of something. his mom came to talk to him and he started yelling at her... I CANT CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!!

[Tren Bull]

when i was a little kid, i had this toy spring powered gun that shot plastic bbs. i was bored one day, and decided it would be a good idea to look down the barrel as i gently squeezed the trigger. i saw the spring moving back farther and farther, then i pulled too hard, cause it went off, and hit me directly in my open eye

[Doc.Sust]

when i was a little kid, i had this toy spring powered gun that shot plastic bbs. i was bored one day, and decided it would be a good idea to look down the barrel as i gently squeezed the trigger. i saw the spring moving back farther and farther, then i pulled too hard, cause it went off, and hit me directly in my open eye

OUCH!

[Doc.Sust]

man i have so many stories of me being a lunatic, i would never want to go back to those days, i have grown up alot since than, but i do have alot of great memories and very few regrets

[firenwire]

Mine involved a bridge out sign, the removal of such. And a drunk ass cowboy going WAY too fast.....

[Tren Bull]

OUCH!

haha yea it was pretty funny. fortunately it didn't do any damage

[Oki-Des]

A friend of mine was fu@king around with his pistol and he put the barrrel in his mouth as a joke. His girlfriend got mad and tried to pull his hand back. He shot himself in the face. Luckily the bullet did not go into his brain. The bullet went through his back teeth and blew them through his cheek. That was probably the dumbest thing I ever saw. He is alright now and it just looks like he has a dimple now where the bullet and teeth came out. The moral of the story, in case you did not already know is- Dont put loaded guns in your mouth.

[longhorn814]

A friend of mine was fu@king around with his pistol and he put the barrrel in his mouth as a joke. His girlfriend got mad and tried to pull his hand back. He shot himself in the face. Luckily the bullet did not go into his brain. The bullet went through his back teeth and blew them through his cheek. That was probably the dumbest thing I ever saw. He is alright now and it just looks like he has a dimple now where the bullet and teeth came out. The moral of the story, in case you did not already know is- Dont put loaded guns in your mouth.

probably? that is definitely the dumbest thing Ive ever heard!! Thats some fu(ked up stuff!!

[Oki-Des]

probably? that is definitely the dumbest thing Ive ever heard!! Thats some fu(ked up stuff!!

Now I did not know the guy in this next story, but I heard it a while back. There was a guy hunting one night and when he decided to drive home, he realized the headlights were not working. The fuse for the headlights had blown under the steering wheel. He did not know what he could put into the space that would be metal and the size of a fuse. The brilliant hunter put a 22 bullet right into place. His headlights worked! He made it a little ways home before the bullet exploded and shot into his nuts. This story was in some book. I cant remember the name but it was true stories about the reverse of survival of the fittest. The name had something to do with the self sterilization of the stupid, or something.

[Tren Bull]

A friend of mine was fu@king around with his pistol and he put the barrrel in his mouth as a joke. His girlfriend got mad and tried to pull his hand back. He shot himself in the face. Luckily the bullet did not go into his brain. The bullet went through his back teeth and blew them through his cheek. That was probably the dumbest thing I ever saw. He is alright now and it just looks like he has a dimple now where the bullet and teeth came out. The moral of the story, in case you did not already know is- Dont put loaded guns in your mouth.

what the hell??? your boys girlfriend is pretty fu_kin dumb... and your boy is very lucky. what caliber gun was it?

[Tren Bull]

btw, speaking of gun accidents, i remember reading a newspaper artical about some guy that accidentally shot a kid. what happened was the guy was out hunting, and he came accross this kid that was stuck in a hole. this genius decided that it would be a good idea to lower his shotgun down to the kid and help him up out of the hole... but he forgot to take the live shell out of the chamber. as he was pulling on the gauge to get the kid out of the hole, the gun went off and blasted the kid at point blank.

[Myka]

thats a crazy story trenbull...where/when did that happen????????

[Tren Bull]

thats a crazy story trenbull...where/when did that happen????????

somewhere in the mid west. im not sure exactly where it happened

[Tbone1975]

I've done some crazy stuff when I was younger.
1.Got a DWI for driving the wrong way down the expressway.
Hey, everyone makes mistakes lol. It was a beautiful summer day and me and my bros finished playin' softball and went out to one of the local pubs. We were there for a few hours and i had about 5 drinks. After that we went downtown and started getting annihilated. One of my buddies went home but the other one and I stayed and drank as he kept winning at darts. Later on he asked me to give him a ride home and I was like, "no prob." I used to drink and drive a lot, since then, I haven't done it at all. But anyway, I got into my car, threw in a huge piece of Skoal, which, for those of you who've ever dipped know that compounds the effects of your drunkeness, and drove away. So I get on the wrong way, after a while my bros like T, we're going the wrong way. I was like, "yup." I was so plastered, I didn't know what to do. That's all I could say. Eventually the cops caught me after I crashed up on the curb. So I'm in the station, standing up against the wall for hours and the cop asks me to raise my arms. I do, and throw up all over him. All the inmates at the county lockup started laughin' at me. I f_ckin' yelled at 'em to shut up and they all did. End of night, got put in a cell. There were so many people in there that I thought I would have to sleep standin' up against the bars. After a few minutes they took 5 of us out and I went to sleep on my boots lol.
2.raced a dude through the entire state of north carolina on my way from ny to myrtle beach in '94. I was so hopped up on ginseng root and skoal, and so anxious to go nuts with my pals that when this dude drove by me and gave me the finger after I'd accidently cut him off I was like f it all man. He obliged. The race took a few hours. Craziest drivin' I've ever done. I 95 was crowded as shizat, it was night, I passed in between cars and on the shoulder several times going around 100. I won too man. At the end, there was a stretch of 95 with just me and him, I pulled into the right lane, he was behind me and stayed behind. He didn't want no more. I beat his a_s with a sh_t car man. I was drivin' an early 90s olds cutlass cierra and he was drivin a beretta. My olds had steel nards to begin with, but I changed that in 92 when I put stock car gear oil in my transmission because I didn't have any tranny fluid and my buddy recommended it. Car never ran the same since. I still took his a_s though.
3.There was this kid in junior high who used to lie about everything. So one night me and my boys took some M80s over to his house with the intention of blowin off his mailbox. It was the funniest looking mailbox. It was like a house. Well, we stuck an M80 in there and it blew it all to hell. The pieces were scattered all over his lawn. I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
4.Used to drive around with my buddies splatballing selected houses and giving people wake up calls by honkin the horn repeatedly in the middle of the night.
5.I could go on and on.

[Tren Bull]

last night my boy and i let the air out of all the tires on some guys mini van

[Tren Bull]

haha, a few weeks ago, my boy went up to some fools front porch and puked on his door mat. then he rang the doorbell and ran away

[Tren Bull]

that was at 3:30 am too

[J-Dogg]

It was a cold night in October….I was but 17.

Me and 5 friends went out to steal pumpkins, it was a tradition we did every year.

We ended up doing it far longer than expected. We had 3 “drop points” with over 200 pumpkins at each….

I had saw earlier when I was skipping school and on the way to a friends house one of those huge ass pumpkins people grow. So we went to get that one.

It was freaking huge, we had 6 guys trying to pick it up, even then we were all close or over 200lbs each. We ended up having to break it in half, and put the 2 halves in the truck. It was so heavy, the wheels on the truck were rubbing on the wheel wells.!

We had a bunch of little pumpkins and some small squash and shit in the truck as well. So about 2-3 miles down the road, we notice a truck turn around and race up on our ass.

So naturally, we start throwing pumpkins at the truck. Little squash are bouncing off the hood of the truck and shit, was funny. We put some distance between us after that and we hit about 70 down a dirt road. All until we hit a hill at a messed up 4 way, and get stuck.

We had some time, so we are all like **** it, 2 guys in a truck there are 6 of us…worse comes to worse we beat them down.

Then all the sudden 2 cop cars come from every dam direction, flying out of the cars are tons of cops pointing guns at us and shit. They were yelling shit like “run and get your cap peeled” I’m like “wtf!” flipping out lol.

Turns out the truck behind us was a DNR officer and the cops had been looking for us all night!

We had to pay $600 for the giant pumpkin….but they never knew who took the 600 other pumpkins that we had stashed! The next night…I had a knock on the door. It was my buddies and we went out and stole more pumpkins, lol.

[boxingbean]

OK OK OK.... me and my buds have these godam lil bastard kids who ride around and kick trashcans and throw peoples shoes on a powerline wires...(ya its the barrio) the other day, the lil bastards threw eggs and shaving cream balloons at my truck after i washed it...so the next day...on their 8th grade graduation, they were riding down the street...

climax.....i was in the back yard with my roomates filling up balloons and supersoakers with BLEACH>..................

lets say they went to graduation in yellow and pink suits....


OOOH i also took a fat shit on the 2006 benz of a stuck up ass bitch......*(she thinks her shit dont stink.....well mine does.)

[Tren Bull]

It was a cold night in October….I was but 17.

Me and 5 friends went out to steal pumpkins, it was a tradition we did every year.

We ended up doing it far longer than expected. We had 3 “drop points” with over 200 pumpkins at each….

I had saw earlier when I was skipping school and on the way to a friends house one of those huge ass pumpkins people grow. So we went to get that one.

It was freaking huge, we had 6 guys trying to pick it up, even then we were all close or over 200lbs each. We ended up having to break it in half, and put the 2 halves in the truck. It was so heavy, the wheels on the truck were rubbing on the wheel wells.!

We had a bunch of little pumpkins and some small squash and shit in the truck as well. So about 2-3 miles down the road, we notice a truck turn around and race up on our ass.

So naturally, we start throwing pumpkins at the truck. Little squash are bouncing off the hood of the truck and shit, was funny. We put some distance between us after that and we hit about 70 down a dirt road. All until we hit a hill at a messed up 4 way, and get stuck.

We had some time, so we are all like **** it, 2 guys in a truck there are 6 of us…worse comes to worse we beat them down.

Then all the sudden 2 cop cars come from every dam direction, flying out of the cars are tons of cops pointing guns at us and shit. They were yelling shit like “run and get your cap peeled” I’m like “wtf!” flipping out lol.

Turns out the truck behind us was a DNR officer and the cops had been looking for us all night!

We had to pay $600 for the giant pumpkin….but they never knew who took the 600 other pumpkins that we had stashed! The next night…I had a knock on the door. It was my buddies and we went out and stole more pumpkins, lol.

haha, oh jesus bro, thats quite a story. i can only imagine how big that pumpkin must have been. im glad you didn't get in more trouble than you did bro. usually the cops dont take kindly to people throwing sh_t at them.

haha, did you read the first post in tis thread? its a fu_ked up story about my bro's expierience fu_king with the police. not good for him... but it makes a really great story

[Tren Bull]

OK OK OK.... me and my buds have these godam lil bastard kids who ride around and kick trashcans and throw peoples shoes on a powerline wires...(ya its the barrio) the other day, the lil bastards threw eggs and shaving cream balloons at my truck after i washed it...so the next day...on their 8th grade graduation, they were riding down the street...

climax.....i was in the back yard with my roomates filling up balloons and supersoakers with BLEACH>..................

lets say they went to graduation in yellow and pink suits....


OOOH i also took a fat shit on the 2006 benz of a stuck up ass bitch......*(she thinks her shit dont stink.....well mine does.)

AHAHAHA!! thats great bro. spray the kids down with bleech? that must have sucked

[boxingbean]

ya...we get some evil eyes from the parents but i previously fought his dad over an incident with those lil pricks..need less to say...they didnt say much....so i lived happily ever after...

[Tren Bull]

ya...we get some evil eyes from the parents but i previously fought his dad over an incident with those lil pricks..need less to say...they didnt say much....so i lived happily ever after...

haha oh man, thats such a diss to the father's manhood. he let you punk his kid? thats funny

[thegodfather]

Ok, so this one kid from highschool that I hated, and still do, I ****ed with all the time, and from time to time when its convienient I still **** with him. I've fought him before an knocked the shit out of him. Well not too long ago I had just changed the oil in both my cars and it filled up my oil pan. So, my buddys came over as I was getting done and I was like, well, what should I do with the oil? Well, I made that mother****ers new asphalt driveway look like the Exxon-Valdeez just ran ashore in his front yard, Lol...It was ****in great, I wonder how long he couldnt use his driveway, that musta been a mess to clean up...

Now this one goes back to high school..Me and a few buddys knew this dude from another town, so we goto this party...They start accusing us of stealing their booze, and tell us they wanna fight. Well, its me and 4 buddys and an entire party full of dudes (about 30 of em)...So we go out the backdoor and come back a half hour later with everyone we knew. We pull up, and my buddy walks up to some guys just gettin there and smashes out their car window...My other buddy walks up to another car and kicks off the sideview mirror (by this time the entire group of kids came onto the front porch from the commotion)..My buddy takes that side view mirror and nails the group of guys on the porch with it..Yet, they still didnt wanna fight, now that the odds were pretty much even. So, we proceeded to smash out every single car window there and kick some nice dents in the cars, hoping these pussys would wanna come fight. Still didnt work, so for some reason we left, and then came back....By then, I guess these guys grew some balls and there were people everywhere fighting...My friends had pipes, bats, lumber, just about anything you could think of. It was a ****ing mess...Anyway, this one guy who evidently thought he was superman, comes running into the middle of the street while my one buddy is driving down with a carload of people, and puts his hands out tryin to get my buddy to stop. So what does my totally psychotic friend do? He nails the gas and hits this kid doin about 35mph, the kid goes flying completely over the car and rips off his spoiler. He ended up breaking the kids femur (thank god he didnt kill him)...So we left, and later that night, the state troopers showed up at a few of my friends houses, and luckily they all knew to keep their stories straight. That was one insane night, and my boy parked his car in his garage for a few weeks after that one...

Another time, long before the incident I just posted...My one bro went down south and picked up some insane fireworks...So I drove into the middle of a 4way stop intersection, he leaned out and lit them all. Man, it was the 4th of ****ing july in the middle of this intersection, it was beautiful...

[BigUno]

me and about 20 other guys egged this old guys house with 30 dozen eggs and spray painted his car. we videotaped it from 2 different angles

[peteroy01]

about 6 months ago i was in germany at a local bar. the place was packed. like nut to butt, shoulder to shoulder packed. i went to the bar and some kraut asked me what happened to my arm. told him iraq and he said im glad u got blown up and everyone that got killed deserved it. so i threw an elbow that connected so solid. u know the kind that just feels great. then i noticed he had 3 friends with him so i took off out the bar. these krauts were pissed and hollering. i said i cant understand u. so they stopped. then hit all three guy in the face and saved the already bloody guy for last. then i looked over my shoulder and the cops were rolling in. i ran through all 3 creeks that little german town had. and twice i hung off the side of an overpass when the cops were patrolling for me. made it home safe with blood on fist and elbow. fk'in krauts. now im married to one

[Tren Bull]

about 6 months ago i was in germany at a local bar. the place was packed. like nut to butt, shoulder to shoulder packed. i went to the bar and some kraut asked me what happened to my arm. told him iraq and he said im glad u got blown up and everyone that got killed deserved it. so i threw an elbow that connected so solid. u know the kind that just feels great. then i noticed he had 3 friends with him so i took off out the bar. these krauts were pissed and hollering. i said i cant understand u. so they stopped. then hit all three guy in the face and saved the already bloody guy for last. then i looked over my shoulder and the cops were rolling in. i ran through all 3 creeks that little german town had. and twice i hung off the side of an overpass when the cops were patrolling for me. made it home safe with blood on fist and elbow. fk'in krauts. now im married to one

damn bro, getting arrested in a foreign country would be no good. but that motherfu_ker got what he deserved for saying that sh_t to you. im glad you showed him how we do it in america

[Tren Bull]

Now this one goes back to high school..Me and a few buddys knew this dude from another town, so we goto this party...They start accusing us of stealing their booze, and tell us they wanna fight. Well, its me and 4 buddys and an entire party full of dudes (about 30 of em)...So we go out the backdoor and come back a half hour later with everyone we knew. We pull up, and my buddy walks up to some guys just gettin there and smashes out their car window...My other buddy walks up to another car and kicks off the sideview mirror (by this time the entire group of kids came onto the front porch from the commotion)..My buddy takes that side view mirror and nails the group of guys on the porch with it..Yet, they still didnt wanna fight, now that the odds were pretty much even. So, we proceeded to smash out every single car window there and kick some nice dents in the cars, hoping these pussys would wanna come fight. Still didnt work, so for some reason we left, and then came back....By then, I guess these guys grew some balls and there were people everywhere fighting...My friends had pipes, bats, lumber, just about anything you could think of. It was a ****ing mess...Anyway, this one guy who evidently thought he was superman, comes running into the middle of the street while my one buddy is driving down with a carload of people, and puts his hands out tryin to get my buddy to stop. So what does my totally psychotic friend do? He nails the gas and hits this kid doin about 35mph, the kid goes flying completely over the car and rips off his spoiler. He ended up breaking the kids femur (thank god he didnt kill him)...So we left, and later that night, the state troopers showed up at a few of my friends houses, and luckily they all knew to keep their stories straight. That was one insane night, and my boy parked his car in his garage for a few weeks after that one...

haha sweet. thats cool you and your friends all got away with that. swinging bats though? i thought that if you hit someone in the head with a bat that they would be dead.

[Tren Bull]

haha, btw, last night i kicked open this fools front door for the third or fourth time. im not sure exactly how many times ive done that, but its definately more than once...

sh_t not only broke, but it also swung open and tagged the wall inside his house

[Tren Bull]

me and my boy also keep fu_king with this fools house that we hated in highschool. nothing really bad though. we used to doorbell ditch the house at 3 am, but they started leaving their dogs outside at night. so now we throw fircrackers on his front porch

[Tren Bull]

my boy did something pretty dumb last night too. he left a glass in his driveway and forgot about it. then when he was parking his car in the garage he ran it over and it popped his tire

[~fuelforfire~]

my boy did something pretty dumb last night too. he left a glass in his driveway and forgot about it. then when he was parking his car in the garage he ran it over and it popped his tire

[Tren Bull]

1. hit a kid with a 9 irion in the nose when i was 11
2. vandalized mail boxes, golf courses.
3. walked around neighborhoods with a paintball gun shooting houses and cars.
4. ripped side veiw mirriors off a car once. dont know why
5. boggin my old wrangler flipped it 6 times
6. ripped down an old barn with a F-250 power stroke
7. slamed a Marines face into the curb at a Whataburger drive thru

and many many more

man, #7 reminds me of something my boys did back in the day. the best part of that story though is that my boy dan dropped this fool and threw him in the bushes, then ran back to his car laughing. he didn't notice that the guy got up and was charging him. so my other boy saw the guy running up on dan. haha, he opened his car door right as the guy ran up, and this fool ran face first into the edge of the door. it actually broke it.

haha, after this guy ran into the door, dan and the 2 other guys that were with him got out and seriously fu_ked this guy up. he had to be admitted to the ER to get stitches on his nutsack

[thegodfather]

haha sweet. thats cool you and your friends all got away with that. swinging bats though? i thought that if you hit someone in the head with a bat that they would be dead.

It was a mess and I dont know how either, and dont wanna know..

Another funny one...Back in high school, a kid I was somewhat friends with because of my boy, started bookeyin, and this kid got into him for 2 grand...Well the kid was a bitch so he dimed him out to the cops and wore a wire, and when he went to make his payment the cops arrested him. So he payed my friend a few hundred bucks to treat him the way rats are supposed to be treated...My boy in the morning before class, is about to pass the kid in the hallway and just connects with this kids teeth, the kid drops and my boy just pinned his body against the bottom of the lockers and stomped the **** out of him, broke the kids ribs in several places and they took him to the ER by ambulance. The unfortunate part is that they arrested my boy and charged him with tampering with a witness in an investigation, so he was on court rule for a year or two because of that...But it was just great to see a ****in narc get what was comin to him, right out in the open in public, the way its suppose to be done...

[cfiler]

One of my neighbors hit my truck, and every time I went to talk to her, she'd pretend that she wasn't home. So, I poured brake fluid, and brake cleaner all over her car. A couple of days later her car's paint started to bubble and flake off. So she took her car to the car wash, and came back after pissed. Her car's paint was almost all off, and was right down to the primer, and some spots were bare-metal.

[Just t]

Wow some of these stories are crazy! haha Ive lead a pretty normal life without anything as bad as these! worst thing ive ever done was probally throw a rock and it accidentally hit a car and cracked the windscreen abit! haha i suck!