whats the dumbest/most destructive thing you or your friends have done?

[novicenovicen]

I admit to nothing.................though hypothetically we made the worlds largest smoke bomb and had everyone thinking we set the whole valley on fire. They even came with the little robot....hypothetically of course.

[Tren Bull]

I admit to nothing.................though hypothetically we made the worlds largest smoke bomb and had everyone thinking we set the whole valley on fire. They even came with the little robot....hypothetically of course.

haha, when i was much younger, me and my boy went up in the hills behind my house with 2 lighters each, and we went around burning lots of grass. after awhile we got bored and came home. about 15 minutes later i looked outside and saw a big ass fire truck chillin outside my house. apparently, somebody thought there was a fire in the hills from all the smoke we made. after a minute, a firefighter came back to his truck looking really pissed off.

[Tren Bull]

im not sure if i already posted this, but il say it again. when i was in elementary school, there was this caretaker guy that lived on campus. he had a motorhome that was parked right next to the fence separating his property from the school playground. so my boy found an orange soccer flag pole, and threw it javalin style through the window of the motorhome. i swear, seeing that flag sticking out of the broken window was one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[Tren Bull]

when i was in highschool, i remember playing catch with a 40 pound dumbell just for the hell of it.

[BEER WHORE]

I got drunk and was gang banged by my college cheerleading team.

[newbie82]

one time we put a bunch of ketchup on a tampon and threw it at one of our friends (guy) heh heh

other then that i skateboarded off of a roof.

[Tren Bull]

one time we put a bunch of ketchup on a tampon and threw it at one of our friends (guy) heh heh

other then that i skateboarded off of a roof.

ohhh... thats bad. it reminds me of the time my friend and i put white glue in a condom and threw it in the open window of a car

[Myka]

white glue in a condom and threw it in the open window of a car

now thats bad ROFL

[Tren Bull]

now thats bad ROFL

haha yea, so was the time we put white glue in another condom, and stuck it on a doornob at my highschool. some guy grabbed it without looking. haha, you should have seen the expression on his face

[Tren Bull]

i got another one. i fell in love with a girl that repetedly tells me about all the other guys shes had sex with.

[Myka]

so where is this going? rofl...do you have the list of names?rofl

[Tren Bull]

so where is this going? rofl...do you have the list of names?rofl

actually about a year ago i started writing down all the names that she had given me. it was seriously over 50 guys... and those are just the ones that she admitted to. keep in mind that she wants me to think shes not a slut. im sure you can imagine what the total # would be

[Tren Bull]

man, one time this bitch called me up to tell me she was gonna go fu_k my best friend cause she was pissed i was chilling with another girl earlier that night

[Tren Bull]

shes the only girl i have ever actually loved... now aint that a bitch?

[Myka]

rofl...you got some weird ones tren ...rofl...I wonder how many ppl Paris Hilton has been with? I wonder if its 4 digits??

[Tren Bull]

rofl...you got some weird ones tren ...rofl...I wonder how many ppl Paris Hilton has been with? I wonder if its 4 digits??

over a thousand guys wouldn't surprise me

[Tren Bull]

speaking of paris hilton, i saw this video where she couldn't for the life of her parallel park her car, even though there was at least 100 feet of space in front and behind her. eventually she gave up and backed up into a driveway, scratching the hell out of the front of her ferrari

[slob]

haha yea, so was the time we put white glue in another condom, and stuck it on a doornob at my highschool. some guy grabbed it without looking. haha, you should have seen the expression on his face

hahaha
my mates did something similar to me on my 13th bday.
They got a rubber dishwashing glove and covered it with that white-out stuff u put on paper if u spell a word wrong, then splooged it all over the chair.
Then they put the chair+ the glove next me ( I was asleep in bed) and yelled out to my dad...
dad had a good laugh about that.haha

[SnaX]

When there was the whole Y2k scare, here everything was supposed to shut down, and be the end of the world....etc..., I was at a block party waiting for the new year... and as the ball was dropped i could hear them counting 10....9....8..7..6...5..4.3..2..1 I shut off the power.
Just funny to me.

[stunner5000pt]

My friends and I sneaked into this building's underground parking lot and we were drinking some beers in the car. After getting a good buzz going we were ready to cause some mayhem. Started off by pissing on this car's door handles. Thereafter we let the air out of all the tires. Looked around for some good hubcaps that would fit my car but we couldn't find any taht i liked or my tire's size.

We did however find a car with same size tires and rims as my car. We got the car on the back, took off one rim, but the car got stuck on the other rim, and we couldnt take it off.

We also jabbed this other car's tires.

WE were drunk OK SORRYYYY.

[ShnouzedUp]

zip tied a homeless guys arms legs together when he was asleep

[Tren Bull]

zip tied a homeless guys arms legs together when he was asleep

haha, bumfights style huh? i love fu_king with bums

[Tren Bull]

My friends and I sneaked into this building's underground parking lot and we were drinking some beers in the car. After getting a good buzz going we were ready to cause some mayhem. Started off by pissing on this car's door handles. Thereafter we let the air out of all the tires. Looked around for some good hubcaps that would fit my car but we couldn't find any taht i liked or my tire's size.

We did however find a car with same size tires and rims as my car. We got the car on the back, took off one rim, but the car got stuck on the other rim, and we couldnt take it off.

We also jabbed this other car's tires.

WE were drunk OK SORRYYYY.

see bro, letting the air out of someone's tires is really funny to me cause its pretty innocent. dont get me wrong, i love destroying other peoples property, but they have to deserve it. id feel way too guilty to do something bad to some random person

[stunner5000pt]

see bro, letting the air out of someone's tires is really funny to me cause its pretty innocent. dont get me wrong, i love destroying other peoples property, but they have to deserve it. id feel way too guilty to do something bad to some random person

in my defence .. we WERE Drunk

i dont hang out with those guys anymore... they were VERY bad influences

[Tren Bull]

in my defence .. we WERE Drunk

i dont hang out with those guys anymore... they were VERY bad influences

dont trip bro, ive done some bad sh_t to random people too. eventually my conscience caught up with me though

[godkilla]

dumbest thing i have done when drunk was tag team some not so hot girl (nice body horrible face) with my best friend at the time.

most destructive was early this year at a private party (after being kicked out of another private party earlier btw) i put on a dirt biking helmet and smashed everything in sight over my head, bottles, shelves, tables, etc.

[Tren Bull]

most destructive was early this year at a private party (after being kicked out of another private party earlier btw) i put on a dirt biking helmet and smashed everything in sight over my head, bottles, shelves, tables, etc.

haha thats funny, kinda like some monty python type sh_t. id laugh my ass off if i saw some dude doing that, especially if i was hella drunk

[Myka]

dumbest thing i have done when drunk was tag team some not so hot girl (nice body horrible face) with my best friend at the time.

you said tag team...but you hit it at the same time didnt you.......

what about it made it dumb?

[Tren Bull]

you said tag team...but you hit it at the same time didnt you.......

what about it made it dumb?

cause she was ugly

[Tren Bull]

speaking of ugly girls, i just remembered something dumb my friend did (the same guy that broke the antenas off the cop cars). he recorded himself having sex with this UGLY ass girl. then eventually she found out about it and damn near killed him

[Doc.Sust]

let see, when i was young we found an old jaguar car in a remote field parked for months, we took axes , shovles and sledgehammers and broke everything in the entire car from the stearing wheel to the bumper, than one cray kid through an m-80 in the gas tank and blew up the car, caused a HUGE fire in the woods, i was convinced we were going to get caught and go to jail. nobody ever found out it was us, we got lucky. also stories of killing an entire lawn with paint thinner, cutting down a neigbors fence, breaking into a house for no reason and stealing skateboard parts, (that is one i amashamed of) driving down a highway in a truck at 80mph knocking over those giant road blocks cones piss drunk, throwing a news paper machine off of boardwalk just for fun. the list goes on and on

[Tren Bull]

let see, when i was young we found an old jaguar car in a remote field parked for months, we took axes , shovles and sledgehammers and broke everything in the entire car from the stearing wheel to the bumper, than one cray kid through an m-80 in the gas tank and blew up the car, caused a HUGE fire in the woods, i was convinced we were going to get caught and go to jail. nobody ever found out it was us, we got lucky. also stories of killing an entire lawn with paint thinner, cutting down a neigbors fence, breaking into a house for no reason and stealing skateboard parts, (that is one i amashamed of) driving down a highway in a truck at 80mph knocking over those giant road blocks cones piss drunk, throwing a news paper machine off of boardwalk just for fun. the list goes on and on

haha, ive always wanted to blow up a car with an m-80 in the gas tank. im worried that id start a huge fire and burn down somebodys house though. i like causing havoc, but thats going way too far

[Tren Bull]

btw, eventually im gonna go dump iodized salt all over this douche bags field. haha, hes gonna cry when that happens

[Doc.Sust]

btw, eventually im gonna go dump iodized salt all over this douche bags field. haha, hes gonna cry when that happens

it will work, wait until you see the reaction it has, it will do the trick

[Tren Bull]

it will work, wait until you see the reaction it has, it will do the trick

haha yea, its gonna kill all of the grass completely, and nothing will ever grow there again, unless they dig up the whole field and put new dirt in. damn, thats gonna be very expensive. but thats what this dumbass gets for insulting my father

[godkilla]

haha thats funny, kinda like some monty python type sh_t. id laugh my ass off if i saw some dude doing that, especially if i was hella drunk

the helmet was one that cover the face and only left a spot open for goggles so it was quite comical to watch me drink while wearing it. i also passed out drunk wearing it after i smashed everything and all the beer was gone. what a night i tell you.

[Doc.Sust]

oh , one more bad one, we went to a frat party, the frat guys were dicks to us because we werent members or friends with anyone there, so we lit a couch on fire and almost burned down the entire house. another time a frat kid slapped one of my buddies girlfriends in the face, my buddy rounded up everyone he could(i wasnt there) they marched back to the frat house, threw a 55 gallon barrel through a bay window, marched in the house and destroyed everything that moved with fists and bats, through a big scren tv out a window, smashed a banister and steps, beat the piss out of anyone they could grab, ripped the phones out of the walls,it was BAD!! and thean stole all the beer they could find,half of them got thrown out of school and banned form sports for the rest of the year. it made the local paper front page and thelocal news, that is how bad they fcked this place up

[Doc.Sust]

haha yea, its gonna kill all of the grass completely, and nothing will ever grow there again, unless they dig up the whole field and put new dirt in. damn, thats gonna be very expensive. but thats what this dumbass gets for insulting my father

best of luck on the revenge!!!

[godkilla]

you said tag team...but you hit it at the same time didnt you.......

what about it made it dumb?

well normally i wouldnt have ****ed her, nevermind the fact that me and my bestfriend double teamed her while a third guy was passed out drunk right beside the bed. on top of all that she was another friends recent ex at the time, not that i care but he prolly wouldnt have liked that too much.

[godkilla]

oh , one more bad one, we went to a frat party, the frat guys were dicks to us because we werent members or friends with anyone there, so we lit a couch on fire and almost burned down the entire house. another time a frat kid slapped one of my buddies girlfriends in the face, my buddy rounded up everyone he could(i wasnt there) they marched back to the frat house, threw a 55 gallon barrel through a bay window, marched in the house and destroyed everything that moved with fists and bats, through a big scren tv out a window, smashed a banister and steps, beat the piss out of anyone they could grab, ripped the phones out of the walls,it was BAD!! and thean stole all the beer they could find,half of them got thrown out of school and banned form sports for the rest of the year. it made the local paper front page and thelocal news, that is how bad they fcked this place up

awesome, absolutely awsome. a smarter man might have waited to get buddy alone and then laid a good whooping on him, but this works also.